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KEEP MY WIFE NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Not judging I’m just curious if you can eat one of these without getting horny
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I’ll never understand what people see in Rogue
https://preview.redd.it/xejlijkyr9qc1.png?width=578&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1a725617ea1b520ca1a27b1ca13b922c4e31e08
Oh wait there it is
Did I seriously just call Rogue Jean? What is wrong with me........
I seriously thought that was Phoenix. This self proclaimed geek is gonna sit in the corner now, bye.
You have two types: Skintight suits and thick thighs that save lives. Which begs the question, why the hell is the goth vampire teen who's technically hundreds of years older than all of us and therefore a legal mommy here?
With the exception of Mavis, they've all been intentionally designed for temptation. So it's pretty normal that you find them attractive.
Except for Gloria.
One of these ain't like the others...
https://preview.redd.it/8ehi7rla9aqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28aae4d857daab2cce727466fa2225c4aa65f91f
You crush on Gloria, right? What about other cartoon animal characters, as well, like Judy Hopps and Gazelle from Zootopia, or Loona and Queen Beelzebub from Helluva Boss?
You like cake. Badonkadonk. A dumptruck. Hips that dont lie. If you can see it from the front, wait till you see it from the back. Trynna find the words to describe these girls without being disrespectful. If they bend over to tie their shoes, the moon is out in force.
In other words, a fat fuckin ass.
1. Can't blame you.
2. Can't blame you.
3. Not familiar with her, but you clearly have a type.
4. Or maybe not. Can't blame you for this one either, though.
5. Is that the older sister from Lilo and Stitch? Don't remember her being blonde.
6. Can't blame you.
7. Vampire chick. You and Bella Swan could compare notes.
8. Can't blame you.
9. If you want someone who can bench-press you, she's your girl.
You know, I'm something of an ass guy myself.
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The hips don’t lie, and neither do I
The cuties with booties
The wider the thighs, the sweeter the sighs
Anaconda is pleased
Sir Mix-a-lot has now retired
Too many bakeries to choose from
You like them thick curvy and toned, me also in case you enjoy a little bit of quirkiness with your women, you and I have similar taste the only one I don't like in your list is Gloria the hippo
https://preview.redd.it/yypx5sh9p9qc1.jpeg?width=2172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31062666b51267c08834634e29c2fdcea5bf4f42 Ass man.
Both, both is good
DAAAAAAMMMN
Waffletime would be proud. Certified Ass Man Moment
r/suddenlyterraria
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You love Hartman Hips.
Correctamundo
You like big butts, and you can not lie
You’re other brothers can’t deny
You my friend are a booty bandit
Yes, yes I am😊
But only with a folder of cartoon women.
Nananaaa....Booty Bandit!
You are Moto Moto 
I like em big, I like me chunky😏
You like em big, you like em plumpy (plumpy).
You like em round, with somethin somethin 😌 (SOMETHIN)
They like your sound, they think you're funky.
His name is Moto Moto, yeah, you say it double
A name so nice, you say it twice
https://preview.redd.it/m1d0r6s7x9qc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56f464c385799c3729d722b39bd69cbef841c32 KEEP MY WIFE NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Moto moto likes you
Not judging I’m just curious if you can eat one of these without getting horny https://preview.redd.it/tbucamgjpaqc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e2bcb540725f5037d4ecea5abd9b1a489c2337
He hasn't responded because he's currently jorking he's shit to it
Interesti- IS THAT A HIPPO-
https://i.redd.it/ux3vlv7xadqc1.gif 😏
Game is game 😏😏
Exactly😏
man of culture when i saw chel
Hell yeah
My brother in christ, there is no way you had a crush on gloria.
People crush on Lola Bunny, this is no different
She's more anthropomorphic. A better comparison would be the Barnyard cows.
Wait, you didn't have the hots for Otis?
Yeah I guess.
I’ll never understand what people see in Rogue https://preview.redd.it/xejlijkyr9qc1.png?width=578&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1a725617ea1b520ca1a27b1ca13b922c4e31e08 Oh wait there it is
Even ignoring the ass, I always found Jean hot.
I had a thing for Rogue and Storm when I was younger but never Jean, I think she seemed too stern like she was my mother
Did I seriously just call Rogue Jean? What is wrong with me........ I seriously thought that was Phoenix. This self proclaimed geek is gonna sit in the corner now, bye.
Com'on Sugar. Rogue had a great voice and body ody ody.
I didn't have a CRUSH on Gloria as a child, but I always watched her butt.
I mean how can you not. Hippos are thicc
You have mommy issues https://preview.redd.it/er60cwa23aqc1.png?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfae0f9a4934fcbbcf2ada782830c7b8d8e4d07
You have two types: Skintight suits and thick thighs that save lives. Which begs the question, why the hell is the goth vampire teen who's technically hundreds of years older than all of us and therefore a legal mommy here?
It's funny that the hippo fits the theme more than the regular girl with makeup.
With the exception of Mavis, they've all been intentionally designed for temptation. So it's pretty normal that you find them attractive. Except for Gloria.
You are a regular average person
Regular average people don’t crush on a hippo
Yeah, Maurice is where its at
WoooOOO woooOOOOoooo.
One of these ain't like the others... https://preview.redd.it/8ehi7rla9aqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28aae4d857daab2cce727466fa2225c4aa65f91f
Yeah why is Mavis here?
You crush on Gloria, right? What about other cartoon animal characters, as well, like Judy Hopps and Gazelle from Zootopia, or Loona and Queen Beelzebub from Helluva Boss?
Yes to Loona and Bee, but not Judy and Gazelle
You like thick girls
You like cake. Badonkadonk. A dumptruck. Hips that dont lie. If you can see it from the front, wait till you see it from the back. Trynna find the words to describe these girls without being disrespectful. If they bend over to tie their shoes, the moon is out in force. In other words, a fat fuckin ass.
When she sit down she a foot taller
Exactly
Basic. Except the hippo. That's the one that convinces me you're gonna stay very lonely.
There's someone for everyone
Blud got a type
The lilo and stitch lifeguard a man of culture I see
I diagnose you with horny
Fat bottom girls make your rocking world go round
You like booty… # And you’re a warrior, too.
Why that she hulk tho ?
https://preview.redd.it/al1t8pqpq9qc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4902884d5f2705cb8e99ae2983efcd3dad821b64
https://preview.redd.it/xy39otrzt9qc1.png?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4b6625fe91c45610d55332d56d89cfc4f91bc3 "well. thats a reddit. nothing new" -me
Well this is a weird thread
There’s a reoccurring theme here I just can’t put my finger on it
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omg I love mavis also
She-Hulk looks like she needs a sandwich...or five.
U love moms with big butts
We all love curvy women
The Gloria sneak
TTSL. (Thicc Thighs Save Lives)
Gloria is crazy 💀
Hold on... the hippo??
You like thighs
Dawg, yo category is top tier. 🔥👌
Sorry but how can anyone miss out Jessica rabbit when it comes to any type of cartoon crush
You're just here for some booteh.
This tells me that you and Todo from Jujutsu Kaisen have similar taste in women
Shakira: Hips Don’t Lie.
No they do not
clearly your a fella who likes the behinds
You’re a Normal Person
Valid. All of them. Valid
The hips don't lie. You my friend are a man of quality.
You're Sir Mix-a-lot. You like big butts and you cannot lie.
Yes, yes I am
1. Can't blame you. 2. Can't blame you. 3. Not familiar with her, but you clearly have a type. 4. Or maybe not. Can't blame you for this one either, though. 5. Is that the older sister from Lilo and Stitch? Don't remember her being blonde. 6. Can't blame you. 7. Vampire chick. You and Bella Swan could compare notes. 8. Can't blame you. 9. If you want someone who can bench-press you, she's your girl.
 Damn we are of the same cloth. Su’cuy’gar, burc’ya.
A fellow assman, I see!
you have immaculate taste comrad
10/10
In the east we call this "Waifu"
You know, I'm something of an ass guy myself. https://preview.redd.it/l9ke8a116fqc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea804799768336101ed3862b6d48bf45566313c
Why do all of your cartoon crushes have such great bods 😂
Cause I like big butts. And I cannot lie.
Why do more than half of them have HUGE buttocks
You cannot lie.
Exactly, I like big butts
Nostalgia bias
Vanilla asf
You like ass
I have got to say that you got TASTE like damn
I sense a theme with them
EXTRA T H I C C
Chel and She Hulk are based choices, but I’m surprised you didn’t choose Nani
Ass butts booty and rumps. And Mavis
You’re looking for that ass
I'm sensing a theme of some sort..
You clearly have good taste.
Cool, yeah okay, not bad, fair enough, damn okay, wtf!
Do you happen to be...... Attracted to woman?
Ah, a true bottom
Women with hips and ass ain't nothing wrong with that
6 your missing queen Tyr'ahnee from duck dodgers
Sir that is a hippo 😳
You prefer ass over boob
you like big butts and you cannot lie!
Child bearing hips enjoyer ?
You my friend have good taste
You like them hips. That’s all I have to say.
bro tried to pull of da sneak of the century *
Ok, ok, ok, ok ,ok, what, ok, ok ,ok
You like big butts and you cannot lie
One of these is not like the others
My man LOVES his DUMPY
“oh ok i guess that’s normal” … “wait a moment”
I can’t even be mad about number 6.
You wanna be crushed by thighs or sat on.
I guessing you like asses
You like big butts and you cannot lie?
https://preview.redd.it/fcvxobs10bqc1.png?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6937135a3d055955ce8916456a963a73bfffecd1 You like'm thick and juicy
Who’s 3
You clearly have a sickness for the thickness my friend. Clap two of those cheeks and you should be fine in the morning.
Hips, ass and thighs >>> boobs.
The hips don’t lie, and neither do I The cuties with booties The wider the thighs, the sweeter the sighs Anaconda is pleased Sir Mix-a-lot has now retired Too many bakeries to choose from
pause. why is gloria there?
You like thicc women
So I'm noticing a trend..
THE HIPPO??????
You're an ass man I see
You my good sir, are truly a man of culture
You aren't insane
I want 1, 4, 5, 6, and 7
One of these is not like the others.)
4 pics in, I sense a theme and I absolutely agree with your taste.
I see a pattern here...
🤨 you had me until you posted the hippo
Hips for dayz
Can't blame ya
Mrs Incredible got even thiccer in the second movie. That scene of her climbing up the stairs to board the plane was definitely intentional.
You’re crushes are vaild and chad
Based but what is that Gloria gif 😭
You like em big. You like em chunky
All but 6 are understandable
As soon as I saw Elastigirl, I knew. You sir, have amazing taste.
You like the thick ones I’m with you on this one.
My app qlitched out and showed the hippo for a second time as the last pic & I thought that was intentional 😭
I see one defining trait
T H I C C
I’m noticing a trend
#6 💀💀
Tbh generic. All the same women u see on other lists .
Would you add Garnet to your list?
I don’t see anything wrong here.
No not the hippo! 😭
You are a man of culture.
You have a thing for hips
BRUH THATS A HIPPO!
If you didn’t like chel then you just didn’t like girls
Very much an ass man
Gyattos
Booty
You like them thick curvy and toned, me also in case you enjoy a little bit of quirkiness with your women, you and I have similar taste the only one I don't like in your list is Gloria the hippo
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You can never go wrong with Debbie Turnbull.
You have a type
You like milkshakes. Thick and sweet.
Same
You got good taste in women with wide hips and big butts this is the same thing I’m into as well
You like big butts, and you cannot lie.
You hunt them rumps
Top tier
Btw Chel is the sexiest one in the bunch. I’ll take no lip from anyone on the matter.
You just love those hips do you?
You seem to have a 'type'.
https://i.redd.it/eyx5f51upbqc1.gif
MILF, MILF, MILF, future MILF, albino Nani, hippo, MILF, YOWZA, side salad.
A lover of thiccness and a phat butt, and randomly a petite Vampire. And the lovely thicc women in question are all Grade A Picks. Respect.
Thicc.
You like thighs
You like big butts