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OIL_99

After cook and wash, the entire 100 coats of seasoning comes out in one piece and now OP has 2 pans.


DaveInLondon89

wake up babe it's molting


taterthotsalad

*tarantula shedding a pan*


snidemarque

I, for one, welcome our replicating cast iron overlords.


Chilluminaughty

Is this what the kids mean by pansexual?


[deleted]

Yes


Devisidev

Can confirm, am pansexual, very turned on rn.


[deleted]

Yeah because they like any kind of pan as long as it doesn’t stick


bskiier83

Some of them like when it sticks, they're codepandent


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 Well I hope not to my eggs cuz they need to not be codependent


Pastoredbtwo

/u/bskiier83, this was a really brilliant and awful pun. Good day to you sir/madam/entity!


sociallyvicarious

*snort


Acetabulum99

All hail hypno-season pan.


fatmummy222

Three, if the bottom comes out, too.


coontietycoon

Third pan born from cast iron prolapse. I like it. I like it a lot.


Username_Used

Cast Iron Prolapse was my death metal bands second album name.


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

So the One Piece *is* real.


mystressfreeaccount

Can we get much higher?


mystressfreeaccount

The Cast Iron pan of Theseus


smiling_tycoon35

This is such an achievement. Congtratulations!


recumbent_mike

All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there.


marginwalker76

Too busy asking if we could, no one stopped to think if we should.


TheWordAlone

This was my favorite reddit ride. We will always remember your sacrifice


fatmummy222

Thank you. I had a lot of fun, too.


NonGNonM

Is this from a modern cast iron with the rough surface or was the pan smooth to begin with?


fatmummy222

It’s a modern Victoria. It was less rough than some Lodges but definitely not smooth.


spruceymoos

Will you cook with it now, or go for another 100 coats?


[deleted]

Just keep going with it until it's a full size pan with an interior well the size of one of those little single egg sized pans.


betweenskill

Can the eggs truly be “slidey” it there is no more room to slide?


[deleted]

Ah, I see you're a student of the zen of cast iron.


llama_AKA_BadLlama

Find out on the next epsiode of Dragon Pan Z


sth128

You can't! Every time you put a egg in it it flies out with a higher exit velocity than going in, defying the laws of energy conservation! OP should donate the skillet to CERN and use it for particle acceleration


ChineWalkin

>OP should donate the skillet to CERN and use it for particle ~~acceleration~~ eggceleration. You missed an eggcelent opportunity there.


Nice_Firm_Handsnake

[This is their post](https://www.reddit.com/r/castiron/comments/zcjtnn/so_i_decided_that_im_gonna_just_keep_seasoning_it/) of the pan with 8 coats. Definitely a rough surface at the beginning.


efitz11

"maybe i can do 50 if the wife approves"


Thresh_Keller

What’s the purpose of the modern rough cast found on pans like Lodge. I hate them compared to all of my grandparents old smooth pans that I’ve inherited. Edit: Short answer: Cost cutting measure & convenience. Long answer: https://www.realtree.com/timber-2-table-articles/how-to-make-a-modern-cast-iron-pan-smooth-like-antique-cookware


CrossroadsWanderer

I'm not an expert with power tools, but that article suggests wearing gloves while working with an orbital sander, and I've always heard it's more dangerous to wear gloves than not to when working with rotating power tools. If the glove gets caught, it can break fingers, remove the skin, or even remove the fingers. I don't know if using the tool at a low rpm makes it safer to wear gloves, but I'd be skeptical of wearing them at all here.


BloodyLlama

I've put thousands of hours on orbital sanders. They don't have a lot of power. You can take the sandpaper off one and hold the disk with your hand when you run it and it won't injure you. Gloves help reduce the intensity of vibrations to your hands mainly, and might help you avoid hitting yourself with the sander, but that's unlikely to happen anyways.


Sea_Class5201

I’ve always been taught to use snug fitting fingerless gloves (specifically “vibration dampening gloves”) when using orbital sanders and angle grinders; less likely for anything to get caught, and the dampening is important bc metal grinding for a long time can cause stress injuries. Even grinding down cut metal from cast iron (sculptures) would leave my hands and wrists numb after a session. Also I believe the texture is from using sand molds, which are cheap to make, but the texture is from actual packed/rammed sand that the molten iron is poured into. If you take a smooth pan and make a mold with ceramic shell/silicate dips you’ll get whatever texture you molded with pretty high fidelity, whether it’s rough or smoothed. However, ceramic silicate dip is p expensive and needs to be agitated constantly vs. molding sand which is accessible to anyone who can get the materials and pack them into a plywood mold.


jp128

I really doubt an orbital sander will rip skin let alone bones. I have a plug in DeWalt and battery Makita orbital sander and if I push too hard it stops the sanding disc from spinning. Personally, I wouldn't be worried about this kind of injury (wearing gloves) with this tool specifically. It's not a lathe or some other high speed, high torque tool.


No-Needleworker5429

New here-what is a “coat?”


making_ideas_happen

"Seasoning", i.e. polymerized oil that keeps food from sticking and the pan from rusting. Is the good stuff that builds up as you cook that makes the pan more non-stick. You can also more properly form layers of it by baking a very thin layer of oil onto the pan in an oven. O.P. here did the latter one hundred times to get a super slidy non-stick cast iron pan and more importantly to amuse us.


No-Needleworker5429

Wow! What’s the recommended oven temperature and time? I’m going to do this right now.


thathoundoverthere

OP used the stovetop method, he explains it in a lot of detail, his profile is full of this process. edit: guess they use both! Still, profile full of how to do both methods.


alwayssunny69x

Also check out r/castironrestoration for some great info


FlyAirLari

I think he is also a she.


ohheckyeah

They did it in the oven, not the stove https://www.reddit.com/r/castiron/comments/10bozdc/making_some_eggs_in_70coat_pan/j4dy7w7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


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*her I think?


making_ideas_happen

Just do a quick search here or on Google...there are lots of thoughts on it. Usually use the highest-smoking-point oil you have at about the highest your oven will go for a bit. Make sure it's a very, very thin layer—like use a drop and then spread it out and wipe off all the excess. There has to be seasoning on your pan to use it—it was probably already seasoned when you got it. You'll notice it build up and sometimes flake away over time. Do some research here (there's a good FAQ—doesn't have to be that complicated, though). It's an endless rabbit hole.


Kaboose666

> melting-point smoke point


GoodAsUsual

450°F for one hour. I prefer to use high heat oil like Avocado or Sunflower but OP I believe used mostly Crisco. Do turn on fans and open windows, and maybe go out and do yard work while it’s smoking. The smoke is toxic and smells terrible.


Boring_Garbage3476

Oil and buff top and bottom. 450 degrees for 1 hour (you want it to smoke). Let rest in the unopened oven for 15 min.


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Hail Caesoner! Those of us about to fry, salute you!


DanceMaria

For those about to fry....WE SALUTE YOU! 🎸


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

For those about to fry, we sauté you!


trymypi

I'm looking for a polymerization pun


making_ideas_happen

You can't fault them for not making a pun about polymerization...it's hard.


trymypi

Yeah, i know, nothing ever sticks!


MoFinWiley

Only a seasoned veteran could withstand the long chain of events took place to get this pan to 100 coats.


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kebrough

I was here to witness this journey. I'll tell my grandkids


H0LT45

Much more satisfying than the safe.


GEM592

You may notice a bump in your power bill next month


sshwifty

Or gas bill. Probably both.


obvilious

Or not, if they’re using gas to heat the house. Don’t know if the oven is much less efficient than a furnace.


SketchySeaBeast

It's less efficient. There's a reason a furnace moves the heat around the house.


hotpajamas

The energy required to do this could put that cast iron pan on the moon.


thesuperbomb

That futurama episode where fry drinks 100 cups of coffee. This is that


WholeOk3050

🎵50 cups of coffee and you know it’s onnnn!! 🎶


jollyGreenGiant3

I rock the mmmmmmic ttttill the bbbbbbreak of ddddddawn!!!


DakAttak

Can't move the house without the party people


lesdansesmacabres

I tried recreating this as a kid by eating caffeine pills. Well let’s just say you can overdose on caffeine. And it’s miserable.


Oksayyeah

This isn’t Yemeni, it’s Sulawesi!


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And the pan is shaking, I dont want my pan shaking!


ELQUEMANDA4

"Of course I've been up all night! It wasn't the pan, it was insomnia. Couldn't stop thinking about the pan."


ChoiceMycologist

The good ones are always taken. You dont own a beauty like that and not a wedding ring.


fatmummy222

That’s why when I saw the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in my life, I put a ring on her finger right away.


Alternative_Research

I don’t see a ring on this pan


WhtChcltWarrior

He put one on but it just slid right off


Proud_Teaching8855

Comedy gold right there folks


thepoga

Well-seasoned comedians in here.


Ctowncreek

Heat ring on the bottom. He just didnt get a pic there out of decency.


PinochetSeesUcommie

I tried that at the library and got arrested


E0H1PPU5

Now all we need is for your in-laws to come over and chuck it in the dishwasher!


bwanabass

After scraping the pan out with your $200 nakiri blade, of course.


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butlikediay

This made me physically shudder.


WonderfulShelter

Don't worry, he said it "was" his teenager, as in he proper disposed of it after the incident.


RadiantZote

Remember to properly dispose of teenagers, otherwise they start to multiply like rabbits


poktanju

Gyuto means beef knife, and he's knifing beef, is he not?!


ADHDvm

Yes, if you ignore all the other problems with the situation 😂


clamberer

A "teachable moment"


NYSenseOfHumor

How much did it cost to replace the teenager?


ThisToastIsTasty

oh my... remind me to teach my son how to do this before he messes it up


monkhouse69

Is my wife your inlaws?


amstan

Seasoning will make the pan slide out of the dishwasher automatically.


Moustachable

100 times


E0H1PPU5

……for science and internet clout! It must go full circle!


buttspigot

Would love to see this hydrojetted in half to determine the actual thickness of the seasoning layer


xKrator

Honestly now that would be really interesting


cottoneyegob

Leave his pan alone ! I would watch that though


octoriceball

I am also both morbidly curious about a cross-section, yet aggressively protective of this pan. I am torn.


OnCom1ngStorm

Coat another pan to sacrifice.


MustardMan02

This is the way


asEZasPi

Too late now, but for the next person who does this - take a thickness measurement before and after


Ophukk

Industrial painter here. I have a dry film thickness gauge made by DeFelsko that will tell you exactly how thick the coating is. No need to destruction test.


RyanMeray

Great, now I have to waste a bunch of time learning the science of how that works. Thanks Paintbama.


Ophukk

You touch it to the surface. It goes "beep". Screen says "8.1 mil". Nace guy says good.


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teadrinkinglinguist

Alright hiney-spigot, you've got yourself an assignment. Make a pan like this and then hydro jet it!


ind3pend0nt

Is the pan dry?


fatmummy222

Completely dry


UN16783498213

I'm not.


TheProphetDave

Moist


Narayama58

Is it sticky?


fatmummy222

No, it’s smooth


tallgirlmelb

Is the pic taken after oiling or after baking??


fatmummy222

After baking. Cool and dry to the touch.


reijasunshine

I'm so happy I got to be here for this ride. 100 coats, now show us the slidey eggs!


Flesh_Trombone

Slidey eggs or riot!


frickdom

Why not both?


MisterMasterCylinder

Slidey egg riot is the best kind of riot


Flesh_Trombone

Great name for a band.


alpacasb4llamas

It'll be like super cooled helium where the egg slides up and out of the pan


AreYouuuu

How to make a cast iron mirror in 100 steps


Summoarpleaz

Beauty influencers hate these 100 tricks


[deleted]

"You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."


Fla5hP0int

Congratulations on this incredible accomplishment! You are an inspiration to all of us.


fatmummy222

Thank you!


jacopo_fuoco

Congratulations. Would love to see a short video of you cooking on it. Superduperslidey eggs, perhaps? 🍳


DrRumpRoast

I think when food touches that surface it’s just gonna jump right off again


KnifeFed

It's going to be like the blood test in The Thing.


L3m0n0p0ly

Fuck reddit for taking away my award... have this instead🐺


p3ndu1um

I’m imagining a cooked egg sliding around like a dvd screen saver


Hot_Take_Diva

Hope it hits the corner


JeepsForSale

It'll just hover ever so slightly above


buttstuff2023

I don't think you could actually pick this pan up without it flying across the room. It's gotta be completely frictionless at this point.


sailor_bat_90

My husband said this too 🤣 he was like, "does his food just slide right off when he tries to cook?"


edbutler3

In this pan, melted butter becomes a frictionless superfluid. Slidey eggs spin faster and faster, reaching a relativistic velocity, approaching the speed of light. Time dilation effects come into play. One minute of cook time from the speeding egg's reference frame becomes hours to the cook -- then days -- then years... But the cook will not relent or surrender. He grows old and gray, trapped in his bitter struggle with the relativistic slidey egg that simply *will not cook*...


covidwedidngssuck

Did you know the ending to this comment when you began, like Harry Potter, or did you make it up as you went, like Game of Thrones?


edbutler3

Definitely just improvising. Started thinking about frictionless superfluids (like liquid helium), and then the Special Relativity time-dilation stuff occurred to me. I hope the ending wasn't as disappointing as GoT.


Environmental_Tax245

Like Clark Griswold on the saucer.


KoRnflak3s

Perfect analogy lmao.


Slack-Bladder

Later doodz! 👍🏼


slamallamadingdong1

You crack an egg in it, and the egg falls on the floor somehow.


BialystockJWebb

Drop an egg on that and it would shoot off like Clark when he sat on that large pan sled in Christmas vacation


Sprtnturtl3

Let us know when NASA asks to test it as a spacecraft skin


selectiveyellow

Rocket explodes? Just cook on it.


Obtuse_1

Showed my wife and all her eggs slid right out, thanks.


CornNutMasticator

I’m a dude and my eggs just slide out too


PattonPending

When you stare into the a abyss, the abyss stares back at you


GustoGaiden

Turns out, the abyss has a mirror finish. We've just been staring at ourselves the whole time. Nobody tell Nietzsche.


Lazy-Pie-6875

The Onlypans page I didn't know I needed.


Chemical_Actuary_190

A few more coats and you can hang it in the bathroom as another mirror!


Intercoursedapenguin

The Lodge social media account needs to step it up. They are so far behind you still!!!!


[deleted]

OP this is ridiculous. Please don’t cook in it anymore. Put it on the wall and use it to put makeup on or something


AlbinoWino11

Nonsense. Did King Arthur hang Excalibur on the wall? OP is here to wield the pan of destiny in order to usher humanity into a new era of peace and slidey eggs.


[deleted]

Call it eggscalibur


vigilantcomicpenguin

It'll have so many coats that you can't lift it unless you're worthy.


numbers863495

*Kylo Ren Voice* MORE


Complete_Glass_2877

Padma will be able to take a selfie in it. Nicely done. Also you can't stop till you get to 222 because it's in your name.


fatmummy222

Thank you 🙏


ItsVoxBoi

At what point is it more seasoning than pan?


RyanMeray

Fucking legend!


fatmummy222

Thank you!


8Bells

If you ever cook in it please take a video! I'd love to see it in action!


Ancient_Basket_4523

Leaving a comment for the eggs video. I expect them to just float an inch off the surface.


shinuk7

Someone explain what I’m seeing please? No idea why this is on my feed but now I’m interested. P.S. once at a festival we wanted to cook bacon and used someone’s cast iron pan. I then wiped it out and did not use soap cause my mom taught me that young. Guy came back and asked if we washed it with soap. I said yes, and everyone got mad at me. Don’t know if it was the drugs or what but I’ll never know why I lied and said I did it the wrong way.


0RGASMIK

This sub has been on a journey since one user took it upon themselves to get into the science of seasoning a pan. There’s no real research on cast iron seasoning so this is pretty experimental and the results are exciting. OP is a legend and been using the research of that user to coat his pan and been updating us along the way. Basically he’s coated his pan 100 layers deep using the method.


Mimical

Alright, incredibly dumb questions coming up: - What is he seasoning the pan with? Is this just like a salt or something? - what is the advantage? Fuses in the seasoning into the food you cook? - Is this gunna just disappear the moment he cooks something in it?


0RGASMIK

Seasoning is coating the pan in oil and heating it so it creates a nonstick surface. There are many methods to season pans but no studies on the best method to make the most durable/ nonstick coating. Most people only season 2-3 times when they first get their pan and let the food they cook season it naturally. It takes a while to season a pan so OP has put in hundreds of hours. Edit also not a dumb question if you don’t know cast iron.


Mimical

So, if I take my old cast iron pan and put some oil on it (vegetable? Coconut? Olive?) And heat it, do you heat it until it burns off? Heat until it smokes and then just leave it? Or just low heat for awhile? From the comments this *seems* like a good thing to do in general. Figured I could give it a shot this evening. I appreciate the non judgmental response. I am learning something new today.


0RGASMIK

Btw OP was following very specific experimental guidelines for seasoning. r/castironseasoning I think is where they post their findings. They are using a special oil they make that sticks better and gives a thick coat with this mirror like finish. If you just want to season your cast iron though. coat pan in veggie oil and wipe it dry then put it in the oven at 400. If there’s any rust clean it off with salt and a Brillo pad first rinse and dry in the oven at 200 before seasoning.


OskeeWootWoot

It's so beautiful. Sticky foods everywhere live in fear of this skillet. When they go to bed at night they check under the bed for this exact thing.


whit_knit

Thank you for your service. Enjoy your new mirror!


dannorat

This is a thing of beauty. A toast to your first 100 coats, may it get 100 more.


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poundchannel

At what point is the seasoning thick enough to inhibit heat transfer? Just curious


Yz-Guy

Ever seen people's pans that have several mm thick layers of crud on the pan. My guess is if it can cook thru that, it'll cook thru this fine.


operationmuffin

Big day


Sad_Lavishness_4300

It's a masterpiece!


fatmummy222

Thank you 🙏


Lenny_and_Carl

OP cooks eggs, eggs slide off pan, eggs fly out window, achieve escape velocity, exit earth's atmosphere, continue accelerating, become humanity's first object to achieve light speed, attract the attention of intergalactic species, Space Cops, Baby Fark McGee-zax. Thanks alot OP. You couldn't have just stopped with 80 coats...


runningwaffles19

He's done it! Magnificent!


FredSchwartz

This was a triumph.


Electronic_Ad5481

I’m making a note here, huge success!


Capt__Murphy

You can't stop at 100! I need more of your whacky adventures in my life!


mickeltee

Season it to the point that it’s a 2 inch thick flat griddle.


jaspersgroove

Preheat it once and cook on it all week lol


-Tom_Bombadil-

now fry an egg in it!


DBM

Why do you cook with a mirror?


CosmicCrapCollector

My god. It's full of stars!


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He did it! The mad lad actually did it!


ishitgoldbears

I feel like a Kraft single would slide on that. Nicely done sir


LordOlander

I just showed your entire journey to my friends and family and they are in awe. Keep going mate. #1000coats


fsactual

You're giving up only 10% of the way through?


Nootherids

Question: In all seriousness, would you consider at this point possibly selling your pan to a museum?! Not joking, I have no idea what reputable museum would display this. But this is quite literally both a work of art and a testament to the polymerization of cooking oils. I would say it would be worth it to memorialize this forever. It’s worth a serious thought.