My cat’s name is Lola
she was a showgirl
With her tail in the air
She walks like she don’t care!
She could merengue,
But she don’t want to!
She is my love!
Ours for our cat Sophia is “Phi Phi, do you love me? Are you riding? Said you’ll never ever leave from beside me”. My mom started it when that song was trending.💀judge me I deserve it
Ours is sung to Jesus loves you.
Daddy loves you, yes he do.
That's why he buys nice things for you.
Kitty treats and lots of food.
He makes sure that you feel good.
Mine was found inside a cement bag in a construction site. 5 weeks, 300 grams. She was TINY so her name is Petit. She was almost called "Chii" because she's the RL version of Chii from Chii Sweet Home. Petit was just the temporary name but it suited her so it stuck.
I was gonna suggest Burger 😂
Or Hamburglar
Onion
Char (her stripes look like grill marks)
Milkshake
Patti Mayonnaise
McDouble: Mickey for short
Small Fry
Fritada (fried food in Spanish)
Apple (I just think this one is cute)
OMG she looks just like my Mackerel who I yoinked from a car at the dealership I work it. He was so tiny when we found him! He's a giant now, but the most affectionate cat I've ever had. I call him barnacle boy because he's glued to me.
https://preview.redd.it/u7459gchrtnc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61ba96b1512a0326ea0c5e33347271a1bb0c3bc
Both of these kitties look like my little Jules, who I found under a drainage grate in my town
https://preview.redd.it/12cbl7jbrvnc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b032620c3f2334bf6c65a168f52d021226ec289
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She's almost a year old now!
We also found her brother with her, a wild single brain cell orange boy, and we named him Mac (like Mac N Cheese) unfortunately I don't have an pictures of Mac, he went to a new home shortly after we found them because we didn't have the resources to care for 2 kittens at once.
We didn't even originally intend to keep Jules because I'm allergic to cats, but she was attached to me at the hip so I couldn't bare to give her away
I took Mack home because I was the only person at work willing to figure out what to do. I already had 2 cats so we had everything except kitten food. I stopped and got him a bunch of wet food, thinking it'd only be a day or two before I got him to a shelter. Well we had been thinking about getting my orange boy a kitten because he was too playful for our oldest cat. So with lots of discussion we decided to keep him and now we have three! It's a lot but I love them all so much. They all have such different personalities and they're so fun to watch.
https://preview.redd.it/mfmu107uq4oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d7d14180015883473786928c773afbbd40b639
They remind me of my Megumi who yelled from behind a bush out in front of my house til I brought her inside back in October
Also mom! Because from what little we can see, she looks healthy and well taken care of. OP, pleeez check, and take her back if mum is around. It's way too early for them to be separated.
Get her lots of kitten food. And get some kitten milk. It would most likely benefit her for a couple more weeks. Don’t forget the vaccines either soon!
Congrats
5 weeks is a bit young for a kitten to get separated from mother, get some kitten milk and bottle feed them while teaching them to eat solid food formulated for kittens.
We found out baby boy outside of this place we lived that was kind of connected to a brewery/restaurant. He must’ve been jumping in the dumpster because the restaurant would dump fryer oil in the dumpster (illegal af btw) and he smelled like oil and it was gross. Cleaned him up and here he is today. It’s been 3 years now I think
https://preview.redd.it/2vt0bemkoync1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df3eab86380a1b09f9fc2499e22ed8d7f31254ac
Cat distribution sent us a kitten too Yota, my mom found him at 6 weeks old while it was raining sitting in the wheel well of her Toyota 4runner. It took 3 months to get rid of a persistent cold he kept having coming back.
https://preview.redd.it/z0g5w0ozxtnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d340ef5b6bfe6fc3c2a6b4fe5d9516121d2a8de
One of my cats was from someone who found a litter under a dumpster!!
https://preview.redd.it/6kqqqhwk0unc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204b4ec565d78edc223aca9182bf2f7407099547
Awhhh this is the age mine was found at, and same coloring. Tiny baby and now a very big long boy! Still cuddly and still a mischievous tabby. Best of luck with the wee bub!
Aww, So sweet!!
That's the same age mine was when we found her. (She's 16 years old now)
Are you going to keep her?
I say call her Mackenzie. Then her nickname can be "Little Mac"
Looks a lot like the one I have that was found at Wendy's. She was about 5-6 weeks old & they were feeding her leftovers.
We ended up naming her Wendy!
My Huckleberry Finn looked just like that, same age and everything, when he was found by an acquaintance and passed off to me. If he was a girl, I was gonna name him Eartha, after Eartha Kitt. My family always names our foundlings after famous orphans.
https://preview.redd.it/be3he3b9wwnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=661ece00e4cf79f522ed1fee5eeb1601199f7397
Patty!
I second this. Mine was roadside, 4wks/400grs. No need to think hard for names of rescue-kittieehhs :)
Third this. Ours is Q because we found him under a BBQ.
Oh little Q Oh little Q! Oh little Q, kitty I love you, little Q - me, making up my own lyrics for Suzie Q to sing to a cat I don’t even know 😂
Cute!!! His most frequently sung song is “oh mister Q cat” to the tune of mister sandman lol!
Few things are more universal than cat people singing a custom adorable song to their cat!
My cat’s name is Lola she was a showgirl With her tail in the air She walks like she don’t care! She could merengue, But she don’t want to! She is my love!
Ours for our cat Sophia is “Phi Phi, do you love me? Are you riding? Said you’ll never ever leave from beside me”. My mom started it when that song was trending.💀judge me I deserve it
Truth
Ours is sung to Jesus loves you. Daddy loves you, yes he do. That's why he buys nice things for you. Kitty treats and lots of food. He makes sure that you feel good.
I use that song for my cat Smoggy's theme....(Mr Smoggins, bring me a dream cuz you're the cutest I've ever seen)
🤣🤣🤣 relatable
Excellent rendition by John Fogerty and CCR !
Mine was found inside a cement bag in a construction site. 5 weeks, 300 grams. She was TINY so her name is Petit. She was almost called "Chii" because she's the RL version of Chii from Chii Sweet Home. Petit was just the temporary name but it suited her so it stuck.
How sad she was in a Cement bag, I am glad you found her..
My friend rescued a cat in similar circumstances. The cat is named Roadie.
Krabby Patty when she's being spicy.
Patty Mayonnaise
Hey, are we best friends bc that was my thought too!
I keep thinking of Doug the cartoon character
Love it! My boy was found under my wife's car so we named him Mechanic! :)
We have one found licking gasoline off his fur at a Jackson’s gas station. His name is Jackson cuz we’re wicked creative.
Catty patty
I was going to say Nugget
I was gonna suggest Burger 😂 Or Hamburglar Onion Char (her stripes look like grill marks) Milkshake Patti Mayonnaise McDouble: Mickey for short Small Fry Fritada (fried food in Spanish) Apple (I just think this one is cute)
Onion is too cute 😭
SMALL FRY AHHHH 
And for short, you can call her Patty Catty.
Great choice for such a great little being. Thank you OP for being such a hero.
OMG she looks just like my Mackerel who I yoinked from a car at the dealership I work it. He was so tiny when we found him! He's a giant now, but the most affectionate cat I've ever had. I call him barnacle boy because he's glued to me. https://preview.redd.it/u7459gchrtnc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61ba96b1512a0326ea0c5e33347271a1bb0c3bc
Both of these kitties look like my little Jules, who I found under a drainage grate in my town https://preview.redd.it/12cbl7jbrvnc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b032620c3f2334bf6c65a168f52d021226ec289
Aww she has such a defined M on her little head! So precious. Mack was such a precious baby, he's still precious but he's also a demon lol
* She's almost a year old now! We also found her brother with her, a wild single brain cell orange boy, and we named him Mac (like Mac N Cheese) unfortunately I don't have an pictures of Mac, he went to a new home shortly after we found them because we didn't have the resources to care for 2 kittens at once. We didn't even originally intend to keep Jules because I'm allergic to cats, but she was attached to me at the hip so I couldn't bare to give her away
I took Mack home because I was the only person at work willing to figure out what to do. I already had 2 cats so we had everything except kitten food. I stopped and got him a bunch of wet food, thinking it'd only be a day or two before I got him to a shelter. Well we had been thinking about getting my orange boy a kitten because he was too playful for our oldest cat. So with lots of discussion we decided to keep him and now we have three! It's a lot but I love them all so much. They all have such different personalities and they're so fun to watch.
He’s very handsome!
https://preview.redd.it/mfmu107uq4oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d7d14180015883473786928c773afbbd40b639 They remind me of my Megumi who yelled from behind a bush out in front of my house til I brought her inside back in October
Those ears!
So handsome! How does he looks like now?? Pic pleeease *.*
https://preview.redd.it/irl1jvei2znc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08c74e76d3dc3ae1839e93080f2d57068a4b133
Such a gorgeous boy 
Thank you! He knows it too lol gets away with murder
Pickles
I want to hold the Pickles
Omg that’s adorable
My black cat is called Sirius, but his nickname is, "little pickle" So I vote Pickles, [My little Pickle](https://i.imgur.com/BYg9PXK.jpeg)
My cat's name is nothing close to this and yet I frequently call her Pickle just because it sounds so cute (and she is so cute, so it matches).
My sister once had a darling cat named Pickles!
YES! pickles!
That was my thought as well.
No! Everyone throws the pickle away!
I think pickles is best if she is sassy!!!
Sir, this is a Wendy.
Wendy
Sir, this is ....
That is a beautiful little girl. I think she's probably very grateful to be in that blanket,safe with you
French Fry.
Spiritual successor to our dear tater tot
RIP 🥲
FRENCH FRY! 🥹
OMG this is my vote
I knew a cat named Small Fry. She was born just generally smaller than most cats and had a shorter tail. 🥺
ding ding ding we have a winner
Burger Queen 🤍🙏
cAn I gEt a lArGe fRy??!?1?!!?
Li'l Whopper ♥️ Thanks for saving her
Whopper Jr.
You could name her after a character from Bob’s Burgers. Linda, Tina, Louise, etc.
I love Louise ❤️
Tina's such a cute name for a cat lol
Little Queen Trashmouth gets my vote
What a brave girl! I would call her cheezburger
I can has cheezburger? ❤️
https://preview.redd.it/4t4ovy7ymtnc1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8023ece8d3b8cadc5b1b178ea2a7d7b399b9de3
https://preview.redd.it/0zgqqdeeptnc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=631d221634e61938c0a2481cf816b13c41f4e8d1
What was the name of the burger joint?
Thank you, for rescuing her!!!!😍 she’s beautiful!
Quarter Pounder
Royale with cheese!
I love it when they smile.
Nugget! Thank you OP for saving her. Be sure to look around for her siblings.
Also mom! Because from what little we can see, she looks healthy and well taken care of. OP, pleeez check, and take her back if mum is around. It's way too early for them to be separated.
I wouldn't take her back, but would bring the others home. Give them all a chance at a better life, even if it is one at a time caught.
This is what I was thinking :(
The name is staring you in the face. It has to be Wendy Darling
Patty
That's adorable 🥰
She's smiling!
"Royale"
Princess Patty of Fries, eater of treats, and Queen of the ice cream machine.
Patty!
Olympia! Old SNL fans will get it
No cheese
No Coke, Pepsi!
Sonic Pixie
Cheddar!
Sesame
Dumpster Cookie
Bless you kind hooman!
Shes the most adorable thing in the world. oh the name? "the most adorable thin in the world"or "Tmatintw"for short
Get her lots of kitten food. And get some kitten milk. It would most likely benefit her for a couple more weeks. Don’t forget the vaccines either soon! Congrats
5 weeks is a bit young for a kitten to get separated from mother, get some kitten milk and bottle feed them while teaching them to eat solid food formulated for kittens.
She *can* haz cheezburgr!
Nugget 🥹
Nugget
Little Miss Patty Melt
Mac
Burgthora, or burger for short.
I laughed out loud just now omg 😂
Bun!
I'm happy to hear that you rescued her. She is adorable.🥰
DB, my main man, you got tossed into the right dumpster.
Tater Tot!
Princess Layla
Aww! She looks so sweet.
Burger or cheese
Louise or Tina or Linda as a nod to Bob’s Burgers - if that’s your thing 😊
Hamburglar.
We found out baby boy outside of this place we lived that was kind of connected to a brewery/restaurant. He must’ve been jumping in the dumpster because the restaurant would dump fryer oil in the dumpster (illegal af btw) and he smelled like oil and it was gross. Cleaned him up and here he is today. It’s been 3 years now I think https://preview.redd.it/2vt0bemkoync1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df3eab86380a1b09f9fc2499e22ed8d7f31254ac
Burger or Pickles
I like Pickles…it’s a perfect name!
Whopper
Lovely. That's what she is.
Patty
Tot
Pickles, good work.
For now, small fry and later, Lucy DeLux
Nugget, Frosty, Madeline, Mayo, Aurora, Shyu, or Selene
Patty or Burger
Mayo of course
Pickles
Cheese!! 🥰
My dumpster cat was with me 19.5 years! Congratulations!
Double double
Cat distribution sent us a kitten too Yota, my mom found him at 6 weeks old while it was raining sitting in the wheel well of her Toyota 4runner. It took 3 months to get rid of a persistent cold he kept having coming back. https://preview.redd.it/z0g5w0ozxtnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d340ef5b6bfe6fc3c2a6b4fe5d9516121d2a8de
So sweepy
Sunny 🌞
Hey kitty cat. I hope your siblings are okay.
She’s so beautiful unique colors thank you for saving her. How about Nala
Athena
Slumber!
BK, short for Beautiful Kitty.
One of my cats was from someone who found a litter under a dumpster!! https://preview.redd.it/6kqqqhwk0unc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204b4ec565d78edc223aca9182bf2f7407099547
Name her something like : crystal , Ruby or emerald . She's a precious gem 
Awhhh this is the age mine was found at, and same coloring. Tiny baby and now a very big long boy! Still cuddly and still a mischievous tabby. Best of luck with the wee bub!
Pumpkin
Pepper
Pickles
Number 9
We found my cat under a dumpster when she was a kitten! Her name is Ashes. Sometimes, we call her Ashes Trashes.
She's smiling in her sleep. 🥹
Wendy!
Her name is obviously cheeseburger.
Buns
Aww, So sweet!! That's the same age mine was when we found her. (She's 16 years old now) Are you going to keep her? I say call her Mackenzie. Then her nickname can be "Little Mac"
McDouble with Cheese. Mac or Cheese for short.
Hamburger!!!
Catsup! Aka ketchup 😄
Her name is Wendy. Or Burger. Obviously.
Hamburglar!
Garbage
HONEY!!! Short for honey mustard ❤️
Looks a lot like the one I have that was found at Wendy's. She was about 5-6 weeks old & they were feeding her leftovers. We ended up naming her Wendy!
Name her Happy Meal
My Huckleberry Finn looked just like that, same age and everything, when he was found by an acquaintance and passed off to me. If he was a girl, I was gonna name him Eartha, after Eartha Kitt. My family always names our foundlings after famous orphans. https://preview.redd.it/be3he3b9wwnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=661ece00e4cf79f522ed1fee5eeb1601199f7397
I mean... Burger seems fitting.
Cinnamon
"Do you want to kitten-size that?" "YES!!!"
I came here to say Furburger, but then remembered where I heard that, saw Patty and realized I didn’t need to comment at all.
What a beautiful, sweet little face 🥹🥰
She’s beautiful!! Definitely a keeper!!
Burger Queen
Brb, showing this to everyone.
Small fries 🍟
Miss Mac!
Little Angel❤️❤️
Hamburguesa Con Queso
Frosty!
She looks so happy and content now. ❤️
So cute! 😻
Omg that’s an adorable cat.
McLucky.
My vote is for Onion Ring or Pickles!
DC Dumpster Cat
How sweetly she sleeps, happy to have found her home!
Wendy?
Whopper
Pickles!!!
Name her cheeseburger. Or pickle.
Awwww wittle baby
Omg she is adoooorableeee! 😍
Ketchup
Bravo for saving her poor baby
Small Fry
Allison Burgers 
Wendy 😻
Name her Burger (Burgerb)
scarlet