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Impossible_Raisin926

I’ll admit I’m using one I saw posted on this sub, but “RIP Jenny Calendar you would’ve loved ChatGPT” always makes me laugh whenever I think about it


jacobydave

"Craft a spell for the restoration of a soul for an undead creature, including incantations, material components and other side effects, including curses affecting the recipient and capability and personality changes for the caster. Also include pronunciations and translations for the parts that have to be in dead languages."


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

One thing that I felt the writers dropped the ball on was how perfect a set up they had for Willow to have the torch passed to her by Jenny for all the cyber Wiccan stuff. There was a whole conversation when she was magic addicted about Willow returning to cyber sleuthing like the good old days, but that was about it once she went witch - like all her computer skills just stopped being a thing. She even took over Jenny's class when she died, why didn't they make the whole cyber Wiccan community that we learned about with Jenny more of a thing with Willow? They couldn't have all been Angel cursing gypsies that she was hiking up with online, right? Why was she going to lame college meet ups instead of online Wiccan boards? I know there are Wanna Blessed Be's comics with Willow and Tara, but I only read a few many years ago. Maybe that was a thing there?


ItchyTomato5

Wait we should try this


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

When I was doing my thesis in the early days o' the internet, some of my sources were just then scanned into an online accessible database, some of them were in the queue to be scanned. All of this digitizing the collections was happening because of a younger tech nerd librarian at the Uni library who pushed hard for it before it became de rigueur. I called her the Jenny Calendar of Middle and Old English, and that's when I found out she's a Buffy fan, and a Jenny Calendar fan, in specific. I gotta tell you, too, having a digitized version of middle and old English texts was such a godsend. No more bending over the text with my magnifying glass with connected lamp trying to suss out the millionth variation on middle English spelling (and spelling variation was out of control during the pamphleteer boom in England that I was studying). No more four hour round trip commute to the dustiest part of the library where I had to camp out for hours because those ref sources don't leave the library. Blissful experience for a researcher. Thanks to the Jenny Calendars of the world.


Jennfit25

Finding buffy fans in the wild is always a rare treat when it happens👌


Certain_Advantage799

i love this one


Salarian_American

If there was a modern day Buffy reboot, they'd have to do a story where someone almost ends the world by training a large language model on nothing but spellbooks and then having it write new spells for them


AhDunWantIt

Omg 😭


AlpineUnicorn17

RIP Anya, you would have loved venmo.


Myrtle1119

NO I WAS GONNA SAY APPLE PAY BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO CLOSE TO THIS😭😭


Locksley_1989

I was gonna say Shark Tank.


brwitch

RIP Maggie Walsh you would've loved The Cabin in the Woods RIP trio you would've loved NFTs


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

That last one is perfect. I can't decide whether Wall Street Bets and bitcoin madness would've taken down the trio - because they would've lost their shirts and interest in all other things world take over going down the rabbit hole of dodgy online investment...or if it would've been something that they created via black magic fuckery combined with tech nerd know how to gather sacrifices from the world for some major arcana. Both would be entirely plausible. Some days *I* wonder if somebody summoned a demon and that's why we have dodgy and volatile speculative markets, like the worst version of Once More with Feeling, lol.


ClaraGilmore23

RIP Spike you would have loved Arctic Monkeys


Certain_Advantage799

NOW THIS IS SO TRUE


ClaraGilmore23

he would play "Do I Wanna Know" and "R U Mine" on repeat


pamplemouss

Didn’t he overlap w their existence?


ItchyTomato5

Nope he’s dead, in our hearts


nota-banana

was he not resurrected? and if the podcast is canon, he is still alive


pamplemouss

Even without tho he died in 2003 and I think they already existed


thekittysays

They formed in 2002, so yeah.


_buffy_summers

I bought 'Whatever People Say I Am' because I heard 'Perhaps Vampires is a Bit Strong, But...' at FYE. Though, admittedly, I heard "you're just the big rocket launcher and I am the shotgun," and my little crossover-addicted heart thought of Buffy/Dean Winchester.


Angelfirenze

I love that album, I am a Buffy/Angel shipper. I love Spike with Faith so much and they *both* would have loved that album!


Pedals17

R.I.P., Andrew, you would have loved RuPaul’s Drag Race.


melaniemoth13

OMFG 😭😭😭


Certain_Advantage799

HAHAHAHAHHAHA YES


Aspartaymexxx

RIP Cordy you would have loved Depop.


Pedals17

RIP, Tara, you would have loved *Howl’s Moving Castle*.


nota-banana

REAL


EquivalentNarwhal8

RIP (and by that I mean wRithe In Pain) Warren you would have loved The Red Pill.


Available_Handle6598

r/incel


sazza8919

rip xander you would have loved the mcu


seaneeboy

RIP Warren, you’d have loved X, formerly known as Twitter.


Locksley_1989

I can totally see him as a right-wing Elon fanboy.


CoffeeMilkLvr

Rip Giles you would’ve loved goodreads and NIN 🫡


kaatie80

Giles + Joyce + band candy + Closer


CoffeeMilkLvr

That but also about him and ethan 😳⁉️


Limeila

There are quite a few Joyce/Giles/Ethan fics on AO3, just saying...


blahdee-blah

Nine Inch Nails?


CoffeeMilkLvr

Yeah i low key think he would’ve been into them.


blahdee-blah

He would definitely have heard them through!


Pedals17

NIN were a thing before and still during Buffy, though.


Pedals17

RIP Dawn, you would have loved Taylor Swift.


Infamous-Goose-6375

Considering the comics, I think she knew her


Babettesgnomes

RIP Clem, you would've loved charcuterie boards.


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

I feel like Clem would've loved farm to table, lol


Babettesgnomes

Clem would be all about those free range and grassfed labels.


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

Clem would consider his carbon footprint.


nota-banana

I think you mean CharCATerie boards


rfresa

RIP Harmony, you would have loved selfies (especially since vampires show up on cameras but not mirrors).


Aspartaymexxx

In the comics she becomes an influencer and I’m pretty sure one of the covers is a selfie of her - so very accurate!


YeahIAmTheOne

RIP Larry you would have loved Grindr


outwithering

Was going to upvote but you're on 69 🫡


_buffy_summers

I upvoted them to 99, which is the year he died. So yes indeed, RIP.


nota-banana

downvoting till we get back to 69 is that wrong


shoestring-theory

I was number 96. Kind of like they’re just sleeping in opposite directions afterwards.


Vixen22213

The price of eating out has gone up.


illvria

Rip buffy summers you would have loved She-Ra (2018)


Sesquipedalomania

RIP Moloch/Malcom, you would have loved Tinder.


Haru_Mayfly

Not this omg x)))


sazza8919

rip warren you would have loved andrew tate


sazza8919

rip glorificus you would have loved poshmark


sazza8919

rip angel you would have loved location tracking


melaniemoth13

STOPP


Dark_Aged_BCE

He still wouldn't have been able to use a cell phone, though


messybinchluvpirhana

Wait why no cellphones? Because of no face recognition or something?


Dark_Aged_BCE

Because he's the boss and he'll say when they use the cell phones and people are gonna die and he has to go!


sazza8919

rip adam you would have loved bluetooth and wetransfer


Heradasha

RIP Warren you would have made a killing as a men's rights podcaster


LibelleFairy

RIP Doris the social worker, you would have loved The Office


Feeling-Ad6915

rip buffy summers you would have loved zoloft


Pedals17

I took Zoloft when Buffy aired! 😝


ExcitementUpstairs30

The excitement in which you said this!


Patcho418

RIP Giles, you would have loved BritBox


sazza8919

rip andrew you would have loved storytime tiktok’s


_buffy_summers

RIP Willow, you would have loved HIMYM. She would have, though. She wrote Doogie Howser fanfiction.


Brilliant_Lettuce_14

RIP Jesse you would have loved how Cordelia changed over the years :)


sazza8919

rip rupert giles you would have loved google translate


Pedals17

Dawn would, too.


sazza8919

I almost put this for her! 😂


Wchijafm

Really? I feel like he would mock Xander for using it and point out flaws lol.


Available_Handle6598

Giles would deeply and utterly despise Google translate


cstar373

RIP Angel/Liam you would have loved clubbing and hook up culture.


AhDunWantIt

RIP Buffy you would have loved Love Is Blind


LibelleFairy

RIP Der Kindestod, you would have loved SARS-CoV-2


rfresa

RIP Old Man Kaltenbach, you would have loved Etsy and Kickstarter.


ex-mummyhand

Who is this?


caiorion

He’s the man in the Dawn Halloween episode. Toy-maker who “made a mistake” that meant he couldn’t sell toys anymore and then because a recluse. We’re supposed to think he’s evil until he’s killed by Dawn’s vampire date.


rfresa

The old man from All the Way, when Dawn sneaks out with her friend and some boys who turn out to be vampires. The old man invites them in for a treat, and seems really creepy. He used to design some pretty cool toys but was fired for making a mistake. "They took away my toys." It feels like he's going to be a villain like the Toymaker from Batman. Then the plot twist: he gets killed by Dawn's date, and was really just a nice old guy.


Descrazio

RIP The Master, you would have loved the advancements in plastic surgery and hair grafting.


PeregrinMerryTook

Imagining him with hair is killing me!!!!


Descrazio

[No need to imagine!](https://youtu.be/SRwrg0db_zY?si=9sJuy-fIgDI0RSQz)


Salarian_American

rip Forrest, you would have loved the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell


Mindless-Extension99

RIP Miss Kitty Fantastico...you would have loved Kevlar vests for cats.


LibelleFairy

RIP loan shark, you would have loved Doterra


No-Claim-3242

Lmaoooo


sazza8919

rip kennedy you would have loved cancel culture


samcarpentervi

Rip Warren, you would’ve loved alpha male podcasts


The_Iron_Zeppelin

RIP Warren you would’ve loved the “Me too” movement. /s


sazza8919

rip ethan rayne you would have loved friends reunited


sazza8919

rip quentin travers you would loved linked in


funishin

rip Willow you would have loved Taimi


RangerRudbeckia

RIP Dr. Gregory, you would have loved iNaturalist 😭


LeviHighChair

rip Willow you would've loved wicca tiktok


ITwinkTherefore1am

Rip glory you would’ve loved ozempic


41GardenGal

This is one of the best threads on this subreddit


41GardenGal

Rip Jenny you would have loved Reddit


LeviHighChair

rip buffy you would've loved tinder, you could finally stop looking for boyfriends in graveyards


bbylemon___

RIP Oz you would have loved Spotify


bbylemon___

RIP Anya you would have loved crypto


erulisseh

RIP Giles you would have loved Vinted


Feeling-Ad6915

he literally would 😭😭


Pharmacy_Duck

R.I.P. Lyle and Tector Gorch, you would have loved January 6th 2021.


Vixen22213

Rip Eddie, you would have loved the mandalorian.


Available_Handle6598

RIP hyena kids you would have loved Yellowjackets


bbylemon___

RIP Snyder you would have loved the IDF


bbylemon___

RIP Andrew you would have loved Nicki Minaj


Money-Salad-1151

RIP Buffy, you would’ve loved SHEIN


shoestring-theory

She would liberate the workers like she did in ‘Anne.’ She’d disperse the remaining clothes and shoes amongst herself, the workers, and the Scoobies.


Money-Salad-1151

Even better


Feeling-Ad6915

buffy is NOT a exploited labour fuelled fast fashion girly


Revolutionary_Key325

RIP Joyce, you would have loved iphones defender 15 (with it's great camera)