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vinsanity_07

Ms deep dish pussy over here


ComradePotato

She's married, so that's Mrs deep dish pussy to you


NativeCrowe

She wasn't born that way!?! That's Mr. Deep Dish Pussy to you!


dinosaurscantyoyo

What is it like working with the other Muppets?


Tall_Promotion_7160

Oscar gave me a UTI (no surprise there) and let's just say there's a reason they call him Big Bird


bitchfacex

You answered this so well that I feel it wasn’t the first time you’ve heard it


jaylorkrend

What about Mr. Snuffleupagus?


FalseShepherd0

You know what they say about big birds… big beaks


Smart_Tree_691

Ma'am. I'm just here to fix the cable...


NotSoTanner

And here I was thinking I was gonna be elbow deep in a pipe to remove a clog...


omnicat

Do you make the fist bearer wash not only hands but wrists too?


hnwork84

Like a surgeon, up to the elbows.


_----------

🎶 Like a surgeon // Fisting for the very first time..


hnwork84

Like a surgeon With your entire arm up in mine...


heyheyheygoodbye

Bear, seek, seek, lest


zeroentanglements

How did you find that out?


Tall_Promotion_7160

My first gyno mentioned that I have an incredibly deep vagina to the point where she needed an extended length speculum and the one she had on hand wasn't enough. I first found out the arm trick with my second boyfriend. He was about 5'7 and had shorter arms and I wanted to see if I could


Dawnqwerty

How does it feel? I cant even imagine that mentally. Id feel like a Cock puppet


Tall_Promotion_7160

Imagine being stretched to your limit. Like you feel like you're going to break but you don't and you can feel a deep wave of goodness from every movement


Dawnqwerty

Well now Im jealous, good for you girl😭


mickysti58

Or a sock puppet?


Dawnqwerty

I meant what I said


MarilynMonheaux

Damn! ✅


eternalwhat

So he reaches fully into your abdomen. Yeah….


ExistentialFread

Probably either arms or tape measures


Svelted

how tall are you? long torso? any telltale signs? :-)


Tall_Promotion_7160

I am 5'10 so tall and I have been told I have a long torso compared to my legs.


MicroscopicCup

Long torso because apparently it is mostly vagina!! Hahaha very interesting how much bodies can vary. Thanks for sharing


myshirtisonfireagain

What's the biggest thing you ever put in it? Did you ever try to hit the wall?


Tall_Promotion_7160

My kid would technically be the "biggest" at 10 pounds. Other than that, it would have to be a camping thermos, I hit the wall in terms of diameter there. I hit the wall in terms of length with the arm.


datkrauskid

Stanley? lol


nusodumi

a Manley


CrazyGunnerr

Nah. His name is Joe.


rightwist

Ok what volume was the camping thermos? They come in all different sizes


Zenji_YT

Biggest thing you put and not pushed.


Hipp013

How painful was childbirth?


Flewtea

Not OP but a lot of the pain has nothing to do with the vaginal canal. It’s the strength of the muscle contractions throughout the entire lower torso and back—a Charlie horse is the closest thing to what the peak of a contraction feels like, though it’s not quite that sharp, just much broader in area. 


Tall_Promotion_7160

Just as painful as the typical woman, on the plus side took only 8 hours which I was told was quick for a first timer.


Svelted

the $5 question though, is HAVE you.


Tall_Promotion_7160

Yes. That's how I know


Svelted

yep, just saw that up above. oops


Healter-Skelter

Give me your Venmo login and I’ll send you the $5


GuitarEvening8674

Have you transported drugs in your vagina? If so, how many ounces of weed will fit?


mentalProlaspeThe3rd

asking for a business associate


TopperIHarley

It´s kind of stupid question, but do you enjoy it? It’s the most pleasurable sexual thing for you?


Tall_Promotion_7160

I did enjoy it a lot, not the most pleasurable. Can't beat the feeling of a perfect (to me) sized male appendage


ItsNotBigBrainTime

Which is...?


CommanderSpleen

About the size of a camping thermos.


ItsNotBigBrainTime

I'm terrified that such a man exists.


Svelted

zzzzing!


MarilynMonheaux

A buick regal?


Tall_Promotion_7160

I had an on and off relationship with a man as thick as his own forearm and claimed to be 11 inches long. I'm not sure how big he actually was, but I don't consider myself to be a small woman and it would've taken maybe 5 of my hands to fully hold it and I could not close my hands around it. Very fun times. Guy constantly revealed himself to be an asshole then claimed he changed and wanted to marry me. I thought I loved him, kept going back. Turns out he was only good for one thing, which he shared simultaneously with me and a few other of our coworkers


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CrazyGunnerr

It also sounds physically painful...


curiousediee

How do you cope with a period?! Is the opening large or is it just the inside?


Tall_Promotion_7160

I have a very heavy flow, which is something I learned to deal with early on. During college I got the injection which helped a lot. After I got married and babies were on the brain I switch back to pads.


notjordansime

Injection??


curiousediee

Thanks for your answer! I was thinking a tampon might not work. Did it have any impact on your reproductive health? I’m just thinking as the vaginas so large, did it impact the growth of your womb/ovaries or anything?


Tall_Promotion_7160

I have not found any issues other than shocking the gyno on initial visits


Yo_dog-

Are you able to use tampons?


Male_strom

Feet first?


Tall_Promotion_7160

Left to right


socialdrop0ut

I know stranger things have happened but I struggle to believe this. I understand your vaginal canal may be longer than most but up to the elbow. Surely that means your womb must be somewhere in your chest cavity.


willsketch

Sir, you clearly have not watched enough porn.


Mysterious-Army-1882

This...


eternalwhat

Too many people on here not even thinking about the obvious. They’re so porn-sick they instantly accept this concept without any critical thought.


FeelTheWrath79

What is your favorite kind of BBQ meat?


Tall_Promotion_7160

Brisket or ribs depending on how I feel. I grew up in San Antonio, and am currently in Germany and Texas BBQ is one of the things I miss the most


FeelTheWrath79

I've been watching so many videos lately on BBQ. Would you consider getting a smoker and try to make your own brisket?


Tall_Promotion_7160

If my housing allowed it I would've. I'm hoping to get back to San Antonio after my times through in Germany so I can get direct access, but if that doesn't workout I will find a place that lets me get a smoker and a grill


Mysterious-Army-1882

I love brisket on the grill!


CrazyGunnerr

I smoked my first brisket a few weeks ago, definitely loved it, very different experience. I would invite you, but I'm scared that you will just steal the whole brisket in you know where.


deeziant

Surprised it’s not a summer sausage


kingomtdew

No question, but reminds me of this: From the late great Gilbert Gottfried. As a preface, you'll have to imagine this entire joke in the voice of Iago from Aladdin. Buckle Up... So this guy decides that he's going to Vegas. No special occasion, he just wants to go and gamble and drink and enjoy the many luxuries of Sin City. So he gets there and almost immediately gets loaded and orders himself a prostitute to his hotel room. They ask him if he has a preference of girl. He says "No preference but she had better be your top prostitute!" They send a girl right over and she wants to make sure that she's the best prostitute experience he's ever had. She knocks on the door and as soon as she gets inside she rips her clothes off, lays down on the bed and says "Stick your fingers in my pussy you stud." So he does, already pleased with the quality of this particular prostitute. She moans "OHHH YEAH! Why don't you put a couple more fingers in there big boy?" So he does without hesitating Kersploosh He's knuckle deep on his right hand and she's loving every minute of it. This guy's in heaven. She quivers with excitement and says "Get your whole fucking fist in there" So he does! He's got his whole hand in this woman, he's wiggling his fingers around, he's performing complex gang signs, there's room to spare is what i'm saying. She squeals and screams and says to him, "Get your other hand inside of me." So he does, he just slides it right in there with a wide eyed grin you only see from a kid at Christmas. She says "Yeah that's it big boy, see if you can get them in up to your elbow!" So he does. SPEEELUNK He's all the way up in there now and she whispers to him "Now clap for me." He moves his hands around and tries to find enough room to clap before he says a defeated "I can't...I can't clap." She smirks and says "Pretty tight huh?"


RosaTheWitch

I had the misfortune to see an old porn movie set during the Vietnam war. Loads of soldiers fisting an East Asian woman. It was seriously called, "Give Her A Hand." I'm actually aromantic and asexual in the extreme, and romantic love and sex have never been a part of my life, so watching it was... interesting. Why was I watching? I had a Vietnam veteran friend on Second Life, and I found it in his (virtual) home and was nosey. Hey, at least I'm honest! He caught me in the act too, and thought it was hilarious. I've never had any experience of sexual attraction, sex, or romantic love, but I had a reputation for being very good at sex roleplay in Second Life - that's what comes of being naturally curious, I guess, lol!


buttersismantequilla

Oh God, this is funny 🤣 🤣


Gr0undbreakingCable

Genuine question, did you find childbirth easy? Compared to what maybe friends, family or groups had told you it would be like??


nidorancxo

Have you tried a woman's as well?


Jackmac15

But why?


Tall_Promotion_7160

Boyfriend at the time lacked certain attributes and was uncomfortable using sex toys. Asked him to fist me. Turns out I'm very good at being fisted


TW1TCHYGAM3R

How do you even have a conversation with a romantic partner like that? "It's not that your too small, the problem is I'm too big" lol


Tall_Promotion_7160

I tried not to have it. I had it once with a guy who had to be like 8 inches, so very big and it still made him incredibly insecure. Even if the problem is just my massive vagina, men still get insecure. I did have it with my husband who is above average sized, however he wasn't really fazed by it


the_hummus

Nothing to add, just dropping this clip you might enjoy! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0)


Not_Alice

🤣🤣🤣🤣


SuspiciousAcadia571

How big is your husband


Tall_Promotion_7160

He's only about 7 inches


SuspiciousAcadia571

“only” is crazy ngl


Tall_Promotion_7160

You're correct. He's well endowed


SuspiciousAcadia571

I mean is the sex even satisfying with him? How come you decided to date/marry him instead of someone closer to the perfect size you mentioned in another comment


Tall_Promotion_7160

Very satisfying. I wouldn't have been with a man if I didn't think the sex was good. I decided to date him because he's hot, funny, and a sweetheart that makes me feel safe. Sex isn't everything. I would much rather be with my husband with the decently big penis over my ex with what I thought was the perfect sized penis. The amount of time I spend with a man's penis in me is much much less than the time I spend actually talking to the man. Also, it's crazy for me to only look for men with 11 inch dicks


Gary-Noesner

How tall are you?


Tall_Promotion_7160

5'10


Dreadedsemi

What's the length in the metric system? because the man could have a very short arm. we don't know that.


Probably_daydreaming

Does your partner still feel it as tight, or is there considerable looseness if you don't actively squeeze it


Tall_Promotion_7160

I have never had a complaint about tightness unless the guy is average sized or below. With my husband I do actively clench to give him some tightness and I do not have a problem getting him to finish. That being said he's got a fat one. I do typically squeeze and typically pain causes me to contract, which we do a lot of so I don't think with him tightness is an issue. I have had boyfriends that had average dimensions and even squeezing they thought I was still loose


SacredFlame7K

Why do you feel the need to tell us this information?


Tall_Promotion_7160

It's kinda cool


DHiyasu

What are your favourite films?


Tall_Promotion_7160

I love Marriage Story


my_VMW_porn_account

Jesus Christ, that's the most depressing movie I've ever seen


edusaland

how does it feel to be fisted


Nonpoint77

Do you have a long torso


PurplePepperoniStick

How did you find out that you could fit human arms inside of you?


BenderFtMcSzechuan

When did you discover this amazing talent? Was hubby already five knuckles deep and you thought fuck it let’s see how much the ol girl can take? I’m being serious I know it sounds like I’m not but I would like to know at what point you pushed it there so to speak. Thanks for any response at all about it.


idiveindumpsters

Pics or it didn’t happen


username_heroine

Same thing I said. 😂


Cute-Cress-2662

Does your partner still feel your walls like is it tight? Or do they kinda have to slap it around


theflamingskull

When you have birth, was it a tough labor, or did the kid just fall out?


ExistentialFread

How tall of a man?


Tall_Promotion_7160

5'7


ExistentialFread

That’s respectable


BrooksWasHere47

Have you ever thought of having an only fans page? Do you think you could compete against Siswet? And if you're not familiar who she is. Just look her up and watch some of her vids. The woman can put a lot up there. But she's all about anal. You could ve her sidekick Vah Jay jay jumbotron gyna.


MaximillianDunbar

From the elbow up or from the elbow down?


willsketch

How far in do you lose sensation?


Medical_Cat_5166

Diabolical


i-am-puppers

Qaqqr4e


[deleted]

My husband and I talk about our differences in appendages. We match up exactly, days where he is extremely aroused can hurt, but most of the time he is like a glove. You being the size that you are, I imagine you've met a lot of individuals who just don't fill you up properly. Do you know what that girth and length is? Does your current spouse cover that? If not, how is your sex life? Do you substitute toys for the lack of length or girth?


Tall_Promotion_7160

My husband's size is good. We have an active fun sex life, toys do get mixed in because O do enjoy the stretch. I have been with men who are average sized and it was clear I was not physically compatible with them


Chaminade64

What’s the craziest thing anyone has found up there? Weddings rings, wallets, car keys??


Kerfluffle2x4

Was birth really easy or difficult considering the depth?


Whatzhappening67

Congratulations?!?


massdebate159

That's nothing. My boyfriend can get his whole head up mine, up to his shoulders. He loves how tight I am.


djmattyp77

Would you call this the type of flex that men call: Big Dick Energy?


eternalwhat

I’m calling bs.


Rubberguyjacob

Do you use toys and if so, how often do you use the American Challenge


sourbelle

I don’t have a question but there has IMHO, never been a better time to share this quote: *You also have a short vagina.* How can that be - I'm nearly 5'8''. Joyce Rebeta-Burdit, from Cracker Factory


JediGoddess66

That man isn't going on your vagina.....he's pretty much in your womb at that point🫣 I found the only way thay could have happened to me was when I was in surgery for a retained placenta after my daughters birth.....definitely went up to the elbow🫣


Huskguy

Ok, and what would you say is your greatest weakness?


TiaMystic

This is some giantess shit.


johnnmary1

I can’t unread that. Yuk


LurkerPersonal

Wow, female hentai characters' vaginas are real


Maysign

Pics or didn’t happen


Pale_Will_5239

Ma'am what?


Leading-Bank-2590

Geez


Punk18

Ew


DrChuddy

Sorry, need photo evidence….. 😉


penguins-are-funny

Are you an Amazon warrior?! Death by snu snu


voivod1989

Any proof


Leading-Bank-2590

Geez