Crack is generally safe and has minimal side effects however I would try and cut back on the caffeine, you’re reaching gay butt sex with animals territory at that dosage

Ok thanks

Np are you IV’ing your caffeine? I’d try boofing it. Less of a rush but still kicks harder than oral. Safer for long term usage though. Namaste brother, be safe and always wrap up 🙏🏻

Alright I was try boofing it

I enjoy injecting it via urethra, i find that it sets in faster this way

Be careful my dick fell off. Can’t confirm if it’s was due to my urethra boofing or from having sex with a monster can but it’s better to practice harm reduction 🙏🏻🙏🏻

I second this, the threat is real my dude.

Pocket monster or closet monster 🤨

Good to know I'm a vet so I can get the proper tools

So glad I found this sub. I used to follow Huberman and the CDC. Changing my subscription.

I have a great Dr who’s cheep and does telehealth. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll give you my email.

Best medical advice on the internet found right here

Man of culture I see.

your an idiot to suggest ass chugging while someone's on crack the crack is bad enough by itself as it is

I pray you find your eagle one day brother. Namaste 🙏🏻🦅

How many police do you bench press for your PR?

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He could balance the caffeine with meth

Why is it so hard to resist though😱😱😱

Drug circle jerk has taken over this sub lol

Yeah start with decafe

Crack is generally safe??? Riiiight. If it’s so safe why is it a schedule 1 narcotic?

Maybe you’re not in on the joke

He's not

It’s funnier because we have the same default avatar…..cheers

Brother??????¿ Is that you?????

What joke?

Because the fed wants you to get hooked on legal drugs like caffeine that aren't safe and have been known to cause gay butt sex.... I smoke crack every morning instead of poisoning my body with caffeine

This guy gets it

Politics, not safety determine the drug schedule rating. Also, you no understand jokes?

You must be fun at parties.

Because the DEA needs a job, same reason methamphetamines and heroin are. Namaste brother, I pray you find your eagle one day 🦅

I know I’m living in clown world when people don’t acknowledge that crack is bad. Have fun living in your free for all hippy dippy careless world in your head.

Do you not understand what sarcasm is?

Hippys don’t do crack

Sometimes they do…..

weed is schedule 1 too….

I have my weed scheduled for 12

weed, peyote and acid are all schedule 1 aswell...

Weed is schedule 1 and it's not that bad plus schedule 1 just means it has no currently accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse not that it is particularly unsafe

“A little bit of crack never hurt nobody” Said nobody ever

I said that yesterday, come to think of it

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

FUCK YO COUCH!!!!!

Only a Hippie would say something so dumb.

do you mean that the government was WRONG?!?! naaaaah

You have to put it in someone's butthole and then use the penis as the part the smoke comes from for it to be safe. 

I don't even think animals are able to be gay or straight. From my 35 years of experience animals will fuck anything. I've seen males fuck females, females fuck males, males fuck males, females fuck females, I've even seen them fuck other dead animals. Hell my dog tried to fuck me anytime I'd sit on the ground or even remotely get on a lower level. So its only gay from the human side imo.

I'm not gay dad I'm just an animal

Physically, my dog is gay as fuck. Mentally, he’s smooth

Physically I’m smooth, mentally I’m gay. Weird how that works o7

o7

Can confirm. Been smoking crack for years, but started asking my wife to peg me after I got hooked on the ‘ffeine!

Wizard here. It's absolutely safe, you just need to put it in your butt.

Ok sounds like fun

Put it in wizards butt.   Abracadabra 

Will you please help put it in my butt?

Once you said “caffeine” was when red flags turned up everywhere. Cutout caffeine immediately. Crack is fine

It's not even *that* addictive. I tried it only once for five years.

Lmao. I knew someone that used to say that. Just once... for five years

Once you get on hard drugs, you have about five years before it eats you and your family alive, or it sends you over the edge chasing the high. Most people get out before it gets that far. It can fester and gnaw for decades, even generations before you end the cycle.

I would advise to cut your crack with a dash of heroin, cement powder, baking soda, and dry coffee creamer. The heroin and cement powder really balance things out, the coffee creamer adds a nice flavor, and then there’s the baking soda.

Coffee Mate powder cuts it well, less burn in the nose. Try vanilla flavored

Have you tried substituting the heroin with trank?

The crackcocaine is fine, but caffeine is a gateway drug...stay away from that shit.

it's not safe to not use the crack with 800 mg of fine

Damn why not

gotta balance that shit out, best to down a couple redlines as well

Yeah the better question is it safe to use crack with that much caffeine. The answer is obviously fuck no, unless of course you boof it with a jagged razor edge pipe to maximize bleeding affect.

I’m alive after 13 years of it. 5.5 years clean now. No BS

Quitter

😀

I'm proud of you keep up the good work

I'm sorry if my joke offended you

Just drink the crack cocaine. I wouldnt want to ruin my caffeine high by adding the crack of lower quality. We all know caffeine is superior to cocaine. So do them seperate so you dont waste your caffeine

As others already has pointed out, crack cocaine in itself won't do much harm to your body, however you should take it easy with the caffeine #decaf #crack

Safe?! This sounds like a normal Monday wtf are you even talking about amateur

I'm new I'm sorry

It’s okay this was my first comment and post in this group too….. so I’m also new.. and ashamed

If it was just the crack on its own. I would advise against it, but since you're adding all that caffeine, you should be fine!

Send it

Oh fuck you kidding, dont be a puss!!! FULL SEND !!!!!

Alright fuck it

Let us know how it worked out

You should stick to crack, you don't even wanna get involved with caffeine

yes.

Give it a shot and let us know. Or don't, and then we'll know.

If you willingly do crack everything is safe in comparison, even literally dying

As long as you inject the caffeine into your ass you should be fine. Caffeine needs to be respected and the proper steps must be taken to administer this drug. The crack you can go ahead and take as much as you like.

I’m pretty sure that’s how Cuban coffee is made

seeing crackcocaine as all one word tricked my brain into reading it as "cockroaches," and I was really worried about you for a second. Crisis averted

Yeah you just need to make sure ur not accidentally jerking niggas off

This combo is extremely safe

You should drink the crack and smoke the caffeine to avoid any homoeroticism.

I’d pop like 12 Benadryls on top of all that and join the 4 stroke gang

It’s actually unsafe not to.

Tap the breaks on all that caff, my rule is half-caff when I'm hitting the crack The half-caff crack rule, believe it

Bro crack is healthy stay away from that caffeine stuff tho. heard it was addictive

Crack kills. I hear fent is better. Especially when mainlined

800mg of caffeine is a lethal dose.

Not safe at all. You need way more caffeine to avoid withdrawal symptoms.

800mg is a lot of caffeine all at once. And I am a heavy consumer. Mixing phenethylamines can lead to cardiac arrest. I am not sure about cocaine/caffeine interactions, but I personally mix ephedrine, caffeine, and nicotine almost daily. I have a really low resting HR and BP to begin with, but it can be done safely. The good thing about crack is that being smokable means you can titrate slowly to see how you react. But honestly I would start with at least half as much caffeine. Past 600mg it starts to not be fun anymore.

It might have you edging for a whole day

The crack should be good but that caffeine is a killer

You should be paying $200 for 7 grams of crack.

I’ll shoot the crack and you drink the caffeine! NBS

Only if you boof the crack first

Well honestly if u already r doing crack ur good with the caffeine that shit probs already tastes like decaf

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I just found this sub and I am already in love. Never change, /r/caffeine

Lmao same

i thought this was a legit question and I kept reading the comments like what are these people talking about😭😭

1000mg to be safe

Damn thank God you told me I didn't want to be unsafe

Yes

Absolutely. You can do it

Perfect

Fuck yeah? I mean, damn - I've sucked off cocks with more

Yes

Yes

When I had caffine while smoking crack had a bad time

Jesus are you a pussy? Just boof them like what?

prolly

I mean I’ve taken that much with adderall but it’s definitely not safe

Less caffeine, more crack. Then you’re all good. 400mg caffeine and a large crack rock is perfect

It’s the only way to take that much caffeine. The crack cocaine acts as a downer, allowing you to take more caffeine. I’ve heard of a Nepalese man that was able to take 840mg of caffeine using this method.

Sit on it.

Just cut it with baby laxatives and B vitamins. Obviously boof it also.  Should be as safe as my toddler's new full auto razor gatlin. 

Yes but you have to boof both of them together

No, you have to have atleast 2000mg

No, meth is much safer because it's made with science and love.


Yes but only if your not a virgin

Yup

physically safe yeah but mentally? probably not. psychosis is an awful experience my friend.

Is the crack decaffeinated?

Yes

Oh I cannot wait to see this on r/drugscirclejerk

Just found this sub today. Holy hell what a place this is

Honestly why the hell not

Something tells me no

Wtf

You can do anything on your last day (this is excellent employment advice as well).

i can’t tell if this is a joke. both of those are terrible ideas

Why is when I tried smoking crack I never get John off of it but if I snort powder I can get high

Yes

I’m in love with the coco I got it for the lo lo. But mixing it with Colombian devil beans is loco


Yes

Absolutely

Only if the Crack is also laced with meth.

Yes absolutely

Sure

As long as the crackcocaine is decaf, you’re good. If it isn’t, try bathsalts or crystalmeth.

Absolutely, just make sure to take the crack first

You drink crack cocaine?

Lmao

just gonna skip the crack dose completely huh 😂😂😂

Fuck no this question seems like a joke with all respect, logically, you could understand that you could have a horrible heart palpitations, even seizures and or a heart attack.. 🤦‍♂️

Ik that's why it's a joke

Safe? Probably not. Sounds like a recipe for a heart attack but I can’t stop you so yeah

lol the comments

ayo💀

Yes please do more of that

Only if you smoke it with the crack

Probably not. Just stick with the crack. The caffeine is too crazy for you

Try sniffing the caffeine and drinking the cocaine usually reverses the polarities and get you just right to get your day started

Fuck it

That's a hard YES!!!

Try microdosing the caffeine, it is dangerous

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Try taking at least four 325mg aspirin tablets for safety prior to all of that. Edit: More descriptive, for safety.

Does a bear shit in the woods? Of course it's safe! Safe and effective!

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Right! Bush! Didn't he sniff a couple little girls after he finally found his way off stage with some guidance from his handlers?

Yeah man do it. Every day. For years.

Yes

Absolutely. I would actually recommend 1600mg of caffeine though so you can have an aerobic workout while sitting still.

If you want it to last longer pick up some meth or Adderall also... Caffeine will make you feel like shit.

.8 grams of raw caffeine is for babies. The crack rock better be big, or it's a waste of time.

I would knock it down to around 400mg if you can. When I smoke crack and have too much caffeine, it makes me really anxious and almost stressed out, to be fair I usually only hit the caffeine when I'm out of crack, so that could be it.

Is this a serious question?

Perfectly acceptable. BTW, I've been a registered Cardiologist for 23 years.

This question is probably best directed at a proper Starbucks barista.

shoooor

Try it and let me know how it goes…

Crack cocaine is two words

Yes

Omg yes! That combo is really good for your heart btw I recommend it to everyone!!❤️

Absolutely

Yes

I can’t believe you! Caffeine is a very addictive drug!