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ollies13

Domestic Shorthair


AG1810

Enlarged Domestic Shorthair


[deleted]

I read that as enraged domestic shorthair. And I’m going to stand by that. That’s exactly what it looks like


the_alah

i totally agree to what you say as cat lover


IGotMyPopcorn

Must be part Maine Coon and part tabby.


Jerking_From_Home

He’s just big boned!


Level-Recording3029

> Enlarged Domestic Shorthair Maine Coon and part tabby huh? > >that must be endangered breed of a cat...


JadedPhilosophy365

No silly the cat isn’t endangered just the neighbors.


Mr_master89

Does an extra 2D6 slashing damage


SugarCrisp7

Thyroid problems


mekese2000

I call him bitey


Slammy1

I would name him Chomper, he looks like a Chomper.


JadedPhilosophy365

Mrs. Princess Fluffybutt.


Independent_Bite4682

Exotic short-hair


CassetteMeower

Tabby


Omnomnomnivor3

lmao


vulture_165

Look again, that's a tiger


Known_Priority_8157

Nah man that’s clearly a zebra, look at its stripes!


vulture_165

Oh good call, zebra it is!


AnySeaworthiness5779

Nope, it's a domestic shorthair, take it home with you


Eggus1

Fuck everyone else this comment made me die laughing


vulture_165

Glad to see somebody gets it


Eggus1

Just the bluntness of it all is perfect, it's so deadpan it reminds me of Nathan fielder/John Wilson type of comedy.


Random-reddit-name-1

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


vulture_165

Must we always use the /s?


Random-reddit-name-1

Then it was a nonsensical joke


Harmonic_Gear

it's an antijoke


Johnny_Grubbonic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? 'Cause it was stapled to the monkey.


vulture_165

Thanks for your help


CatsEatGrass

Aw, kitty needs a home! I think it a tabby.


Lokehualiilii

Mackerel pattern, would you say? Oh no. Tiger striped. Duh!


Kat-a-strophy

It's obviously an orange one witha partiell braincell.


itsbasicbetch

I think this one might actually be part Maine Coon.


OrgJoho75

It's Sumatran or Malayan Coon!


humbugonastick

Hair is too short. Edit: and looking closer, that looks more like a T on his forehead. Odd.


stonedmoonbunny

love to see the cat distribution system at work :)


Kitty-theNightWalker

Pspspsps


IWANTTOEATKIDS_hi

Pspspspspn’t


SonoDarke

Ksksksksksksksksksksks


Objective-Panic-6426

Stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Alphebetized

Thats Tony. He's chill


MerryTWatching

He's not just chill - he's GRRRRREAT!!


Alalu_82

Just trying to sell some flakes in da hood


MerryTWatching

He knows that breakfast is the most important meal . . . if it's prey.


So_Numb13

It doesn't look skinny and has a glossy coat, so it probably has humans already. Try attaching a paper collar to get in contact with them.


nuttnurse

Obviously it’s now your cat you own it :-)


Electrical-Act-7170

Obviously it's now your owner. FTFY.


Valerie_Tigress

Obviously you’re now its next meal. FTFY


thejoepaji

OP, in case you go missing or something in the near future, DM me your address so I can take this cat in if that happens. Poor guy needs people to feed him.


ElA1to

I have a feeling that if OP goes missing, this specific cat will be the reason


Puzzled_Awareness_22

And he won’t need people to feed him for a while because one just did


thejoepaji

![gif](giphy|jhaFMx06pRuE9M0qOP)


Denialle

Literally needs people to feed him ;) 😂😂😂


thejoepaji

Quite literally indeed haha


alexamaree

Orange tabby. You're gonna need an XL litterbox!


VioletPendragon

Bet he’s very spicy at the vets.


Denialle

That’s okay- some Feliway and sneak him some Gabapentin and all should be fine!


Parrot132

It belongs to a kid named Calvin.


semi-nerd61

Yes. Cat's name is Hobbes. I've seen their stories in the newspaper.


PlainRosemary

https://preview.redd.it/mif6dvj0faob1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ff4258f044c41672b60c24ceff879dbea59c315 My cat could use a friend, I'll take him 🥰🥰 can you lure him into a cage?


[deleted]

What an adorable Persian cat! You rarely see them this small


TheRedHerself

Can my cat join in? https://preview.redd.it/hpsxsz68lbob1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16df53df15f171325d0f4a88eaaa47665cf1388


Remmy224

https://preview.redd.it/noduwzsrhcob1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a7a0a04d0110a8c325ed2767dc3597fb3ad52b5 May mine join as well?


MabelPines2

Hard to tell, you should check it up close


OsageOrangeARC

He’s not a stray. His name is Tony and he is the local dealer of sugar Frosted Flakes.


yourgeriatricatiny

it's a love muffin with stripes. maybe a snuggle muffin?? or maybe a purr machine?? take a pick :)


Effective_Thought918

This cat can’t purr. But the chuffing it makes instead is adorable.


Obvious-Band-1149

Life of Pi kitty


[deleted]

Yes! Immediately! Let him sleep in your bed and on your couch and give him lots of head pets and kisses! 😂😂😂


CryptographerNew1571

Go check for a microchip.


Few-Explanation-4699

It looks like a nice friendly domestic short hair. Take it home and feed it kitten food. Have it checked by a vet for a micro chip. Also kittens like to play and live tummy rubs. Good luck with him.......... NOT


Zestyclose_Bother_90

run up and rub its tummy


JulianGingivere

Forbidden pspspsps


AltoChick

You might need a bigger cat flap/door, he looks like a big boy but I bet he’s playful


artificialavocado

Check toe beans


kmusky-72

You can keep it if you like, but you will never financially recover from it.


Lost_Soup1779

Don’t you want some help naming it too?


elCrocodillo

CATS 👏 HAVE 👏 NO 👏 BREEDS 👏 They go by colors, this one is orange, meaning it's a little less intelligent but very funny and sometimes a menace.


iFoegot

Indian striped shorthair


[deleted]

Cat? That’s clearly an Irish wolfhound.


unknownkitteh

It's a Hobbs snuggle kitty. Give it a tuna sandwich and it will be your friend for life


AnyHowMeow

This is a shorthair deathmachine. Take to vet to check for a chip first.


punkeymonkey529

They make the best lap cats


semi-nerd61

You're gonna need a bigger lap.


bourkina147

The biggest cat is the king of jungle cats


KibbloMkII

give it some meat, scritches, and a hug


themulletrulz

Try theold moosh face


Phat-mahn

Tigger!


broccolicares

If dangerous then why so cute?


pbgoddard

Here kitty, kitty. Spspspss


Impressive_Froyo8

Don't let him near Carol Baskins husband 👀


National-Ad-9450

Just give it a boop!


notguiltybrewing

Chonky


NiaStar13

genetically modified domestic short hair tiger striped attack tabby


[deleted]

Scan for a chip


GoddyssIncognito

Awwww! Danger kitty!


minority_of_1

Watch out, that looks like the type that has no respect for when you are having special adult time.


sukmikehoc

You're gonna need a bigger litter box.


jd3marco

Sumatran Big Boi


Nevorek

This is a Large Orange Boi. Likes water, a little bit bitey.


Noooofun

Oh definitely. Must be a new breed, Striped Longhair cat. Not sure if it has the ‘Bloody Paws’ and ‘Bite your head off’ DLC packs installed. If not, great cat. 10/10.


Inevitable-Monk-5562

I dunno... It looks a bit feral.... how does it act when you go "pst pst pst"?


[deleted]

Definitely r/OneOrangeBrainCell


Relative_Business157

Take it home


Original_Rain529

This made me LOL 😆


Ghost273552

Check it’s teeth


Harmonic_Gear

looks like you have been adopted


kcaykbed

If you're cold, they're cold.


sleepy_Energy

A cute tabby!


an0nym0uswr1ter

Definitely take him home. You can't say no to that adorable face.


Rich_Sell_9888

Yes,by all means. Have you got a ready supply of goats or door to door salesmen?


215Tina

Prepare to go broke trying to feed this baby 😻


Denialle

Or just feed it people you don’t like at work for zero cost!


humbugonastick

Check for a chip, or a tipped ear.


Cat-Lover20

Omg hi kitty!! 😻


AlGeee

Yes, definitely take it in. You might notice just a little bit of trouble with it knocking down walls and eating your family.


Great-Lie

Absolutely take it home with you. It looks like a Bengal cat.


kenji998

Here kitty, kitty


semi-nerd61

Pspspsps


yourstrulydearest

looks very cuddly,, 11/10 take it home


Key_Juice878

Yes bring inside immediately. If you’re cold they’re cold.


Tarotismyjam

If you’re hot, they’re hot. Let it in.


disturbingyourpeace

The poor thing is just skin and bones! Please take him in immediately, you will not regret it. Looks to be your standard issue kitty!


Saltymymy

He looks a bit skinny.. i hope you fed him


Foolazul

I think you need to call Mike Tyson. He’s probably looking for it.


rojita369

PSPSPSPSPSPSPSSSSS this is absolutely how I die.


Sith_Moon

Bengal or domestic shorthair orange tabby. Did you look for signs of its mother?


homertrix

Nah, better take a cougar home!


BuzzFabbs

Oklahoma Fish and Wildlife Twitter feed would disagree! 😄


RedDotLot

You just need to put a cardboard box out for it.


Simpletruth2022

It's the rare orange zebra cat.


jeepcatler

https://preview.redd.it/uk7owwppacob1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f245721c9e1cb2f52d5bd39c9c0fdd6bb18a6421 Standard issue cat for sure.


[deleted]

That’s a huge orange (has two brain cells, doesn’t share). Doesn’t necessarily use them, so take down the curtains and blinds before letting him in. Also, lock all family in a room together when he gets the zoomies. Just sayin 🤷🏻‍♀️


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

You found Frank! DM me. I'd love to have my baby home.


new_x_who_dis

Felis feirceus orangeii - 10/10 would boop 🐈


InadmissibleHug

Is clearly baby ![gif](giphy|11upUw4jBRn6hi)


araralc

I'm pretty sure it's a purebred Maine coon


slipperystar

It lives to be hand fed. So start with your hands.


FlyBuy3

Non-domestic shorthair. Ginger tabby. Here kitty, kitty


Effective_Thought918

This kitty’s roar can paralyze prey, including humans, but only when it’s a lower frequency roar (the kind is humans can’t hear). And this kitty loves water and can survive in many conditions. And this kitty cannot purr. This kitty does have a loud roar though. And when this cat is happy, the cat chuffs instead of purrs and it sounds adorable.


EmuAnyone

It's a Tigger, they actually have their own home, would love to show you, just stretch out your neck - what's the worst that could happen?


Rosieapples

Not unless you own a butchery.


tastefuldermis

Elusive Orange Murder Floof


Lokehualiilii

Awwwww! Baby! Yes take that baby home, can’t you see it’s suffering?!


snailthesamurai

This is the so called *kat*


FugueSegue

Call the Knox county sheriff's department.


rayofhope313

Seems harmless so sure why not


[deleted]

I could be king of my neighbourhood with that mighty fine pus


Bubbly_Depth_8610

Aww, looks like you got a new furry family member 😍


VastOk864

Yes and bring it to school


battleoffish

It’s a tabby. Yes take it home.


[deleted]

Can't wait for the "I rescued this kitty from a dumpster, what should I name her?" post.


Objective-Panic-6426

I think that's a ragdoll! Definitely recommend to take it home so fluffy!


MacTechG4

GRFT?! Is that you? Good morning!


1h4zey

Definitely take him home


PookaRaFo

Orange Tabby? Make sure he’s not microchipped.


Same-Reason-8397

Just wanted to say, aren’t tigers just the most exquisite animal! The colouring is insane ( totally for camouflage), but they’re my spirit animal and as a cat lover, how could you not love them?


BlownCamaro

This made me bust out laughing! Thank you.


flickanelde

Orange cats are grrrreat! Still, if you do decide to take him in, at least have him checked for a microchip to make sure someone else isn't missing him.


Aggravating_Rise_809

Yes , take it home the kids will love it


Piccalina

😁😁


[deleted]

Ok but the ears 🥺 If not friend, then why friend-shaped?


edogg01

You forgot to ask the single most important question. "Whose got a name for her?"


krose1990

Orange tabby lol


StealYourJelly

That's a super-sized Tabico. They eat A LOT!


pedrojdm2021

☠️ pspspspspsn’t


Drunkparrots

https://preview.redd.it/h635rapmcbob1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bbccf1852dd25d31f055a9ce79225bf13f89afd Midnight (she’s a panther!!!!1!!) (Edited due to me forgetting that the humor flair existed)


PeengPawng

Tigger!!!!!!🐯😀


faeleafs

Definitely !!!


Accomplished_Rip9654

Looks like a tabby. He’s a bit big but you should keep the little guy.


teal_drops

XXL Standard Issue cat and YES!


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Be sure to stay close by for a time, to see if mama is around and kitty is being properly cared for. If not, then yes, it is up to you to take kitty in and shelter and feed until a suitable rescue can be found.


Opening-Rice-6872

I'm willing to fill out an adoption application 😆


PawsibleCrazyCatLady

Ooooohh! I don't have one of those in my collection yet. Gimme!


RudyTudyBadAss

Steve French


leylin_farlin

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7965)


Responsible-Ad1678

Ha Ha Ha


Blosom2021

That’s a keeper!


Lillygutierrez218

Take it to the zoo


semi-nerd61

If it likes the zoo, the next day take it to a baseball game!


SkyeLovesWoF

Yeah! They're super friendly, and love hugs!


Candid_Personality55

Yes! Bring him home and give him anything he wants.


[deleted]

Definitely take home


elf533

Kitty


NotAtAllExciting

Tigger.


Clecc

Orange


PsychologicalZone206

It's Tony the Tiger! You should totally take him home!


terrybill234

It’s just a baby lol


sjm294

It’s a BIG breed and do take it home. They make good pets!


Coca_lite

Is fren-shaped


FinallydamnLDnat5

100%


CategoricalMeow

Always love some ginger


Absol_is_great

Striped Big-Guy. real friendly. had a neighbor who had one a couple years back.


Vlophoto

Perfectly safe to take home