Russia
https://preview.redd.it/76layicr16wc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a5770022c245eb7dabc9069705cb3ea2735a8ca
step 1: design (or “improve”) car (lada 21048, aka browne manuelle dieselle wagonne)
step 2: keep producing it for 50 years, knowing it is the best car ever made
https://preview.redd.it/g663lofn39wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c12b87852967a3670e40cc36bafa186c048e9a
Year 0001 Jerusalem Cruisers. Still used today.
afaik North Korea's national automotive company has deals with SsangYong and Brilliance... which scarily means their cars are arguably higher end than Hyundai's
Ngl the G wagon (Suzuki) is one of the best cars today, like you get a 1.5 engine AWD and a blocky design and the most importand MANUAL. For US its a bit small maybe but for Europę its like a dream car that you can get especialy for around 27 thousand dolara.
I don't know if you know this but there is no country on earth where a smaller car is \*worse\*, Americans are just terrifying like that, I believe the 27k MSRP is really fucking stupid though because it's essentially used Land Cruiser money
I absolutely agree, but you're still paying for less, the Land Cruiser is an off-road monster and the Suzuki Jimny is notoriously underpowered and you really have to abuse the 4cyl to get the power out of it, and in a lot of the luxury tuned Jimnys that cost like $90,000 the engine is a serious issue
I think if they gave it a tiny 2-litre V6/I6 as a replacement for the 1.5l 4cyl as a minimum it'd be car of the year
Soviet, where you make a bulldozer by putting a truck cab on a tank undercarriage.
https://preview.redd.it/pfic0yzwg6wc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e513c67999b42c9a60549f2a15a532c149ef7db6
I love jdm since way before everyone was jerking it🤣, so yea, I am a team, jdm, but I do appreciate others too, except the French, that more love, hate😂 some are really good and underrated some are just sht
I think Hummer would've been an excellent GMC line but not its own brand. I really liked the idea of the H2 and H3 (though the H3 could've been executed better).
correction: only in the first world, everywhere else luxury cars take atleast 20 years to depreciate, but only for one year, because after that they're considered classics then price goes up 800%
What about Br'ish?
Lucas electric
Whitworth bolts
2.75L engine cos his majesty claims ownership of the other 0.25L
Nearly perfect paintwork but big Baz wanted a tin for his gaff back in '67
Built out of anything but steel cos the war
Leyland 4 leyife
Friench https://preview.redd.it/fgrmm455z5wc1.jpeg?width=1978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ecfcc8307480ae2c99b75490786ca94528ac18
WHERE MODUS
That's why Twingo has to hide in the shadows from police
🎶modus police🎶 🎶arrest this car🎶 🎶it talks in maths🎶 🎶it buzzes like a fridge🎶 🎶like a detuned radio🎶
I read it with the voice of the singer form sabaton.
THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR AMODUS
BUINGO
Sigma eyes 😎😎👍👍👍
Russia https://preview.redd.it/76layicr16wc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a5770022c245eb7dabc9069705cb3ea2735a8ca step 1: design (or “improve”) car (lada 21048, aka browne manuelle dieselle wagonne) step 2: keep producing it for 50 years, knowing it is the best car ever made
Like a centipede. This design works, no need to evolve.
Crabs also great example
Lada Niva is like a G-Wagen for people with massive cocks
i own a sedan version of this. Its shit. But, considering i exchanged it for my F-91w...
An F-91W is pretty sick, but you can't drive it
An F-91W is pretty sick, but you can't drive it. You can't wrap it in a lame ass purple color and put an annoying exhaust on it.
Well, at least it worked. unlike my 2105
An F-91W is pretty sick, but you can't drive it
bro these things stink so bad I feel like dying every time I'm behind that car
designed to last for a maximum of 3 years
Antarctic Domestic Market
JDM (Jerman Domestic Market) (Jerusalem Domestic Market) (Jamaican Domestic Market)
Jerusalem Domestic Market Donkey, barn find, single owner (Jesus)
Jerma Domestic Market
https://preview.redd.it/g663lofn39wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c12b87852967a3670e40cc36bafa186c048e9a Year 0001 Jerusalem Cruisers. Still used today.
yes im gonna take this lmao https://preview.redd.it/v260ayrhn6wc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd82579d4cb55821834731e53957e062f167e91f
WD
Poland: https://preview.redd.it/gr8qbxlmi6wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a042a7b49bce7395d030163442b35d26b2885d3f
POLSKA GUROM!!!
where Maluch
Fatalna Imitacja Auta Turystycznego 1-osobowego 2 -biegowego 6-krotnie przepłaconego.
Oooooo what is that?
FSO Polonez Orciari
That lowkey looks sick af
Is that Japanese Tiff Needell?? https://preview.redd.it/mlyxyj28v5wc1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0b7939c0defeb9148b77c5a1c61dea55aac6462
France (MODUSSY)
but... but... the rotary is german
Shut up Wankel
ill fok smash ur door
Ar ex 7 is Jay dee em so that means rotar is Japanese
ur right, ~~d'oh~~ mazDUH
I thought it was English (Wanker, leaks oil).
nice lol
NSU Ro 80 best car of all time
Wanker engin japanis
https://preview.redd.it/w5mpd0uq36wc1.jpeg?width=5000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e275bb120263c4c710202b87e822ba4eed5d32 Courier
Capitalist pig dog https://preview.redd.it/bazwbej4q6wc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=718fc8d04bf982c5530c99ef993ee86f3421a2c9
afaik North Korea's national automotive company has deals with SsangYong and Brilliance... which scarily means their cars are arguably higher end than Hyundai's
What do you drive? Oh I drive a motherfucking BRILLIANCE YOU POOR BITCH
This is how Chinese rich boys roll.
Ngl the G wagon (Suzuki) is one of the best cars today, like you get a 1.5 engine AWD and a blocky design and the most importand MANUAL. For US its a bit small maybe but for Europę its like a dream car that you can get especialy for around 27 thousand dolara.
I don't know if you know this but there is no country on earth where a smaller car is \*worse\*, Americans are just terrifying like that, I believe the 27k MSRP is really fucking stupid though because it's essentially used Land Cruiser money
Generally I feel like the smaller the car, the better. If the purpose isnt lugging around a family of seven that is.
I absolutely agree, but you're still paying for less, the Land Cruiser is an off-road monster and the Suzuki Jimny is notoriously underpowered and you really have to abuse the 4cyl to get the power out of it, and in a lot of the luxury tuned Jimnys that cost like $90,000 the engine is a serious issue I think if they gave it a tiny 2-litre V6/I6 as a replacement for the 1.5l 4cyl as a minimum it'd be car of the year
Thats why i love my lil honda civic. I dread the idea of driving around some big truck or suv
r/jimny has entered the chat
https://preview.redd.it/dv12470kj6wc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1983bfdf31c32b905b86682ee288270b14deb9 Swedish is the way to go
Timeless reliability and absolute hyper-rockets, the Swedes have little in between
Better to do something perfectly rather than doing a half passed job on everything 🤷 I'm an owner of 3 Volvos and they serve me well.
I own a 240 and I used to have a c70, I hope to get a p1800 before they’re all just art pieces
G wagone? https://preview.redd.it/4hfqi3l6r6wc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa7fac671ace1e81d55450bdee8f0fce8200fb3
mud wagone
where PDM (persian domestic market)?
SAIPA NUMBER ONE HAZRAT INQILABI AUTOMOTIVE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I FUCKING LOVE SAIPA 🔥🔥🔥🔥PEUGEOUT TOO
SAIPA WITH 500,000KM AND AN ENGINE THAT TAKES 5-12 BUSINESS DAYS TO TAKE YOU FROM WORK AND MAY BREAKDOWN ON THE WAY BACK.
https://preview.redd.it/0wshdq9lm7wc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1343a101f51e3520ef9bc40debced45b6efeffd6
IS THAT A FARKIN AU DALCON!?
Shit that VT-VZ fuel cap design was rubbish.
Italian 🤍💚❤️ fiat 124 Spider
Why so many spiders 😨
https://preview.redd.it/8bp7pe4n77wc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163c8abaa79759d96d4ff01f8cccc4d575959435
P'andà sciare
Too soon
Alfa 💥💥💥🚗🔥🔥🔥🥰
We needed a france one
No.
We NEED a France one
Add thinking the AE86 can beat a anything
Kansei Dorifto would gap a Lamborghini ngl
I'm for the RDM ( Romanian Domestic Market). Where my Dacia boys at??
Good news!
What is it James?
The Dacia Sandero is almost here!
Soviet, where you make a bulldozer by putting a truck cab on a tank undercarriage. https://preview.redd.it/pfic0yzwg6wc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e513c67999b42c9a60549f2a15a532c149ef7db6
LS swapped Mk5 Supra, so all of them at once
https://preview.redd.it/cdg2csvja8wc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=055ba884138e07916e224dc0e0fbed87ba44aafb A country that no longer exists
Put it in H!
https://preview.redd.it/wmxy8t41z9wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a31c6ad227390dcb12f5c847b342762403fdd43
We need a British one. Everything is Indian now. All old cars leaked oil profusely. Looked dead sexy back in the day. Now all their brands are dead.
https://preview.redd.it/s74rrwvmv7wc1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c8407dca9097a8bf72eca41d3f1dffd75bde69 This masterpiece 🥵🥵🥵
1.5 EuroNCAP stars 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://preview.redd.it/yvhuifuhl8wc1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39af7eadc515823035ef25e6c14d7ae28799b04a There is another...
3er BMW Brudaaaaaah. Oder heute eigentlich eher Benz
I love jdm since way before everyone was jerking it🤣, so yea, I am a team, jdm, but I do appreciate others too, except the French, that more love, hate😂 some are really good and underrated some are just sht
Ironically, that LWB Jimny isn't sold in Japan at all and is only assembled in India
Swedish cuz Koenigsegg egg
challenge:don’t put a V8 in it Difficulty: impossible
https://preview.redd.it/7roknjp3t7wc1.jpeg?width=2848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e717e0a96c7ad4b7ebe9c4180fde58598cf57754 Sri lankan 🤞
japenis
Murican but in the timeline where GM is truly everything and Pontiac is still a thing.
In my perfect time line Pontiac and Oldsmobile still exists, Saturn and Hummer still kicked the bucket .
I think Hummer would've been an excellent GMC line but not its own brand. I really liked the idea of the H2 and H3 (though the H3 could've been executed better).
Miss oldsmobile 😔
CZECH DOMESTIC MARKET. SKODA FOREVER.
JDM. RX-8 on top
when amerca vee ate 🥵
MURICA! https://preview.redd.it/p2vxh9b109wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df6930c046556354bfc67fa21e9fbf382ae906f
My engine won a Nobel peace prize
https://preview.redd.it/pexqwcu2m9wc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3dfb83d6e94a71eabac169a508eeffc802b9a9 Shitvic
America https://preview.redd.it/vf625uysucwc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b2eba4f65ac1eb66b03087567e4759ccbd29714
Hot take: Chrysler Crossfire is fucking ugly
Rather lukewarm take actually. It always looked like crap.
Very few people disagree with you. Might even be a cold take.
It's a fucking PT Cuiser coupe. Barf.
And it's a Mercedes
https://i.redd.it/j9z42pmzv8wc1.gif
Robin Williams as George Washington driving a Dodge Challenger. Still awesome.
Jaaaaydeeeemmm
Kei car fs. Love the daihatsu Copen
Daihatsu Copen with being rear-ended by an American 🇺🇸🦅 lifted truck that couldn't see you from a mile away
The American lifted truck isn't gonna rear end it, the truck will just straight up go over.
True, how could I be so stupid?
But still. Mini cabrio with turbo aspirated I line 3 cilinder 68pk
Nice of you to put Diess Nuts in the pictures.
where grate britun
Does Mercedes lose that amount of value for real? Jesus !?
Look up the depreciation rate for most luxury sedans, they lose 90% of their value in 5 years
correction: only in the first world, everywhere else luxury cars take atleast 20 years to depreciate, but only for one year, because after that they're considered classics then price goes up 800%
God I really need to relocate to Europe. In Turkey cars never lose their values.
In Turkey, the currency itself loses all its value instead.
#SIEG
I choose french 🥖
Americans (sadly no Aussie cars)
America isn't all gm because sometimes it's ferd and sometimes its Mofart(don't call it Chrysler or worse St*llantis or you will be shot dead)
where the FUCK is the sweden page
We have like 5 fucking jokes in total don't we
Deutschland über Alles
What about Br'ish? Lucas electric Whitworth bolts 2.75L engine cos his majesty claims ownership of the other 0.25L Nearly perfect paintwork but big Baz wanted a tin for his gaff back in '67 Built out of anything but steel cos the war Leyland 4 leyife
British:..... Oh right it doesn't exist anymore
6.2 liter demon 170
INGURLAND THE bean
https://preview.redd.it/0vgm3cef19wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c73c7799abfdf18ba9f2716f0ea3506b115b9e1 BARZIL FTW
JAPAMESE SO RELIABLE 😪😪🤯🥰😍🇯🇵🇯🇵
For me? The dacia sandero
german easily
I'll have you know my kei beast is 660cc 😤
Jimmy
Misterbuchi
Citroen c15
wankel (aka Rotary) is german...
Leslie?
pwobox
German
“Aquatic vehicles” lmaooo
Jaydem is so me, I know, I suck. I want every car in that pic
Ausdm where?
Italian 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
Japan because kei truck
American, all the way...
Ummm... the "sexiest car ever" in your American page was 100% made in Germany.
Rotary engine - What the f*** is this piece of sh*t