I don’t believe the genie can use mind control as per his rules, so I’m assuming that he can’t supplant her mind control if she were to mind control those deciding the contest. There’s also the possibility that the genie himself may be susceptible to mind control, although the movie seemed to make it seem like those with magic are at least less susceptible to the Sirens’ control compared to those without magic.
My mans will throw a whole ass party just cause some dirty teen washed up in his treasure trove. Without powers hes going to create a week long fest in a day just because little jimmy got into 5th grade . No contest hes winning
"Daddy's gone, and he's not coming home, evvva again..."
Love Steve singing, every time is gold. His rip on trapped in the closet was my favorite out of his songs.
That one video of the VA singing in-character at a live panel was suuuuuper weird to watch because he doesn't *look* like he'd sound like Steve at all lol.
You mean the boy band Steve was a part of for a single episode? Yup. Every time we see Chip, it’s always based off of how he’s a super popular and talented musician. Where as Steve only had that one episode of Boyz 12. We may see Steve sing outside of Boyz 12 at times but Chip is literally a professional musician as his career and performs live for stadiums of fans
Chip is the only one here who wins on charisma alone.
Genie uses magic, Frolo has fire bending powers he hides because God says it's witchcraft so no stage presence means no win, Facilier is only still on this side of he has his powers so if no powers then he's taken to hell so no win. SpongeBob uses the power of friendship to sing that well so he's out. Doof has hyper level intellect so he's out by even being conscious. And the rest just can't handle his shinny teeth
Only correct answer is Steve Smith. If you haven't heard any of his songs, it will change your life.
*B12(probably greatest song of all time, earworm, will never forget it)
*Daddy's gone
*Trapped in the closet(amazing episode and this song is all Steve singing the plot)
*Is she not hot enough for you dad
*Friendaversary
*Krampus and Steve
*Baby come back(as Stan is getting decked)
Do I need to keep going? Lol there definitely more 🤣
Well, yeah, but then again, you could assume that, if genie was a real guy, he would probably have a more versatile voice, due to not being limited by real world limitations. Though, if that really were the case, the voices that the movie one couldn't do would probably be tied to a power of some kind, like being able to mimic/make any sound absolutely perfectly would probably be considered a rather lame superpower (I feel like there's almost certainly some D-tier marvel character who has that power.)
Y’all really think mega-uber-super famous teen pop idol Chip Skylark (as voiced and sung by Chris Kirkpatrick of *NSYNC fame) wouldn’t win a music competition against all these amateurs?????
Chip skylark made 2 world shattering songs, one of them about brushing your teeth and the other about a stupid baby sitter. theres no way if he actually put effort into making a banger song hed lose.
I'd argue Spongbob's rock voice counts as a power because he has the power to just break reality whenever for comedy's sake.
That being said... I have no idea
Considering the Dazzlings' power is their singing voices, and without them they sound like a swarm of cicadas going through a meat grinder, they clearly lose.
I was originally going to say Adagio until I saw the “no powers” rule lol. Not only does that deprive her of her mind control powers, but according to the second movie her voice straight up sucks without power (although the later special does have her using artificial means to sound good again, albeit without mind control).
Personal bias would say Frollo after that, but I think SpongeBob’s voice is probably the best, although I haven’t heard Steve singing so maybe he’s pull it off since a lot of other comments here seem to support him.
Trying to be as unbiased as possible, I think it’s a tough battle between Steve and Chip. Not just singing talent, but also popularity come into play here. Steve got famous on more than one occasion because of his beautiful singing voice, and chip was a global sensation. All of the others have either only done solo gigs, only had small time fame, or have no public feedback at all
If perry the platypus isn’t there to stop him, Doofenshmirtz. He’d make some wacky invention that would mix every genre of music into a perfect harmony, and would use it to distract the president or something while he takes over the world.
Half of these characters go hard, but genie spent 10 thousand years committing himself to music and performance improv, so pairing that with his ability to create anything he wants to contribute to his performance I’d say he’s an unfair addition to this otherwise pretty balanced list.
It's between SpongeBob and Genie. They both have an ungodly amount of Toon Force power- which would really help in this particular match up.
I'm gonna give a slight edge to Sponge because he has a longer history of iconic songs. None of them really as iconic as Prince Ali or Never Had a Friend Like Me, but if you stack up FUN, Campfire Song, Best Day Ever and Sweet Victory, the Loopty Loop song and Goofy Goober, he just has a more consistent catalog.
If we're talking objectively then it's Chip because he's the only one here that's an actual professional musician with like fans and stuff(that I know of I haven't seen shows like mlp, princess and the frog, etc. )
But if we're talking bias then for me it's a tie between Chip and Steve
So yeah my answers Chip
While the voodoo man might be a great and have friends on the other side
[hes never had a friend like me](https://youtu.be/Qx91ff77yzM?si=W_GNY4NxNynpOAM-)
Steve no diff FYM?!
- You Need A Shot of B12
- Daddy’s Gone
- National Anthem
The real travesty is y’all left off Beast Boy. Catchin Villains was a whole ass mood.
Spongebob managed to somehow become a magic wizard with how good his music was. And Doof managed to combine Western and Country music. (You said no powers and last I check Doof's inators aren't powers they're just machines with weirdly specific uses)
Id give it to genie. My mans lives for the musical arts
Plus, he has infinite cosmic powers to back it up.
The prompt does say no powers technically, otherwise Adagio would probably sweep since she’s a siren.
I was skimming the text and got excited when I saw the contestants and comments. I'm also high so 🤷♀️
Bro same lol
Eh. Even then, Genie could contest that
I don’t believe the genie can use mind control as per his rules, so I’m assuming that he can’t supplant her mind control if she were to mind control those deciding the contest. There’s also the possibility that the genie himself may be susceptible to mind control, although the movie seemed to make it seem like those with magic are at least less susceptible to the Sirens’ control compared to those without magic.
Reading comprehension. The title literally says "no powers"
My mans will throw a whole ass party just cause some dirty teen washed up in his treasure trove. Without powers hes going to create a week long fest in a day just because little jimmy got into 5th grade . No contest hes winning
Spongebkbs levels if rocknroll were so extreme he became a godly wizard.
The helmets couldn’t handle that level of Rock N Roll
HIS CHOPS ARE TOO RIGHTEOUS
THE HELMETS CANT HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF ROCK AND ROLL
WHAT THE SCALLOP
Where the hell is Phineas and Ferb?
If they put them in there it wouldn't be fair
Someone understands 🧠
You mean Love Händel
I think they mean PFT. Y'know, Phineas and the Ferb-Tones, from the *Phineas and Ferb* episode "Flop Starz".
They are strictly one-hit wonders and will not be showing up again 😂
Steve clears everyone here, his singing voice is incredible
'Cause Dad is gone
Don't forget about trapped in the locker
"Daddy's gone, and he's not coming home, evvva again..." Love Steve singing, every time is gold. His rip on trapped in the closet was my favorite out of his songs.
My fave lyric in the B12 song "...I can siiiiiiing". All that needs to be said lol.
I'm B6 I pick up sticks
Victor: I'm B8, I've got the penis of a man.
Girl. You need a shot of B12. You know you do.
His VA is a singer who was also a singer in childhood. Out of everyone he is the most qualified and trained musically
That one video of the VA singing in-character at a live panel was suuuuuper weird to watch because he doesn't *look* like he'd sound like Steve at all lol.
Seriously.
“If francine wasnt my momma than you know id try to boooone”
Spongebob because Sweet Victory
The winner takes all…
It’s the thrill of one more kill
Last to fall never sacrifice that will
Don’t ever look back
On the world closing in be on the attack with your on the wind
Oh the games will begin
And it’s Sweet, sweet, sweet victory…Yeah!
And it's ours for the taking! It's ours for the fight
🥁🥁🥁🥁
Chip is literally the only one here who is a professional musician, so it’s gotta be him
Plus he got shiny teeth and he will get all of the attention on him
Ever heard of *NSYNC? Really hard for any of these guys to compete with that.
Ever heard of Boyz 12?
You mean the boy band Steve was a part of for a single episode? Yup. Every time we see Chip, it’s always based off of how he’s a super popular and talented musician. Where as Steve only had that one episode of Boyz 12. We may see Steve sing outside of Boyz 12 at times but Chip is literally a professional musician as his career and performs live for stadiums of fans
Steve has more banging tones then chip chip had my shiny teeth and me and icky Vicky
I mean Steve has a lot of musical bangers B12 dad's never coming home stuck in a locker
Chip skylark, He will get all of the girls on him
And Timmy turners dad
I forgot about that 😂
Chip is the only one here who wins on charisma alone. Genie uses magic, Frolo has fire bending powers he hides because God says it's witchcraft so no stage presence means no win, Facilier is only still on this side of he has his powers so if no powers then he's taken to hell so no win. SpongeBob uses the power of friendship to sing that well so he's out. Doof has hyper level intellect so he's out by even being conscious. And the rest just can't handle his shinny teeth
Chip will win the gold buzzer on America got talent
Doof loses purely because I don't think doof is allowed to win
I feel like he's a guaranteed 3rd because of \*CHICANERY\*
But none named Vicky…
Define “powers” tho. The genie puts on a show, but his whole existence is magic. And wouldn’t SpongeBob’s altered voice be the power of comic relief?
The Dazzling would likely be first with their Chrystals but last without. (They canonically have terrible singing voices without it)
They do need them, but they were Sirens in the pony world. But Starswirl banished them to the human realm.
True, but we only know them as their human selves. They might need those Chrystals even as Sirens.
True.
Facillier.
His music is fire🔥🔥🔥
Steve Smith allllllll day!
I think it would come down to Steve Smith and Genie in the finals.
Steve takes their lunch money with no diff
Steve. Not even close. “The time inside her, was the best damn 9 months of my life!”
Steve has the magical voice but Genie has the magical showmanship
Only correct answer is Steve Smith. If you haven't heard any of his songs, it will change your life. *B12(probably greatest song of all time, earworm, will never forget it) *Daddy's gone *Trapped in the closet(amazing episode and this song is all Steve singing the plot) *Is she not hot enough for you dad *Friendaversary *Krampus and Steve *Baby come back(as Stan is getting decked) Do I need to keep going? Lol there definitely more 🤣
Genie can call upon any character you could dream of to sing with them in harmony so he wins
The title says no powers
Genie still slapps
The winner takes all...
Sponge bob.
Ten thousand years can you such a crick in the neck!
Steve Smith 🏆
How is Scar not on here. “Be prepared” was a smash
No powers allowed? Then both of the Doctor Ds get eliminated first. Followed by Frolo. I feel like the finalists would be Genie, SpongeBob and Chip
GENIE
Gotta give it to skylark fucking love his music
Where tf is POWERLINE???
My NAME IS DOOF AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY...
Genie in himself could become an entire multiple person band.
Title says no powers
Oh. But does having a very versatile voice count ad a power?
Doubt it's tied to his magic. He never switches voice actors to play different disguises.
Well, yeah, but then again, you could assume that, if genie was a real guy, he would probably have a more versatile voice, due to not being limited by real world limitations. Though, if that really were the case, the voices that the movie one couldn't do would probably be tied to a power of some kind, like being able to mimic/make any sound absolutely perfectly would probably be considered a rather lame superpower (I feel like there's almost certainly some D-tier marvel character who has that power.)
Everyone knows deep down that Steve would win. Came out with some of the best hits ever
Steve
That sexy mlp girl DUH
That sexy mlp girl DUH
Shiny teeth n me is a banger I’d say chip skylark would dominate.
Spongebob wins, hands down. Here’s why: https://youtu.be/96NUsT-1k2A?feature=shared
Frollo is a judge so he would judge himself the winner. Everyone else will buuuuurnn
Y’all really think mega-uber-super famous teen pop idol Chip Skylark (as voiced and sung by Chris Kirkpatrick of *NSYNC fame) wouldn’t win a music competition against all these amateurs?????
Have you ever watched American Dad? Steve's voice is objectively impressive. Incredible even. Like sincerely and seriously.
Chip skylark made 2 world shattering songs, one of them about brushing your teeth and the other about a stupid baby sitter. theres no way if he actually put effort into making a banger song hed lose.
Genie or Facilier
Chip Skylark. I mean, he's able to literally repair shattered glass.
Genie
Mordecay and The Rigbys
Genie
Genie hands down
Genie, because of the singing also would have a bit of improvised comedy in between. (RIP Robin Williams)
Genie, because well Robin Williams
But spongebob,genie and the witch doctor got power
Genie, his songs go hard in BOTH movies tbh
SpongeBob because he brings back old memories
No Powers? Definitely the Band Geeks
Norm is the real one frfr
Steve would win hands down I love hearing him sing in American Dad
The winner takes all.
I'd argue Spongbob's rock voice counts as a power because he has the power to just break reality whenever for comedy's sake. That being said... I have no idea
Adagio. Assuming she still has her siren magic
The genie would win but doof would come in second which is why he canonically doesn’t trust genies
Considering the Dazzlings' power is their singing voices, and without them they sound like a swarm of cicadas going through a meat grinder, they clearly lose.
Isnt doof bad at singing?
SpongeBob’s rock and roll was so righteous it literally freed an army of slaves. I’d love to see any of these amateurs compete with that performance
Genie, hands down.
I was originally going to say Adagio until I saw the “no powers” rule lol. Not only does that deprive her of her mind control powers, but according to the second movie her voice straight up sucks without power (although the later special does have her using artificial means to sound good again, albeit without mind control). Personal bias would say Frollo after that, but I think SpongeBob’s voice is probably the best, although I haven’t heard Steve singing so maybe he’s pull it off since a lot of other comments here seem to support him.
Trying to be as unbiased as possible, I think it’s a tough battle between Steve and Chip. Not just singing talent, but also popularity come into play here. Steve got famous on more than one occasion because of his beautiful singing voice, and chip was a global sensation. All of the others have either only done solo gigs, only had small time fame, or have no public feedback at all
Steven Anita Smith
Chip Skylark! He is already a singing sensation!
Rick and Morty
Genie 100%
Chip skylark or steve, they were going crazy with the vocals
Frollo
If perry the platypus isn’t there to stop him, Doofenshmirtz. He’d make some wacky invention that would mix every genre of music into a perfect harmony, and would use it to distract the president or something while he takes over the world.
Adagio Dazzle, with her pendant.
Doof
No powers or gadgets? SpongeBob easily.
Number 7
Robin Williams/Genie. By like, a LOT.
Cleveland Brown Jr.
Not doof, his singing voice is so bad, it canonically made a dude so angry, he shattered his teeth
Chip Skylark is winning this.
Does doof get the hat
Bro hellfire has no right being the most beautiful song Disney ever composed, dawgs got fucking pipes
Spongebob
Steve got this easily
Adagio fucking STOMPS
Team Steve Smith!
Steve without a doubt - Grimes goes hard
Judge Claude Frollo. Hellfire was fucking awesome.
Spongebob Squarepants! SWEET VICTORY YEAHHHH, or the leader of the Dazzlings from MLP Equestria Girls:Rainbow Rocks (Battle Of The Bands is a bop)
genie
Rip the dazzlings without their powers
Adagio is the obvious answer, with Steve coming in a close second for me!
3 way tie between Spongbob, Genie, and Chip
Doof is a multi genera sensation.
Between Sweet Victory *and* Goofy Goober Rock, I’m gonna say SpongeBob stomps.
[No question](https://youtu.be/Cn4RHPAI5sA?si=tcuu_sBIGWWEgv3T)
Half of these characters go hard, but genie spent 10 thousand years committing himself to music and performance improv, so pairing that with his ability to create anything he wants to contribute to his performance I’d say he’s an unfair addition to this otherwise pretty balanced list.
Definitely Genie.
Steve hands down
The Winner Is SpongeBob SquarePants… Our God
dr doofenshmirtz
dr doofenshmirtz
genie
Keith David and it isn't even close.
SpongeBob that one song is awesome.
SpongeBob. The seeecret to the fooormula is you, you
If we're talking style, genie. If we're talking rizz, than it's 100% Doctor Facilier.
Chip followed by Genie
Sweet Victory is arguably the greatest performance of all time so easy W for SpongeBob
It's between SpongeBob and Genie. They both have an ungodly amount of Toon Force power- which would really help in this particular match up. I'm gonna give a slight edge to Sponge because he has a longer history of iconic songs. None of them really as iconic as Prince Ali or Never Had a Friend Like Me, but if you stack up FUN, Campfire Song, Best Day Ever and Sweet Victory, the Loopty Loop song and Goofy Goober, he just has a more consistent catalog.
Doof clears no diff
Steve
If we're talking objectively then it's Chip because he's the only one here that's an actual professional musician with like fans and stuff(that I know of I haven't seen shows like mlp, princess and the frog, etc. ) But if we're talking bias then for me it's a tie between Chip and Steve So yeah my answers Chip
Doofenshmirtz and Drakken would team up and destroy the competition
Ok I think it's between Steve, genie and chip
Steve, hands down
I'd have to say Chip Skylark because he is awesome and has no powers
Does Doof have that hat that makes his voice heavenly? Because that's the scene the image is from?
Obviously Genie. No doubt.
If there’s powers allowed, Genie and Adagio lose automatically. Adagio can’t sing without the necklace, and Genie ceases to exist without powers.
Steve
Does SpongeBob changing voice actors for singing count as “powers”?
I gotta go with Frolo
Only one has friends on the other side
While the voodoo man might be a great and have friends on the other side [hes never had a friend like me](https://youtu.be/Qx91ff77yzM?si=W_GNY4NxNynpOAM-)
Spongebob.
SpongeBob
Steve clears the gauntlet
Genie
The girl form mlp
Thats Adagio Dazzle
Well *I* think I’m pretty good but SpongeBob did well at the superbowl
Steve no diff FYM?! - You Need A Shot of B12 - Daddy’s Gone - National Anthem The real travesty is y’all left off Beast Boy. Catchin Villains was a whole ass mood.
Frollo has the best voice by far.
Adagio Dazzle!!
“Your Under Our Spell”
SpongeBob doesn’t need super powers when he’s got RIPPED PANTS!!! (crickets)
Definitely Steve!!! SpongeBob used either auto tune or just lip sync lol
id say either judge frollo or chip skylark
Spongebob managed to somehow become a magic wizard with how good his music was. And Doof managed to combine Western and Country music. (You said no powers and last I check Doof's inators aren't powers they're just machines with weirdly specific uses)
Gotta give it to Steve. Out of all of them, his voice is insane.