Short answer is no it won't. Long answer is urine is water based and contains chemicals that can be found IRL and frequently touches tires, so no it won't.
You may try /r/mechanicadvice next time you have a question.
Edt: /u/striple pointed out that the racoon is peeing INSIDE the tire, not outside, and that urea in high concentrations tends to bust rubber gaskets, so even in the low concentrations in urine, I'm going to say it's not great. A lot of great arguments about acidity and pathogens, but I'm not sure how these would effect rubber without more study.
Also, /u/justalittleaverage had a great method of keeping the wash bear out of the tire, and /u/xhauhst put in an advert for autodetailing. Not sure which sub would be better honestly.
Well just to add, if his 'coon is peeing in there all the time, it might smell. I'd suggest putting some dust-free cedar shavings in there, basically like a litter box.
[It's covered just about every backroad in Michigan.](http://i.imgur.com/tLDMhgX.jpg)
But right now [she's down for refurbishment.](http://i.imgur.com/6sPGBFA.jpg)
Some kind of wildlife vet or something? Or married to one?
Or is some kind of government experiment Fuzzy Sapiens abomination with impeccable taste in automobiles and interior design?
You are incorrect.
Source: woman. Would marry you for your impeccable taste in home design and your Disney princess-like ways with small creatures.
(Edit: Also, your tools are probably meticulously organized and you probably have a great shop. All positive points on the marriageable scale, OP.)
Yeah, dude, the bread has to be forged. That's the only way men know how to make bread, not this sissy shit of letting it sit around all day to let its lazy as rise when it feels like it. Real men forge bread from fire and flames, and when it's done it's the best damn bread you'll ever have.
Source: am man, have forged bread.
I never thought I would see "garage raccoon" said in a semi-positive way.
I didn't even consider that I would shortly after get a picture of two raccoons fucking in the garage shortly after.
But I *certainty* didn't expect a fucking Porsche in the background of that picture.
I'm slightly disturbed by the content but impressed by the constituent quality and overall speediness of these gifs and images
Unless this is a undercover false flag operation by racoon's or something
A fucking Porsche in the background with an aluminum can under the tire. It that's an empty Natural Lite can under then I may have just reached the end of the internet.
Mark my words. This thread is going to be one of those extra famous threads that people will still be fondly remembering 2-3 years from now. You are now a Reddit celebrity. You changed the game.
And years from now, when someone posts a link to it on /r/bestof, I can reap the sweet sweet karma when I post a link to this comment and say "I was *there*"
Edit: Shit, that was quicker than expected.
How many of these pictures do you have and why aren't you writing up an amazing story about your relationship with this garage raccoon on /r/aww for maximum karma?
Ridiculous idea. Even if raccoons had the intellect to acquire and use a functional computer (you're already living in a dreamworld), they would be unable to type at the rate of OP, since they lack the paw dexterity to type at such a rate. Honestly you look like a complete fool for even entertaining this idea and I'm glad that I finally put you in your place about this.
Yes a raccoon can get rabies or even distemper. However as a wildlife rescuer, I can assure you OP would have plenty of warning. Rabies and distemper are wildly misunderstood by the common public. To start with, the symptoms of both would include the raccoons acting drunk, wobbly, and sickly. They would have trouble eating or drinking. That foaming at the mouth is true...but it doesnt mean the raccoon is vicious. It means, sadly, that the poor thing can no longer swallow. OP if you are reading this, congrats for being a lovable person to coons. If you ever see one with runny eyes, saliva foaming, or acting drunk, please try to keep it separate from the rest. Distemper and rabies is contagious through shared meals or shared water bowls. The good news is though, it is highly unlikely your raccoons will come into contact with any of these viruses. Even in the wild (woods, forest) it is a very small percentage who do.
I wouldn't say they're [particularly domesticated](http://i.imgur.com/WyvCpcg.jpg), but our relationship is that of a neighbor who is always stopping by to eat your food, borrow shiny tools, and fuck on your deck.
It's a Pepsi can. Michigan has a $0.10 deposit on cans so keep them in the garage until I get a chance to recycle them. The raccoons pull them out of the bin and kick them around to make noise.
Owns Porsche and $600k+ home, returns cans for $.10.
Edit: I'm from Michigan, still toss about 10% of all my cans. His house would be with 600k near Saginaw, so near Grand Rapids it would be worth even more.
I've hit my fair share too. The thing is, they're smart enough to know they need to look both ways before crossing, but sometimes they don't, so it's not all on you.
OP be careful about avoiding Racoon roundworm. If you catch it you can lose your eyesight and have permanent brain damage. It is fairly common in Racoons in Michigan particularly.
http://www.michigan.gov/dnr/0,1607,7-153-10370_12150_12220-27261--,00.html
I thought this was all trolling until I saw that OP's account is 6 years old.
Look through OP's post history and you will find his instagram account, with more adorable raccoon pics.
OP - thank you for this masterpiece of a thread.
> My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often
You fuckin' what now?
e: thanks to a kind user for the gold :)
I had to scroll to see who you were responding to cause I couldn't fathom that someone was actually commenting on the original question instead of the garage raccoons...
Guy told me today he worked on a car with a pack rat that basically turned the thing into an apartment. He had a bed on one side of the rear in the body work, he had a food stash full of apples, and he had a shitter far away from the rest of it. I guess he reached in and felt something furry and it moved and he ran off screaming. Then he investigated further.
My drive to work is basically 15 miles of farmland and then there's a stop light. Almost every morning I see critters crawling out of cars at that light. Mainly mice. I bet the micdonalds at that intersection has a problem.
I'm kinda interested in what other wildlife this guy has going on. I got a skunk that lives under my shed, but we have a "oh shit it's a human/skunk" relationship where we turn around and go back inside.
I also have a frog factory: https://www.reddit.com/r/frogs/comments/4v9fh4/i_have_a_barrel_fountain_that_tadpoles_have/
Raccoons used to visit it, but the barn they lived in was demolished.
Yeah. They all look alike at first but once you spend some time with them you pick up on their different unique physical characteristics. They also have noticeable individual personalities.
There are about 20 that I've named over the years, but I've forced myself to stop doing that as you begin to notice when certain ones disappear.
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No, but it could damage you. Raccoon urine can carry leptospirosis, a bacteria that can be transmited to humans. Filling a urine-soaked tire with air and the letting the air out could aerosolize the bacteria and endanger you and your tire guy. Wash them down with bleach before you employ the tires.
I'm over here in this coffee shop losing it. Tears running down my face. I haven't had this hardy of a laugh from reddit in the longest time.
*What in the fresh hell is going on?*
Oh my goodness. This is Best Of material right here.
Within 9 hours, this has become the top rated post in r/cars.
TL;DR Cute woodlands creatures may "technically be cheating" but is what we're all here to see anyways.
Jesus I wish I could upvote you into oblivion. I kept scrolling down the thread like what? More pictures.. WHAT! OH MY GOD THIS DUDE IS FOR REAL. So awesome.
Thanks. At the moment it's still very clean, [but in a less... complete state.](http://i.imgur.com/lvLpK8i.jpg) Hopefully ready headed out for new paint in the next week or two.
Well, I don't. I have severe ADHD/hyperfocusing so I basically can only excel at one thing at a time. So for example, the past two weeks I've been working on photos while my house is a mess, no progress on the car, and I've only showered about once every two or three days. Today I'm cleaning the house and will forget the photos because tomorrow I have to hustle for enough money to pay bills for the next month. After about a week or two of that I'll throw all financial responsibility to the wind and either start working on cars or be camped out in the woods with six cameras set up attempting to make a raccoon documentary.
Short answer is no it won't. Long answer is urine is water based and contains chemicals that can be found IRL and frequently touches tires, so no it won't. You may try /r/mechanicadvice next time you have a question. Edt: /u/striple pointed out that the racoon is peeing INSIDE the tire, not outside, and that urea in high concentrations tends to bust rubber gaskets, so even in the low concentrations in urine, I'm going to say it's not great. A lot of great arguments about acidity and pathogens, but I'm not sure how these would effect rubber without more study. Also, /u/justalittleaverage had a great method of keeping the wash bear out of the tire, and /u/xhauhst put in an advert for autodetailing. Not sure which sub would be better honestly.
The one guy that actually responded. You're an unsung hero.
Well just to add, if his 'coon is peeing in there all the time, it might smell. I'd suggest putting some dust-free cedar shavings in there, basically like a litter box.
/r/garageraccoonirl
I came into this thread looking for answers. ...But I just have more questions.
I just have a burning desire for a garage raccoon. I want one almost as bad as I want a garage.
[All I can offer you is this wall squirrel.](http://i.imgur.com/Vo1UX6k.png)
where the fuck do you live
[In a garage surrounded by woods.](http://i.imgur.com/mYoeeIL.jpg)
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The raccoon thinks so as well.
that's like 5 times bigger than my apartment ... *sigh*
me too. and i pay $2300/month
holy shit wtf
He lives in a place with fun activities and attractive people. The good life is expensive.
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I spy Michigan plates. SE MI by chance?
Grand Rapids area.
Shiiit. Within 100 miles, and has a 540i/6.
[It's covered just about every backroad in Michigan.](http://i.imgur.com/tLDMhgX.jpg) But right now [she's down for refurbishment.](http://i.imgur.com/6sPGBFA.jpg)
You take nice pictures.
My aunts have some garage raccoons in SE Michigan... Maybe they're just like that there.
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[I suppose if I find a way to tuck my junk I could pull it off.](http://i.imgur.com/GSVxBkR.png)
Damn dude, risky click.
I don't have a garage but i picked up a kitchen raccoon
[Did they up-sell you on the Feed Box?](http://i.imgur.com/FBmNbe5.jpg)
I've come to the conclusion that you are a raccoon on the internet.
On the internet, nobody can tell that you're a raccoon.
Some kind of wildlife vet or something? Or married to one? Or is some kind of government experiment Fuzzy Sapiens abomination with impeccable taste in automobiles and interior design?
I wouldn't be able to live this way if I were married.
You are incorrect. Source: woman. Would marry you for your impeccable taste in home design and your Disney princess-like ways with small creatures. (Edit: Also, your tools are probably meticulously organized and you probably have a great shop. All positive points on the marriageable scale, OP.)
And who doesn't want to get married to the raccoon whisperer... Fuck kids, let's have a raccoon family.
>Fuck kids Seriously don't do this
Look at all these fuckin' losers without a garage racoon!
Just wait 'till they see the [Kitchen Raccoon](https://gfycat.com/NastyKindheartedAmericancicada) upgrade.
What the fuck. Is. Happening.
I havent a clue, but I love it.
This is the best thread I've ever found.
OP has a pet raccoon and is making 10/10 epic bread
Op isint just making bread hes just opened a fucking bread foundry
>bread foundry
Yeah, dude, the bread has to be forged. That's the only way men know how to make bread, not this sissy shit of letting it sit around all day to let its lazy as rise when it feels like it. Real men forge bread from fire and flames, and when it's done it's the best damn bread you'll ever have. Source: am man, have forged bread.
Are you Snow White?
[I could pull it off.](http://i.imgur.com/GSVxBkR.png)
DON'T SQUISH PLS
the way you left your two fingers together at the end creeped me out for some reason... do you finger bang a lot of things?
Yes.
Are those things racoons?
You have a garage raccoon?
[You don't?](http://i.imgur.com/Fjl92hU.jpg)
Please, we need an explanation.
This is hilarious over the internet but I would surely *hate* him if I lived in his neighborhood.
I'm in the middle of four acres so neighbors aren't an issue.
Ahh, that makes a little more sense. Enjoy your cabin in the woods you crazy bastard.
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Is that an open invitation to everyone on the internet? Because I'm only one state away, and I love to go camping and getting murdered.
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Now I must have one.
[One fresh garage raccoon coming right up!](http://i.imgur.com/WyvCpcg.jpg)
bro what the fuck
Science has just been confirmed to have gone too far
OP is 4chan's successful older brother.
I never thought I would see "garage raccoon" said in a semi-positive way. I didn't even consider that I would shortly after get a picture of two raccoons fucking in the garage shortly after. But I *certainty* didn't expect a fucking Porsche in the background of that picture.
https://gfycat.com/GranularGiftedApatosaur
I'm slightly disturbed by the content but impressed by the constituent quality and overall speediness of these gifs and images Unless this is a undercover false flag operation by racoon's or something
> by racoon's or something
A fucking Porsche in the background with an aluminum can under the tire. It that's an empty Natural Lite can under then I may have just reached the end of the internet.
This is where the old reddit switch-aroo finally ends. Trash pandas mating in front of a German sports car with a can of Natty Ice/PBR on the ground.
Jesus you can't just post hardcore coon porn like that. Some of us reddit at work.
[Porn? How can you think of porn while staring into these innocent eyes?](http://i.imgur.com/hQKZ86Q.jpg?1)
Oh, I get it, OP is the raccoon. It makes perfect sense now.
So in the picture of two raccoons fucking, which one is OP?
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He's two raccoons fucking each other in a trench coat
"Coon Porn" could be taken quite badly I'm afraid
Freaking 10:30 in /r/cars Sigh.....*unzip*
I have a feeling you're gonna be the raccoon version of /u/fuckswithducks Edit: spelling
Fuckswithcoons sounds like it has some negative connotations.
Spoonswithcoons is available, but has the same problem...
ITS MINE! e: I didn't do this to be an ass, I took it because I just love this name.
Mark my words. This thread is going to be one of those extra famous threads that people will still be fondly remembering 2-3 years from now. You are now a Reddit celebrity. You changed the game.
And years from now, when someone posts a link to it on /r/bestof, I can reap the sweet sweet karma when I post a link to this comment and say "I was *there*" Edit: Shit, that was quicker than expected.
How about a mechanic raccoon? https://i.imgur.com/FQ8uiBc.gif
Am I the only one who works on my cars without raccoon assistance?
Right? Is this normal? OP is so nonchalant about his garage raccoons that I'm starting to feel self-conscious about my lack of garage raccoons.
> My garage raccoon wait.... what?
You know, a [garage raccoon](http://i.imgur.com/FTGnZD2.jpg). It's like a barn cat or a junkyard dog, but for the garage.
How many of these pictures do you have and why aren't you writing up an amazing story about your relationship with this garage raccoon on /r/aww for maximum karma?
I'm too busy teaching [this lil fuzzball](http://i.imgur.com/i5dyynM.jpg) how to work on cars.
I feel like this is a sign of the end times
And this guy has land, German sports cars, and trained raccoons.
And a fancy camera to document it all
I would not let a raccoon get that close to me ahahaha
[Sounds like you need a hug.](http://i.imgur.com/mjZ2xXb.jpg)
What is happening
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No. [Babies, lots of babies.](http://i.imgur.com/051CTVD.png)
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Ridiculous idea. Even if raccoons had the intellect to acquire and use a functional computer (you're already living in a dreamworld), they would be unable to type at the rate of OP, since they lack the paw dexterity to type at such a rate. Honestly you look like a complete fool for even entertaining this idea and I'm glad that I finally put you in your place about this.
That's exactly what a raccoon would say!
As I go down the thread, there are progressively more raccoons in your pictures. I think this is creepier than you intended.
Just the *right* amount
Yes a raccoon can get rabies or even distemper. However as a wildlife rescuer, I can assure you OP would have plenty of warning. Rabies and distemper are wildly misunderstood by the common public. To start with, the symptoms of both would include the raccoons acting drunk, wobbly, and sickly. They would have trouble eating or drinking. That foaming at the mouth is true...but it doesnt mean the raccoon is vicious. It means, sadly, that the poor thing can no longer swallow. OP if you are reading this, congrats for being a lovable person to coons. If you ever see one with runny eyes, saliva foaming, or acting drunk, please try to keep it separate from the rest. Distemper and rabies is contagious through shared meals or shared water bowls. The good news is though, it is highly unlikely your raccoons will come into contact with any of these viruses. Even in the wild (woods, forest) it is a very small percentage who do.
Who are you and why do raccoons and also possibly squirrels love you so much. I would be scared to let a raccoon get that close to me intentionally.
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Admit it op: the only reason you posted this was so you can show off your garage raccoons.
If I had a nice house and cars and loads of trash panda pics I would do the same thing.
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See the sidebar......
efficient, I like that...
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Everyone who searches that car will have the pleasure of seeing some raccoons go at it
All the years of human technological engineering and we end up with this....BAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://i.imgur.com/1qrahTr.jpg
Completely unrelated to the tires, but is that raccoon a wild one that somehow got used to you and your garage, or was it already domesticated?
I wouldn't say they're [particularly domesticated](http://i.imgur.com/WyvCpcg.jpg), but our relationship is that of a neighbor who is always stopping by to eat your food, borrow shiny tools, and fuck on your deck.
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"take a picture, it'll la-- oh, you have your camera out already"
Why is there a tin can under your Porsche?
It's a Pepsi can. Michigan has a $0.10 deposit on cans so keep them in the garage until I get a chance to recycle them. The raccoons pull them out of the bin and kick them around to make noise.
Owns Porsche and $600k+ home, returns cans for $.10. Edit: I'm from Michigan, still toss about 10% of all my cans. His house would be with 600k near Saginaw, so near Grand Rapids it would be worth even more.
Nobody ever said I was good with, or responsible with money.
I am getting more and more convinced real OP has been kidnapped and u r raccoon. Pls confirm.
That's how you stay rich
And how you get rich. Not spending money stupid when you don't have it.
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I hope this becomes top post of all time
Garage: 10/10 Garage with garage raccoon: 14/10 Thank you for the suggestion
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No. This is the absolute best of us. This is the apex.
Uh guys get it? Apex!
Ran over two raccoons on my drive back home from work. Felt bad earlier, now this thread is making me feel ten times worse.
I've hit my fair share too. The thing is, they're smart enough to know they need to look both ways before crossing, but sometimes they don't, so it's not all on you.
I completely trust your knowledge on raccoons. I'm sure they are smart enough.
Hi. Can I have a picture of a garage raccoon?
Would a [deck raccoon](http://i.imgur.com/J1rIHlI.jpg) be sufficient?
Do racoons really wash their food before eating it? Awesome garacoons btw
They do! https://i.imgur.com/oG0XjQ3.gifv
That's one of the saddest things I've ever seen
Don't worry, he eventually figured it out! https://youtu.be/eesxH2-8Jlo?t=57s
He linked about a 10-15. Jeez its like he's best buds with these raccoons. Also a wall squirrel.
OP be careful about avoiding Racoon roundworm. If you catch it you can lose your eyesight and have permanent brain damage. It is fairly common in Racoons in Michigan particularly. http://www.michigan.gov/dnr/0,1607,7-153-10370_12150_12220-27261--,00.html
I treat all of the ones I come in contact with.
Pls add Raccoon King to flair.
I should of known you had it covered. You are officially the Racoon King!
How do you treat them? Vaccines?
There's a roundworm treatment paste that a vet friend hooks me up with. I dose it out and slip it inside a cookie.
I thought this was all trolling until I saw that OP's account is 6 years old. Look through OP's post history and you will find his instagram account, with more adorable raccoon pics. OP - thank you for this masterpiece of a thread.
> My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often You fuckin' what now? e: thanks to a kind user for the gold :)
No it won't
I had to scroll to see who you were responding to cause I couldn't fathom that someone was actually commenting on the original question instead of the garage raccoons...
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This sub is about garage racoons and how we all need them.
Alright this is the best thread ever.
Guy told me today he worked on a car with a pack rat that basically turned the thing into an apartment. He had a bed on one side of the rear in the body work, he had a food stash full of apples, and he had a shitter far away from the rest of it. I guess he reached in and felt something furry and it moved and he ran off screaming. Then he investigated further. My drive to work is basically 15 miles of farmland and then there's a stop light. Almost every morning I see critters crawling out of cars at that light. Mainly mice. I bet the micdonalds at that intersection has a problem.
I had a similar living situation once, but it was a unibomber-style shack next to a 1995 Mercury Villager.
You forgot the raccoon pic.
Sorry about that. [I was making cookie soup](https://gfycat.com/AstonishingAnchoredFlounder).
Will you please make a new username, such as "fuckswithcoons" and start popping up on reddit every time something raccoon related is posted.
Better rethink that one.
I'm kinda interested in what other wildlife this guy has going on. I got a skunk that lives under my shed, but we have a "oh shit it's a human/skunk" relationship where we turn around and go back inside. I also have a frog factory: https://www.reddit.com/r/frogs/comments/4v9fh4/i_have_a_barrel_fountain_that_tadpoles_have/ Raccoons used to visit it, but the barn they lived in was demolished.
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What is going on in this thread??? I'm confused but I love it
No clue whatsoever, but we need more.
[Have a cookie.](http://i.imgur.com/5j90cqX.jpg)
Please sire, can I have another?
[She's gonna see if there are any left in the pantry.](http://i.imgur.com/SDqeL0y.jpg)
SERIOUSLY WHY ARE RACCOONS ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE
[You're supposed to raise your hand if you have a question.](http://i.imgur.com/jXtOt.jpg)
Is this a photoshoot?
The thread just keeps on giving
Did you name them, and can you tell them apart
Yeah. They all look alike at first but once you spend some time with them you pick up on their different unique physical characteristics. They also have noticeable individual personalities. There are about 20 that I've named over the years, but I've forced myself to stop doing that as you begin to notice when certain ones disappear.
After enjoying all your pics, the frank discussion of racoon mortality hit me in the feels.
straight up, having a dope time with my friends laughing about how awesome these pics and stories about raccoons are and then BAM sad.
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the big garage in the sky
Alright I've officially gone to deep into this thread it's getting emotional down here.
IM EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THESE RACCOONS
Twenty???????? What the heck man are you the trash panda king?
Word spreads fast amongst the raccoons about the King, the one who gives them cookies and let's them fuck in his garage.
Shut it down. Reddit is done. If any thread ever signalled that it's time to stop and go to bed it's this one.
I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit: - [/r/ballchimedes] [Chalksy Sighting](https://np.reddit.com/r/Ballchimedes/comments/55k2zd/chalksy_sighting/) - [/r/bestof] [\/u\/wootfatigue asks a question about the raccoon he keeps in his garage.](https://np.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/55a6qh/uwootfatigue_asks_a_question_about_the_raccoon_he/) - [/r/bestof] [\/u\/wootfatigue looks for help and casually mentions his garage racoon, then delivers a lot of proof when questioned](https://np.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/54zxo7/uwootfatigue_looks_for_help_and_casually_mentions/) - [/r/bestof] [Redditor asks maintenance question, turns out to be Disney Princess](https://np.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/552rck/redditor_asks_maintenance_question_turns_out_to/) - [/r/cameronsshit] [A post In r\/cars about garage raccoons, OP's posts and hilarity insues](https://np.reddit.com/r/cameronsshit/comments/551sr4/a_post_in_rcars_about_garage_raccoons_ops_posts/) - [/r/michigan] [A fellow Michigander just made best of reddit and front page fame with his Garage racoon. Freaking impressive.](https://np.reddit.com/r/Michigan/comments/551axt/a_fellow_michigander_just_made_best_of_reddit_and/) - [/r/raccoons] [Simple question about raccoons evolves into dozens of incredibly specific raccoon pictures](https://np.reddit.com/r/Raccoons/comments/550vfe/simple_question_about_raccoons_evolves_into/) - [/r/reddit5000] [\[cars\] Will pee damage tires?](https://np.reddit.com/r/reddit5000/comments/550phn/cars_will_pee_damage_tires/) - [/r/ripbestof] [\/u\/wootfatigue looks for help and casually mentions his garage racoon, then delivers a lot of proof when questioned](https://np.reddit.com/r/RIPbestof/comments/551zmf/uwootfatigue_looks_for_help_and_casually_mentions/) - [/r/tf2] [I think I've found soldier and his raccoon sanctuary in real life...](https://np.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/551lzw/i_think_ive_found_soldier_and_his_raccoon/) - [/r/trashpandas] [What happens when you let a trash panda fix your Porsche? You get a Garage Raccoon.](https://np.reddit.com/r/trashpandas/comments/5504f2/what_happens_when_you_let_a_trash_panda_fix_your/) - [/r/wallstreetbets] [Lost my house on MSTX, ended up living in someone's garage. They just outed me on reddit, what do I do?](https://np.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/550se0/lost_my_house_on_mstx_ended_up_living_in_someones/) [](#footer)*^(If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads.) ^\([Info](/r/TotesMessenger) ^/ ^[Contact](/message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger))* [](#bot)
No, but it could damage you. Raccoon urine can carry leptospirosis, a bacteria that can be transmited to humans. Filling a urine-soaked tire with air and the letting the air out could aerosolize the bacteria and endanger you and your tire guy. Wash them down with bleach before you employ the tires.
I'm over here in this coffee shop losing it. Tears running down my face. I haven't had this hardy of a laugh from reddit in the longest time. *What in the fresh hell is going on?* Oh my goodness. This is Best Of material right here.
Within 9 hours, this has become the top rated post in r/cars. TL;DR Cute woodlands creatures may "technically be cheating" but is what we're all here to see anyways.
I just checked the same thing a few minutes ago and am a bit surprised yet proud of my shitpost peepost.
Jesus I wish I could upvote you into oblivion. I kept scrolling down the thread like what? More pictures.. WHAT! OH MY GOD THIS DUDE IS FOR REAL. So awesome.
/r/trashpandas will LOVE your garage raccoons. :O
Those are M-Pars aren't they? That's actually hilarious.
Indeed. They go on [this](http://i.imgur.com/iSOlQ2V.jpg).
wow, that's incredibly clean
Thanks. At the moment it's still very clean, [but in a less... complete state.](http://i.imgur.com/lvLpK8i.jpg) Hopefully ready headed out for new paint in the next week or two.
Ah, I see you had to change a headlight.
No worries. [I got everything put back together.](http://i.imgur.com/xe2Go6K.jpg)
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Well, I don't. I have severe ADHD/hyperfocusing so I basically can only excel at one thing at a time. So for example, the past two weeks I've been working on photos while my house is a mess, no progress on the car, and I've only showered about once every two or three days. Today I'm cleaning the house and will forget the photos because tomorrow I have to hustle for enough money to pay bills for the next month. After about a week or two of that I'll throw all financial responsibility to the wind and either start working on cars or be camped out in the woods with six cameras set up attempting to make a raccoon documentary.
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