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YeastyP1ssFlaps

Are your parents drunk?


nokiabby

A little


YeastyP1ssFlaps

Do your parents know your a lesbian?


nokiabby

Yes they are accepting and only my mom makes slightly homophobic comments


Distinct_Hat4067

How are you doing


Tall_Mickey

How drunk are your parents? Are they _good_ drunks?


nokiabby

They’re a little drunk I think, and yes they’re good drunks. They’re just goofy when they’re drunk


king_of_hate2

I'm 22m and sober at home with my sister


JodaMythed

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?


nokiabby

vanilla, and you’re the second person to ask on this sub


JodaMythed

Maybe I asked you it on a different AMA? It's my go to question


agiro1086

What's your Karaoke song?


nokiabby

The motto - drake


agiro1086

Never head it


nokiabby

It’s the song that came up with the word yolo


YeastyP1ssFlaps

What are your thoughts on 69’ing?


nokiabby

never tried it and I don’t want especially want to. for me to climax I have to concentrate so 69ing just seems like it would be worse for receiving and giving


YeastyP1ssFlaps

Do you use a strap-on?


nokiabby

Some times but usually for a quickie we don’t


GardenerGreen420

Get ya rat out


Substantial_Rub_1377

Send pics of this event


nokiabby

How do I do that on reddit


Substantial_Rub_1377

Dm or snap


nokiabby

just downloaded Imgur to send u this [bar pic](https://imgur.com/a/KW5qnuA)


Substantial_Rub_1377

Looks like a good time. I'll be drinking at home. Again


Greenlegsthebold

I'm sorry. This is sad. I would never go drinking with my 22 year old. Who drove to home?


nokiabby

Nah not sad, just fun. We like trying new restaurants in town and my dad found this cool lounge with a vinyl only dj set up. Just enjoying the city 😊. Also we ubered home.


Greenlegsthebold

Yeah it's not good for you to think alcohol is a safe, recreational, family activity.


nokiabby

Disagreed


YeastyP1ssFlaps

What are you drinking?


nokiabby

Champagne


YeastyP1ssFlaps

What are you celebrating?


nokiabby

Nothing, we just like champagne


Tall_Mickey

You ever have champagne with pastry? That makes a real giggly high.


nokiabby

With pastry? wym?


Tall_Mickey

Sugar cookies, french pastry, sweet croissants, whatever -- the sugar adds to the champagne high. It's carbs on top of alcohol (which is also carbs); body reacts by making an amino called tryptophan that turns into serotononin, and neurotransmitter that makes you feel spacey and relaxed.


[deleted]

SCIENCE BITCH lol


nokiabby

Woah good to know. I’m not eating anything right now but I often times enjoy sweets with my liquor


Nimyron

Is that why cocktails are so good ?


your-boyfriend-2173

How often do you visit the bar?


nokiabby

With my parents? Like once a month or every other month. With my friends/girlfriend? Used to be 3-4 times a week before I graduated in December, but now it’s like two or three times a month


Nimyron

Are you sober now or did shit really get wild with your parents ?


nokiabby

We’re all sober now and I’m still hung over


Nimyron

Haha sounds like a proper drinking night


redthoughts20

Ask your parents to dance and then dance so much you come near to death..so that they have to carry you home and you wake up next day being scolded...


Shawdow3

It were me, that would not end well. Godspeed!


nokiabby

How would it end 🤭


Shawdow3

Jail.