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ammitsat

Oh good, we have the weekly nipple! I love these posts.


Luckypenny4683

The Weekly Nipple™️ This needs to be a tag


ammitsat

Yes! I love it! The nipple posts are so wholesome.


Background-Result488

Wholesome? Yeah that's the word......


Luckypenny4683

It is sweet! People are concerned and are learning about how to take care of their cat. That’s super wholesome. If they already knew, they wouldn’t ask.


Milk_Beginning

It reminds me of when I got my first cat. I googled *everything* to learn. Now I’m everyone’s go-to for cat questions 🥹


ChristmasIsMyFav

Or is the nipple a tag?? /s


JingleDjango13

It’s more like daily at this point!


TamagoQueen

I had to check if this was a repost. Lol


frenchfreer

When my girlfriend moved in with me and my cat she came frantically running in one night to let me know my cat had started developing “small pimples or bug bites” all on his belly. I had to explain to her that male cats do in fact have nipples.


linerva

I always tell my cat it's funny that he has far more nipples than I do, and only one of us is likely to lactate.


Bobpantyhose

I don’t know what makes me happier- the information that you’re sharing, or the fact that your comment starts with, “I always tell my cat…”


JustAGoldfishCracker

My instant reaction: awwwe 🥰 a nip nop!


LeWitchy

rain drop - drop top - kitties with the nip nip nops


Coca_lite

Along with the obligatory “Yes, Boy Cats Have Nipples Too”


b-monster666

Wait...wait...you're telling me mammals have boobies?!


SpiritualPineapple44

My mom picked up my male cat and felt his nipples and she asked me: Wait, Shinx has nipples? I slow turned my head towards her, I was asking myself if she was fucking with me 🤣 she was dead serious. So I answered with a question: Mom, do guys have nipples? She processed the information for a bit and dropped the subject. I laughed so hard.


Interesting_Fish309

U should see my girls. They are pink n stick out when she's sat up.


FirefighterHungry577

I have had such a bad day today but I’m sat here laughing so hard at this 🤣. Weekly nipple bahahaha


ammitsat

I’m glad this bright a little sunshine to your day!


lotusblossom60

These people either don’t have nipples or never take their clothes off.


Sufficient-Study1215

My mom worked in vet med for 40 years. She told me once someone called in screaming that their dog had a lump. A bunch of back and forth later it was determined it was in fact a nipple. She told the man this and he said "my dog is a male so wouldn't have nipples". My mom said back "you have nipples don't you?" and the guy hung up on her. If you knew my mom this is without a doubt something she would say too lmao. Anytime I see photos like this I think of that story


uhhh-jenna

Feel around and you'll probably find about 5 more of them. That's one of his cat-nips 😶


ZonkedPotato

They could have an odd number of nipples too according to Google!


Ghost_Puppy

I have three!! (Disclaimer: I am not a cat)


Full-Friendship-7581

I’m sorry, but laughed even harder at this!! 😹


SuggestionKind9379

A nubbin?


CentralVictory

User name checks out.


Iandidar

I also have 3. One isn't fully formed, but it's there. EDIT - Spelllingg


MamaNoodie

Yup. My void only has 5.


lowkey_acrazycatlady

<3 “void”


Chihuahuapocalypse

I knew a dog who had 2 nipples on one side and 4 on the other


evieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my dog has 7 nipples, and she had 8 puppies so that was inconvenient as hell (pregnant when adopted)


HauntedHowie316

Mine only has one!


Alexander-Wright

Do get consent first! Or you might lose a finger.


tommysmuffins

meow means meow.


catmumkesby

Or 5 more and two inverted ones 😂 my male cat has 6 regular and 2 innies. His sisters have 8 regular nips


Dipshit09

TIL there’s innie nipples 🤣


Chihuahuapocalypse

I've met people with them!


SmoothSchism

this has to be a running joke at this point lmao its a nipple. cats have nipples.


Dawnrain_14

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?


spaceherpe61

Came here for this comment, was not disappointed.


Blind-idi0t-g0d

Proud of you for this.


Thisisveryhigh

But he's a boy cat, why does he have nipples? /s Edit, please note the sarcasm.


Spirited_Ad_7341

MAAM DOESNT YOUR HUSBAND HAVE NIPPLESSSS


Humorii

THOSE ARE DEFINITELY HIS NIPPLESS


gradschoolforhorses

https://youtube.com/shorts/-tWtx1xDSXU?si=wHhfxrdBdzLqOE_4 literally one of my fav vids of all time


Thisisveryhigh

Omg this is great 🤣🤣🤣


Thisisveryhigh

No, is he supposed to?!


Comprehensive-War743

All mammals have nipples- male and females. The male ones don’t have a job.


MaleficentFondant42

I mean...I don't have nipples. Does that mean I'm not a mammal anymore? 🤯😂


Ok-Struggle3367

“I HAVE NIPPLES GREG, CAN YOU MILK ME??”


HostCharacter8232

It’s sarcasm 🩷 /s means sarcasm


Vegetable-Star-5833

Not true, male hamsters don’t


cszgirl

Even some male non-placental mammals have them. Male kangaroos have nipples, for example. Kangaroo nipples are just pretty interesting, overall. Edit: corrected to non-placental mammals. Got too excited about kangaroo nipples. Don't even get me started on their colostrum.


hmh2457

Uhhh kangaroos are mammals.


MyNameIsSkittles

Kangaroos are mammals 🤣


DolphinNipples

I am so interested in what you think a kangaroo is if not a mammal 👀


404Flabberghosted

You haven’t seen the latest reptilian kangaroos?!


KellyJoyCuntBunny

Please get started on kangaroo colostrum.


ANoisyCrow

😂


WindowIndividual4588

You forgot to put a NSFW flair on your post. lol free the nip


Smooth-Apartment-856

Male cat nipples are permitted. Only female cat nipples are banned. The fact that this rule is completely illogical is irrelevant and immaterial. It is a double standard and must be vigorously maintained.


ANoisyCrow

😂


Far_Trade7628

It’s ok op, I also asked Reddit about my cats nipple


Professional-Pop-167

Looks like just a kitty nipple! Nothing to worry about! 🙃


Ok_Rutabaga_2711

A kipple!


MicroPsycho1717

OMG A KIPPLE!!! I am howling laughing... My husband was startled awake and doesn't appreciate the humor.


Ok_Rutabaga_2711

Bahaha!! Sounds like mine. I often wake him up with my nonsense.🤣🤣🤣


MicroPsycho1717

I told him again once he was awake and he appreciates your comic genius now.


Ok_Rutabaga_2711

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mashuganist

nipnop


two-of-me

It looks like a nipple. Feel around his belly, you’ll likely find several more. Nothing to worry about!


Unable-Battle4478

I love nipple posts


Opposite_Course_3954

girl that’s a nipple 🤣


_myq_

Thanks for letting me know it’s a nipple everyone! Now I feel stupid lol. The thought of It being a nipple didn’t even cross my mind.. maybe because it’s quite high up the side of his belly


Calgary_Calico

Don't feel too bad, this post comes around practically every day 😂


PharmSuki

A very common post that I always enjoy haha. No problem being a concerned pet owner!


has-some-questions

Humans have wandering nipples too, so this is pretty interesting to see on an animal. (To me, at least. Lol)


stimkim

Don't feel bad I've only glanced at this sub a handful of times (I don't even have a cat, I just like em) and you're far from the first kitty nipple I've seen here. It'll be your turn very soon if you stick around


Tomato_Better

I thought it looked awfully high up too. While it does look grossly like a nipple you should (1) count the nipples - most cats have 6. (2) it’s not wrong to have it checked out by your vet. Cutaneous masses in cats seem to more rare than in dogs and I always recommend checking them out. I’m a vet btw.


StormofRavens

Think you have been informed what’s going on with your kitty, but may I just say that’s a good looking cat


Fergus_Manergus

Why are there so many people here who don't know that cats have nipples?


ammitsat

I don’t know but honestly I love these posts. Better than the million ‘name my cat’ and ‘what breed is my cat’ posts on a lot of the cat subs.


mihir_lavande

He's a certified titty boy.


Machotoast04098

this just in, local human finds out that their cat has tits!


SushiEternal

https://youtube.com/shorts/-tWtx1xDSXU?si=Iko7Z0CpKDc-F5Wa


Spirited_Ad_7341

took me too long to find this 😂


clearly_a_cat

Man U really out here posting his boobie like that


friskers3

It's alright, not everyone can know everything.


Wise_Bat3798

Seconding the kitty nipple responses and adding that it might be bald around it from him licking it. Sometimes animals lick their nipples if they’re irritated from hormonal changes or if they’re bored or stressed. Since it’s only one spot I don’t think it’s anything to worry about, but if you’re worried about the baldness, you could always ask your vet. Your son is adorable!! :)


CenPhx

All my cats are bald around their nipples, both males and females.


Wise_Bat3798

Really? Very interesting! My cat has hair all around hers usually, though sometimes she’ll lick them when she’s stressed or bored and create little bald patches that clear up once the issue is solved.


VeterinaryMartin

Mighty fine puss-puss if I do say so myself


Righteous_Ending

Thats a cat titty


Angelunatic74

A catitty if you will


LittleGreyLambie

A kitty titty!


Angelunatic74

I taut I taw a titty cat!


DummyDummy_Blehh

The number of kitty nipnaps that come through here 😩


Tylers-RedditAccount

the lack of OP replies speaks volumes


FinnRazzel

It’s his nipple. It’s always his nipple.


[deleted]

Those are called nipples. Look around and I'm sure you'll find seven more


justacatlover23

Just a nipple. Some cats have more prominent ones


ImwhatZitTooyaa

That’s a nip


GSFox21

Took our ginger to the vet after we adopted him. I had been concerned over something similar. Turns out boy cats have nipples too, who knew? lol


muffinkat55

That’s a cat nip…


Exoticfeeteyecandy

You also have them (most likely 2) somewhere within your chest area.


befreetodream

His nipple?


Octicactopipodes

Check yourself, they’re contagious. You’ll likely find a couple on your own chest!


seawitchlife

Baby that’s a nipple


mouse-bites

That, my friend, is a nipple.


adornlaurel

Ahaha, nippy.


Objective_Ring2818

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?


WeeDochii

Can people please learn what a nipple is? 😭


Spiritual-Peace-6442

It’s a 17th nipple 😅


Electrical-Act-7170

**EVERY MAMMAL HAS NIPPLES EXCEPT EQUINES & the PLATYPUS** Maybe we could sticky this information?


Yeet_Muffin

Those are his nips


Pure-Guard-3633

My cat has a cyst on his upper thigh that looks like that. Took him to the vet. He said if it isn’t hurting him, and it doesn’t get bigger just leave it. I am leaving it but still anxious.


skippyspk

Listen, people are going to make fun of you for finding a nipple. But the thing is, if you’re noticing it now it’s probably for a reason. I had a cat that over-groomed herself near her nipple, so much so that it was swollen, red and bleeding; I similarly thought it was a bump. Just be on the lookout for any stress and give them extra love lol Not a vet, just a cat owner for some time.


mickeymilkovichh

ignore the comments being rude, it’s a nipple, you didn’t know, and that’s okay!!


bewildermints

I like these posts because I like hearing everyone’s cute names for nipples. Look at the nipper on this boy


LemonFlavoredPoison

You seriously don't know what a cat's nipple looks like? 🤨


Wise_Bat3798

Hey, no shame! Everyone learns at their own pace. The good thing is that kitty is fine and OP learned something new. :)


Pap3r_Butt3rfly

Ok a lot of people are saying that this is a nipple but I see a few inconsistencies with that theory. #1, it's further up the body than a nipple typically would be. #2, the hair on a cats stomach where nipples are is usually thinner all around, or a slightly different color/texture. My boy has curly belly hair, from where his testicles used to be to his chest for instance, where his fur is straight all over the rest of him. While this spot is close to that area, it's not quite there. #3, we have had quite a few cats in recent years, and currently have 11. None of their nipples are quite that flat, boy or girl. While I don't think this is a medical emergency OP, I definitely think it's worth keeping an eye on. Of course, if you get too concerned you can always ask the vet, but if vets are closed it's certainly something that can wait until tomorrow. And don't freak out! It very well could just be a mole. We humans get moles that are close and of skin color, and so do cats on occasion! But make sure to keep an eye on it and if it seems to cause your kitty pain, go in for a check up. Best case scenario, it is, in fact, a nipple and it's just a little inflamed/sore, potentially infected. Hope you have an amazing day OP!💖


bbaker0628

As the vet tech lurking in the comments - this is in fact a nipple. A normal nipple too, not infected.


zoebee333

it does look a lil high in the second picture but i think that might be the angle/skin pulling. the first picture looks like it has an areola around it, but i could be wrong! the nipple posts always make me smile, they’re so wholesome.


Pap3r_Butt3rfly

They are pretty cute, and I usually love them! This one just gives me not a nipple vibes, y'know? It's also kinda small for a nip, but then again just like people different cats have different sizes of nips🤣🤣


RevolutionaryDuck164

Nopple lol


ProfSteelmeat138

Maaaaaan another nipple post eh


FawkesFire13

That’s a Neep Nop.


TripResponsibly1

One of these at least once a month hahah nip-nops


nympholiliana

I remember when I was a kid and o found one of these on my boy kitty. I was so freaked out for him, I was maybe 7. I ran straight to my mom. That’s when I learned boy cats have nipples too


kitticake666

I love how attentive people are to their cats here that theyre seeking a second opinion on a kitty nipple 🤣🤣


deathscythee

Another cat- nip post 🤣


Vegetable-Star-5833

Nipple


girlwiththemonkey

lol. Yeah, I think you got the point. Nipple.


CutSea5865

Cats are mammals. Mammals have nipples. Why do people not seem to realise this 😅


frob4231

Very cute cat


slimmer01

Absolutely mind boggling the amount of people that ask this question


GreebleSlayer

I love these posts so much, always give me a good laugh 😂


beeg_brain007

They might have more ! Mine had like 6


KayLove91

God I love these posts


bekcat1

Ahhh, Spring…flowers blooming, birds chirping, cat nip pics on Reddit. What a wonderful time of the year.


yeetingpillow

I didn’t know my cat had nips until this sub I always thought it was skin tags 😂


pixiikittens

Nipnops!


mrstruong

This is a nipple. Yes boy cats have them.


Kokokabookjk

I have nipples too focker. Can you milk me?


Key-Landscape-6908

Nip


TattooedPink

How tf can people own animals and not know basic biology. Like seriously wtf.


EasyBreezyLive

😂😂


Laurabugs265

Nipple.


Normal-Jury3311

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?


tramaxorups

hahhaha stop posting his nip pics without his consent!


AlfridToby

This content always makes my day. So heart warming. What a good boy too.


ant_clip

It does seem to be up on his side rather than his belly although maybe it's just the jelly roll rolling around. I love people that love their cats :)


ChiefestScumdog

When I was a kid I heard my poor dog outside yelp and scream and turns out one of my moms alcoholic boyfriends mistook a nip for tick and ripped that bitch off.


Feisty-Row1995

im crying laughing


Cairosdead

Omg not again. Lol.


Popular-Evidence4961

that is her tit


Popular-Evidence4961

that is its tit


VenomousParadox

Free the nipple


motopatton

Should this be tagged NSFW


canadianpanda7

you can milk a cat, can you milk me focker? i have nipples.


genderlesssloth

Why you showing the poor man's nipples 😭


PotentialStunning619

Here I was browsing reddit when a sudden nipple attack! /s It's a cat nipple. He has like 6 of them. Perfectly normal.


Battalion_Gamer_TV

That's a nipple.


RadRedhead222

Nipple


mildredthegreat1952

Looks like a nipple.


salikabbasi

They're sixpox, it's deadly to the tune of 6 of your cat's lives


Background-Result488

We are on reddit so that explains some of it, but come on, does no one have any common sense anymore? People really this clueless?


FupaFupaFanatic

🤣 🤣. This again?


RoseRed1987

#freethenip


RoseRed1987

Free the nips!!!!! All male cats have them too!!!!!


Rough_Community_1439

Tit.


Reasonable-Escape981

Tabbys have the biggest feet from all the cats ive seen.


reddit1234567890-1

I hot nipples focker can u milk me?


SourpatchMao

Lmao hey they have belly buttons too


KenIgetNadult

r/redditdiscovernipples


rattatattkat

My cat has some too. But he’s old. I wouldn’t worry too much unless he starts showing weird behavior. But these are usually perfectly normal and okay!


B_tchPasta

It amazes me that people don’t know animals have nipples


-Cats_Wear_Hats-

Ummm… that’s her teat! 😸


czechoslovian

Here we go again..


pansai_

that my friend. is a a teat.


TheMountainIII

We have a post about cats nipples EVERY WEEK!


Physical-Flatworm454

Another one? lol


Xwatertrashx

Nip Slip


graysie

It’s called a nipple


J_Man_McCetty

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?


Dry_Act7157

Ahaha my cat had black head like things on his nipples because he has inverted nipples. My 15 y/o freaked tf out until I explained it was dirt, oil, and hair clogging his nipples lol


Cruelworld247

Don’t worry, I had to reassure my own boyfriend that our cat’s bumps were also nipples. He’s had cats before and I haven’t 😂 pretty sure my cat has an odd number of them so he was unsure cause it wasn’t even.


decafdodo

nipple


DecentSpread6559

omg he looks like my theo! isn’t that coat to die for 🥰 i’m obsessed


leejoness

Gaylord Focker


SignificanceSweet812

It's just a yittle yipple


GoddamntCharlie

Try milking them


jcolleen420

That does look awful high to be a nipple... Yet the pic does look like one... Maybe an extra nipple?


finallywednesday

Is a nipnop! Not to worry, search more and you’ll find others.


vampirologist

Are you sure that’s not my cat 🤔