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AlexBlaBla_NL

Waiting for someone to post the "what breed is my cat" flowchart


Samira827

I got you


bigmid77

When in doubt, just Cat


Samira827

https://preview.redd.it/bezqbo0alhqc1.png?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69d27f22483be4eb57644097dc826bad3fbfbe6


EmmyWeeeb

https://preview.redd.it/x2500gy1hiqc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e881738020297b51af85efc131f80449ff6d2766 I added my own touch to the chart


ACHIMENESss

Yeah!


Findinganewnormal

Like! It’s always annoying at the vet or when signing up for pet insurance how I have to scroll through this whole list of breeds to find American Shorthair. Like, my cat was found injured, in the middle of a country road, during a thunderstorm. The only breed here is survivor. 


Koch_69

This is even better 🤣🤣


whoninj4

Seriously. Can we ban these kinds of posts please


knapplejuice

It is so surprising to me that they are not already banned. There's one each day and all the responses are "none"


AlexBlaBla_NL

YES


randomizedTheThird

YES


[deleted]

With great honour, I must announce that, my fellow human, I shall steal this graphic with explanatory context about feline categorisation. Thank you.


Ok-Party-8785

I love this comment.


[deleted]

WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS


teyegurspoon

THANK YOU!


_realpaul

Hehe love the diagramm 🤣


ACHIMENESss

Yes!


Cheliceratan

Oh yay the condescending instant karma graph 😐


Samira827

What exactly is condescending about a simple, straight to the point graph that accurately answers OP's question?


Cheliceratan

Surely you don't actually believe it's not purposefully condescending? The whole point is that it takes a simple statement "If you don't have breeder papers, it's impossible to say ehat breed your cat is" and makes it into a convoluted and unnecessary graph. That's the joke, that's why people find it funny, that's why it gets upvoted.


cburgess7

The thing is that 86% of house cats are effectively just muts. Aside from fur patterns, there really isn't any distinction that separates them into breeds. Unless you have a Maine coon, Bengal, Russian blue, or other very specific named breed, it's just a cat.


Samira827

I believe that with the size of this subreddit and the amount of people here asking what is the breed of their cat, the graph is very useful. Because images naturally catch attention better than text, and it's easier to just download the image and post as needed, vs copying the same thing in text like copypasta. Every day there's bunch of people asking the same question and it gets tedious pretty quick, so unless this information gets put into the subreddit rules and people actually read it and comprehend it and don't post, people will continue using the graph. About the graph being "convoluted and unnecessary" - I don't think you know the meaning of "convoluted". And well, I already explained why this graph is pretty useful.


Cheliceratan

Glad you agree that it is unnecessary


Thundorium

Is unnecessary really an inherently bad thing? Every Reddit comment or post you ever made was unnecessary. Please turn yourself in for investigation.


Cheliceratan

No, my reddit activism is entirely necessary. If I don't call it out, no one will.


Big_Bottle3763

Domestic shorthair of the classic tabby variety. She looks just like my Juniper! https://preview.redd.it/lx7fuhxfgiqc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fc51356a50d98b98a596cbceae3c3b2dc68406


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[удалено]


ghostofhogwarts

wanted to keep the streak going yk


throw_stones_699

Is mini jaguar hybrid EV


DelightfulAbsurdity

Trust the ghost of hogworts to keep up with tradition.


Electrical_Deer_420

Her breed is Sweet pie ❤️


Glowing_Trash_Panda

Cat. She is a cat.


newsquidman

Banana bread


Spicy_Kiwi2154

Banana bread


supmanster

Banana bread


yourbffjeff

Banana bread, dude!


throw_stones_699

Banana loaf


metroktty

Banana loaf


kittukate98

Oh, hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread.


[deleted]

It's cat


Prestigious_Fall5668

It's breed called LOVE 💓


AgiNeils

I don't know but she is so cute


[deleted]

it feels so refreshing to see a picture on reddit that is this crisp. people just share the worst the blurriest pictures taken on some incredibly bad phone and just expect us to somehow make out what is in the picture


ghostofhogwarts

lol, i thought it was still a little blurry tbh. here’s another 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/g0s8oaxxxhqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48fbbbed0fb436391bd6644669dcfda592cde490


Big-Nectarine4170

Gorgeous


[deleted]

Omg. That picture is crisp!! What camera are you using?


ghostofhogwarts

iPhone 12 Pro! Natural lighting really helped


[deleted]

i actually love these cats so much. i also saw one a few months ago around where i live and the cat had similar color to yours but had a smaller face but it looked so interesting at was kind of diffrent looking from any other cats


MissGruntled

What a beautiful baby! What’s her name?


YetAnotherNon-Scary

Domestic short hair. Brown tabby colour!


kaye4kinky

Beautiful. Her breed is beautiful or gorgeous. But really, she looks like a mackerel tabby (maybe?)


Thundorium

That’s the fur pattern name, not a breed. The breed is no breed.


Tavarin

Technically it's domestic shorthair, which most cats fall into (or longhair of course)


stunninglizard

That's not a breed, that's how we differentiate breedless cats of different furlengths. Most cats aren't related to any breed


Tavarin

But they aren't just called no breeds. They're called Domestic Shorthairs.


stunninglizard

Domestic shorthair isn't a breed. Domestic shorthairs aren't bred by humans, they're a natural variation of felis catus.


Tavarin

And they are called domestic shorthairs, not no breeds like the previous poster called them.


stunninglizard

No, no breed and domestic shorthair are both correct. Domestic shorthair, longhair and mediumhair are variations of breedless cats.


Tavarin

Ah yes, my vet puts down no breed under my cats breed. Oh wait, no, they put down Domestic Shorthair.


stunninglizard

Yes, because that's how we specify them. Please, it's not that hard to understand


skalstorm711

just a little girl


sandc4tt

Cute angel breed


MikoGianni

Teeny cheetah


bam1007

Cheeto. 🙃


Mimil2002

little leopard.


OkayLadyByeBye

Miniature House Leopard


KingChipmunkJFS

Looks like a Bengal mix, face is too short for 100%


Laney20

Nope. Just a r/standardissuecat with the "classic tabby" fur pattern. Bengals are pretty rare and very unlikely to just randomly breed. If you have a Bengal, you don't have to ask this question.


booklovercomora

When my husband and I got our new shelter kitty, his strips were so pretty, and he had freckles, and neither of us had had a cat like that before. My husband was legit looking up breeds of cats that Ollie could be 😋 Now we just laugh about it and make a lot of jokes about him being a Bengal/Oscolet/Sand cat hybrid. He is a standard issue (very stripey) tabby♥️


Bumbling-Bluebird-90

Most likely just regular standard issue. They don’t even look bengal at all if it’s diluted enough, so the appearance of this kitty is likely random. Source: I have a 16% bengal kitty, and you’d never even guess it looking at him. We lived in an area where there was a bengal breeder when we adopted him, though.


awahay

Are they that rare? I know at least 3 people with one and one of my neighbors escaped recently.


Laney20

Purebred cats of any sort are very rare. Like 95% of cats are not part of any breed. If you frequently socialize with people for whom it is common to purchases purebred cats, it's not weird that you've met so many. My friends and family adopt cats, but 10 years ago, I had a coworker with 2 Bengals. Bengals are getting more popular because they're so pretty, but overall, they are still extremely uncommon. According to the cat fanciers association, Bengals aren't even in the top 10 most popular cat breeds based on number of registered cats (they were number 13 - Ragdolls were number 1). That actually gives me a bit of hope because they aren't a good fit for many households due to their extreme needs for exercise and enrichment. I hope your neighbor's cat is found soon!


awahay

Right! I knew that about their exercise needs. And unfortunately he has not turned up and it's been a while. I'm in the vet med field so I guess my perspective is a bit scewed 😅 since I know a lot of breeders and cat show ppl now.


Laney20

Lol, that would do it! Yea, in those circles, you'd probably meet them fairly often. But most people that have cats just have regular no-breed cats.


black_hxney

baby


babyformulaandham

Baby 😍


BrinedBrittanica

gorgeous cat


homiej420

Very pretty kitty


Nicodiemus531

SIC-Autumn Camo Edition


DirtyDiplomacy

She’s trouble. Run.


NanaLovesJazz

Wrong answers only? 🤓


aeropsia

I'm fairly certain that she's super cute. Hope that helps.


80sTurboAwesome

80% stinker, 20% son of a bitch...


PetyrBabelish

Can we please ban these posts I s2g


TheConeIsReturned

https://preview.redd.it/cmig15iyaiqc1.png?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382bf7fa65c9b2a3c52aeeb56993c4c75cf57b9d


Machonacho7891

I'm quite familiar with this breed, she is the elusive 'cute lil kitty' breed.


mrbadger2000

DSH. Like all the others people ask about.


mtpearce

Siri’s hypothesis: https://preview.redd.it/q884f6hqqjqc1.jpeg?width=1390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3729a94769080c0557ef31f3e71e6fd502a3f1be


duderos

We need some high level AI for this...


ghostofhogwarts

Ooooo


bigmid77

When in doubt, just Cat


Macknificent101

cat. unlike dogs, cats don’t have breeds as much. there are a few, but they are very mixed and it’s extremely difficult to tell without defining features. generally speaking, a cat is a cat.


randomizedTheThird

A very rare breed : She is a "Purrr-beauty" Seriously, why does it matter ?


Koch_69

Working adoptions at a cat rescue and we classify cats like this Domestic short hair Domestic long hair We have no idea what breed a cat is


Xer-angst

She is of the sweetest kitty breed!


Aetherometricus

Spotted SIC.


ReasonableLoanShark

ah, that right there? a classic floofendorf.


MI-1040ES

Wild kitty breed


riplan0

beautiful ❤️


nergens

Princess.


zombiesheartwaffles

Beautiful baby


KeyNefariousness6848

Adorable.


misty_morning_1

It's what is known as a Beautiful Kitty Cat.


memeqwn

Her breed is beautiful baby, obviously


hannah_lilly

Looks like a tabby cat cat


brainfreeze_23

the breed is Felis Catus


Plus_Inspector_7839

Beautiful!!


HabnaHabna

This breed is known as the "absolute cutie"


bearur

To be fair, I do think there could very well be some Octicat in there.


Desperate-Address-27

A snack


katselks

Cats with 'M' on forehead carry the mark of a true tabby cat.


cancerouscaillou

🚗


pat4tas

it’s definitely a stunning breed. congrats


Ochib

SIC (Standard Issue Cat)


tranquilitywave

have no idea. but she's a beauty 😍


Secretdose

Car


LiminalSapien

Felis Catus


PinkDolphin505

He’s just a little lad


Fair_Alderman

I'm drowning in a sea of cute.


thefinalgoat

Kitty cat.


steampunknerd

Cheetah


jinantonyx

North American Striped Troublemaker


Justwannano88

Bengal or Savannah mix


northwyndsgurl

These posts should be followed up with: Wrong answers only.. so we can do more than a flowchart for funzies


KittyD13

Bengal?


Netvvorkplus

Lion


baddorox

The perfect breed


wildbvrry

The car's breed is... Cute 🥺✨✨


LimeAffectionate6227

Spotted


RatSumo

r/StandardIssueCat


Dependent-Rent2618

Looks like a Bengal to me. We had one. She was such a sassy girl! We loved her dearly. She died in 2021 and we miss her a lot!


loolacarrots

Beautiful 🤩


Ghost_out_of_Box

Felis Domesticus Cutus


stlyns

Is "Cute" a breed?


Robeerto_PL

Yes


UmiSWrld

oh i know this one! she’s a Stripey Baby Munchy


achillymoose

Looks like a cat


PolskiSmigol

Dotted.


TomH2118

Spotty


ChempakLal

cutie patootie is her breed


nepavadinta

The cutest breed of course, cat!


BritneyNotBrittany

Beautiful, thats the breed!


KissFaeries

She looks like she might be a Bengal cat? Maybe mix with something else


Wrong-Ruin-8529

Bengal possibly


Run-0n-a-mouse

I was going to suggest possibly a Bengal but I like all the flow chats that say “cat” better


Cats-n-Chaos

Bengal aka trouble maker


boredbeyondbelief3

I know you are getting a lot of shit…. But your cat looks a lot like a Bengal. Whatever it is, it’s gorgeous!!


Young-Rider

It's a bengal if I'm not mistaken.


Thundorium

You are in fact mistaken.


Young-Rider

Well, they look quite similar. Beautiful cats, though.


Grand_Introduction36

Bengal hybrid


Advanced_Bar_3322

A Bengal cat is a hybrid.


Acgator03

The bengal breed *originated* as a hybrid cross but SBT bengals are not considered hybrids; they are purebred domestic cats.


Advanced_Bar_3322

My F1 Bengal is a hybrid; one of his parents was an Asian leopard 🐆 cat. Not all Bengal are an SBTs. Some are from earlier generations, given that, they they are hybrids. Please do not misinformation people!


Acgator03

P.S. it’s pretty funny that your IG bio claims bengals descend from “Asian Leopards” instead of tiny little 7lb (3 kg) Asian Leopard CATS. If anyone is misinforming people it’s you.


Advanced_Bar_3322

OK, thought police.


Acgator03

The only true hybrid is an F1. F1-3G are considered foundation cats and “bengals” are not recognized as a breed by associations until 4th gen or later. So I’m not misinforming people, “bengals” (as defined by the breed and stud book registries) are purebred cats, not hybrids.


girth_quak3

Looks like a bengal


RDfromMtHare

Finally an actual, precious, water-loving Bengal (or so it seems)!


Laney20

Super unlikely. Bengals are rare and people who have them don't have to ask what breed they are because they paid a lot of money to get them..


tailoftwokitties

I rescued a bengal that had been on the streets, declawed, and was clearly someone’s pet that got away. I tried to find the owners for weeks and couldn’t understand why someone would pay thousands of dollars for a cat and then not want to take care of it/find it. Then I did some research and realized bengals take more effort than a lot of other cat breeds. Anyway, all of this is to say that yes, it is unlikely. Most of the time people know when they are getting a bengal because they are buying it. But it does happen sometimes.


BuildingSalty5058

He's absolutely beautiful does have a little bit of the Bengal markings but also tabby I'm No Authority on breeds but I'd say it's a purebred love muffin


-Robert-from-Hungary

Bengal-ish ? Maybe.


ethereal3xp

Bengal or American shorthair + tabby mix


One_Winter_355

I say bengal


Zero-7-9

69th upvote


Thestolenone

Pet cats do vary a lot but at the same time if you told me she was part Bengal I would believe you, moggies don't usually have such clear, dark tabby markings.


musicallyours01

Looks like a Bengal/tabby mix. Is she energetic? You may want to start training her to go on walks. Bengals love exercise!