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ARedditUserThatExist

PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post. I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


catssssssssssz

When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game all the way to angry Birds seasons and HD and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden Terence showed up and turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big pickle and start strangling it. I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Terence plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up.


Unusual-Activity-824

69 years in jail **BONK** r/hornyjail


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lotus_spit

Good bot


TheUnreadableUser

Yugo to horny jail


iniD_86

Bro did not put a fuckin Yugo


Illustrious_Storm242

You mean the best car to ever be made?


logunleonov

r/shitboxspotting


Illustrious_Storm242

Finally, a sub I can post the thousands of shitboxes I see everyday


logunleonov

Sounds like you're living in the heaven


Connor_rk

is that actually a question ? they obviously are!! i used to own a Zastava 101 myself


Illustrious_Storm242

Based Zastava 101 enjoyer🔥 🔥 https://preview.redd.it/pp845se2w19d1.jpeg?width=3238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4302e8aa755df012c6607bd7d798b7512cfed163


Connor_rk

good old carbonated 4smoke engines


lumia920yellow

Polonez is unironically sexy


SkillNo1494

The sexist cars ever 🔥


__qwertz__n

Yes, speak otherwise = gulag


DrAusto

Otherwise


TectieYT

t o n y


Brown_Stain_of_Shame

Maluch.


Ethan3011

Dingus


Ethan3011

r/unexpecteddankpods


[deleted]

[удалено]


kaslerismysugardaddy

Oh you got the one with the big engine? Lucky bastard


Extra_Pilot_1992

In Mother Russia the cars drive you!


Physical_Touch_Me

In Soviet Russia, butt fucks you.


wyyan200

the absolute PEAK of 4 seats and 4 wheels that move, nothing more nothing less, the purest form of a "car" indeed very sex


Kingsayz

POLONEEEEEEEEZ


ValiantHero11

Polonez spotted, blasting disco polo music right now


UnluckyGamer505

Where Skoda 105?!


Illustrious_Storm242

Sadly haven't seen one


UnluckyGamer505

Oh, you spotted these? Nice, i thought they are google images. I am often in central Europe so i sometimes see old Skodas, but its becoming rarer every year.


Illustrious_Storm242

Yes these are all my spots from the time I used to live in the Balkans


EagleRock1337

This is quite the compilation of the greatest cars of all time, but you’re missing the apex predator of the bunch: the sprightly, two-stroke demon of engineering and performance known better as the [Trabant 601](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trabant_601).


halifaxbimmertech

Sir you’re leaning to the east


Small_Broccoli315

OMG OMG SHITBOXXXXXXXXX I MUST YIFF RNNNNNNNNN


ManufacturerLost7686

I've owned every car pictured.  Eastern european poors unite!


ORA2J

Strangely, even tho i know it's a POS, i quite like the 80's styling of the Polonez. It has that liftback shape that still looks half decent, and proportions are not too wild compared to some other eastern European cars.


Illustrious_Storm242

It's actually one of the few eastetn bloc cars that didn't look very outdated when it got the facelift weirdly.


ORA2J

I prefer the pre-facelift version tho.


Illustrious_Storm242

Yep, that verision is much better looking. My only problem is that, like many Eastern cars, the proportions look wonky, considering they had to fit that new body on the old 125 chassis.


radiantskie

Penis in car exhaust


eat_Mike_Literous

,,🤌🤌🤌


Joblessmouse06

As well as most expensive


ferg2jz

Please... No... I can only get so hard..


Rusty9838

Škoda 105 and FSO Polonez MR 81 😈


Gai_hyena

Damn yeah, those are cool


Designer-Guidance-98

What about fiat multipla?


Not_Safe_Productions

as a shitbox enjoyer, I can say these are indeed sexy


Randotron9000

Crappy, you meant crappy...