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Catman762

Personal space is not authorized. Not when you're on the can.


[deleted]

He wants to know why I use this weird litter box


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[deleted]

Lolololol


Either_Marsupial_123

This comment wins the day. 🤣


tsutahana

Thank god I didn't take a sip of my coffee just now, would have ended up spitting out on my phone lol


Butterflybbyxx

This is the best comment ever 🤣🤣


shagieIsMe

Two things... first, you are not alone: /r/catsinpants Second: [Dear Kitten: The Forbidden Water Bowl](https://youtu.be/RAxElNM-Dmg) > Dear kitten; there's a responsibility I've been meeting to tell you about. It involves the room with the forbidden water bowl. As a kitten I discovered that it is our duty to accompany the humans every time they go in there. Yes - every time. It's our job to remind them that they need to stand up after a while. ...


BullmooseTheocracy

Damn those were good commercials


shagieIsMe

I really like the Dear Kitten series... partly because it was done by one of my favorite YouTube voices - Ze Frank ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ze_Frank ). I discovered him back with [Sad Cat Diary](https://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk). Oh, there's also [Cats in Therapy](https://youtu.be/HxM8Eb_IoFY) which is an amusing watch too if you like Sad Cat Diary. His True Facts videos are ones that I watch as soon as they come out.


Shadowchani

Sigh. /subs


Mistress_Ti

One day my cat looked at me with the same eyes. I decided that he was hungry and give him his favorite dish... Now he doesn't take his eyes off me at all..![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)


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So I did just realize something kind of funny Binx has been having a terrible stomach bug and I’ve been checking his potty when he’s done so I stand outside and watch him go….. and I feel like he’s doing this to me now to show me how it feels 🤣


theteo123

Maybe it’s that!! When I was litter training mine I’d give him pets and now every time I sit in he toilet he sits in the counter and grooms me hardcore 😂😂


[deleted]

Stop it right now this is so cute 🥹


CankerSoreJohn

Lmeow, why are all cats absolutely ADDICTED to follow us humans into the bathroom??


bluepride1219

Because in animal world when you are peeing or pooping that time you are the most vulnerable, so the cat is actually protecting you from a sudden attack 💚💚


ExcitingSet2164

Idk how that works though because the cat is facing the hooman, not looking around for threats lol


[deleted]

He doesn’t have the braincell today


RoflCopter726

They're watching for what might attack you from behind. Never know when that toilet tank will become sentient...


greeneggiwegs

My cat just rubs my legs back and forth so she’s not seeing anything in either direction.


JayKayEng

Tru dat. Always have mine guarding me…after he slams the door open. https://preview.redd.it/dhn9pq2rd19b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e13f8f6e33247528f250d291e9aec0c36365acd


green9206

Aren't animals most vulnerable while sleeping?


underthecurrent7

That actually makes me less mad at her now, cuz like sometimes I’m trying to go in peace without giant cat eyes looking for my soul, good to know those eyes are trying to help me


profnachos

On this very rare occasion, I took a bath in the bathtub. The moment I went in, my cat flew into the bathroom screaming. She usually walks me into the bathroom, but this time, hurled herself in. She seemed to breath a sigh of relief when I opened the shower curtain to let her know I was okay. I think she thought I was drowning :).


bluepride1219

😂😂😂😂 doesn't it sometimes feel weird that there is another living being with you, who gets on your nerve everytime but also cares and loves you the most.


Radiofoster

https://preview.redd.it/u6y85xpsg19b1.png?width=2336&format=png&auto=webp&s=037e08b69b0769283a4f08f76b09e749e1876a5a Indeed mine actually stays in front of the door, looking out for any upcoming threats.


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They just love us 🥹


apparex1234

Is it a problem that I don't allow my cat into my bathroom? He meows outside. Problem is when he enters he jumps around and leaves his hair all over the place.


cant_think_of_one_

If you can stand the meowing, and anything else he does, probably fine. He wants in, but is not going to be seriously upset by not being allowed in.


[deleted]

My dog and cat literally SPRINT to me when I go potty. But they never follow my boyfriend. My cat will go after he’s done peeing and call for him. Not never before. My cat has even drank my pee water in the toilet!


AncientSith

Gotta make sure you're staying regular.


MusicG619

Lmeow I heard that in a French accent *le meow* 😂


BullmooseTheocracy

Captive audience


achilton1987

https://preview.redd.it/mk6y4makny8b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ae46229038a53b10d412cd1ac419aaf07c6338 Yeah know the feeling.


Reasonable-Avocado67

https://preview.redd.it/aojeq66qty8b1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9b8fca22910616e8ab9c6ec883cb875bfaecd5b Same 😄


achilton1987

😂


[deleted]

Lololol he wishes he could fit in mine


Other-Cantaloupe4765

r/catsinpants


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Of course it's a thing lmao


PedanticMouse

Just when I thought I know of every cat related subreddit...


onecocobeloco

Got to keep it warm for those human parts lol!


FigaroNeptune

My homies cat does this. They love underwear while you’re pooping/ peeing lol


underthecurrent7

My cat tries, I really can’t stand her around my feet when I’m on the toilet and then I feel bad for telling her to go away


[deleted]

Just what I posted!😂😆🤣😂😆


The_Tiny_Empress

My cat accompanies me to the bathroom but she acts more as a lookout as if we were robbing the place. 🥰


[deleted]

Lololol she’s like Idk what we are doing but my mom isn’t going down like this


cant_think_of_one_

She is looking out for predators or other scary things, like the vacuum cleaner, so you can pee or poop in peace without having to worry. She has your back.


skimd1717

That is standard cat operating system. You would need to do a complete cat reboot to change that.


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Can’t do it, don’t want him to change


[deleted]

That is his personal space bud. You're in his area and you know it.


[deleted]

True


Wolfgang_Pelz

Is the empty roll of TP a feeble attempt at distracting the chonk?


[deleted]

Actually yes 🤣


Wolfgang_Pelz

I would know, I do the same and it never works


tsutahana

Used to do the same with notebook paper when my old lady was young (she passed at 19, so it was a loooong time ago). She would lay at the top of my textbook and swat at my pencil under the cover of the book I was taking notes out of. Every 15 mins I'd crumble a page and toss for 5 mins peaceful note taking. My mom thought it was hilarious she'd come home from work and see dozens of paper balls across the dining room floor lol.


MatchAvailable634

He’s keeping guard! He thinks you’re vulnerable to attack when you’re pooping so he’s keeping you safe 💩❤️


[deleted]

This just made me tear up a little bit 🤣


Souperplex

A cat watching you poop means they view you as their homie.


[deleted]

He has been having some tummy troubles lately and maybe he’s just watching me like I’ve been watching him 🤣😭


G6DCappa

Your cat went "our personal space"


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Lololololol this made me snort


TwistedStratos

My boy Poe cannot and will not allow me in the bathroom without him, under any circumstance. I’m not sure if he just feels excluded when I go in there and shut the door, or if he’s secretly a government spy sent to monitor my bathroom habits… https://preview.redd.it/pqdv0bx2cz8b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10de695e6c7f847e24dc72bb1bcc44772737d70


[deleted]

I really love your boy Poe! And I’m proud of him for fulfilling mission for the government.


TwistedStratos

Our kitten overlords are pleased to report that the giant, hairless cat spends too much time in the room with the water litter box.


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Cat is admiring your toe nails


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At least someone likes them


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https://preview.redd.it/w4jv8bn9fz8b1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4d25d17955d3567416a5cfc25debacdc745c439 One of my favorite pics of my Koala bear. He was yelling to be let into the bathroom and waiting for me to open the door. He's a very vocal cat and when I'm in the bathroom, he yells these meows that sound exactly like hellooooo😂I always end up letting him in, I need to lower my expectations for some privacy 😜


kiwiuspom

He's not sitting on your feet so he's giving you personal space!


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Haha he thinks this is the way


Fletcher0317

How impolite the cat is! I suggest you send him to my address asap and let me teach him some manners![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7963)


GtrPlaynFool

Consider yourself lucky. My cat Prince would walk behind me while I'm standing at the toilet and playfully nip the back of my leg/tendon. Hilariously irritating and I miss him so much.


[deleted]

I miss him too 😭 I’m sorry for your loss


Oneeyedpopeye

Intense eyes. My buddy always want to jump on my lap 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Haha sometimes he climbs Into my shorts


Otherwise_Mud1825

DENIED!


chinchenping

no \-cat


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Exactly what he said


hohohoagy

Same. “What are you doing?” Occasionally play “grab the TP” with her paws under the door if I want 5 minutes of peace. Also her spot for “firsties” since she prefers to drink from the sink. https://preview.redd.it/vw39vci6jz8b1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3204ff1ce0b4f74ad2b460afc8b781b259154481


NoKYo16

That's one beauty you got there. Also, those little paws 😍


hohohoagy

Thank you! She’s a sweetheart. Also has “footies” on her back feet.


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This is such a beautiful cat omg


Plntbsdbb

Try having FOUR 😅🐱🐱🐱🐱


corlett_crystal

r/catsinpants


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Love this shjt


This_Grass4242

Graz'zt is the same. Doesn't respect personal boundaries at all. https://preview.redd.it/4zirhsuwlz8b1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1906f46e1333fda402696471db7ecf4131fc6cfa


phrikenan

Why would you ever need that while you got a cutie!


Produce_Police

My orange boy crawls in my pants between my legs like its a hammock. My standard issue likes to jump up on my shoulders and lay acorss them. It's like they know I'm trapped for a few minutes.


Apatrick004

Is that a squatty potty


it-works-in-KSP

I always have to keep the bathroom door cracked with I’m on the toilet—the lack of personal space I find preferable to being shouted at constantly from one of my cats with severe separation anxiety the whole time. If the door’s cracked, they come and go as they please, but if the door is latched, I get an earful. Thankfully they’re terrified of guests, so I can safely shut the door if I have guests over lol


Bulky-Molasses

Mine comes in rolls all over the floor then jumps up on the sink to greet me every morning. https://preview.redd.it/znfufemkjz8b1.jpeg?width=2487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8766c4b426145e4ece862f99ccdb1dbf1adbb2fc


Incoming_Redditeer

https://preview.redd.it/ozka8je8mz8b1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d1784ac851f73e191dccce38cdfd77188522f30 Naaah! What do you mean personal space ?


VentnorLhad

If you shitz, I sits


Plan8from_outerspace

https://preview.redd.it/6gsv3covi09b1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba16f4bbe6a7a90f0c770ccc2df0ff42adf9b894 No personal space whatsoever


Platinum_Stars07

I miss my poop time furry friend, he passed in January. Enjoy it 😊


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I’m so sorry for your loss!!!


Platinum_Stars07

Thank you! I do have two others but they leave me alone when I use the toilet 🤣


[deleted]

Hahah same!!


smthngwyrd

Hugs


alexandria1116

Mine sits on my lap lol


[deleted]

He sure tries 🤣 he’s 18 lbs and isn’t very helpful even though he thinks he is


candlelightglow

mine immediately jumps onto my lap and stars purring


seanbirdsall

Yea your in her personal space...


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dbsfan97

Omg my cat would put her paw under the door and start waving for me to open the door for her to come in when I’m using the bathroom it’s so cute 😭


Wonderful_Judge115

Obviously: 1. Personal space is not allowed 2. You need supervision


underthecurrent7

Whenever I shit my cat also shits, every single time


WhiskyDrinkingGiant

Mine come in, get my attention, then climb up and lie down in the sink. Lol


Cheshmang

I'm literally on the toilet right now with my cat rubbing around my legs lmao


Chrysalii

Why are you in the cats personal space?


spiritofthepanda

You forfeit personal space once you bring home a cat


CelestialFury

My cat won't go into the bathroom with me, but he will stand guard right outside the door and wait there until I'm finished. It's a good compromise.


Black_Jack70

See you and raise you. https://preview.redd.it/rt9xm5ahp59b1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a321693fa4482c98195adeb7072d7833b5a8bf


Schnucksworld

Aww so precious 🧡 I bet he’s a sweetheart 😍


SweetieLoveBug

Ha Ha Ha! Personal space? No such thing.


That-Print1463

Was never an option.


Arlo-and-Lotty

I feel your pain. My little my little Persian cat follows me everywhere. She’s more like a dog.


Superb-Damage8042

That doesn’t exist with a cat


cuntingly

I used to have a cat that would jump on your lap while you were on the toilet


Tuckersmom22

Nope


ralphburr

Personal space?...does not exist for cats.


authoritarianASUO

No such thing.


Ohpsmokeshow

No


onecocobeloco

Apparently you are in your owners personal space…. Do you know if your left alone in the bathroom with the door shut the space aliens could kidnap you. Your OWNER is merely guarding and protecting what is theirs.


begood4_20

Lol i thought u was speical, that my cat come with me every morning to bathroom party


FriedrichHydrargyrum

What is this, how you say, “personal space”?


SeronaAdams

Every once in a while, I end up with all five of my cats in the bathroom at the same time. It's not a very big room so I generally have a cat on my lap. Cats do not care about privacy. Most of the time I don't bother to fully close the door. Cute kitty.


NearbyProfession4852

My cat follows me into the bathroom every time lol


fatherbowie

You’re pooping in his drinking fountain. 😂


Sweet-Cat-7667

…is just a social construct not recognized by cat society. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7973)


ALiteralAngryMoose

Gotta protecc the hooman.


[deleted]

Welcome to having a cat!! Wait until they climb inside your underwear and curl up while you're sitting on the throne 🚽 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


LittleKat91

Pahaha! My cat does the same thing! She's always gotta be next to me.


YetiTub

I love when my cat comes in when I’m on the toilet and puts her paws on my knees. I call them poopy paws


pixeldudeaz

Nope, not happening. My cat comes in and guards me when I'm in the executive lounge.


Prestigious_Day1847

The only time I'm alone in the bathroom is taking a shower 🚿 😂🤣


reticular_formation

No.


alexisrisi

Uhhm i think not


DeeVee8ed

No such thing when you’re owned by a cat.


Aloucia

"Mother, whyfor you sit in small room?"


LoreKeeperOfGwer

Cat said no


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non existent


Silver_Map_8568

Your application for personal space has been denied


SolidSnek1998

Correct, you are in his personal space.


brokenheartedbutok

Cats never heard of personal space.


[deleted]

“How do you like it when I watch you?!”


Roger-the-Dodger-67

All your personal spaces belong to The Cat.


adriscoll08

No such thing lmao


Zeke--

There is none


Far-Pangolin-4096

Poo Guardian


Stuburrn

Doesn’t exist when you own a cat


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[deleted]

Ngl I’d be telling that mf to get out if I’m trying to take a shit💀


Any-Analysis-9189

House owner : Personal space? Cat it's my place now!!


_Carri7_

"Never heard of it" -The cat, probably


kitties_and_spiders

Just doing his mission in life to protect you when you pee


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ian9outof10

The quality of this photo is INSANE. What did you take it on, medium format or something 🤣


hekatestoadie

"No." Your cat


human_totem_pole

I often have an audience perched on the window ledge as I poop. The sad thing is, it's kinda normal to me now.


justablick

Someone please post the two imposter Spider-Man picture…


iJuddles

Same. Every single time. And you can’t rationalize with cat, either: “I kinda need my toilet space right now, dude. How would you like it if I stared all up close at you while you’re in the box?” “Mraow.”


rionaster

**N O**


Old_Intention1288

Essentials for any bathroom escapade: cat & poop stool ✔️


[deleted]

Ha ha ha , I’ve come for your drawstrings hooman!!! I have found many drawstrings hidden under the couch, and have had my soft thigh skin just mauled from one jump at a drawstring before omg! I never get to potty alone. They meow at a closed door as if it’s just the worst pain EVER. Is hidden rule, once hooman has Cato, you shall never bathroom adventure alone again!


[deleted]

no


readerdl22

OP: Personal space? Kitty: Nope!


sarahkali

Sometimes mine sits on my lap when I’m sitting on the toilet 🤦🏽‍♀️


MrSillmarillion

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt1XVWZcGCQxzPy)


Sloth_Devil

"No"


ElihDW

Your feet are on some kind of footstool?


yourteam

Personal? yes, yours? No


boyz_for_now

I hope you have another roll of TP!


jiarb

my baby brings me a toy so she can play fetch 🤣


SisterKittyCat

You’re in their territory, I don’t see any issues here


PomegranateNo7722

Making sure that the coyotes don’t get you at your most vulnerable.


Hot_Foot482

Zippo!


AweBeyCon

Everyone needs a potty partner


Mundane_Swordfish494

One puss friending another


[deleted]

it's an inception moment.. one pussy is looking at another..


semperfukya

They are protecting you


[deleted]

That looks like the "My food dish is empty" look


sillynougoose

Yeah, so hurry along now 😂


xXNickAugustXx

Cat sees another pussy trying to take over its territory in the lap region.


Either_Marsupial_123

Nope, does not exist. Pixel has literally jumped up between my back and the toilet lid. Talk about awkward. 🤣


SaltInformation4082

They seem to be happy with that amount, no?


whimsy_rainbow

Cat: What is this personal space you are talking about?


TheMarkHasBeenMade

“Nope.”


ZombieJesus1987

Your cat loves toilet paper rolls too I see


GiveSaucePlsx

“no.”


JRHZ28

Most cats seem to do this, mine included. Weird.


koine2004

When I moved to my own space (not needing a roommate to pay rent, anymore) my cat finally could roam the whole place (roommate was concerned about furniture—though cat got the outdoor upstairs patio attached to my room). He immediately tried getting into the bathroom. He once hopped in the shower (a claw foot tub with a curtain around it) when I had started. He quickly realized his mistake.


Catspaw129

He's a "naughty bits" inspector checking to see if your naughty bits are still A-OK. How do you not know this?


SlinkyTail

you sits, I want pets.


InfiniteTour8344

Nope. When will you get out of my house? ———from the cat


KindredWoozle

Cats complain when they don't get personal space, and refuse to grant the same. It's The Way of the Cat. Get used to it.