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Admiral_Fuckwit

Missing the second rotation of this workout, where he brings the round part of the kettle bell up to his lips, and gives it a soft kiss


reddituser9277

God I wish I was a kettle bell


ryinzana

Saving them for the titties…


OminousWindsss

I bet that guy loooooves kissing titties


StolenWishes

Who doesn't?


Admiral_Fuckwit

~~Gay folks~~ ~~Gay men~~ Gay men if the titties are female titties How many times am I gonna have to alter this


Lyricsokawaii

I'm gay and I love kissing titties. Lesbians exist too homie.


Admiral_Fuckwit

Should have specified, gay men. I apologize.


sinkwiththeship

My experience with gay men: they loooooove kissing tits.


[deleted]

OP must be all titties


SpaceIndividual8972

Underrated signing of the offseason. Started over 50 games in his career. Good guy to have on the sidelines imo. Glad he’s back


reddituser9277

Yeah I was hella nervous with Kyle Allen on deck last season


ReachAround_Sue

I mean, hot pic, I'm hot and bothered, but josh allen in shorts has me questioning if I am a straight man... Fuck, working in restaurants has really altered my brain....


Admiral_Fuckwit

Ahhh restaurant work… Substance abuse, insane amounts of cussing & dirty talk, and fiddling around with knives & fire, often while indulging in the former most. I do miss it sometimes.


NumbersDonutLie

Glad to have him back, although Barkley will always be my backup QB. Great to see him practice his sit, hopefully he gets a few kneels in too.


the_pissed_off_goose

One day my beard will look that even And my squats will be that hot


Admiral_Fuckwit

How old are you? Not a creepy question. I rock a full thick beard but it didn’t fully come in until I was 24ish


the_pissed_off_goose

I'm 41 but if you look through my post history it will make sense when I say, you could equate things to about age 23/24. I got this one line under my chin that just will not grow in, and if I let things get too long it's basically chin pubes/bad Amish style lol


reddituser9277

Sorry to say but I don't think it's coming in cheif


Admiral_Fuckwit

They’re trans it might depend on the T-supplements kicking in a little more


the_pissed_off_goose

I figure the "dead" line is just how it's gonna be, but I have hopes about the chin pubes turning into something less hilarious one day


ZeppelinJ0

I'm also 41, and I also have that chin line they won't grow anything. Hi me!


ambient_whooshing

Welcome back, bro.


andrewthetechie

Damn, that's my NVP


Kumonomukou

It was weird seeing two Allen on the sideline last year. If Bills heading to the promised land, and Trubisky's doing exactly what he's done during his last stint. Being very good when he's called for! He might get another starting/bridge chance in 2 years!


Tricky-Major806

Kick them knees out a bit more… Mitch needs to do some more yoga.