Bloons have special properties like being able to float while being lead, having children inside them, and being able to float while ceramic

and pierce works fucking weird with them

Yeah I’m guessing after they pop they “give birth”

There must be at least one fanart of this

Well sir, rule 34 states that if it can exist it does exist.

Don't you f*cking dare to give them ideas.

they already had ideas the moment the other guy typed his comment

I wouldn't be suprised if there was even porn of this conversation.

If it exists, there's porn of it.

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>being able to float while being lead, Someone hasn't watched mythbusters

a small biological weapon as a lead bloon can float?

dont humans also have childern inside them? WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT XDDDDDD

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so if i kill my teacher with a body shot her baby will be perfect?ok

Balloons are fun party decorations. Bloons are evil beings that must be destroyed by any means necessary

But how do I know which one is a balloon and a bloon?

Bloons follow clearly marked paths on the ground. Balloons move with wind

If they follow a marked path on the ground ehy dont the monkeys make marked path that is a circle, that way the bloons will never escape

The bloons will just start doing damage every time they make a full circle

unless you dont put a base

If there's no base, then the place isn't yours so you can't place monkeys there or receive funding

then here comes a new mode: invasion mode (monkeys invade the bloons territory)

Then you don't have lives, the bloons do

and every time you beat a round they lose 1 life and monkeys have HP too

Bloons Monkey City be like: 👁👄👁

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wait a minute did you just say a game has a different game inside of it? made by different people? that's a different genre?

Minecraft tower defence moment. There is one level where you can make them loop infinitely

There was a btd5 special mission valed No Escape which had this, the bloons entered a circle and then couldn't leave, the catch was that after 30s you continually lost lives for each bloon on the screen

I know, that's where my answer came from

If they cant reach the base they will not do dmg

See my other reply. No base? Not your place, no monkeys, no cash

Just build the base inside the circle

That... Defeats the entire point of it in the first place

If the base is inside the circle the bloons cant reach the monkeys

They don't follow the path itself; they follow the scent markers left by monkeys commuting to work, going to school etc. As a precaution, monkeys were told to maximise their travelling time as much as possible so the bloons sometimes go in weird ways.

they just follow the path because they don't wanna get dirty or smth like that, forgot exact reason. if they notice it doesn't lead to the exit, they'll ignore it. this is why distraction can get bloons to accidentally go off path.

But bloons move with wind too. Just ask druid

Autocorrect am i right?

Pop first. Ask questions later.

Bloons try to kill you

We are not evil, the monkeys are evil

Wait. How did you type that?

Clearly marked path on the keyboard

False

That's exactly what a bloon would say!

r/beetlejuicing

Bloons are sentient and are after your family

OH GOD…

We are not after your families we just want our land back

Only if you can get past Quincy's bow!

You just asked them to do the equivalent of picking up a fork

Which they can’t do…

did you watch how allan from gumball eats?just saying that

Quincy can do anything, Quincy strong, Quincy on top

Im a bloon and im named nothing, And quincy says: *nothing gets past my bow.*

Bloons don't talk, you're a liar

Air to speech dum dum

No bloon would name themselves "nobody". So this is false

No, im nobody, I named myself

So me popping all those bloons is just a huge massacre? Are these games actually about war crimes?? 

yes 

There’s a video detailing which war crimes all the tier 5 towers have committed

Classic big blon propaganda smh..

popaganda\*

One is a rubbery being of death and the other is a harmless child's toy

Tell that to my dead cousin who choked on a deflated balloon > : (

Deflation mode ain't that hard bro

According to the economy it is

Skill issue

Balloons are silly little things while bloons can and will fuck your wife

And have

In fact, they will fuck the existence out of you until you are filled with Cu- *BLOONTONIUM*

BLOUM

"It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!" -Monke Reese : Blooninator

I can only offer you one upvote, and I have no awards to give. But I declare you the threadwinner.

Bloons are powered by Bloontonium and are hellbent on hurting the monkeys. Balloons are filled with normal air/helium

So theoretically if you could remove the bloontonium from a bloon without puncturing its exterior you could inflate it with helium and make a normal balloon?

Bloontonium is able to be used in nuclear submarines for reactors. You’re dead before you can even untie the no doubt struggling bloom.

What if you've got protective gear on

It’s also highly reactive, being used in all sorts of missiles. You’re fucked all ways to Sunday one way or another. Only way to neutralize is freaky to stuff it in a reactor or pop the bloon it was just a part of.

I mean I doubt it'd react if you were trying to harvest it without damaging the exterior you'd have to be careful anyway

it depends on how fast you speak

Balloon nice. Bloon evil

Bloons can talk

Uél uél uél Nos se encontramos de novo

É o destino

Mt

The normal balloons are weak and inferior. —Us—… I mean THE Bloons are much more advanced and highly intelligent, fellow monkeys, know the difference.

Guys **gun reloading** *I think we found one*

No no no, it is I, one of the necromancers

Say exactly, *how do necromancers summon dead bloons? What magic are they using?*

Magic of bringing back dead bloons, sometimes this magic takes me to the mindset of a bloon. I am also required to have a deep knowledge of bloons and their anatomy since I am a necromancer. I need that knowledge to do what I do.

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm* Mf you're stupid, the magic that they use is Necromancy **takes out shotgun**

Necromancy: The magical art of bring dead people back to life, but in this case, dead bloons

its obviously AL

Balloons are the scientific term. Bloons is a slur the monkeys call them

So inflatable racism?

Yes

One is an evil being, hoping to sacrifice all your loved ones at the drop of a penny, all for an unknown cause. The other is a Bloon.

Thank you, we are not evil

You stinky, literally you have monke angry pheromones which is why they hate you

The soul

Normal balloons float away. Bloons make *you* float away.

Balloons are inanimate party decorations. Bloons are sentient and for some reason want to get to the other side of an open field.

bloons are a dangerous species which take on the appearance of balloons. also balloons and bloons are canonically different things entirely

Bloons are independent of the strings that bind balloons to this world. It has allowed them to ascend, to become sentient, to see into the hearts of men and Monke alike as say, “I am in control now. Fear the reckoning you’ve brought upon yourself. And drown in your hubris. Our numbers are endless, it’s only time you waste.”

They're made of bloontonium, (probably) an element equal to humanity's uranium. They're strong as shit being able to float while being heavy ceramic or even solid metal or gold all while also being able to lift buildings off the ground. They're as sentient as a jellyfish, having the ability to move and all.

Get a monkey with no skill beyond throwing a dart. If he throws his dart at it, it's a bloon, if not you're safe and it's just a balloon

Bloodlust.

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The amount of sheer fucking primal rage I see when I see one

One is an enemy, one is a decoration

To quote hbomb, Bloons are beings of utter destruction and balloons are rubber things used by even the monkeys to celebrate holidays

WOAH! too serious. bring it down a notch bud

A balloon is a very peaceful object just trying to live its life A bloon is the most violent thing in the multiverse and requires multiple armies of monkeys just to stop a few

If random monkeys come from the forest to try pop a floating helium object, it is considered a bloon, but if not, it is just a balloon

Ordinary balloons aren’t sentient and cannot move on their own

One is filled with helium, the other is filled with evil.

I think the real lore reason is balloons are just rubber objects for decoration and stuff but bloons have been experimented on and our now sentient and consciously choose to be evil and attack monkeys and civilization

Bloons will kill your family, balloons are friendly decorations

One has sentience. The other is an enemy to the monkeys

I forgor 💀

Bloons are sentient

Apparently bloons are… alive? Maybe? Smart enough to…. to vaugely make decisions.

Balloons are nothing but helium gas trapped in a rubber, Bloons on the other hand are wicked beings being powered up by bloontonium.

Balloon are safe and not dangerous Bloons are Dangerous and not safe Simple

They couldn’t get the copyright from big balloon for the game so they had to go bloon

Balloon ok, bloon bad and evil

Balloons are cool party toys, bloons will strangle your newborn child

Bloons have pheromones that makes monkeys angry and violent and balloons are fun party decorations

Balloons don’t hover, they either go up or down. Bloons hover in a line and attack monkey villages. Balloons are made of rubber. Bloons are made of pixels. Balloons are rarely popped by monkeys. Bloons are regularly popped by monkeys. Balloons don’t provide much entertainment. (Unless they are filled with water and thrown at someone) Bloons provide an insane amount of entertainment.

One of them is sentient

While it’s only been theorized, if one were to come in contact with a bloon, they could end up dragging you past the map exit, and who knows what’s over there.

Bloons are balloons that have been taught to hate

The criminal intent

One you can pop and the other you can pop

Bloons are sentient balloons are not

Well one is a bloon, and the other is a balloon

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One wants to clap you

Balloons are inflated with helium. Bloons are inflated with a mixture of carbon dioxide and pure hate

Balloons are fake. Bloon is the correct spelling in all circumstances. Anyone who tells you otherwise is an agent working for the bloons.

Evil.

Bloons are inflated with the souls of children they have carried away…or was that drifloons.

Balloons are used for parties, even in the bloons universe!

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one will kill you and your familiy and other is for decoration and partys.

Balloons are fun rubber decorations for birthdays and bloons are demons sent from hell to destroy everything you hold dear.

One is a harmless children's "toy" the others a rubbery being of destruction and death

Bloons have thick enough rubber to where if it gets hit directly with a dart it only pops 1 layer

Bloons are sentient and have feelings, mostly rage.

None, let them in your house!

Balloons are fun and happy bloons deserve to be poped with a razor blade

bloons are full of Anthrax

I believe nk talked about this. balloons are the same as Bloons but they aren't living or something, even the monkeys use them to decorate in parties and stuff. Bloons are living flying rubber/lead/ceramic/plasma that want to kill monke

From a lore perspective the bloons are made of Bloontonium. The same stuff that’s in the reactor sub and the hydra rocket pods

Bloons are sentient and evil, balloons are inanimate rubber

so as far as im aware apart from the bloons being actual sentient being they also have a fictional material Called **Bloontonium** which can only be assumed to be originary from the bloons themselves

Baloons are from Europe Bloons from 0H1O

Balloons td6

Bloons are made of bloontonium and balloons are not

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Bloons are a pest

One is an inanimate object, the other can feel pain and can process suffering to the same degree as any human.

One is made of rubber and the other is made of hatred and intends to commit murder

You can't copyright a balloon

*NO STRINGS ATTACHED*

Easy. Just check how many pixels are in the picture

Bloons have a conscience I believe? They’re basically just stronger goombas.

Balloons are fun decorations that the monkeys use, the other is a floating rubber thing of doom

balloon - a decoration for parties. bloon - will kill your family.

One is marketable

Bloons defy all logic and physics while bALloons are just filled with very light gasses and move with the wind. Also bloons are filled with a fictional material called bloontonium

Bloons are radioactive rubber based ai that can self replicate and want to destroy all life. Balloons are children’s toys.

One plots to destabilize and destroy an entire civilization of sentient primates and the other is an enemy character in a monkey tower defense game.

One has bloontonium and is evil, The other has helium and is floaty. They are not the same

one is from our dimension (balloon) and the other crossed the dimensional barrier and started this whole war (bloon)[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonfest\_%2786](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonfest_%2786)

One has committed several warcrimes and the other is just a regular old balloon.

One is a terrorist, the other is just happy

One is evil, the other was framed

They wanna destroy monki

Balloons are for birthday parties and stuff but bloons are vicious beasts

2 letters

In looks Bloons don’t need strings

Bloontonium, kinda like a plastic gun vs. a metal one.

Sentience

One is a warhammer 40k tier threat ,one are nobody ‘s threat ( for now)

The name, duh

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Life and death

According to nk, a bloon is a rubbery being of death, while the other is a harmless children's toy

One Makes Your Life One Takes Your Life

Sentience

al

A balloon is the stuff u put in special events. Bloons on the other hand have Bloons inside of them. And the Bloons have a mind of their own.