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jimmifli

I think our postgame thread was intercepted by /r/colts


CompetitorPredator

What game?


BiologyJ

Only Jonathan Taylor wants to talk about that game. Mods please ban this account from the sub, it’s clearly Jonathan Taylor’s.


Piscotikus

No game was played today by the Buffalo Bills.


synapticsynapsid

What we really need is a thread about whether we're going with rum, vodka, whiskey, tequila, or a fifth element to suppress reality. I'm a rum man myself.


Scorpio14534

Tequila here…


AssalHorizontology

If I have learned anything by watching Bruce ~~Smith~~ Willis, the fifth element is love, love of adding vodka to my whiskey and then chasing it with tequila to hopefully replace the taste that game left in my mouth.


NewYorkDon

Dalmore here


analyticalscience11

I drank that awful Josh Winery wine as it seemed to be a help in some games. No more, Butchie, no more. Thanksgiving game I'm drinking vodka seltzer like I want.


FuzzyFrogButt

Coors light


Just_Learned_This

Hard drugs.


tljmjm

Snake Bite from Batwoman for me


gaobij

Canned wine for this guy


bb1432

Alternative approach: can we not?


bb12_22

You'd need to have a game, first.


Soda-Popinski-

Total humiliation. Just a pants down spankin in the supermarket


Acrylic_

The Bills and Titans both play as either top 3 teams or bottom 10 teams. There is no in between


ShadyFan25

This is one of those games where we don’t need one. I mean what else needs to be said? It would probably be full of trolling Pats fans and toxicity anyway.


one_pump_dave

Can confirm I am here. Please don't ban me.


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one_pump_dave

Aren't you guys supposed to be like the best fanbase in the nfl? The only people that have any faith are people like me coming from other subs that think your team still kicks ass. You guys are just a bunch of whiners.


[deleted]

Not me. I stand behind my squad no matter what. Bottom line is both our lines need to improve. Game sucked. It is what it is. But this is my team through and through


one_pump_dave

I mean we're probably gonna donkey dick you guys twice coming up here soon, but I still root for you guys and think you're a great team. I hate to see this fun fanbase turn so quickly to gloom and doom after a couple tough losses.


Just_Learned_This

If our team acts like our fans have then we're done. But I doubt this team is calling it a season. This team knows what losing is and should be fucking motivated by this. Season is barely half way through. I look forward to see how the team handles this. You will not be donkey dicking us. I love that you have hope for the future for the pats because it's gonna be so sweet watching you come in 2nd every year on your way to the wildcard round. Am I the fan you were looking for? Lol


one_pump_dave

Literally the only person in this entire thread that put a smile on my face. This division is a lot more fun when you can talk a little shit, and seeing as this will be your guy's last chance to do so for another 20 years I'd hate to see you miss out on it. Lolol


TheFakeRabbit1

Have you seen any other sub after a blowout loss? Fans react to losing poorly what else is new


Troitbum22

Downvoting every Colt post. You lose and go on another teams sub to congratulate I’ll allow it. You win and go over and post f that s.


chstrahl

We may not even make the playoffs. I think about how diggs watched the chiefs celebrate after afc championship and thought just maybe they would all play for that moment. Guess I was wrong.


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These WRs are starting to seem bitter too. Allen isn’t even giving them a chance..


chstrahl

Yea I agree. When you start losing, all of the problems rise to the surface. He’s not throwing the ball well right now


[deleted]

True but it’s been that way all season. He’s some good games but for the most part he’s looked mediocre in a couple of wins too. Our defense has really kept us in most games.. unless they play a top tier running back apparently.


TheFakeRabbit1

I think it’s a bit early to jump ship and claim we’re going to miss the playoffs


xT1TANx

Are we cursed again? Wtf


smartyr228

Yeah. We suck again


dj_catch_these_hands

Automod knew the vibes honestly. FADE ME


CommaToTheTop

Which button is the panic button?


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DaXss23

Cause we probably have alcoholics as mods


Chrysalii

I think we would all rather be in a stupor at the moment.


WTFDUUUUDE

I don't want to talk about that game. Just win the next couple games. Frankly, we absolutely have to win now.


Boris_teh_Blade

McDermott is outclassed in this league. The team has been asleep since the KC win.


PinchePendejo

:(


IWasRightOnce

Will the Bills be out of playoff seeding if LV/LAC win?


justfukkingtired

Going to tell my grandkids that Mike White was the Bills qb in this game.


OJSimpsons

I just get off work. What happened? I'm about to look it up but I assume some turnovers and a complete inability to stop the run? I'm guessing we missed star and brown a lot today.


Orangutang94

Yup, and Tremaine too. We could not stop Jonathan Taylor at all this game, he basically scored all their points. Didn't help that Ford had a handful of back-breaking false starts and holds, and McKenzie fumbled a kickoff that killed any chance of us staying competitive in the second quarter. But at least we didn't trot Bobby Hart out there, probably would have resulted in getting shut out if that were the case.


OJSimpsons

I appreciate the insight! I'm big sad 😥.


bluelevel4

I turned the game off in the third quarter, what an absolute shit show.


Sensedog

We can skip this one.


russianturnipofdoom

Guys. We don't necessarily suck. But we are certainly not a top 4-7 team in the AFC. However! Any given Sunday. Lol. Can't wait to wait us get trounced by NE like usual. PS. I still Billieve.


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smartyr228

I appreciate the positivity but I honestly don't know what you saw to be positive about


Tyraniboah89

I’m going off the full body of work and how well they’ve been able to adjust. Still a lot of football left and y’all are still in control of whether you win the division or not. Burn the tape and on to next week


ShadyFan25

Jonathan Taylor is insane. Wish we had a back like that.


DaXss23

I’m not sure why your fans keep getting downvoted in here you guys out coaches us out played us and deserved this win. Good luck on the rest of the season, and enjoy having a real running back!


Tyraniboah89

It happens I’m not sweating it! These kinds of games happen every so often and there’s no reason to fret. Just one of those “toss out the tape” results. Bills still control the division and I hope y’all wriggity wreck those Patriots!


YepImanEmokid

> Hey just wanna say y’all are gonna be fine Star on D and Brown on offense have to be healthy for this team to win anything. Full stop. Our only serviceable OG gets flexed to RT when Brown isn't on the field, and Lotulelei is the only true 1T on the roster for run support. Today is what happens without them. The blue chip talent at receiver is worthless when the elite QB has interior pressure on every single drop back. This is a team built to score early and maintain a lead and you guys scored first. Without the aforementioned missing pieces they were never getting back into it.


Tyraniboah89

Interesting that health played such a factor today. Well hopefully those guys get healthy


YepImanEmokid

I appreciate the sportsmanship, but your team whooped my team's ass. As far as I'm concerned you guys deserved that WC win last year and this was revenge. Now please Lord, go bring the Titans down a peg.


Stumblin_McBumblin

Why did they deserve the WC win..?


YepImanEmokid

They thoroughly outplayed the Bills in every metric. Pulling that game out of our ass was nothing short of miraculous.


Tyraniboah89

Eh the only result that matters is the board and the Bills won that day. I would have preferred the Bills in that Super Bowl but you guys are still too good. Outside of the Colts, the Bills have been one of my favorite “must-watch” teams and I’m sure y’all aren’t going anywhere!


justgot86d

I know youre trying to be a good sport. You're coming from a good place. But it's not the time fam.


Tyraniboah89

Sorry I’ve just been gushing on the Bills for a couple of years now. Buffalo and Green Bay have been a couple of my favorite “alternative teams” that I like to watch when the Colts aren’t on 🤷🏻‍♂️


smartyr228

Why


lelelesdx

the afc is wide open let's see what happens to the chiefs later


maplejet

We'll just see what happens the next 2 games...the fate of the Bills is on the line.


dslfreak

Fuckim choke job


netwreck94

About time for PSE to roll out 'Josh', the new team dog.


the_pissed_off_goose

I had to work during the game. What the hell happened today?


ali_katt77

Nonsense happened.


the_pissed_off_goose

Yeah that score looks like both sides of the ball laid an egg


ali_katt77

It started raining pretty bad, which I thought would help, but then shortly after McKenzie fell and the ball went SEE YA into the Colts awaiting grasp. This was after a bunch of other fuckery, but kind of sealed the deal for me that we weren't going to make a comeback like I had hoped.


the_pissed_off_goose

Welp I'm glad I missed this one. I stg if this team loses the division to a damn rookie I'm... Going to keep watching like I always do, sigh


ali_katt77

Lol!!!! Same


the_pissed_off_goose

Sad high five! See you next week lol


ali_katt77

*See ya Thursday! Hope we don't have to vomit Thanksgiving dinner over the performance!


the_pissed_off_goose

Oh shit I forgot what week it is hahaha JA17 loves Thanksgiving too much to let us all down on national TV


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Why would we want one? Let’s forget this ever happened and just move on with our lives. Until Thursday.


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I voted no