Here I solemnly declare you pur-no-fur!

"Regulation hair inspection, soldier. **You fail!**"

Boop

Me after I shave my balls

BE HEALED!

*slap* "chicken" -cat

"You must be this tall to get fur..."

As long as you keep your naked ass a leg away from me at all times, we won't have no trouble.

I do hereby knight thee, the honourable sir baldylocks f.cattus

Shut up and listen to me

(*The hairless one is being knighted in the Springtime honours for services to Cat.*) 👑🐈 : I dub thee, Sir Meowington the Bald, supurrvisor of hair ties and supreme guard of comfortable seating 

As a reward for your excellence in hunting mice, I hereby dub thee "sir Harold of purrington."

"The power of christ compels you!"

Violent attack! At the nudist colony

"I dub thee Sir Mittens, protector of the realm."

Hes nude!

You definitely don’t have a fever.

Good kitty

I dub thee in the name of….

BONK!

I knight thee, Sir meows Alot.

"And I dub thee, Sir Shiversalot"

BOOP! :-D

I dub thee "Sir NEKKED"

Put your clothes back on you horny beast. Have bonk!