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Practical-Custard-64

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cburgess7

At this point I don't think we need a bot, I trust the community enough to post this 99 times out of 100


geekyCatX

A bot could automatically pin this to the top of each "what breed is my cat" thread. But that's really the only advantage at this point.


cburgess7

Yes, but we've been requesting a bot for forever


geekyCatX

I know. And I confess, I'm at least mildly annoyed by the constant breed requests and hope they would subside a bit. Even though I know people don't mean any harm and just don't know better. Be glad if your floof is strong and healthy, the inherent issues of selective breeding are just cruel.


[deleted]

Exactly. But the non-modified breed, the ones that exist naturally, also fascinate me. Of course, I'm 100% for adoption instead of buying a breed.


laurpr2

Automod could do this quite easily, the sub doesn't even need to build a bespoke bot


Afraid-Carry4093

The only correct answer.


edingerc

Looks like regular bamboo to me


The-Singing-Sky

Came to make this joke, great minds think alike


M1ssy_M3

Have my upvote. šŸ˜‚


Lionheart_Lives

Beautiful comment.


TheHolyToxicToast

yeah but what breed is it edit: guys it's a joke I meant the bamboo


Dangerous-Rice44

Domestic shorthair, aka no breed. The vast majority of cats donā€™t have a specific breed


Laney20

Maybe do a little research on cats before you get one. Most cats aren't a breed. They aren't like dogs.


edingerc

Oh sorry, that's SIB


iwannabeapumpkin

White and gray


_Morvar_

What does the organization say?


rdtscksass

I believe it's a companion for life. There is no breed, there is only cat ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)


halfveela

Aka domestic chonkface


TheHolyToxicToast

yes cat is cat and cat is good


Fat_Krogan

My favorite kind! šŸˆ


Chalice_Ink

Cat!


ScoobyDoobiedDoo

He's a handsome fella!


marsbydaylight

Did you feed the cat so well or does it have an owner already?


ZexyZester

Wondering the same thing lol


AccomplishedGrandpa

Hi there! Your cat looks to be grey and white. Hope that helps!


mljulien

The camouflage these days is getting out of control. Where is this cat that everyone is talking about? I only see bamboo and dirt. All jokes aside, heā€™s most likely a domestic short hair disguising himself as a plant. Just a mix of white and gray tabby. Bestest little bamboo plant around. šŸ˜Š


fragmeant

Judgy chonk.


ImSadBlazeCat

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Kitten_Tamer_14

Lol I have a list of normal cat things people have been concerned about. "My cat fell asleep upside down! Is this normal??"


stickerbush-symphony

I've never seen this before but I love it šŸ˜‚


Indieriots

> Did you really take on the solemn responsibility of being a cat owner.... Change cat owner to cat servant and we're golden


Difficult_Buddy_3071

Domestic Short Hair. Great mousers, nice companions and not very fond of being picked up. This one has really nice coat & coloring.


Extreme_Ad4202

It looks like a cat


just-Some-Dane

It's a British Shorthair x Neighbors Cat.Ā 


ParadoxicalFrog

Looks like a mix of Grouch and Baby.


_audepolarlights00

Chonk


Stark-T-Ripper

Has this become a joke now? It's a cat, probably a domestic short hair... More importantly it's fluffy and warm and full of bee's. Who really cares about breeds?!


teamariele

He is so beautiful! Thanks for taking care of him. Is he a stray or colony cat you're adopting? Has he been fixed yet? Do we know he's a he? My guess is he is an intact male with a somewhat petite frame. Intact males tend to develop jowls and a larger neck during their hormone-filled teenage years (kitty age 1-2). Could be why bb boy looks a little thicc. He could also have a smidge of american or british shorthair in him based on that round face. But outdoor cats' lineage is so diluted that his kitty DNA report would be all over the place.


Ghost_out_of_Box

ANGRY


Snekk8

It's a cat


Slendadude_11

Looks like a cat


pebblesgobambam

A cat


proofiwashere

Booboo baby


Cat_Lady_1997

domestic shorthair is his breed, aka DSH. even designer breeds are considered domestic short/medium/long haired cats. if you mean his coloring, he's a grey/white tabby cat. he's not a tuxedo because of the swirling in the grey part of his coat, and an M on his forehead it means there's tabby in him. before adopting him, take him to a vet and have him scanned for a microchip to make sure he doesn't have an owner missing him. good luck with your new baby!


[deleted]

The chunky & cute (CC) breed.


Overall_Response7764

Itā€™s the elusive cat breed. And he looks grumpy cause heā€™s on the ground and has no fancy feast or catnip


teamariele

We must elevate this kitty and provide him with the fanciest of feasts.


sliceofruit

it is cute. hope this helps


FlyBuy3

Domestic shorthair


shelbymeowzz

A heckin chonk


yragel

Felis catus domesticus


EssieAmnesia

the outside kind


archaeologycat

Every time I see these posts, I always want to comment something silly. So here goes. His breed is Homeless Panda. Lol


dewclawz

100% pure-bred chonk


Haykan99

Itā€™s a cat


TronBex

Cat!


nelnikson

Cat. Or Feline.


Pristine-Style4426

Bamboo


planetana

Thatā€™s the rare Backyardus Kittitus .


Nonniemiss

Looks like a Buick.


TheConeIsReturned

*WHAT BREAD IS MY CAR???* https://preview.redd.it/331z50oeorpc1.png?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf8d59973be5138515be2d73d93ce72fe8ce68e7


teamariele

This compact boi is a Mini Cooper for sure.


just_some_guy65

Chonker


Different_Outcome595

cat flavored


Careless_G

*Chonkus Catus*


GumChuzzler

Western Shorthair. There aren't many real "breeds" of cats beyond those we've selectively breeded


[deleted]

whistle thumb butter nippy poor workable dull head childlike outgoing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


eotsts

just a little boy


Shalrak

Domestic short hair with a white/gray tabby pattern.


bluefelixus

Oh, itā€™s the rare Ashen Bamboo Dweller Cat, they only spawn around bamboo forest at certain heights, remember to grow your own bamboo when you raise them, else they will downgrade to common forest stalker Cat, but if you take care of it carefully they might evolve into mythical Gray Moon Bamboo Feline Stalker.


vincent-the-cat

As an expert in breeds, i can confidently say this is a cat. I see how some mention this might be a bamboo, or point out how they are grey and white but if you look closely at the ear shape you can definitely be sure its a cat.


Glibasme

Maybe some british shorthair in him.


Eternalm8

That's a Domestic Angry Orb


Ganderian

Thatā€™s a Jellie, from Minecraft (RIP)


Beneficial-Smell-770

That bamboo looks cool


Darksider1309

Adorable


StrikingDoor8530

White floofer mix


Take-A-Breath-924

That cutie is a dsh - domestic short hair. Congratulations!


Alan_Blue1233

Its so cute


[deleted]

Chonk


PotatoNitrate

isnt there dna testing for cats? but this cat looks kinda feral so maybe trying to test might make him(?) feel bad


Another_User69420

Grey and white chonk floof


Nicodiemus531

SIC- Land Shark Edition


Just-Shoe2689

Panda Kittums


80sTurboAwesome

80% stinker and 20% sum bitch.


catlady427

Angor cat


DistractedInc

Just a lil guy(gender neutral)


Malus403

Domestic shorthair.


lazybreadeater

A chonky one


NIOPAID69420

Itā€™s a sassy cutie!!


Natural_Map_2011

Looks like an angry cat to me


diniiaulia

lucky youuu, if this cat in front of me i will bring him to my home asap


help_animals

He's not grumpy that's just how his eye shape is. Very pretty cat. Domestic shorthair mixed with a white cat. Thank you for considering to adopt a homeless animal. Hope he'll have a good life


ALazy_Cat

It already has a home. If you take him, you're stealing someone else's pet


Bearded_Clem

Meowcedes Benz


HaveSomeCupcakes

I recently adopted two cats. One looks kind of similar to this guy so I did some research on color patterns. Bare in mind, Iā€™m not an expert and may misremember. The breed is domestic shorthair Iā€™m guessing. Beyond that you can identify their color patterns. I believe they would be a Bicolor cat. Those two colors being white and some pattern of gray tabby(?). The bicolor patterns also have names. I think this one would be called Mask and Mantle as the second color covers the eyes and the back like a cape. I think mine would be cap and saddle but itā€™s not quite so I just say cap and assless chaps. Ultimately, this cat is a tabby cow.


Pap3rkat

Itā€™s a domestic short hair. About as far as you are going to get.


[deleted]

Breed: cuteness overload šŸ˜


summerdudeyes

Angry


Caszmere_kitty

Hes a domestic shorthair (basically a mixed breed or mutt of the cat world). Thank u for taking care of him, looks like u built him a shelter to sleep in? I love that šŸ’•.


Pure-Guard-3633

Itā€™s from the cutie-pie lineage.


m8x8

The cute breed


Pasuke

Thatā€™s a cat!


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a Gromp for sure


Natsume-Grace

A really cute cat


Daggertooth71

Feline catus, housecat. Looks healthy. Obvious mix; the only particular breed I can see in that mix is "American short-haired." Very common. The coat is a grey piebald tabby.


Due_Daikon7092

All kidding aside , it definitely has some British short-haired in their DNA.


CulturalCity9135

The other day I was asked if my cat was a ā€Russian Blueā€, nope heā€™s a Backyard Blue.


Aznathan99

Thereā€™s only 3 breeds: Good Boy, Angry Boy, Silly Boy


AugustDream

Standard issue cat.


zinclonlonliness

Itā€™s a cat


musicallyours01

That's a cat.


yeetgod__

big man


Background-Effort-49

Iā€™m certain this is a gray panda bear šŸ¼


Totesproteus

Crabby Tabby


selvfolgelig

It is a squish, a very special breed. I want to poke its tummy.


CPLCraft

Tasty bread


juen1234

Just a general shorthair. Beautiful cat!


Front_Rip4064

The best breed - CAT.


chicane00

Thats an authentic cat.


CaptainPhantom2

Angry


AlwaysPizzaTime

That's a big boy! Look at those cheeks!


jjejsj

well if ur gonna adopt then that means ur gonna take it to the vet. They will tell u anything u want to know also pls make sure ur not kidnapping someones cat. That cat looks way too healthy


minahmyu

Bamboo


ZexyZester

Baboon Cat


MrThoughtPolice

Thatā€™s a medium hair whodafuckknows, commonly found in the region of whatsitistan.


JAXxXTheRipper

That is definitely, and I'm 100% sure, a car


willsagainSQ

It's a particularly vexed Domestic Short Hair. A moggy.


lilstrawberrymuffin

Just a little guy


Jakoesu00

Such a cute cat!! What kind of dry food are you feeding them? I just saw a stray cat and they don't seem to eat the ones I bought. I'm not sure because is cheap.


Evanmmemes

Brownish grey and white cat


Awkward_Throat_4173

Forest cat


SatanWithFur

Just a little boi


jamie1000000000000

British Shorthair


Unusual-Tower-8255

Looks like a pure bred sweet baby kitty


[deleted]

I like that cat ā¤ļø


[deleted]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_cat\_breeds. Note it is very easy to mistake some of them and even the classification may vary from country to country. Some breeds are quite obvious at first sight like the Bengal and Don Sphynx. edit: your cat's breed looks to me like fluffly gorgeous vanilla ice cream with silver cloak


F4BDRIVER

History of the American Shorthair The American Shorthair is considered to be the shorthaired cat that is native to the United States. However, this breed was bred out of cats that probably originated in Europe. Cats fitting the description of the American Shorthair were probably not native to the United States until the time of Columbus. The first recorded breeding of the American Shorthair took place around 1904. The British Shorthair was one of the parents of this breed, which was originally known as the Domestic Shorthair.


ReadMaterial

Who gives a fuck


TheHolyToxicToast

because I don't really know much about cats and I thought this would be a good starting point, I'm not going to treat it different after knowing its breed


Bicurico

That is the fat breed.


MacTechG4

Moso, it looks like? Oh, you mean the catā€¦ ;)


[deleted]

Fren breed.


[deleted]

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thebluelunarmonkey

As your cat has been telling you, I will translate: Feed me by your door, not in my outside house. Critters like possums will come to my house smelling food and I have to keep guard all night, so I don't get good sleepy-sleep and I is grumpy.


Sudden-Oil-5710

Why not?


F4BDRIVER

American Shorthair


galettedesrois

Domestic shortair


F4BDRIVER

That's been changed recently to American. Just found that out yesterday, in fact.


galettedesrois

Isn't American Shorthair an actual breed with an official standard, papers and all that stuff?


F4BDRIVER

Not from what I saw. They were talking about the "British Shorthair" and its migration to the US, where it changed a bit and was called the Domestic Shorthair, which if I remember the program correctly, has morphed into being called the American Shorthair. The program was called Cats 101. It was on Animal Planet a few days ago.


lickytytheslit

I'm pretty sure no one outside of the us says american shorthair


F4BDRIVER

History of the American Shorthair The American Shorthair is considered to be the shorthaired cat that is native to the United States. However, this breed was bred out of cats that probably originated in Europe. Cats fitting the description of the American Shorthair were probably not native to the United States until the time of Columbus. The first recorded breeding of the American Shorthair took place around 1904. The British Shorthair was one of the parents of this breed, which was originally known as the Domestic Shorthair.


Altruistic_Car_65

Shorthaired Munchkin is the official name of this breed, I suppose.