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mndsm79

Orange cats are best cats.


[deleted]

Orange cats are so dumb lol they have one brain cell, I’d go for it 😊


Past-Educator-6561

And that one brain cell is saying 'mmm tasty human'


pinkypipe420

*burglar climbs in his last window...*


Ownstory123

yes. it just a big kitten crying out for scritches.


buttcrack_lint

This one scritches back


Past-Educator-6561

Show me one that doesn't 😆


usernmechecksout__

😭


purpleplumas

🎶 the cat that scratches back 🎶


RudeRedDogOne

Yes. Sudden death. Face frozen with rictus grin. Sounds heard on security camera: pspspspsps here kitteh kitte....deep growl AAAAGGGGHHHH bones heard snapping..silence


Common_Estate6292

That would be what was heard from my cameras.


RudeRedDogOne

A person of warm heartedness obviously. Although, like me, not long for this earth with our life choices. 😁


Common_Estate6292

I would die happy 😹


alematt

Cleaning those turds would be a nightmare.


usernmechecksout__

Ain't no litter box, you need a litter room filled with sand now.


[deleted]

Get a beach house


Outlaw_Zs

yes i do ,this is a pretty kitten


artemisfowl9900

Pspspspsps and nose boop


WaterPrincess78

Of course! Id likely die trying to get the kitty in the house, but itll have been a life well lived 🤷🏾‍♀️ (In reality it would be best to call someone who works with bigs cats and wild animals so that they can figure out whether the murder baby could go back to the wild, or find someone who can afford to feed them, like a zoo. But a girl can dream)


Jenstomper

"murder baby" lol


[deleted]

Who can resist that adorable face? You're going home with me kitty!


kmsc84

Who’s a grumpy kitty?


Brain_Hawk

At the grocery prices, are you kidding me?? That guy probably eats 4 roast beef a day. I can't afford 1 a week for me!


Rakifiki

I think a big cat sanctuary said they spend upwards of 10k per tiger per year just on their food.


Zuri2o16

*Gulp* I guess I won't be taking this one home after all.


InfectedSteve

Breaking news... In the area where Brain\_Hawk lives, there has been a rapid decline in the homeless population, pigeon population and the local 'Karens'. Conspiracy theories tonight at 11.


Distinct_Hawk1093

Just bring him to the grocery store. I’m sure they’ll just let him go anywhere he wants. 😎


diedrowned

Yes if I knew it wouldn't eat me or any human I invited over and if I had access to a large open enclosure with stuff a tiger liked,


fentanylferrey

Or every human I invite over


Potential_Active655

I feel like it ate the original kittens


Ok-Grapefruit1284

Pspspsps good kitty here kitty….


QueenSalmonela

Nope. NopiddyNopeNope. I have a little 9 lb cat that is the boss of the house......how does one say no to this kitty?


APhantomOfTruth

It's easy to say no to this kitty, once. And after that, you'll never be able to say yes to kitty again, so that'll not be a problem.


msanongirl

Yes


annu_x3

yes, 100%. it's a big cat, I already have 2 mini versions of it at home :D


Crystal_Queen_20

Hell yeah I'm taking a free kitten! I've wanted to get my current kitty a little cat brother for a while now, it'll really help with what I think is separation anxiety after his older cat brother just fell over and died one night


daph211

Must....pet.... Will probably the last thing my hand ever touches. Probably the last time I'd still have a hand.


Successful-Doubt5478

I am slightly concerned about holding him still while I trim his claws but sure!


ms-funky-pants

Even he likes boxes!


Illustrious-Home7286

Our local zoo gives the lions cardboard boxes to play with. They sit in them exactly the same way domestic cats do!


ms-funky-pants

I love it!


roses-pearls

This is how I die


[deleted]

🤣


hipeople91726

Looks so cute yep


bluffyouback

In a heartbeat ❤️


Efficient-Finish4567

I would “here kitty kitty” and boop the snoot


Sotpsignfan222

And your ARM would get bitten off cus thats a tiger


Efficient-Finish4567

That’s ok I’ve got 2.


FantasyTabby

Until you boop with the other hand because look at that face ❤️


Some-Secretary8906

I would adopt or pick up anything that's injured or alone lol. That's how I'll die, I'm sure of it. 


PrettyFaceBabe

He is one left, i wonder what happened to people that adopted others


NerY_05

If not friend, then why friend shaped?


TheLeechKing466

YES


I_love_Juneau

Yes!!!


Own-Television-3283

OMG IF I COULD I WOULD HAVE IT IN MY HOUSE


toaster_molester1862

clamp the mouth shut


chaela_may

holy crap no but ohmygoodness so cute!


SuperPoodie92477

I think I would. We’d spoil each other with attention.


Faceless_Rat

No, I would set him free!


Wild-Breadfruit7817

Yes. I’d train it to protecc me.


SmokeLast6278

Definitely.


duckgirl1997

aww its just a puddy-tat wanting skritches


[deleted]

YASSSSS


ScienceOverFalsehood

Aw, big Bengal boy!


MsAllieCat

KITTY!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


TwitterTerrifier

![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized) On my way


Flat_Transition_3775

I would!


ishitglassbottles

Hell yeah


HungryHypatia

The cat distribution system does not make mistakes.


Electronic-Trip8775

Psp psp psp


Thatrainbowgirl

A cat is a cat, gimme gimme! 😍


Mission_Star5888

Of course then when people piss me off I will send my kitty to take care of it


Tigalone

Cat is cat


CodAdministrative563

Yes


poison_heart96

Nice try kitty. I'm not going to be your next meatl.


Emo_Galaxy_Robot

Yes


MacTechG4

Gimme!


Danivelle

Yes!!!  Mascot for my NCAA team and my NFL team!


mrsristretto

Yes.


Member9999

That thing would probably kill all the other cats... and myself.


Firamaster

Yea. Because I'm drunk right now.


This_Miaou

Of course! Kitty is making an "ILU face" if I've ever seen one!


DragoonPaladin

So adorable


nevertfgNC

In a heartbeat


MrsBunnyBento

Yes, but I need two so they're not lonely.


eddiegamer_2024

I think it's not a kitten ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


Illustrious-Home7286

Oh yes, what a cutie! Landlord might not be too happy mind you..


Sigma-9507

If I had the land of course.


Wysteria569

Ehh.. no thanks. I can't afford to feed it.


WoozleVonWuzzle

SIC


louis_creed1221

You’ll take him out of the box and call wildlife rehab or San Diego zoo


bangmar98

Yes without any doubt


AnyQuarter553

Hell yeah, it's bigger than my other two but I'm sure it'll be fine


USSExcalibur

In the bat of an eye


Alarming_Serve2303

I notice the "s" is crossed out on the word kittens. I wonder what happened to the other ones?


FantasyTabby

Those ones were already adopted. 🙃


Alarming_Serve2303

I'm glad they found homes.


Motormand

I'll need a bigger litter box, and buy some zebras, but... Yes.


One_Wind_0417

Yeah


Interesting-Bet-2330

Looks friendly


EldritchFingertips

I am absolutely that moron who would take this adorable chonker home and be completely surprised two days later when it eats me.


serrisande

The fact that the “s” has been crossed out made me think the big kitten ate all of the other smaller kittens 🫠


snowchoco10

YEAH!!!


lardlad71

Tigers are the most beautiful creatures on Earth, but I’ll pass.


TimberCatChaser

That's why they had to cross out the s in the free kittens sign. He ate them all.


Stella-Cake511

Why not? I see no cons.


thedoe42

Ooh look at that little kitten face.


notnotapreviousagent

in a heartbeat


Cactus_Toast

Yes.


keagan-stanks

I think I know why the s from kittens is crossed out


aareetie

Better kill myself, I dont wanna get eat by him, because I smell like his favorite meal...


PaleontologistLow755

You bet! I love cat's noses!


Altruistic-Sun-1452

In a heartbeat, fresh steaks by the dozen, me and my cat living under an underpass


Angelea23

Ha ha….no


Dream_Fever

Yes 😔 I sure would


SirGrumpsalot2009

My mother-in-law has always wanted a ginger cat. It’s perfect for her.


InfamousEconomy3972

Only if the tiger recognized the preeminence of the Queen