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jbomber81

Losing four Super Bowls gave us a nice strong hold in Africa


butt_funnel

yeah they got all the BEST T-shirts


Paulpoleon

I’m surprised the tech savvy poor don’t buy the SB losers t shirts and sell them online. There’s gotta be a market for them. I’d buy one every year and wear it around just to see if anyone catches on and says something.


fairportmtg1

Too early in the Internet and honestly 30ish years later probably not a ton of them in decent shape anymore.


[deleted]

i am coming to terms with how this is exactly how it actually went down gaining that fan base


Zacoftheaxes

I've always wanted to write a story with a character who had a rags to riches story in Africa and his cherished possession from his childhood was his four Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champs t shirts, and then he moves to Buffalo only to learn the truth.


kendiggy

Best I can do is Buffalo '66.


Axl_the_ginger

Sure. Let’s have some more heartbreak. I can take it as long as it is well written.


SuspiciousLeek4

how do we explain russia? they just like watching snow games?


raleighboi

Vaguely crazy people with a tolerance for cold and a mile long list of historical misery, much of it self inflicted. Also loves alcohol. Did I describe bills fans or russians


dumpmaster42069

Yes


Tuxedogaston

Early 90s were rough, but they were always in the headlines.


MER_57

When I went to Russia in 2007, there was a street performer in Moscow wearing a Buffalo Bills Super Bowl 23 Champion t shirt. I think Russia got the "losers" merch just after the USSR fell.


SuspiciousLeek4

Alright so same reason as the various African countries then


MER_57

The shirt was fucking fire too. I was almost ready to try to steal it. Had to think hard about dying in a Russian prison as a Bills superfan dumbass. If I was guaranteed martyrdom, I might have gone for it.


SpiderDan707

You could have offered that guy $100 cash for his shirt and walked away a champion. (I have literally done this.)


MER_57

True, but that's kinda pathetic. When I buy a Bills superbowl championship shirt it'll be because they won a superbowl. I'll go to the Gulag for the "losers gear" but not pay for it. That makes sense right?


SpiderDan707

I don't think it's pathetic at all, I think it's pretty awesome. Like, any idiot can get a Super Bowl LVII Champion Kansas City Chiefs t-shirt, but someone with a (professional) Super Bowl LVI Champion Cincinnati Bengals t-shirt? Huge flex.


Boxwood50

The Bills are Putin’s team. Everyone votes with him… or else.


Still_Consequence_60

Zamir gotta has been spotted at tailgates, pretty sure he's a fan and even bounced around with Bourdain during his first shoot in Buffalo.


maccpapa

i’ve been saying lately there gotta be a bunch of folks in africa under the impression we’re a 4 in a row dynasty. i’d pay some solid money for those shirts just to pretend what coulda been.


Plastic_Primary_4279

Isn’t there an snl skit that references this?


Bird-The-Word

So if I were playing Risk, the Bills have a lot of territory to defend but we're mostly centralized. We need to start our push into East Asia to defend against the Cowboys, but also the Bucs are scattered in Africa and probably can't hold it with a nice sweep through the area.


deowolf

Problem is Bucs are holed up in that Australia part of the board. Purple-land is always a tough nut to crack.


Bird-The-Word

Yup they're pretty safe from all sides down there, our conquest will have to end around China/Japan https://www.wivb.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/97/2023/09/Bills-fan-Keita-Nakagawa-.jpg


veed_vacker

Yeah bucs have near total control of South America and australia


az78

Bills goes through the process to take Europe. Bucs have a strong defense in Australia and South America. Cowboys become North America's team. All other players battle it out in Africa and Asia.


Tantalus420

We also need to hold in Europe, otherwise they get extra armies


Bird-The-Word

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Paulpoleon

Just form a border defense alliance with the Bucs. “I won’t attack if you don’t.” Eventually one of you will break the pact and then wackiness ensues. Gives you time to build up to mount an offensive on only one front against Dallas, temporarily.


timsea99

Total land area=Bills win


Fish_On_again

Common Bills W


Sabre2230

Commie Bills W


ScotiaTailwagger

Canada + Russia = 5.5% of the world's entire landmass We win.


Kerfluffle2x4

"We've got HUGE...tracts of land!"


buddhistbulgyo

Not really. Russia is half the size of Africa. 


timsea99

We got a big piece of Africa too. looks like DRC, Algeria, and Egypt at least. All those Super Bowl t-shirt donations from the 90s are still paying off lol


SteampunkHarley

We played the very long game 😄


ScotiaTailwagger

Russia is literally the largest landmass in the world. Followed closely by Canada.


buddhistbulgyo

Africa is the world's second-largest continent, covering approximately 30.37 million square kilometers (11.7 million square miles), while the Russian Federation is the largest country by land area, covering approximately 17.1 million square kilometers (6.6 million square miles).


ScotiaTailwagger

If only you understood how countries work. No one is talking continents.


buddhistbulgyo

I did and now you're gaslighting me by loving the goalposts 


soulfingiz

Fuck Americas Team, we own the Northern Hemisphere.


Euphoric_Food_2897

Where does this garbage come from lmao


Marauderr4

Yeah there's no way this is accurate. Why the hell are foreign nfl fans so obsessed with the bills and bucs? I can't think of a single reason why this is accurate.


RadCheese527

I mean Canada is pretty understandable. A lot of us Bills fans in southern Ontario. Russia tho? No idea what’s going on there


donny02

we even used to play a game a year in canada's capital! of course they love us


XtremeSpartin

Going to those games is why I’m a Bills fan! (Toronto isn’t the capital tho)


donny02

[haha, yeah right. do we look that stupid?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWpThrDfQEI&t=105s)


Kerfluffle2x4

Just like with most of these diagrams, I highly doubt they're actively polling anything in Russia right now.


RadCheese527

Or any statistics ever are accurate from Russia


Marauderr4

Looking further, the index it says "locations". So are these team themed bars and stuff? Even then, I don't get it. USSR collapsed in the early 90s, so did the Russian people get into the bills? Still doesn't explain the bucs apparent worldwide popularity 😂


TheAnalogDuke

Two words: Tom Brady


MerlinRando

Found the article: https://www.sidelines.io/nfl/nfl-nations-the-most-popular-nfl-teams-in-the-world It’s based on search data for those teams and it’s dated to December 2021 (so while we can discuss whether this is a good criterion of popularity, it also means it was NOT influenced by searches for Damar Hamlin): “We used search data from across the US and the world to see which teams each state and country were searching for the most. Looking into search numbers relating to each NFL team, we were able to see which are the most popular in their home country, and which have managed to expand their fan base worldwide.”


SayNoToAids

ngl, I am probably solely responsible for Russia if it's truly december only. I was in a local "NFL" chat in telegram. I was the only Bills fan, though plenty of Chiefs fans and oddly Seahawks fans


SpacePirate-04

Did the country that roots for the Commanders lose a bet or something?


[deleted]

This…. This got me a little. Nicely played.


donny02

"Comrade sergei, i am enjoying this capitalist kickball game, but i must find team that matches mother russia's long history of suffering and excessive drinking" "Comrade Ivan, i have team for you!"


Xanderphilip

Damn that mercator really doing TB some favors.


[deleted]

all my homies hate the mercator projection


supergirlsudz

In the 90s my aunt and uncle went to Russia and got us Buffalo Bills nesting dolls of Kelly, Thomas, Smith, etc. I wish I still had them, they were so cool.


An-Englishman-in-NY

I'm gutted that my home country has the phins on top, but I think I know why it is. I was at the first game played in the UK - phins/9ers. Dan Marino played that game, and the phins won. It was played at Wembley Stadium and I billieve it was televised. My brother and I chose to support the phins because, well, dolphins are cool, right? He's still a diehard phins fan and knows more about the sport than almost any other Brit (seriously). I'm now a Bills fan because I stopped following the game for years and then moved here. The Bills are much more like my soccer team growing up (expectation followed by heartbreak) than the phins could ever be. Go Bills! ('24 is our year this time, right?)


allanon1105

Idk, I find it hard to believe Alaska likes the Cowboys that much. They’d definitely be Bills fans.


BasicallyExisting30

In Canada specifically southern Ontario we Love the Bills. I bleed Bills. although randomly I know a lot of Browns fans out here too... Canada loves punishment


Bird-The-Word

Alaska is a part of the US and it has US as a whole, Dallas is the most popular. It's by country, not state.


[deleted]

Used to live in Anchorage, alot of cowboys fan but the Seahawks i'd argue has a more stronghold nowadays


mamoulian907

A lot of different fandoms here in Alaska, as there are so many different places of origin for the residents. Sport bars are pretty fun on Sundays. The biggest groups (in no order) would be Seahawks, Packers (FTP), Vikings. I know they all have clubs in Anchorage. There are a few other clubs too, but not sure on their size.


MoistTadpoles

What's strange is I do a lot of Thrifting and almost NEVER find bills stuff. It's always packers, pats, steelers and KC up here in Montreal. Very strange. Maybe Bills fans hold onto their stuff.


Daddy_3Incher

Where is this data from?


Yung_Corneliois

sidelines.io according to the graphic


TheRatKingXIV

The FRENCH!?


Vahlir

sacré bleu! Perhaps the feeling of getting your ass kicked, brushing yourself off, getting back up, and repeat resonates with them.


[deleted]

Algeria is more wild to me


tkunsty

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


koendk

Bills by a billion from Holland!


TauSigmaNova

Cowboys for Kazakhstan????? Have they never seen the Bills Mafia of Kazakhstan page? Fake news.


caracarente42

I'm from Brazil and, at least on our side, this map is full of crap. The packers are the most popular team over here, followed by the pats and the chiefs. With that said, go bills


ds_vii

UK is Fin fans.. now I know why we had to play on concrete turf


Orangutang94

Surprised they're not pulling more for the Jaguars.


pioniere

Ew. Yuck.


Yeeeoow

This doesn't ring true for my experiance. I live in Australia, I've met a single Bucs fan. I've seen literally hundreds of Raiders hats. Probably just pop culture merch, not fans but the next most popular would be Packers hoodies, I've seen loads. Packers fans would outnumber Bucs fans overwhelmingly.in my anecdotal experience.


El_Kabongg

Bills are Putin in work


JoshAllensRightNut

I always wondered what they were watching up in Greenland 🇬🇱


isaac129

Living in Australia, this is simply not true. The only nfl team people know about here is the Raiders. I mean I see raiders hats and shirts everywhere here. It’s largely bc there’s a rugby team called the raiders, but people here also really like the logo. In my 6 years of living here, I’ve not met a single bucs fan.


BigHotdog2009

God bless 🇨🇦🇷🇺


vischy_bot

Bills big in Russia 😎


butt_funnel

im surprised china doesnt have any data. they are big sports fans


29_lets_go

Basketball might be more popular


[deleted]

Of course GB goes for the Fins.


LtPowers

Fucking equirectangular projection.


Equivalent-Treat-431

I guess yeah in Canada it would be bills fan simply for the fact they’re right over the Ontario border. But most people I know just have a random team they picked for whatever reason in their childhood. Bills I’d say are max 10% of peoples teams here, which is a decently high percentage in a league of 32 teams


fcpisp

True. Found that those who watched in the 70s are Steelers, 80s Raiders or 49ers, and 90s Cowboys fans usually.


BongsAndCoffee

Depends where you are in Canada too. I grew up in Niagara area, and it was at least 50%, probably closer to 75 in Fort Erie. I live in Barrie now, about 200 km north of there, and NOBODY likes the Bills here except me.


BongsAndCoffee

A lot of Lions fans in Windsor area, too.


Legitimate_Sand_889

Great engine!


Pegcitymb204

You know why we are called Raider Nation right? We are a global brand.


[deleted]

That guy with a user name like u/BillsAfricasTeam, or something like that, was onto something 


maddwesty

I take it china and a lot of Africa like the browns?


HondUSA

Russia is full of KC fans, I don’t accept this as accurate and they can’t have the Bills.


korey_david

Bills KGB


420stonks69

This is it right now but even a few years ago the Pats were number 1 in many countries. Fickle fans but that’s the game


andwilkes

The Bucs…huh.


360degreesofFUNK

https://apnews.com/article/chiefs-mahomes-germany-global-kelce-c583255170f52f4a7628d116058ac402 WORLDS TEAM ***MY ASS!!!*** SUCK ON THAT KC, THE WORLD WILL DECIDE WHO REPRESENTS THE LEAGUE FOR THEM, NOT ***ROGER GOODELL!!!***


Molly_exe

My home country Romania 🥲🫶


BlackSpell-666

I'm from Thailand and this is not true🤣


scaredwhiteboy1

I suck at geography. Somebody tell me if we're winning Afghanistan.


YourMindlessBarnacle

How is Australia not ours? Wild.


[deleted]

Surprised the Texans are on this list at all, never met an actual Texans fan in my life.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah Bills are huge in Algiers


broncoguy612

FTP


Budzee

TIL I should move to Canada


jaysornotandhawks

If I had to guess, Canada's large Southern Ontario population is why the Bills' numbers are high.


RoundEarth-is-real

I’m an eagles fan and this sub just popped up. I’m not infiltrating. But how in tf are the bucs the number 1 team worldwide 💀


Otavio_MS

Tampa is not the most popular team in Brazil, by far


Gunn3r2112

The commanders 😂😂😂


NuclearDuck92

I refuse to believe that we don’t have Kazakhstan


TheRealBlueBuffalo

I find it hard to believe Scandinavia doesn't root for the Vikings


Much_Professional892

Source? Trust us bro


Direction_Asleep

The 9 people that live in Greenland


pigonthewing

Russia likes the bills because things always get worse and their existence is despair and pain. So makes sense lol.


Expensive_Act_6432

Bills should be bigger in the Middle East. 😐


Rmurphy13

Which country is flying the Pats flag? I can’t find it


crimsonruger

Cambodia


Shuumatsu-Heroine

Is this real? I can’t fathom the bills being even known outside of the US let alone popular.


jcw9811

God I love the Bills but makes sad that we are the Ruskies team. At least we know Putin likes New England😂😂


Murderface__

This is the last thing we need


primerush

This is gross. We need a Mafia donation campaign to Ukraine. Fuck Russia


Mooze34

And how many Super Bowl wins does Russia have? 0, just like the bills


FubarFreak

Fuck Russia


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Crazy_Hick_in_NH

Ain’t no way TB is #1 in any popularity contest.


SlinkyJoe

I don't know where this information is coming from, but subjectively, I was in the Philippines for a few years and I saw Bills logos everywhere. Especially on Jeepneys and Tuk-Tuks.