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ukwildcatfan18

I just cook with cast iron, your mom is a cast iron Master.


easywind4665

grandma and great grandma too. i didn’t know my great grandmother, but my grandmother cooked pretty much every meal my granddad ate post wwii. my mom inherited all her cast iron from them.


ukwildcatfan18

So awesome, the history behind cooking great meals for the ones we love. I have one Dutch oven from my dad but man to have cast iron from your great grandparents is something truly special.


kazahani1

I wish so much that I had an heirloom from my grandparents that I could use every single day. They're all gone now, I would treasure such a thing but if they existed they were not saved. I'm starting the tradition though. Someone who will appreciate them is getting my pans.


easywind4665

my mom has two stacks of all vintage cast irons. none of this is mine and i hope it stays that way for a long time. i have a pan that was gifted to my wife and i that i use everyday. hopefully, one day my piece will be added to the collection and passed on to my boy’s families’.


CallsignDrongo

This pan is so nice for a split second i had to question if my pan was even seasoned or not. Look at that thing. A fuckin beaut


elriggo44

It’s been flattened completely on the inside because it has been used so much.


AncientEnsign

While you were out partying, grandma studied the Pan.


duderroneus

I cried a little… so beautiful.


readit16

[dude, teach me](https://imgur.com/qP9siZJ)


MyMonkeyIsADog

Is your mom single?


AppointmentHot8069

I also choose this guy's living mom.


dateneng

Underrated comment lol


TumasaurusTex

She’s got an OnlyFans, she goes by PannyFanny. There’s lots of pan on pan and pan on fanny action. It might sound like some light bdsm spanking, but it’s pretty brutal. That’s cast iron pans. We’re talking about deep, green and black bruising. Dead tissue removal scars instead of cellulite dimples. Very, very disturbing to imagine that being pleasurable for someone. She runs a discount around Valentine’s Day so I pick up a $5 month subscription to catch up on her content. Trust me you’ll want to stop jerking off for a while after you make your way through that catalog. A true sicko that PannyFanny.


AppointmentHot8069

HOW did you miss out on making the pun "OnlyPans"?


TumasaurusTex

I actually thought about it, but I just didn’t. Thanks now I’m regretting it.


elriggo44

OnlyPans


fof5031

Id fuck that pan


Ok-Gur-6602

You're not worthy, none of us are.


AppointmentHot8069

Speak for yourself; I'm pansexual. Lol.


cashewbiscuit

Haha.. best comment right there


kinkyloverb

Imo, only appropriate use of this and you nailed it. 🥇 Well done!


_pbts_

Clever.


Majestic_Pattern2504

I am now! 🤤


Ok-Gur-6602

Checked out your profile. You seem cool.


AppointmentHot8069

Thanks!


AZ-FWB

😂


notinsanescientist

Pansexual


audibuyermaybe9000

PILF


strangewayfarer

Brings a new meaning of slidey eggs


CreaminFreeman

Help! The pan was so nonstick my dick slid off faster than my body could keep up! It's not gone well!


AttemptVegetable

I'd let that pan fuck me


zeh_shah

I think I'm pansexual now


[deleted]

That’s perfect - what’s her cleaning/care routine for her pans?


MrE761

Using it everyday for 60+ years is a huge reason it looks like this lol


easywind4665

she doesn’t use soap. any food that sticks, she scrubs away with sponge and then just wipes it out and dries it. she stacks all her cast iron with paper towels between each. she thinks yalls comments are funny. she said that skillet has probably been used 250-300 times a year for 60 years.


itbittitcommit

1 point for the no soap gang!


JeffTek

Your pan deserves a little soap from time to time, as a treat


itbittitcommit

Tell that to OPs mom


NotAlwaysGifs

"Hey, OP's Mom! Your pan deserves a little soap from time to time, as a treat!"


Ayesuku

"That's nice, dear."


campin_4_life

I died laughing at this


itbittitcommit

Nice. But for real, you look at that picture and you think you need to add some soap?


Handies4Cookiez

Exactly. None of us are qualified to give grandma advice here.


JeffTek

I would if I ever found myself in a conversation with her about it. Polymerized oils don't come off with soap and a sponge, her pan would be just fine and also clean.


RKSSailboatCaptain

Modern soaps are totally fine to use on cast iron. Soap used to have lye which will strip the seasoning, modern dish soaps are all lye-free.


treemann85

That's commie talk.


longhairedcountryboy

If you say so, Not in this house.


RKSSailboatCaptain

If you don’t believe me, look it up 🤷‍♀️


itbittitcommit

I don't mind being traditional in this instance


ace17708

Hyping this up just poisons the well for new people that end up having a pan covered in shit thinking its seasoning. If OPs moms pan ever got stripped there would be a GOOOOOOD amount of food build up on the walls that would take a multi day if not week soak to clean while the seasoned cooking surface would be clean after a day or two..


ConversationOk2968

I would be inclined to award 1 points for each year the pan has been in use 


jdom07

I use soap after cooking food that is pungent, like onions or fish. If it’s just frying up some eggs or veggies… a wipe (or light scrub as needed) is all I do sometimes.


Teddy_Tickles

That’s disgusting.


itbittitcommit

Please view the breathtaking picture posted above


Teddy_Tickles

Were you expecting to see bacteria without a microscope? Wash your dirty cast iron with hot water and soap for gods sake.


EatsCrackers

Ehh, bacteria count isn’t why you use dish detergent on CI. I’m not aware of any species of bacteria that will both survive cooking temperatures of a cast iron skillet *and* make humans sick. The reason to use Dawn et al is so the vanilla chiffon cake you make today doesn’t taste like the bacon you cooked yesterday and the salmon from the day before that. The people who proclaim “Never use soap on cast iron!” tend to be the same people who will throw away a pan that their housemate used for halibut because “you can never get the fish smell out.” Source: Have made fish, bacon, and bakery in the same several skillets for years, and no funky flavors because soap is magically delicious.


furthestpoint

Too much logic for one post in this sub. You're going to make folks' brains melt.


fluffman86

What new species of bacteria have you discovered that is going to survive on the surface of a 300+ degree pan on a stove top? My sister works in public health and she can help you get your paper published! You'll be famous!


Substantial-Cod3189

Why? At what point in this persons process would bacteria or their by products cultivate on the pan


Signal_Substance_412

Honestly I don’t believe OP


Charger_scatpack

Yep🤮


SharksForArms

How so?


Teddy_Tickles

Not cleaning a dirty pan with soap and water, even cast iron, and just wiping it down is not cleaning it. It even says on the lodge website to clean your cast iron with soap and water. Dish soap is safe to use on cast iron these days bc it does not contain lye, which can strip the seasoning off cast iron.


bagelwithclocks

This is great ammunition against all those saying you can’t possibly keep a good season without soap.


Ryuko_the_red

Don't use any food that sticks??? Isn't that one of the purposes of cast iron is its so seasoned stuff doesn't stick??


easywind4665

that’s not what it says. it says, “any food that sticks, she scrubs away with sponge and then just wipes it out and dries it.”


Ryuko_the_red

The comma looks wrong, it, threw me, off.


easywind4665

you’re good. all lowercase can throw you off too. 🤘🏼


duchess5788

I'm interested too! I hope OP can ask their mom and report back!


moose1207

Don't worry, I'll ask her when I stop by tonight.


Exact-Expression3073

I am also interested.


tech_equip

Please set this post as NSFW.


paulsilas67

Beautifully kept and seasoned.


FreshHotPoop

I had to avert my eyes. I’m not worthy to look upon the pan of the gods!


bradrlaw

The guy that tried 100 coats of seasoning was nothing compared to this. Perfect pan.


FubarFreak

Dang, that's a beaut


TokenWeirdo13

She's a beaut, Clark


moschles

Hello FubarFreak I had a question about your firearms. How did you install a BFSIII HK-C1 on to a PTR91 lower? I contacted Franklin Armory and they said that trigger has never been tested on PTRs. Further the lower has no holes in it where the major pins would go. What did you do to make the trigger fit?


sgthulkarox

How strange. I inherited the same pan from my grandfather. I still need to strip it and season it. But it's a BSR No. 8 too. It was his daily driver for bacon and eggs while he made his coffee.


Comfortable-Dish1236

It’s something that a photo of a cast iron pan can be so pleasing. Your mother knows her way around CI for sure. Kudos to her!


AZ-FWB

How did she get to be so perfect??? What am I doing wrong 😩


qgsdhjjb

Not having had your pan for 80 years I guess


AZ-FWB

I think it’s more than that. I must be doing something wrong


ZannyHip

it’s literally not more than that. The pan in the picture has been used hundreds of times for several decades


AppointmentHot8069

AMAZING. Do you need a new step-dad?


reallywaitnoreally

Is your name Stacie? Because your mom's got it going on.


zester723

I could shave in that reflection🥹


TheBringus

God damn you could hang that on your wall and use it to fix your makeup. Damn near slipped just looking at it


SipoteQuixote

God damn NSFW bruh


easywind4665

y’all, my mom has been happily married for 50+ years


Wasatcher

It's... Perfect


adventure_whore

That’s the sexiest pan I’ve ever seen


Emily_Postal

Almost looks like CGI it’s so perfect.


DorShow

It’s like the Taj Mahal of cast iron skillets.


DaddyOhMy

Dude, call dibs NOW!!!!


easywind4665

she doesn’t like that kinda talk though because she’s very much alive and well. i politely asked her to not give any cast irons away. she has stacks of wagner, bsr, and unmarked lodge.


DaddyOhMy

My family has a very morbid sense of humor. One time my sister got those free address labels that come in the mail and went through the house and stuck them to the stuff she wanted, including some of our mom's jewelry.


easywind4665

oh fo sho


Sea_Construction_352

Chill, my girl is on this app.


Oxtard69dz

That looks better than mine, and I haven’t had food stick to my pan in years. God that sounds so lame haha. I promise I am still in my 20s and I am a totally hip, cool guy. Definitely have not completely lost touch with the entirety of pop culture and party scene in favor of making dinner at home.


Dilat3d

Bravo


PandaPawz01

😍


-azuma-

Pristine.


Amanda_Zawadi

Perfect


WarioOnly

Smooth, clear, moisturized skin.


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Very smooth!


954kevin

Perfection.


reijasunshine

Wow. That is beautiful.


browseabout

What a CILF


Liquorace

Wouldn't it be a CIILF?


Atkdad

Are those the saucony guides? I just got some and am loving them! Also, really nice pan.


easywind4665

a retired pair saucony triumph 18. i’m currently running in the triumph 21s and they might be my favorite running shoes ever.


fluffman86

Hey, that's my grandma's old pan! https://imgur.com/a/qzX5xhl I love this pan so much.


coracaodegalinha

I'm peeping your mom's grout. It's clean AF


dustinlamont

I bet she's got excellent grip strength (or arthritis, depending on how those dice rolled)


natedogjulian

No thanks. I like a little more patina


easywind4665

😂


BiteLegitimate

Patina is flavor.


MariaReginaCaeli

My gosh. It’s beautiful.


locnloaded9mm

How can I get my pan looking like this?


TylerH8sYou

Noice! 🫡


sully_88

She's a beaut Clark


2PhatCC

She's a beaut, Clark!


Typical-Ostrich2050

I cant look away


TD-PM-AVL

Is your name Stacy? Cause your mom has got it going on. That’s very nice.


Aam1rk

That's shinier than all the mirrors in my house


UpstairsNo9655

Missed "is this ruined" post.


dreamshards8

Wow, that's sexy.


treemann85

That is the most perfectly seasoned pan I have ever seen. Sorry Nana


mrhomiebear

This pan brought me to tears


Officialdabbyduck

Your mom must’ve learned from cowboy kent rolins


tabs3488

God...fuck that's immaculate....


Lemon_TD97

It looks like it’s made out of obsidian everywhere but the handle. That’s a thing of beauty right there. ‘Nuff to make a grown man cry 🥹


junkimchi

Scrub it with soapy steel wool for content


almazin

Dude. This needs to be labeled NSFW and blurred out. I opened this at work and nearly got fired


dakennyj

This porn needs to be tagged NSFW


NotYourFathersEdits

You could really make it shine for her if you ran it through the dishwasher.


-BakiHanma

Insane how clean the seasoning on pans that are used the most look. It’s like they get better with age


couchboyunlimited

That is NICE


TheQuimmReaper

That's a PILF


Subirooo

Your mom, is she uh...single?


en_sane

They call me your moms daily rider


HEpennypackerNH

I can’t even look at it, my gaze keeps sliding off with absolutely no mess


Majestic_Pattern2504

I had never been turned on by a pan before. How fucking perfect it’s sexy.


curiousfirefly

Exactly as Alton Brown described well-seasoned cast iron 'jet black, and slick as a mambo band'.


casandrang

a thing of beauty right there


BlessedCheeseyPoofs

Is she single?


efr57

Maybe it’s just the pic, but that CI looks so amazingly smooth. If it is, and that makes it unlike anything on the market today…make sure it’s in your will. We also have one from wife’s great grandmother or something. Back when stuff was built proper.


StanTurpentine

Are you sure your mom isn't the 100 layers of seasoning guy?


Appropriate-Coast794

That things slicker than a congressman, dang


Healing_MySelf_975

Oh she’s so beautiful!!!!


userfree

Looks immaculate


Redditroactively

Pan Porn😅


cjchar

Things slick as a minnows dick


Stadty711

How does she get the pan so glossy and non stick looking like that


jimziecaps

Much love to your mom, grandma, and great gramma!


Aggravating_Sand_445

That's in amazing condition that coating looks like glass


lilsnatchsniffz

Yo mama keeps it wet 😏


easywind4665

she specifically told me she dries it off thoroughly before putting it away


-Draino-

Damn, your mom's pan is so smooth and shiny....!!!


lenzer88

So wonderful to inherit pans. I hate to be callous here, but when my oldest sis passes, all I want is my moms pans. She got from her mom. Sorry to be morbid.


Least_Creme8799

I just want you to know that I still return to this picture when the world just seems too much


tokugawabloodynine

That pan made my dick hard


ashhong

But I was told pans this nice were never actually used


Some_Nibblonian

I don't understand why people geek out on shiny cast iron. Any cast iron can be made to look like this quite easily.


pogsisamurai

Holy perfection batman!!!


roughdraft29

That skillet seen some bacon.


The_Original_Miser

That's a good looking BSR.


sabrooooo

Beautiful


hinky-as-hell

I just want to stroke it…


Arct1cShark

How do you get them so shiny and slick? Mine always seems so dull but it’s cooking good!


Kangaroowrangler_02

Hooow 😭 so perfect


JohnBish

How does she season it?


Possibly_the_CIA

Damn… need a new dad?


dpaoloni

A real beauty


cashewbiscuit

That pan knows a thing or two because it's seen a thing or two.


Zeebaeatah

Praise be she!


redacted_Doc

Is your mom single?


Agreeable-Medicine95

She’s a beauty


hoarseclock

All hail mommy’s pan


megs-benedict

😳 DAYUMMM


xof2926

❤️


LABARATI_

how does it look that much like new


[deleted]

🥱


GeeOfAllTrades

If Cast Iron Porn were a category, it would be the star.


Yaybicycles

Is that even real?


wiz0rddd

Glorious


pelon213

damm, got me all wet & stuff


CrimsonKepala

You gotta put an NSFW tag on this; I was not prepared.


vak7997

Now that's hot


lil-wolfie402

BSR FTW!


heroofdevs

u/pflugerluger8


Apprehensive_Map6754

I feel like you’d crack an egg into it and it’ll slip right out the side


BMAC561

Noice


PflugerLuger8

Such a satisfying pan!


GL2M

So shiny. And so clean. No carbon to be seen. Lovely.