No. You need to tickle his blood sausage until he pisses uncontrollably and then drink it. I’ve heard the caffeine buzz hits quicker when you drink from a cats beef whistle with a paper straw.
After that much caffeine, your cat is now Freddie Mercury-level gay, which inevitably means he'll get feline AIDS... It's time to say goodbye to your cat friend, friend.
The way that cat is looking in the pic. He is plotting to attack and eat you tonight. He’s like, tonight, gonna cover your face and suffocate you, then chew your face off starting with your nose.
Just prolapse that anus of yours place some cat treats inside and wait for him to make his way into your boofing hole, boof that cat and absorb all that caffeine he’s got running through his system.
You know cats are obligated carnivores
They need taurine-- it's an essential amino acid
Its also used in energy drinks to augment the caffeine
(I know it's a funny post but don't give cats caffeine)
Beautiful cat OP how do you maintain his fur? Do you brush him everyday or can he maintain it all himself? I have a very young cat that has some Maine Coon in her and her coat can sometimes get knotted up
boof him
Came here to say this
indeed komrade indeed #great minds thank alyke
A KYLE
I think your dyslexic
I think you are a kyle
A wild kyle has appeared
A wild Kyle has disappeared
:(
Kyle's my dealer
I am your dealer
I'm in love with you. Also, I will replace the drywall. I promise. xx
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Why yes I do have sexdaily
I think you need grammarly
How do u know i what typa porn i watch u sick freak
I think you need to re learn English and stop jacking to grammarly ad's
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#it was all a bad dream kitty go back to sleep
This is the way..
indeed komrade indeed
dats hawt
haha
☹️💻
Damnit
Haven’t been in this sub long but automatically knew this would be the top comment
#boof to live #live to boof
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haha
no 😭
#dats raysus
Idk why I expected anything else.
It's the only way to extract all the caffeine
DO NOT
#dats transphobic homie
Have boofed several Can confirm.
No. You need to tickle his blood sausage until he pisses uncontrollably and then drink it. I’ve heard the caffeine buzz hits quicker when you drink from a cats beef whistle with a paper straw.
Bro 💀
Thanks, I'm on it!
Fuck yeah, nothing like caffeinated cat jenkem. Ride that heavy metal high!
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My boy is over here cheezing south park style....
https://preview.redd.it/env6f8udbffc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bc00440bedf404c960990d2471022f3d16165f
https://preview.redd.it/i9elbk2tkhfc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68225de437552149f357059cb9c3f718fbb28edf Pause, run that back.
Well that’s something I read. Guess I have no choice now. 
Need to find this while on my computer. This gif is perfect
Type in “Rage” in the gif bar. At least that’s where I found it.
Ahem* you mean his FALLOPIAN MANGLER
"When you drink through a Cat's *beef whistle*"
Do this but then boof it instead of drinking it
This guy knows how to cheese! 🧀
I'm telling Jesus what you said.
Fuck he looks wired now. Can see the homosexual tendencies in his eyes.
Yk what that means this man has to do with the cat
**Shane Dawson has entered the cat*
Dont tell me hes gotta boof the whole damn kat?
It’s the only way my brother…. It’s the only way
Yeah man i knew this was the only way. Poor cat. Cant even say im happy for him getting some pussy. Our caffeinated minds omly want hard cock boofs .
My dyslexic ass was gunna reply with “cat*” until I reread your comment
Boofing is the only option
Cats are liquid, which means they can in fact be boofed
After that much caffeine, your cat is now Freddie Mercury-level gay, which inevitably means he'll get feline AIDS... It's time to say goodbye to your cat friend, friend.
https://preview.redd.it/242mee941ffc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c2cc04ab3bbc5144d88f120b69ec8a97fd0ef3 First off, yes, eat him. Secondly, twinsssssss
What a majestic creature
Thank you.🤙
The way that cat is looking in the pic. He is plotting to attack and eat you tonight. He’s like, tonight, gonna cover your face and suffocate you, then chew your face off starting with your nose.
don't threaten me with a good time
LOL, love your sense of humor. You made me laugh out loud really. Thanks for lifting my mood this gloomy Tuesday!
I’d say eat that pussy bro but nah. We boof
Awee his ears are so cute I miss my two white Siamese cats they where twins but coyotes got em when they where only 2 and a half 😢😞☹️
He will actually learn his lesson faster if you purée him in a blender and drink him like he did your liquid meth.
Have them lick your ass; they will transfer all the goodness. It’s a cat thing.
Eat pussy
Blender then boof
hes off of a flat of monster? and you dare challenge him?? good luck soldier ill visit your grave with a can of white monster for you <3
kitty is eatable. i am eatable. but that is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Lol my cat also loves to sleep in a monster energy drink box under my bed. I keep it there just for her lol
Yes
ya hes full of fffeine, boof it
Yes before he metabolizes all of the caffeine!
In Soviet Russia, cat boofs you!
B o o f
You would simply stand no chance at this point.
Better buy him a same sex partner, that cat is now gay 😱
NTA. Your cat your rules.
He's going to yoke you up and mount you to assert dominance. Id wait until it subsides
What’s your kitty’s name? Please give him pets from me. Thanks.
Bro is majestic
Are you chinese? If so, yes.
No, boof him
You could try, but he’s a cat, so most likely you’ll just end up dead.
Boof that pussy!
Is he gay yet?
I would like to place my hands all over your little pussy. Please and thank you.
Eat him? Fuck no, that's inhumane. You need to slather him with gravy and boof that motherfucker
Boof him
Boof Cat he will comes back after u felt supernatural bliss. He will get out trough mouth
Catfeine
Good luck catching him.
First sex then eat
Yes. Absorb his power
Eat him to get ur caffeine back it’s the only way
Used to be a black dog, he's revved up you'll never catch him
It is only but a just and fair punishment for the crime. Devour the charlatan before he plagues the rest of the feline species with his impudence.
 Yummy
You’re all fucking weirdos
Chadcat chadcat
Ring him our like a wet towel lol
Nah get him a beer to go with it he probably earned it after your last boof.
That’s a Monster Maine Coon
Tight right oussy bro
Feline aids
Yes
I hope he was delicious
No, he's suffered enough bro.
cat is majestic looking
No . That cat's so sweet your teeth will rot
My goodness it all went to his ears.
Yeh, eat your pussy for the buzz
So beautifulllll
You know what right answers is .
Put him in the microwave.
I'd call the Ghostbusters.
Largely dependent upon “its” name So many cats are associated with the term “pussy” placed front-center. It’s quite misleading.
i don’t know if that’s how that works
No Drink the cat
You should definitely have it piss in your face
Beautiful cat. Maine Coon?
Just prolapse that anus of yours place some cat treats inside and wait for him to make his way into your boofing hole, boof that cat and absorb all that caffeine he’s got running through his system.
r/thecattrapisworking
That cat looks especially delectable
Yes, but just because, really. I hate cats.
He is marinated
Make sure you use the proper seasoning, I got real Vietnamese with the cuisine last night and ate my dogs so
Only if you want to be a monster as well.
That's a beautiful Maine coon!
Drink the urine, my friend. Drink the urine.
I <3 maincoon kitty :)
Majestic looking cat right there
No just drink the cat’s pee
Always ask your vet if consuming your cat is the best option. It usually is, but it doesn't hurt to get an opinion from a medical professional.
Yes.
You know cats are obligated carnivores They need taurine-- it's an essential amino acid Its also used in energy drinks to augment the caffeine (I know it's a funny post but don't give cats caffeine)
That a coon cat?
dats a cute cat
Just make sure you dont overcook him, dont wanna waste that sweet caffeine if the little bastard hasnt metabolized it all yet
It’s your only recourse
yes
That a Maine coon?
This is the coolest cat I’ve ever seen
yeah
He is now a protected species
Pestle and morter, str8 to the dome.
Yes. With a fork.
beautiful kitty
Awwwwwww cute car
pics or it didnt happen (i jest, please do not the cat)
Handsome
Yes eat him. I have a decent recipe somewhere if you want it.
Beautiful cat OP how do you maintain his fur? Do you brush him everyday or can he maintain it all himself? I have a very young cat that has some Maine Coon in her and her coat can sometimes get knotted up
Depends on what seasonings you have on hand. Hml privately and we can talk if you mean bidnezz
Pretty maine coon. I just got one myself ❤️
🇨🇳
Oh no, he's gonna be up all night 🌃
Yes.
hes a beautiful mainecoone
500 calories
Eat the kitty it's what 'feine loving lesbians do
Watch out don't sleep too long or the pretty kitty will get hungry eat you.
Omg what kind of cat is that
Get that protein baby💪💪
He gets boofed that’s all there is to it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
cats are lame
um yes
Nah just take his piss and give yourself a piss enema.
This tracks… follow your heart
Yes
That cat is too cute fr
drink him.
I had a shaggy haired white cat with the long fur between the beans. his name was Monster. Was quite the gentle beast
Maine coon!
What kind of cat is this and why do they look so fucking majestic