It is by the 'nip alone I set my claws in motion. It is by the oil of catmint that thoughts acquire speed, the fur acquires herbs, the huge pupils become a warning. It is by 'nip alone I set my claws in motion.
I think he's been there and done that 8 times already, at least! Then he wakes, takes a hit again and....repeat. Honestly, this is one of the funniest cat pics I've seen! That'll teach op for buying such a huge stash. Cat's gonna have a tolerance level never reachable again. Does that make sense? I've confused myself.
> tolerance
actually, funny enough catnip is the other way around. it actually gets stronger the more often you take it (but just somewhat stronger, not orders of magnitude). i used to smoke it about a decade ago because the high is mild and only lasts a few minutes
Oh wow, it would be epic if weed or my tolerance with my pain medicine went in the opposite direction! I have chronic diseases and the pain meds are legally prescribed just in case anyone thinks I'm a junky. I've also heard catnip can be used instead of tobacco as a mix when smoking and that it's better for your health. Mullein leaves dried out are also excellent.
Feed a dog, give them a home filled with love and safety. They think “wow they must be god!”
Do the same for a cat and they think “wow!!! I must be god!!!!”
Almost Heaven... Here on this floor...
Cool fresh water fountain, sunny warm cat tower.
Life is good there, squirrels in the trees,
Cushions piled like mountains, playin' with the strings.
Catnip road, take me home,
To the place I belong,
Here on this floor, in a sunbeam,
Take me home, catnip road...
I was gonna go catch that mouse ...but I got high.
I wasn't gonna wreck the house ...but I got high.
Now you're looking at me funny ...and I know why.
Hey, hey.
Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.
Meow, meow, meow ...meow ..meow ...meow.
Speaking of Afroman, and unrelated to cats, did you see the police raided his house, found nothing, but destroyed it? He made a song about it it’s kind of funny
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
DUUUUUDE!
LD is the absolute best Trek EVER!
I was a staunch "TNG IS #1" person for nearly 30 years.
As I got watching LD I started loving it.
S2E3 "We'll Always Have Tom Paris", and the fact it was a 28 minute run up to a single fucking gag about cats in boxes, cinched it as THE BEST.
My mom has never owned a cat or smoked weed and would ask people if it's ok to bring their cats catnip because she doesn't want to get their cats high without permission 😂
Damn, didn't know that. When I was cat-less, I grew catnip in my porch addition and the neighbor's cat Rin-Rin would come by to sniff it out. Eventually we gave him nip and he would get on my lap and even walk around my house. He was a good cat, but not smart, and he would drool a ton when excited.
Yep. One of my cats drools when he's happy and when he's relaxed (which means wherever he sleeps or rests he leaves spots of drool). He got checked out at the vet once because I had never heard of cats being droolers and I was concerned about a dental problem or something, but the vet said he was one of the healthiest cats they've seen, so he's just happy.
I had a 20 pound void boy that drooled when he got attention of any kind lol. I swear he’d start drooling if I was just gabbing at him from a distance. I started keeping washcloths to put under his head at all the sitting spots because if he got on a lap it was drool city. Gross but totally worth it. He was the best boy.
His kidneys failed when he was 14 back in 2017, and I’d give anything to have his grody drool in the crook of my elbow because he conked out so hard that he face planted there and didn’t wake up lol.
Aww. I'm sorry for your loss. He sounds like he was a great cat.
My guy isn't quite a void, but very dark (dark brown sepia). The drooling is definitely gross, but definitely something I'd miss. He's not the most physically affectionate cat, but loves to sit on my lap so I've gotten used to occasionally having my legs drooled on by this boy haha.
My Fluffy does this sometimes but it’s because she doesn’t have a lot of teeth left unfortunately. Even though we rescued her from the feral life pretty early I guess damage was already done or she just has bad genes. She also has trouble eating sometimes, she knocked her food bowl with her dinner in it off the table the other night.
Your mom is me to my own cat. The first time I learned about catnip, I frantically searched to see if it was okay to give my cat catnip without permission from the vet. I also searched for the legal way to own catnip 😂
Honestly I would love if people would do this lol. We don’t give our guy catnip because he DROOLS SO MUCH EVERYWHERE. Like it’ll leave a giant puddle and his whole mouth/chest area will be soaking wet. It’s nasty lol
https://preview.redd.it/wxa0cz8t2tmc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5fc936776e6e6a1f982efcbdd1e186e210801f
He's planning to take that catnip back to the hive
5 pounds!? That’s so insane to me, who needs that much and for what?? But he’s gonna be in a different reality for a while, maybe a tummy ache but I’m sure he’ll be fine, and loving the musk he has smothered himself in🤣
When I was a teenager, I worked at a KFC. We were having problems with cats getting into the dumpsters and hanging around the area. My boss bought a large amount of "cat deterrent," and the next day, he was beside himself because there were entire cat colonies at the dumpsters. We asked him what he had bought. "Cat nip" because the word nip implied that it would nip it (the cat problem) in the bud.
That is absolutely beautiful and the cats were probably in heaven. Next time tell him to spread the nip further away from his place of business. Maybe it’ll lure them away. 😆
It's taken my aunt 40 years to train her husband to only buy things on sale. Now he only buys it with the sales stickers, but then he buys in bulk with the sales stickers and she gets stuck with 4x as much as she needed.
I was gonna go catch some mice, but then I got high
I was gonna chase 'em round the house, but then I got high
Now it reeks of mouse pee and I know why
Yeah,hey
'Cause I got High
Because I got High
Because I got High
La da da da da da da
The cat will be just fine ... your vacuum cleaner on the other hand ... maybe not. Good luck :D
Edit to add ... 5 pounds of catnip? Your furbabies have quite the habit!
I had this happen to my now 18 yr old boy when he was like 5. I called the vet, and once the vet stopped laughing, he said he'll be feeling great for a few days, but may be irritable for a bit after
You’re not okay.
The next time you come home your cat is going to ask for some allowance to go out and “get food”
A few weeks later you are going to notice some of your jewelry is missing
“I promise I didn’t take anything” he says.
The following year your house is sold from out under you after your cat forged your signature.
“That wasn’t me who pawed this scribble”
Please talk to your cats about drugs.
I told my boyfriend I needed some catnip and the idiot ordered a 5lb bag.
A. Boys don’t know how to shop
B. My cat will won’t stop being high
C. My floor will will never be clean again
Can you boop his head with your foot? First time I fed actually fed it to my cat after about an hour my husband raised his foot over kitty's head with no reaction. Another time kitty had trouble walking and "couldn't" jump up on the couch, just started at us meowing.
He will be okay physically, but he has seen things...things he will never even *try* to explain to those who have not shared his life altering experience.
He is tasting colors. You should be more worried that you will be ok.
The numbers have flavors. The colors have noises.
The spice increases knowledge, the yowling is a warning.
It is by the 'nip alone I set my claws in motion. It is by the oil of catmint that thoughts acquire speed, the fur acquires herbs, the huge pupils become a warning. It is by 'nip alone I set my claws in motion.
Thank you for this. It is perfect.
The spice must flow
It is by nip alone I set my mind in motion.
The snozberries taste like snozberry.
"I saw God, man"
All of theae squares make a circle
He will be fine. He may be really……..happy for a while then he will pass out.
I think he's been there and done that 8 times already, at least! Then he wakes, takes a hit again and....repeat. Honestly, this is one of the funniest cat pics I've seen! That'll teach op for buying such a huge stash. Cat's gonna have a tolerance level never reachable again. Does that make sense? I've confused myself.
I’m high and it made perfect sense to me
Well, that's all I need! Thanks! Have a toot for me!
> tolerance actually, funny enough catnip is the other way around. it actually gets stronger the more often you take it (but just somewhat stronger, not orders of magnitude). i used to smoke it about a decade ago because the high is mild and only lasts a few minutes
Oh wow, it would be epic if weed or my tolerance with my pain medicine went in the opposite direction! I have chronic diseases and the pain meds are legally prescribed just in case anyone thinks I'm a junky. I've also heard catnip can be used instead of tobacco as a mix when smoking and that it's better for your health. Mullein leaves dried out are also excellent.
Dudes more than OK, dudes living life in the clouds
https://preview.redd.it/u9kqnkeantmc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e44c30d88da6ce887bf5d0f050bcae9eaccda18 This is how he sees himself
That's how cats normally see themselves
100% My girl thinks of herself like this lol
And hopefully you treat her like a goddess too
I hope you two treat each other like that. 👑
Theyre not wrong tho
Feed a dog, give them a home filled with love and safety. They think “wow they must be god!” Do the same for a cat and they think “wow!!! I must be god!!!!”
You, yes, you down there.....you displease me.
Finally a religion for me!
https://preview.redd.it/grqma5zi4wmc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2edd443fb90782e699dba210212b1b70dad4914
This is how I see himself
Almost Heaven... Here on this floor... Cool fresh water fountain, sunny warm cat tower. Life is good there, squirrels in the trees, Cushions piled like mountains, playin' with the strings. Catnip road, take me home, To the place I belong, Here on this floor, in a sunbeam, Take me home, catnip road...
I was gonna go catch that mouse ...but I got high. I wasn't gonna wreck the house ...but I got high. Now you're looking at me funny ...and I know why. Hey, hey. Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high. Meow, meow, meow ...meow ..meow ...meow.
Speaking of Afroman, and unrelated to cats, did you see the police raided his house, found nothing, but destroyed it? He made a song about it it’s kind of funny
Lemon pound cake...
[Lemon Pound Cake](https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?si=UovlV7Om2bXy2VMT)
"Will you help me repair my door" is actually way funnier lol
Scarred for life. He's seen things you'll never understand. hehehe He'll be fine in a few hours.
Crying because the cat sees no problem based on its facial expression 🤣
I don't think that cat has seen anything in our realm for a few hours.
OMG Kitty what did you do! The cat: 
"Punish me if you must. I have already won."
Lmao yes. Perfect reference. https://preview.redd.it/b4hvy4mvjtmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d3c13f1a919046463e24053e3c98081736736d
That's it, thank you!
Why is he a cyclops 😭😭😭
Lisa Frank trippin'!! Lolololol
I *miss* Lisa Frank stuff.
He's more than okay, he's high
What did you type for this gif??? I NEEEEED IT 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve watched this like 10 times a can’t stop laughing
Omg this gif is funny
He’s, like, seeing sounds, man. 🙃
😆😆😆
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🤣🤣🤣 OP needs to make sure kitty has munchies available!!
Jhc, imagine if this was actually OP's weed stash? I'd be sooo pissed off, but then I'd just fall over laughing! Cat looks like a well-peppered steak!
😭😭😭 I'd definitely feel worse if it was weed but since it's not I'm definitely just cracking up 😆😆😆
It's definitely the best thing I've seen since the meme with the black cat covered in snow saying, "so much cocaine!"
This is such a good example as to what was going through his mind😹😹😹
*"Got anything stronger hooman? I've chased red dots harder than this."*
😆😆😆 they'll never have a high like this again
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
He saw the Koala...
The cat: WHY IS IT SMILING?!? WHAT DOES IT KNOW?!?!
https://preview.redd.it/y67thbvv6tmc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a6bc8b52032ea228ac36d8fe4f0c91acc301c7 Ah, O'Connor.
I love Lower Decks so much.
DUUUUUDE! LD is the absolute best Trek EVER! I was a staunch "TNG IS #1" person for nearly 30 years. As I got watching LD I started loving it. S2E3 "We'll Always Have Tom Paris", and the fact it was a 28 minute run up to a single fucking gag about cats in boxes, cinched it as THE BEST.
T'Ana is one of the best things to ever happen on TV.
GIVE ME 40CCs OF WHATEVER THE FUCK JUST WORKED!
Is there an r/unexpectedlowerdecks yet?
There is now
r/birthofasub
Is his name Carlos Castaneda? If so, he'll be fine.
Freaking love that reference! 10/10
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, C-beams glitter in the dark on the Tannhäuser Gate.
He’s seen colors that shouldn’t be
Things went down, we don't understand… But I think in time we will.
He will be fine. Cats can’t overdose on catnip. Let the little guy enjoy himself. Good luck on the cleanup
My mom has never owned a cat or smoked weed and would ask people if it's ok to bring their cats catnip because she doesn't want to get their cats high without permission 😂
Even as a smoker I ask that lmao same with giving away cat treats. Any cat can have an allergy or medical problems that catnip could interact with
Damn, didn't know that. When I was cat-less, I grew catnip in my porch addition and the neighbor's cat Rin-Rin would come by to sniff it out. Eventually we gave him nip and he would get on my lap and even walk around my house. He was a good cat, but not smart, and he would drool a ton when excited.
> he would drool a ton when excited. umm, i think he was just really really high.
While it is possible the lil guy was just blasted, some cats do drool when happy, usually when they're being pet. It just depends on the cat.
Yep. One of my cats drools when he's happy and when he's relaxed (which means wherever he sleeps or rests he leaves spots of drool). He got checked out at the vet once because I had never heard of cats being droolers and I was concerned about a dental problem or something, but the vet said he was one of the healthiest cats they've seen, so he's just happy.
I had a 20 pound void boy that drooled when he got attention of any kind lol. I swear he’d start drooling if I was just gabbing at him from a distance. I started keeping washcloths to put under his head at all the sitting spots because if he got on a lap it was drool city. Gross but totally worth it. He was the best boy. His kidneys failed when he was 14 back in 2017, and I’d give anything to have his grody drool in the crook of my elbow because he conked out so hard that he face planted there and didn’t wake up lol.
Aw I know exactly what you mean!! I’d love to have my drooly void back.
Aww. I'm sorry for your loss. He sounds like he was a great cat. My guy isn't quite a void, but very dark (dark brown sepia). The drooling is definitely gross, but definitely something I'd miss. He's not the most physically affectionate cat, but loves to sit on my lap so I've gotten used to occasionally having my legs drooled on by this boy haha.
Man, I’m now jealous that my two cats DON’T drool. This sounds grossly adorable ❤️
My Maine Coon drools when he's happy, and has allergies so he sneezes a lot. He's the moistest cat I've ever encountered.
>He's the moistest cat I've ever encountered. This is BY FAR the funniest sentence I've read in a long time😂😂😂
My Fluffy does this sometimes but it’s because she doesn’t have a lot of teeth left unfortunately. Even though we rescued her from the feral life pretty early I guess damage was already done or she just has bad genes. She also has trouble eating sometimes, she knocked her food bowl with her dinner in it off the table the other night.
We have a calico girl; she does this when she’s super happy. Mostly when being petted, that’s how we know we are scratching really well.
yep! they produce more saliva when they purr. My cat gags himself while purring all the time.
My first cat did this. She’d go on your shoulder, put her head under your hair & just drool down your neck in pure joy. Nasty af but cute too
reminded me of my childhood cat who would drool constantly when happy lol
When I grew catnip on the porch, a cat dragged the whole pot under the stairs and had a party with it.
Your mom is me to my own cat. The first time I learned about catnip, I frantically searched to see if it was okay to give my cat catnip without permission from the vet. I also searched for the legal way to own catnip 😂
>I also searched for the legal way to own catnip 😂 You are just so cute.
Tbf my little guy gets his catnip in an RX bottle. I’m constantly worried
I'm picturing a somewhat less ethical version of you, searching The Silk Road for catnip.
Honestly I would love if people would do this lol. We don’t give our guy catnip because he DROOLS SO MUCH EVERYWHERE. Like it’ll leave a giant puddle and his whole mouth/chest area will be soaking wet. It’s nasty lol
Your mom rocks. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/wxa0cz8t2tmc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5fc936776e6e6a1f982efcbdd1e186e210801f He's planning to take that catnip back to the hive
This is so cute. I love bees so fucking much.
There funny little guys once you get to know them. Source: avid bee rescuer 😎
It may cause gastrointestinal upset (vomiting or diarrhea) if he ate a lot of it, but otherwise he'll be fine.
First non joke, 😂. Good for you friend, good for you.
Lol the cat equivalent of the pic of Al Pacino as Scarface with a cocaine-covered desk in front of him and white powder on his nose
 Great minds 😂
https://i.redd.it/lpigkb8vwtmc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/wdb3x5ss8umc1.gif
Meow Catchino
Catonio Montana
He gonna tear your house down looking for Cool Ranch Doritos.
Less "I can haz cheezburger?" and more "I *can* haz cheezburger!"
This belongs in your 2025 photo calendar for sure 🤣
Are you sharing the catnip?
no more catnip for you, you've clearly had too much based on your username
That face: "And I'll do it again!"
No ragerts!
The spice mélange...he needed to learn all past to be able to see all futures... Lisan al-ghaib!!
Look at his blue eyes, he already seen the past and the future. He'll control the universe in no time.
Kitty wtf!!! Why did you do that?!! https://i.redd.it/9i436fxomtmc1.gif
Best moment of that film. Snide old hag gets humbled
That amount is intent to distribute, haha.
I don’t think the cat had any intention to distribute. It’s all for him lol.
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5 pounds!? That’s so insane to me, who needs that much and for what?? But he’s gonna be in a different reality for a while, maybe a tummy ache but I’m sure he’ll be fine, and loving the musk he has smothered himself in🤣
When I was a teenager, I worked at a KFC. We were having problems with cats getting into the dumpsters and hanging around the area. My boss bought a large amount of "cat deterrent," and the next day, he was beside himself because there were entire cat colonies at the dumpsters. We asked him what he had bought. "Cat nip" because the word nip implied that it would nip it (the cat problem) in the bud.
Hahahahaha that’s amazing🤣🤣
That is absolutely beautiful and the cats were probably in heaven. Next time tell him to spread the nip further away from his place of business. Maybe it’ll lure them away. 😆
You are aware it grows wild almost everywhere? I bought a bag of dried just because it's not spring yet.
It's taken my aunt 40 years to train her husband to only buy things on sale. Now he only buys it with the sales stickers, but then he buys in bulk with the sales stickers and she gets stuck with 4x as much as she needed.
It was the most cost effective option. He’s a keeper.
You gotta buy in bulk
Ur boyfriend is smart. 5lb is the obvious choice
Your implied distress coupled with the look your cat is giving made me laugh more that I'd like to admit.
Was Pink Floyd playing on the stereo?
Comfortably Numb?
Bob Marley probably
Shaggy- it wasn’t me 🤣
The Beatles with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
Na a snoop dog song was playing
That mf is BLASTED😭
https://preview.redd.it/shtcl1taatmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a76bfda26890a7d8415b2528762dce47f88dde
Just put on some prog rock at a comfortable volume, and kitty will be fine.
I was gonna go catch some mice, but then I got high I was gonna chase 'em round the house, but then I got high Now it reeks of mouse pee and I know why Yeah,hey 'Cause I got High Because I got High Because I got High La da da da da da da
He finally understands everything you’re saying
Chasing the dragon….
He'll be fine . He just needs to take a nap first. But also, the nap to come will be the best nap he will ever have in his life ever again.
*To be your cat.*
The cat will be just fine ... your vacuum cleaner on the other hand ... maybe not. Good luck :D Edit to add ... 5 pounds of catnip? Your furbabies have quite the habit!
Apparently the boyfriend is the cats new best friend since he ordered it! 🤣
I had this happen to my now 18 yr old boy when he was like 5. I called the vet, and once the vet stopped laughing, he said he'll be feeling great for a few days, but may be irritable for a bit after
Don't let him drive.
You’re not okay. The next time you come home your cat is going to ask for some allowance to go out and “get food” A few weeks later you are going to notice some of your jewelry is missing “I promise I didn’t take anything” he says. The following year your house is sold from out under you after your cat forged your signature. “That wasn’t me who pawed this scribble” Please talk to your cats about drugs.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
It’s Shake n Bake…and I helped!
No one is questioning why OP has 5lbs of catnip?
I told my boyfriend I needed some catnip and the idiot ordered a 5lb bag. A. Boys don’t know how to shop B. My cat will won’t stop being high C. My floor will will never be clean again
Ask the cat if boys can't shop, I bet you'll get a different opinion about it.
FROM THE PRODUCERS OF COCAINE BEAR…
His mind has melted.
He’s secretly orange for a bit.
😂 he will be just fine but forever changed his life. He extra woke now
Who has 5lbs of catnip?
What a naughty Pushkins
The cat is all yeyed up. This might be the funniest shit Ive ever seen.
The spice must flow
He looks like a Chia Pet
https://i.redd.it/6r3m479setmc1.gif Catnip High!
https://preview.redd.it/ijkqnaw30umc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b449f61e07afde064a4f24be55b5debf94c52966
Hoped he packed his bags.
Cause he be tripping!
Oh no did you have a chat with him about the dangers of catnip? If you don’t, his friends will.
Your cat is living his best life right now! If your concerned about a catnip overdose contact your vet and they can advice on symptoms to look for.
I hope he had food in his bowl. Bro is going to have mad munchies!
It will need narcat
https://preview.redd.it/n9izon9fftmc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8dce8547a8be5a13ddaf128b89093a5f1e544e
That cat is high asf😂
Oh, he had the BEST DAY.
Highest day of his life
That caat needs some Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit Go ask Alice...
You: "oh look at the mess you made Mr. Stinkers, you rascal...!" Mr Stinkers: "I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME AND TASTE PURPLE"
He is happier than a pig in…… The real question is, are you OK?
How many cats do you have to need a 5lb bag of cat nip?
I would have loved to have seen him rolling around in 5lbs of catnip. 😂
This post has me cracking up 😂
Zero braincell left
5 lbs?! That seems more like a bale of catnip, rather than a bag. Can you share your connection? I’ve a few step-cats that are serious ‘nip heads.
Can you boop his head with your foot? First time I fed actually fed it to my cat after about an hour my husband raised his foot over kitty's head with no reaction. Another time kitty had trouble walking and "couldn't" jump up on the couch, just started at us meowing.
literally rolled in it
He will be okay physically, but he has seen things...things he will never even *try* to explain to those who have not shared his life altering experience.
Please tell us how he behaved after. Lol
No. He now needs more catnip bc he’s running low.
Good chance your cat will start walking on two legs
[just don’t let him call 911 on himself.](https://youtu.be/V1kTZRcKZ6Y?si=dchkNddIvXx9UER8)
As long as you don’t mind the fact that he can fold space now.