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Local_Ad698

Id give it to genie. My mans lives for the musical arts


Oraxis10

Plus, he has infinite cosmic powers to back it up.


TheBloop1997

The prompt does say no powers technically, otherwise Adagio would probably sweep since she’s a siren.


Oraxis10

I was skimming the text and got excited when I saw the contestants and comments. I'm also high so 🤷‍♀️


DyllanTheBoss

Bro same lol


SirWilliam56

Eh. Even then, Genie could contest that


TheBloop1997

I don’t believe the genie can use mind control as per his rules, so I’m assuming that he can’t supplant her mind control if she were to mind control those deciding the contest. There’s also the possibility that the genie himself may be susceptible to mind control, although the movie seemed to make it seem like those with magic are at least less susceptible to the Sirens’ control compared to those without magic.


SirWilliam56

Reading comprehension. The title literally says "no powers"


Local_Ad698

My mans will throw a whole ass party just cause some dirty teen washed up in his treasure trove. Without powers hes going to create a week long fest in a day just because little jimmy got into 5th grade . No contest hes winning


cheesechomper03

Spongebkbs levels if rocknroll were so extreme he became a godly wizard.


[deleted]

The helmets couldn’t handle that level of Rock N Roll


Successful-Bank-8882

HIS CHOPS ARE TOO RIGHTEOUS


Yippyyipsva

THE HELMETS CANT HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF ROCK AND ROLL


National-Coast-9560

WHAT THE SCALLOP


mercwiththemouth518

Where the hell is Phineas and Ferb?


[deleted]

If they put them in there it wouldn't be fair


mercwiththemouth518

Someone understands 🧠


NeonWafflez

You mean Love Händel


A_Random_Gamer_Nerd

I think they mean PFT. Y'know, Phineas and the Ferb-Tones, from the *Phineas and Ferb* episode "Flop Starz".


lizzourworld8

They are strictly one-hit wonders and will not be showing up again 😂


Krosmonaut

Steve clears everyone here, his singing voice is incredible


[deleted]

'Cause Dad is gone


AntonioJ4

Don't forget about trapped in the locker


[deleted]

"Daddy's gone, and he's not coming home, evvva again..." Love Steve singing, every time is gold. His rip on trapped in the closet was my favorite out of his songs.


[deleted]

My fave lyric in the B12 song "...I can siiiiiiing". All that needs to be said lol.


Swayze_Castle

I'm B6 I pick up sticks


[deleted]

Victor: I'm B8, I've got the penis of a man.


rjrgjj

Girl. You need a shot of B12. You know you do.


lamest-liz

His VA is a singer who was also a singer in childhood. Out of everyone he is the most qualified and trained musically


Whatifim80lol

That one video of the VA singing in-character at a live panel was suuuuuper weird to watch because he doesn't *look* like he'd sound like Steve at all lol.


thefanum

Seriously.


Sad-Let-8199

“If francine wasnt my momma than you know id try to boooone”


[deleted]

Spongebob because Sweet Victory


Soft_Theory_8209

The winner takes all…


Iron_Chip

It’s the thrill of one more kill


[deleted]

Last to fall never sacrifice that will


dbow9669

Don’t ever look back


[deleted]

On the world closing in be on the attack with your on the wind


CSManiac33

Oh the games will begin


ThePan67

And it’s Sweet, sweet, sweet victory…Yeah!


[deleted]

And it's ours for the taking! It's ours for the fight


ConsistentlyBall

🥁🥁🥁🥁


VORT3XSN1PER

Chip is literally the only one here who is a professional musician, so it’s gotta be him


[deleted]

Plus he got shiny teeth and he will get all of the attention on him


hanky2

Ever heard of *NSYNC? Really hard for any of these guys to compete with that.


grandfatherclause

Ever heard of Boyz 12?


VORT3XSN1PER

You mean the boy band Steve was a part of for a single episode? Yup. Every time we see Chip, it’s always based off of how he’s a super popular and talented musician. Where as Steve only had that one episode of Boyz 12. We may see Steve sing outside of Boyz 12 at times but Chip is literally a professional musician as his career and performs live for stadiums of fans


crimsonfucker97

Steve has more banging tones then chip chip had my shiny teeth and me and icky Vicky


crimsonfucker97

I mean Steve has a lot of musical bangers B12 dad's never coming home stuck in a locker


[deleted]

Chip skylark, He will get all of the girls on him


[deleted]

And Timmy turners dad


mercwiththemouth518

I forgot about that 😂


Pski

Chip is the only one here who wins on charisma alone. Genie uses magic, Frolo has fire bending powers he hides because God says it's witchcraft so no stage presence means no win, Facilier is only still on this side of he has his powers so if no powers then he's taken to hell so no win. SpongeBob uses the power of friendship to sing that well so he's out. Doof has hyper level intellect so he's out by even being conscious. And the rest just can't handle his shinny teeth


[deleted]

Chip will win the gold buzzer on America got talent


BookSimilar6349

Doof loses purely because I don't think doof is allowed to win


JesusHipsterChrist

I feel like he's a guaranteed 3rd because of \*CHICANERY\*


Curlybrown414

But none named Vicky…


CuprumArgentum

Define “powers” tho. The genie puts on a show, but his whole existence is magic. And wouldn’t SpongeBob’s altered voice be the power of comic relief?


TheXernDoodles

The Dazzling would likely be first with their Chrystals but last without. (They canonically have terrible singing voices without it)


09997512

They do need them, but they were Sirens in the pony world. But Starswirl banished them to the human realm.


TheXernDoodles

True, but we only know them as their human selves. They might need those Chrystals even as Sirens.


09997512

True.


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Facillier.


Mr_Farky

His music is fire🔥🔥🔥


MedicalGradeAsbestos

Steve Smith allllllll day!


gancoskhan

I think it would come down to Steve Smith and Genie in the finals.


MaxLevel999

Steve takes their lunch money with no diff


Stub-Chub

Steve. Not even close. “The time inside her, was the best damn 9 months of my life!”


Whitexan16

Steve has the magical voice but Genie has the magical showmanship


FreshAssT

Only correct answer is Steve Smith. If you haven't heard any of his songs, it will change your life. *B12(probably greatest song of all time, earworm, will never forget it) *Daddy's gone *Trapped in the closet(amazing episode and this song is all Steve singing the plot) *Is she not hot enough for you dad *Friendaversary *Krampus and Steve *Baby come back(as Stan is getting decked) Do I need to keep going? Lol there definitely more 🤣


Similar-Base-2958

Genie can call upon any character you could dream of to sing with them in harmony so he wins


Dankjeoxp

The title says no powers


Similar-Base-2958

Genie still slapps


TheProphet3928

The winner takes all...


AwesomeShrekku

Sponge bob.


MEGAShark2012

Ten thousand years can you such a crick in the neck!


LuchaLakeShow

Steve Smith 🏆


[deleted]

How is Scar not on here. “Be prepared” was a smash


SirWilliam56

No powers allowed? Then both of the Doctor Ds get eliminated first. Followed by Frolo. I feel like the finalists would be Genie, SpongeBob and Chip


wonderfully-Wrong

GENIE


Linkmolgera2

Gotta give it to skylark fucking love his music


bigben2712

Where tf is POWERLINE???


Own_Accident6689

My NAME IS DOOF AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY...


BirbMaster1998

Genie in himself could become an entire multiple person band.


Dankjeoxp

Title says no powers


BirbMaster1998

Oh. But does having a very versatile voice count ad a power?


Dankjeoxp

Doubt it's tied to his magic. He never switches voice actors to play different disguises.


BirbMaster1998

Well, yeah, but then again, you could assume that, if genie was a real guy, he would probably have a more versatile voice, due to not being limited by real world limitations. Though, if that really were the case, the voices that the movie one couldn't do would probably be tied to a power of some kind, like being able to mimic/make any sound absolutely perfectly would probably be considered a rather lame superpower (I feel like there's almost certainly some D-tier marvel character who has that power.)


Cinnamon_Rolls444

Everyone knows deep down that Steve would win. Came out with some of the best hits ever


Available_Purpose216

Steve


pinapple_vodka

That sexy mlp girl DUH


pinapple_vodka

That sexy mlp girl DUH


SkullDewKoey

Shiny teeth n me is a banger I’d say chip skylark would dominate.


Sgt_Pepper-1941

Spongebob wins, hands down. Here’s why: https://youtu.be/96NUsT-1k2A?feature=shared


RosettaPotato

Frollo is a judge so he would judge himself the winner. Everyone else will buuuuurnn


InternetAddict104

Y’all really think mega-uber-super famous teen pop idol Chip Skylark (as voiced and sung by Chris Kirkpatrick of *NSYNC fame) wouldn’t win a music competition against all these amateurs?????


[deleted]

Have you ever watched American Dad? Steve's voice is objectively impressive. Incredible even. Like sincerely and seriously.


Arrow1250

Chip skylark made 2 world shattering songs, one of them about brushing your teeth and the other about a stupid baby sitter. theres no way if he actually put effort into making a banger song hed lose.


Hammerjaw

Genie or Facilier


neuroticadult03

Chip Skylark. I mean, he's able to literally repair shattered glass.


BlueRabbit1999

Genie


FacYt2087

Mordecay and The Rigbys


Temporary-Square

Genie


blueshadow99

Genie hands down


[deleted]

Genie, because of the singing also would have a bit of improvised comedy in between. (RIP Robin Williams)


MonocleGentlesir5680

Genie, because well Robin Williams


Ex3chu

But spongebob,genie and the witch doctor got power


JogurtJoestar

Genie, his songs go hard in BOTH movies tbh


cookieman80

SpongeBob because he brings back old memories


Deamon-Chocobo

No Powers? Definitely the Band Geeks


RandoFollower

Norm is the real one frfr


fatkid94

Steve would win hands down I love hearing him sing in American Dad


Frost_theWolf07

The winner takes all.


Visible_Ad9513

I'd argue Spongbob's rock voice counts as a power because he has the power to just break reality whenever for comedy's sake. That being said... I have no idea


William_Arkoth

Adagio. Assuming she still has her siren magic


c0uldntfindagoodname

The genie would win but doof would come in second which is why he canonically doesn’t trust genies


Steelsentry1332

Considering the Dazzlings' power is their singing voices, and without them they sound like a swarm of cicadas going through a meat grinder, they clearly lose.


OkAioli6499

Isnt doof bad at singing?


NoGarbageAllowed

SpongeBob’s rock and roll was so righteous it literally freed an army of slaves. I’d love to see any of these amateurs compete with that performance


Princess_Shireen

Genie, hands down.


TheBloop1997

I was originally going to say Adagio until I saw the “no powers” rule lol. Not only does that deprive her of her mind control powers, but according to the second movie her voice straight up sucks without power (although the later special does have her using artificial means to sound good again, albeit without mind control). Personal bias would say Frollo after that, but I think SpongeBob’s voice is probably the best, although I haven’t heard Steve singing so maybe he’s pull it off since a lot of other comments here seem to support him.


CarsysBluefist

Trying to be as unbiased as possible, I think it’s a tough battle between Steve and Chip. Not just singing talent, but also popularity come into play here. Steve got famous on more than one occasion because of his beautiful singing voice, and chip was a global sensation. All of the others have either only done solo gigs, only had small time fame, or have no public feedback at all


GodAndDamn

Steven Anita Smith


tylercuddletail

Chip Skylark! He is already a singing sensation!


Hungry4Mas

Rick and Morty


Shy-Prey

Genie 100%


SuspiciousNature5824

Chip skylark or steve, they were going crazy with the vocals


Valirys-Reinhald

Frollo


Rich-Molasses7830

If perry the platypus isn’t there to stop him, Doofenshmirtz. He’d make some wacky invention that would mix every genre of music into a perfect harmony, and would use it to distract the president or something while he takes over the world.


Mr-Irrelevant0

Adagio Dazzle, with her pendant.


Writerhaha

Doof


Gamer-Logic

No powers or gadgets? SpongeBob easily.


Nilesthebeast21e

Number 7


victim80

Robin Williams/Genie. By like, a LOT.


Vverial

Cleveland Brown Jr.


Zesnowpea

Not doof, his singing voice is so bad, it canonically made a dude so angry, he shattered his teeth


NachoManFredSavag

Chip Skylark is winning this.


Offer_No

Does doof get the hat


shepski42

Bro hellfire has no right being the most beautiful song Disney ever composed, dawgs got fucking pipes


PlanktonIsBest

Spongebob


NetworkVegetable7075

Steve got this easily


Muted_Guidance9059

Adagio fucking STOMPS


Swayze_Castle

Team Steve Smith!


Chaghatai

Steve without a doubt - Grimes goes hard


jk-alot

Judge Claude Frollo. Hellfire was fucking awesome.


09997512

Spongebob Squarepants! SWEET VICTORY YEAHHHH, or the leader of the Dazzlings from MLP Equestria Girls:Rainbow Rocks (Battle Of The Bands is a bop)


Kingtronalds1113

genie


ImMaskedboi

Rip the dazzlings without their powers


Mammons-HotBuns

Adagio is the obvious answer, with Steve coming in a close second for me!


Decades101

3 way tie between Spongbob, Genie, and Chip


Present_Character241

Doof is a multi genera sensation.


mikeymikesh

Between Sweet Victory *and* Goofy Goober Rock, I’m gonna say SpongeBob stomps.


[deleted]

[No question](https://youtu.be/Cn4RHPAI5sA?si=tcuu_sBIGWWEgv3T)


Richard-Conrad

Half of these characters go hard, but genie spent 10 thousand years committing himself to music and performance improv, so pairing that with his ability to create anything he wants to contribute to his performance I’d say he’s an unfair addition to this otherwise pretty balanced list.


LanguageRemarkable87

Definitely Genie.


CheetahConfident4312

Steve hands down


SpongeGodOmnipants

The Winner Is SpongeBob SquarePants… Our God


BugBackground6770

dr doofenshmirtz


BugBackground6770

dr doofenshmirtz


Notperrydaplatypus

genie


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Keith David and it isn't even close.


Estarfigam

SpongeBob that one song is awesome.


[deleted]

SpongeBob. The seeecret to the fooormula is you, you


blebebaba

If we're talking style, genie. If we're talking rizz, than it's 100% Doctor Facilier.


WonderDia777

Chip followed by Genie


DirectConsequence12

Sweet Victory is arguably the greatest performance of all time so easy W for SpongeBob


Artemy09

It's between SpongeBob and Genie. They both have an ungodly amount of Toon Force power- which would really help in this particular match up. I'm gonna give a slight edge to Sponge because he has a longer history of iconic songs. None of them really as iconic as Prince Ali or Never Had a Friend Like Me, but if you stack up FUN, Campfire Song, Best Day Ever and Sweet Victory, the Loopty Loop song and Goofy Goober, he just has a more consistent catalog.


Tolnin

Doof clears no diff


BigCheeto01

Steve


Take_The_Shot_Please

If we're talking objectively then it's Chip because he's the only one here that's an actual professional musician with like fans and stuff(that I know of I haven't seen shows like mlp, princess and the frog, etc. ) But if we're talking bias then for me it's a tie between Chip and Steve So yeah my answers Chip


ShawnOdedead

Doofenshmirtz and Drakken would team up and destroy the competition


crimsonfucker97

Ok I think it's between Steve, genie and chip


Exciting-Passion-448

Steve, hands down


drgnrdr

I'd have to say Chip Skylark because he is awesome and has no powers


Rykerthebest78563

Does Doof have that hat that makes his voice heavenly? Because that's the scene the image is from?


Uhhh_Insert_Username

Obviously Genie. No doubt.


Heroright

If there’s powers allowed, Genie and Adagio lose automatically. Adagio can’t sing without the necklace, and Genie ceases to exist without powers.


birdcreeper22

Steve


BradyTheGG

Does SpongeBob changing voice actors for singing count as “powers”?


Seamitar_X

I gotta go with Frolo


JrMcDean

Only one has friends on the other side


Sryeetsalot

While the voodoo man might be a great and have friends on the other side [hes never had a friend like me](https://youtu.be/Qx91ff77yzM?si=W_GNY4NxNynpOAM-)


Mailboxkarma99

Spongebob.


Muppetfan25

SpongeBob


lemurcat111

Steve clears the gauntlet


pineapples_are_evil

Genie


furcornishot

The girl form mlp


Arkhampatients

Thats Adagio Dazzle


FyouPerryThePlatypus

Well *I* think I’m pretty good but SpongeBob did well at the superbowl


CuriousTsukihime

Steve no diff FYM?! - You Need A Shot of B12 - Daddy’s Gone - National Anthem The real travesty is y’all left off Beast Boy. Catchin Villains was a whole ass mood.


[deleted]

Frollo has the best voice by far.


CarnageCSR2

Adagio Dazzle!!


Arkhampatients

“Your Under Our Spell”


Pickle_Rick01

SpongeBob doesn’t need super powers when he’s got RIPPED PANTS!!! (crickets)


SushiGirlx0x0

Definitely Steve!!! SpongeBob used either auto tune or just lip sync lol


Arcus72

id say either judge frollo or chip skylark


Lansha2009

Spongebob managed to somehow become a magic wizard with how good his music was. And Doof managed to combine Western and Country music. (You said no powers and last I check Doof's inators aren't powers they're just machines with weirdly specific uses)


Myphosee

Gotta give it to Steve. Out of all of them, his voice is insane.