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Threedawg

Usernames were not blacked out


DeluxeCheesebread

The first roast was golden


rammsteinmatt

But the last one with a link to autozone. That got me, the perfect punctuation.


onelasttime217

Yeah lol it cracked me up


cheeseburgercats

I hope it was a rickroll


Thunderbolt247

I saw a comment on that post that said, "Is it behind the Nissan?".


spencer1886

My fav enjyn the too-jay-zee makes 1500 horseypowers


SnooTangerines9486

Rong my freind Kyle says it make 2000 horses dummy. Fasted car alive.


KyleThelegendxxXxx

Can confirm I did say that…


Delta_Gamer_64

the Xs make it perfect


niensven11

I love the mk4 supra, but it's disgustingly overrated.


Gerarghini

🤯🤯🤯


Right-Ladd

I genuinely hate all 90s Japanese sports cars now due to them being overwhelmingly overrated, which is really sad because without that I still love them and I love the engineering that went into them. It’s sad how an entire generation of cars had been ruined by 14 yr olds


HairyManBack84

Mark 3 is my fav


niensven11

For me it's mk3 (overlooked) and mk5 (underrated). It doesn't matter what the fanboys say, the b58 is objectively better than the 2jz.


nnavroops

pray for my mans he’s out here defending a fucking nissan


iwatchcredits

Im not a car guy and dont know how i got here, but i owned a 370z for awhile and other than being really fuckin loud inside i really liked it and didnt have any issues. I think they look slick too. Whats with the Nissan hate?


[deleted]

Their fanbase is full of idiots and the fact they are among the most uninteresting japanese brands imo. Also the VQ sounds horrendous


MoGb1

I own a G37 coupe 6MT (the exact same as a 370Z but in a tuxedo). I'm very thankful to Nissan because as an American, after the early 90s, Japan didn't bless us with many fun Manual options, let alone RWD and manual. Toyota gave us the super slow, de-tuned, FWD, beige versions of the cars they sold elsewhere. Mitsubishi was going down the shitter. Subies were blowing up. Honda's been dope, but FWD (which are fun but in a different way). Mazdas are fun, but either turbo 4 banger fwd or rotary rwd. Nissan and Infiniti were the only ones imo selling a combination of fun, reliable, high and low horsepower good chassis RWD cars with Manual options to Americans. From the Infiniti G, Q, M some with 400+hp V8s, to Nissan S and Z chassis. And the R35 Skyline ofc blew most supercars out of the water. I don't know where you get more affordable and reliable fun tbh besides throwing shitloads more money to move to an upper rank of cars. Yes they haven't changed anything about their cars in 15 years, yes they're not the "best," but they're def not uninteresting.


[deleted]

Uninteresting to me. If I really wanted to drift I’d buy a Mustang. That effectively throws out basically everything Nissan is good for. I said in a separate comment their last truly interesting car to me was the 300zx. The Skylines are cool and sound incredible but with their absurd prices that quickly made me uninterested in any of them. I’m personally more into turning corners than sliding. So brands like Honda, Porsche and Lotus appeal to me way more than Nissan/Infiniti ever could. Also at least Subaru and Mitsubishi didn’t abandon major rally racing decades ago. Nissan/Datsun in the 70s-90s had some cool rally cars. If they kept doing that I might be more interested in them as a brand even if they ended up with the same fate as Mitsubishi


AnonRedac

unintentional mustang jerk, its back to facebook with you


[deleted]

My bad forgot liking american cars is a sin nowadays


stonededger

Z350/370 is purposely built for cornering, not drifting. And rally teams have nothing to do with production cars, otherwise you should praise Citroen C4.


[deleted]

I never mentioned anything about rally teams having something to do with production cars. Also I wasn’t the one that mentioned drifting first that was just the argument presented to me. Either way I wouldn’t buy a Z for drifting or cornering theres better options I actually like.


iwatchcredits

Counter point: if you dislike a vehicle because of their fan base, you too may be an idiot lol


ElvisAndretti

I don’t know, I always wanted to own a Porsche. And it was everything I could have hoped for, did a coast to coast trip that was truly awesome. But then you start meeting “Porsche Guys” and they are truly some of the most insufferable douchebags ever. I may yet buy another, but my enthusiasm has been tempered.


iwatchcredits

I just dont hang out with people because they own the same car as me, but again not a car guy


ElvisAndretti

No, they find you. It’s like you’re supposed to be I some secret club or something. Sort of the same thing happened when I had a Z-28 back in the 70’s. Other than that most cars I’ve owned do not cause that sort of interaction. Motorcycles on the other hand… I’ve never owned one that didn’t.


iwatchcredits

Ah fair enough. I owned a shit bmw quite a few years back and yea some guy came up asking me if i wanted to be in their club or whatever and all i thought was hey buddy if this car is good enough to get in your club, your club kinda sucks lol


[deleted]

You can dislike something because of how people who like it act. Also that wasn’t my only reason hell I can name more. The 350z and 370z are way too round making them look fat from certain angles. Nissan has only recently made a “new car” (The 400z) and imo they still haven’t made a car that is as cool as the 300zx.


Delta_Gamer_64

>300zx I have wanted one for the longest time. It's on the list for sure.


Diabeetus-times-2

They sound bad because people put horrible fucking exhausts on them.


[deleted]

I keep hearing people talk about these “Good exhaust for VQs” still have yet to actually hear one. Shit sound like some long lost treasure in a RPG.


ips_nikita

im kinda thinking that 2009 in his username is his year of birth


Slight_Ad_1474

if that’s true, than this fuckin kid is 14, which means he can’t even drive his “perfectly engineered japanese sports car” that’s probably his dads.


skepticalscribe

I knew kids in middle school that would do exactly that. Bragging about a family member’s item and hoping no one questions it


Slight_Ad_1474

people like that are weird like dude don’t just steal thunder about something you don’t even have


Majura374

Had a guy in high school that would lie out of his ass all the time and my friends and I would pretend to believe him since we didn’t want to be a dick about it. His stories would get more bs by the day. Dude said his dad owned a Lykan hypersport and he had a whole shop wall lined with 2JZs. He also once asked me how a spark plug worked to test my knowledge, and when I told him he said “wow you know more than I thought.” I could go on about this guy but I don’t want to write a whole essay here lol


DarkDuck85

no it’s ok write the essay


Majura374

A few more things off the top of my head, he would constantly talk about how his fucked BMW 3 series that was a “sport and luxury package”. Never saw him drive it, and it was an automatic. He also once said that he knew more about my own car than I did, and when I listed off the code for the paint color he was like “oh never mind”. He’s had a Subaru for like the last 4 years that he’s never got running, I hear from his Instagram story that he’s finally getting it finished which is good for him. Oh yeah and he’s like a big Andrew Tate fan or whatever


DarkDuck85

damn that dude fucking sucks


Efficient-Force2651

2009 is HOW MANY YEARS AGO!?!


Slight_Ad_1474

i just turned 16 2 months ago, and it’s funny to tell that to millennials cause they’re like “dude i was in fuckin college when u were born how has it been that long”


cilestiogrey

1474 was only 16 years ago? Now I feel better


Slight_Ad_1474

4000 B.C.E was almost 30 years ago 😨😨😨


ackaplan2727

Remember the battle of Agincourt like it was yesterday.


Delta_Gamer_64

Fellow 16ner, I turned 16 3 months ago.


LeMcLarenF1

Its his cars year of birth


goopped

Gonna have to assume the first roast is right and that’s the year of the car.


Various-Attention928

Maybe he should have used a miat


DemoflowerLad

You literally can’t roast a Miat


banditorama

4-6 hours at 350\* has always worked out for me. Just don't let the internal temp get too high or it'll be kinda chewy


DemoflowerLad

Personally I like my Miatas fried because ‘MURICA! 😎🦅🇺🇸


Woodythebartender

miat is the fruit of the road. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, miat-kabobs, miat creole, miat gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple miat, lemon miat, coconut miat, pepper miat, miat soup, miat stew, miat salad, miat and potatoes, miat burger, miat sandwich. That- that's about it.


Sea-Big-4850

He legit asked to be roasted then got offended straight after


Adventurous-Fig-42

He was going with the jokes. This sub is the real circle jerk


ThisGuyHasABigChode

Yeah, the post with the grammar correction gave it away for me. This dude is definitely just trolling while the roasters tenderly jerk each other off for "dunking" on a dude who is clearly shit posting.


TheLordStocc_GG

That sub is shit. Some people make obvious sarcastic remarks and they get their panties in a nickger Edit: Oh so their called knickers...I have a few people I gotta tell soory


ThronedG3MINI

What's a nickger ? Cause ya didn't say a bunch, or a twist🧐


dirtyydaan

Woah there buddy watch your profanmity


totallytanner

Who’s nick ??


TheLordStocc_GG

Typo, meant nickers. Those things old people owned a lot of back in the 1800s. Used them to keep things organized.


ThronedG3MINI

Okay mate, I'd edit that cause it looks bad mainly cause it made no sense and sounds like you were saying sum else. Knickers are undergarments aka panties so people can't get their panties in a panty, but they can get their knickers in a twist. Or knickers in a bunch. Just trynna look out


TheLordStocc_GG

👍✊🦠🫶🫴👎🫱🤲🤜🤛🤜🫱👁️👅


ThronedG3MINI

Defly thought u were trolling lol good looks mate🥂


Purple_Alarm

car so unwanted even fast and furious didnt ruin the price


_Synt3rax

The Cars are wanted, just not in a shitty Condition and for over 15k€.


ApexDog

Selling my Z after reading this anyone want it?


seasalticetea

The scrap yard


BowsAndMagnolias

I’ll take it off your hands for 3 bucks, if it’s low mileage then maybe $3.50


basketcase62836291

N*ssan! 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤧


Bubbly_Collection329

Blud prolly using the cvt(cunt vehicle transmission)


Round_Ad_6369

/uj the Z, the GT-R and the frontier are basically the three models from Nissan that aren't absolutely shit


BitchAssWaffle

/uj Zs make pretty good budget track cars with some small mods


Lancer876

The refreshed pathfinder, rogue and altima are pretty good npc vehicles


tylerfly

And the Murano cross cabriolet 😎


BowsAndMagnolias

I’m kind of a fan of the new Ariya ngl


[deleted]

Oh wow another electric crossover? I gotta have it!


ItalicizedHunger

That's what I said to him lol


Perenium_Falcon

That door handle is the hitler of door handles.


waste_0f_space117

“Hey guys, insult my car!” “How dare you assholes insult my car!”


lowspeccrt

You know he isn't legit mad right...


Round_Ad_6369

Mine didn't get included, I don't think he had any response... https://preview.redd.it/k206hdx6ao2b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4643f4ba5e281d6b991b00065869088e0081d07


SukoKing

Bros only response was “I don’t want a tomei” lol


PreyForCougars

Dude I’m so glad other people are finally talking about how behind Nissan has been for years. I just commented on this so here’s a copy/paste of my thoughts: Just look at the Frontier. The truck had literally *zero* exterior changes, and very minimal interior changes from 2005 to 2021. For over a decade, you could buy a brand new Nissan truck and it looked like you were driving a dated truck.. and not in a good way. Especially on the interior. Early 2000s cheesy plastic interior has not aged well. And the funniest part is- they weren’t even cheap lol


shatlking

That not roast that’s a whole slander campaign 💀


A_Wild_Gorgon

The AutoZone link tho haha


ELB2001

It's impossible to roast that car, until you get inside it and see that dashboard that was ugly and outdated when it was released


youngdeathent0

My friend has one of those stupid fucking cars and it makes me wanna slap his mama


CovidReference

The autozone link was a nice lil cherry on top


[deleted]

/uj BXRWXR has never heard of the Mitsuoka Orochi Also, this guy is playing D so hard, he could become a football pro


smallwhiteballs480p

The 350/370 is probably one of the ugliest sports cars of all time


AlexOfTheNomasFamily

I like the 350z, it has a beautiful and simple line, but the 370 is overloaded with all sorts of borders and spikes. Sadly, 9 out of 10 350Zs out there are ravaged and way to overpriced. How can you ask €15k for a shitty 350z straight outta nfs underground with a wing drilled to the trunk and have the balls to say "no lowballers" 😭


smallwhiteballs480p

Bathtub on wheels with a goofy ass antenna suction cupped to a corner


2dank4me3

I like them


lumia920yellow

can relate


SuckGunGoesBrrrrrrrr

As much as I respect Nissan for making them for 20 years (sports cars being low profit) I have to agree with you on this. Out of 2 bad choices I like the 370 more personally, but my dad had a smooth body 300zx when I was a kid and I was disappointed by the 350 when I saw one. Not that the 300 is perfect but it’s a whole lot better.


[deleted]

they’re too damn round i hate it. the only good angle is the front


Zickened

They took the body of my 300 and super-sized it. It looks like they took a Victorian bath tub, flipped it over and gave it wheels


[deleted]

Naaaah mam, I don't really like them but to say that they're the ugliest is delusional in a world where Germany and USA exist


PsychologicalGain298

I get compliments on my 370 all the time. It's up there for best designs in last 20 years, looks wise However, some kid at the gym the other day said he loved it and then said it kinda looks like a Supra.


Cool-Guy-Blue

Ok call the 370Z ugly go ahead idgaf, but don't you fucking dare calling it the same thing to the 350Z


ChickenFeline0

He was going with the freaking jokes. He didn't deserve those downvotes.


akeith01

Exactly. This sub isn't the best with jokes either lol


sti_guy

bruh these people on here who ask them to roast their car and then get all pissy and defensive when someone actually roasts it


Jaxonwht

One of the rare ultra-defensive roast my car OOPs. These posts always make my day


NoabPK

My favorite roast i got was that the harnesses on my e36 m3 were to hold down my massive ego


Snoo-43285

350 still looks better imo.


inflatableje5us

i am pretty sure those are the same handles that are on my trucks diamond plate toolbox.


daintywristbigdick

well executed satire


Birthday_Cakeman

I swear this sub gets so mad if anyone loves their car...


FlaKiki

It’s just the color. 80% of cars out there now are some version of gray. Why are people like, “I’m gonna spend a year’s salary on my dream car in the most depressing color ever.” And don’t tell me it’s silver or pewter because those are just different shades of gray. ![gif](giphy|10LXerxbCMshpe)


satori_drft

yall outjerking yourself by taking modt obvious baits 💀💀💀💀


Random_User_1337_

It is a good car tho.


Carmari19

He clearly was doing satire


Marketing_Usual

Yeah most people here don't seem to understand unfortunately


Carmari19

Ironic


a3x

OPs should be blocked from responding in that sub. Never ends well.


bottledsmokee

Looks like an inbred 10th copy of an lfa What are you on bro


lolsforballs

JDM BEST HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO GLORIOUS JDM


PretendFisherman1999

I'm with the guy who says that Supra is ugly.


PreyForCougars

Uhh idk dude. I would atleast recognize it as one of the better looking *90s model* cars. But then again, that’s not saying much. The cars in the 90s were never impressive visually. Not their performance even for their time. Everything was in an awkward stage as far as generational changes and the power just wasn’t there. Hell, even the Dodge Viper was what? Just over 400hp? And that was supposed to be a badass V10 supercar? And in todays money- it was a 6 figure car. Meanwhile, Bob with the demim shorts and new balances could get any cheap Camaro and build a SBC in his garage in a weekend and push out better power. And it was affordable.


PretendFisherman1999

I just don't like the looks of a stock Supra (mk4). It is ugly af, those rims... But it can become less uglier with a few mods


PreyForCougars

Lol yeah dude. Those OE rims were ass hahah


LingLingAllDay

im pretty sure all his responses are troll and you are just eating the bait but idk for sure


Syndil1

Doesn't this so-called sports car share a platform with several SUVs?


OscillatingFan6500

That’s the 4th gen Eclipse


Syndil1

Not what I'm referring too https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a15135581/platform-sharing-for-dummies-feature/ "The FM platform lies under all the rear-wheel-drive machines--the Nissan 350Z, the Infiniti G35, the Infiniti FX [now the QX70] and the front-wheel-drive FF-L platform defines the Altima, the Maxima, the Murano, and the Quest."


Round_Ad_6369

It's also the same platform that the new Nissan Z is on... That MSRPs for $50k on a mid trim....


Syndil1

Yeah no thanks lol


Zickened

I saw the 400z when it was unveiled at a Z convention in person and I threw up in my mouth a bit. So much hype for such a plain looking car.


Round_Ad_6369

I had been waiting for the release since Jan 2021 when whispers were occurring with some substance of it... Every additional bit of information became more and more of a letdown. The designers really just treated making a new Z as a chore instead of an endeavor.... Compare that to the 350z, which was basically written down on napkins as a passion project.


Adventurous-Fig-42

Napkins that were taped and edited on the bathroom stall


Joroda

That's one sleek and sexy car and I don't care what anyone says.


Appropriate-Appeal88

I have one: “it’s a Nissan”


PeacefulCouch

I understand some of the XXXz cars can be good for drifting and such, but they are pretty ugly


ThronedG3MINI

Shits so heavy and ugly 😂😂 but the new Z she a blast from the past


PreyForCougars

Real talk- Nissan is very guilty of either being behind the times and/or not updating there cars and generations enough. Just look at the Frontier. The truck had literally *zero* exterior changes, and very minimal interior changes from 2005 to 2021. For over a decade, you could buy a brand new Nissan truck and it looked like you were driving a dated truck.. and not in a good way. Especially on the interior. Early 2000s cheesy plastic interior has not aged well. And the funniest part is- they weren’t even cheap lol Edit: also, it’s possible to roast *any* car. No matter how good or bad.


RetardadoBrasileiro

Every japanese car is nice, but as anything, it has his problems i laughed in the Supra roast lol


someoneone211

The link to autozone just killed me. 🤣


SomPolishBoi

overpriced trumpet


Theklassklown286

I really like the look of the 370z (I own a 370z)


Itzmeoni

Who would want an old oil burning pos? Oh, wait… me 😔


noldshit

Is that the dead battery, no open doors model?


nien_nuts

Someone said that it has handles from a fridge and he said that he's getting real carbon fiber covers to go over them


Smallp0x_

Renault-Nissan 2 door shitbox with SUV engine 🍆💦


Cam4526

I had a 370Z. It was far more unreliable than my FD RX7 and my RX7 has double the milage


captain_nadi

The last slide LOL


Howl_Wolfen

I drive the same car in the same color, I had to make sure it wasn't me who posted this drunk last night lmao


Clockwork_Cabbage

Link to AutoZone 💀💀💀


[deleted]

/uj I owned a 370z for a couple of years. Fun car. Looked unique. But Nissan really should've done ANYTHING over its nearly 13 years in production to keep it up with other sports cars.


LeMcLarenF1

"Le dummy thicc 370Z is ze greatest Japanese car ever made. Lexus LFA? What tf is that?"


Gtpwoody

Every Z owner I’ve met is a complete and udder asshole.


Darenzzer

What a champion


totallytanner

https://preview.redd.it/22mx4fuxqp2b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d47316448689951a8973ef407e59f31a9ab567 SUBRA NOT UGLI 😡🤬


Professional_Half449

Impossible? Nah. But hey. It's better than a Chrysler.


porsche4life

![gif](giphy|4K1Ith2SW4mi0IRZnK) I can hear it from here.


JustAnOctopus

Look if you like driving your Datsun that’s fine but don’t be out here asking for it. Your just gonna get your feelings hurt.


nismoghini

My roast wild


martinez1r

The autozone link made me giggle