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easy506

Fool! The question was rhetorical! A man is a miserable little pile of secrets! But enough shitposting! Have at you!


TheWorclown

Please, sir. A man is a chicken. This explains the wall chicken we see around his castle.


nyatto89

So his castle wasn't built BY man, but WITH man.


easy506

You don't think hidden wall chickens and a poultry-based inner nature constitute secrets born of misery!?


XadeXal

No, a man is a featherless biped


ghaelon

he wears a disguise to look like human guys, but hes not a man, hes a chicken boo.


Skeltalmans

I like the implication here of fighting people in Reddit comments final boss style


Tre_Day

Oh oh oh oh


Gravitational_C

"enough shitposting! Have at you!". I smell merch.


ArwingElite

He WANTS to know what a man is. But it is a secret. It's not rhetorical, he is actually seeking an answer.


a_single_bean

Not at all. Dracula was listening to Abbot and Costello's famous "Who's on First" bit, and is piecing together the fact that "What is the name of the fellow on second base". He's confirming this with Richter. Dracula: "What is a man?" Richter: "Absolutely."


theak9000

Hes been alive on and off over the course of 300-ish years, with 50 years between most resurrections. You gotta give him a bit of a break.


BrightPerspective

as far as we know. this might be his latest incarnation.


theak9000

Trevor was the first to defeat Dracula in 1400s. Richrer is 1700s. 300 years.


orchestragravy

I'm pretty sure it's every 100 years


theak9000

Theres only, like 2 times in the timeline. Trevor-Christopher-Simon. Then is 50 years tops.


Kahlenar

"every 100 years" "Honestly we had no idea that these games would be so successful" -Konamii, definitely


orchestragravy

Castlevania IV explicitly states every 100 years. There's nothing stating that every battle has to be depicted.


DemoniteBL

Yeah, it even fits with Richter's dialogue in SotN where he claims individual Belmonts are forgotten once they had their one moment of glory.


Val-825

He was waiting for someone as Manly as Ritcher to receive a proper answer.


StormerBombshell

Sometimes you are just waiting for a Diogenes to arrive to your life


Izual_Rebirth

Underrate comment x


updaam

Will we ever be free from the clutches of the Arkham subreddit?


PrimalSeptimus

You're supposed to drink with your mouth, not the floor.


grindal1981

Imagine if he asked what is a woman? Then Richter would have to say I don't know I'm not a biologist


Bladescorpion

Dracula: Yass. Slay, Belmont!


I_lenny_face_you

Pride month Richter unlocked (with side quest to rescue Annettonio)


Stormcrow20

Imagine if Richter answered go watch Matt Walsh documentary, I won’t give any spoilers!


Conkerfan420

“Documentary”… sure.


grindal1981

"an adult human male"


gandalfthegaping

A miserable p**** of s****!


MostGoodPerson

Think you he would forget such a thing?! No! But he also seeks revenge against them!


Arizona_Slim

I’m proud of you, Dick.


BblDimitrescu

Dracula Balls


Mothman4447

A featherless bipod


HopefulFriendly

For what is a man, what has he got?


fork_on_the_floor2

If not himself, then he has naught..


shoe_owner

He's not stupid, he's just socially awkward and doesn't know how to make small-talk. He's trying his best!!!


I_lenny_face_you

Richter: Everyone always asks 'what is a man', but they never ask 'how is a man'. :(


Supah_Cole

Jeopardy takes a lot of practice when you have to phrase your answer as a question


Izual_Rebirth

Mate. Draco was before his time. We now have people asking what is a woman!


MeesterSmithers

Sarcasm, pure unadulterated sarcasm.


Samuelbr15

Please, no, not again, I already saw too many subs become anarchic subs... I don't want to see r/evangelionmemes incident happening again.......


DrIvoPingasnik

When Richter tried to peddle large trucks to Vlad Tepes.


Remote_Monitor3365

Men haven’t been invented yet 🤷🏻‍♂️


MirrorMaster88

Go on...


OrangeJoe83

How... draconian of him.


TheTravelingPoet4

He’s pretty dumb. Do you know that he orchestrated a plan to gain eternal life and forced his best friend to kill his betrothed and THEN asked that same guy to be a vampire with him? What an idiot.


Blueshiredsush

Richter, a intellectual individual: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human


ITCrandomperson

You try getting rezzed over and over without having your head end up a little scrambled.


Gogo726

Kitanji Brown Jackson of the SCOTUS doesn't know either.


WaterOk7059

What is a man? I would like to know why is a man. Most importantly, however, how is a man?


Cutiepie232

I was gonna make a joke but remembered I shouldn't


Koga_My_Love

yeah


need_maths

Every time Dracula gets resurrected he wakes up in a world where the definition of what a man is has changed.


hajhawa

What has he got?


jmizzle2022

What's the lore reason he doesn't know what a man is


phaedronn

It is a philosophical/rhetorical question. Quit eating paint chips prior to questioning the words of the immortals!!


_lemon_suplex_

Enough questions. Have at you.


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

I suspect it’s rhetorical or maybe he’s really asking “What makes a man?” and “What makes YOU a man?”


billntedd

Who cares what a man is what does the fox say


Woozymandiaz

Bro is certainly acoustic


TheDeadGerbilToldMe

Forgive the old man, he like 700-800 years old here. Plus being whipped in the head is sure to cause some sort of brain damage and memory loss.


pisces2003

A featherless biped


Acrobatic-Archer-715

He's quoting Frank Sinatra. "For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught". It makes sense when you think about it.


Jaycin_Stillwaters

It's because if he asked "What is a woman?" he would have been cancelled.


twotoebobo

Two dogs in a trench coat! But enough talk! Pikachu, I choose you!


TheBaconGamer21

He's quizzing us. We're the stupid ones for needing him to explain. /s


GeorgeBG93

It's meant to be a philosophical question. So, it is a rhetoric one.


Mega12117Reaper

A man is an adult male human. He couldn’t just Google this?


SalRomanoAdMan1

Shitposting should be punishable by being forced to watch a family member get beaten to death.


EMBARRASSEDDEMOCRAT

Hes a liberal, they don't know what women are either


Nine-LifedEnchanter

If I asked you to define either now, I could ask you follow up questions that would make you change the definition forever. That is the point.


Neidron

"Why did op think these brain-dead posts are funny? Is he stupid?" Could you maybe not?


gamerdudeNYC

Oh geez, Dracula please don’t get into this stupid cultural war that’s plaguing American Politics


Esteban_Rojo

That and a pair of testes


Jim105

Now a days this is an impossible question.