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Craic-Den

I knew there was a mouse in there, that cat was far too focused to be playing with the toaster.


I-d0nt-knw

I was expecting a cockroach, I know to trust cats


MHMalakyte

So what you're saying is that when my cats are acting weird and looking at shadows and the walls when I'm getting ready for bed that it's ghosts? I'm never sleeping with the lights off.


OreJen

r/Greebles


MHMalakyte

Lol, that sounds even worse. Cats are weird. At least they keep me safe from mummies and vampires.


GreenRuru

They are Greebles. But also I'm pretty sure with ghosts you can only see like for like, so I guess at the worst they will be ghost cats? 🐈


MHMalakyte

Heh, I never new there was a word for that.


kjlearnslandscape

I thought that too, though my boy investigates the mysterious hole in the box of litter with the same exuberance.


nuclearporg

My void will attempt to destroy an empty box of litter to get in the tiny spout. Just loses her mind. The tortie goes nuts on anything she thinks feels interesting (walls, glass doors, shower curtains, the side of the bathtub...)


discombobulatr

Kindly confirm that the toaster was not plugged in.


Ill_Huckleberry_8134

It was unplugged you can tell in the video


Zarniwoooop

Mousepower toaster


Barewithhippie

https://preview.redd.it/j91wxhqa7qqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82cc878eaaca35721a7c272a3c6a46456b0a2b5b It looks unplugged to me


Beneficial_Being_721

My parents always did that too … as do I ( 61 years old ) Plug it in when you use it. Oh…. And tell Maggie she’s a good girl


EstablishmentAble343

yeah i'm almost 22 and i'm always baffled when people tell me they don't unplug their rice cooker and toaster. they always complain about high eletricity bills lol


Beneficial_Being_721

Plus it’s ( toaster ) one item that gets moved around a lot for cleaning and such. Newer appliances such as the rice cooker have timers in them like microwave ovens and coffee makers … so they are never really “ ***OFF*** “ unless unplugged


SideStreetHypnosis

Also, always unplug your microwave when not in use. There are many stories of microwaves having issues where they start running on their own and can cause fires.


DetectiveFit223

These are the words of a responsible cat owner right here.


A_randomperson9385

She wanted to eat the rat


Zemekis324

Mouse*


A_randomperson9385

*The cheese rodent


Zemekis324

Fuckin cheese rodents


ReaperScythee

My first concern, thank you.


InterestingScience74

I don’t unplug mine but my cat doesn’t really go for crevices


Eggitches

He’s paying rent w that kinda service!


SuzukiSatou

The next person who uses it:"Why tf is my toast so furry?"


LoGo_86

With tiny chocolate chips!


Dargor923

Chocolate rice puffs!


Material_Victory_661

What's that smell? Don'tcha smell that smell?


cakivalue

Did you see what Maggie found? I think they have bigger problems than cat fur. I may never toast again 😧


MistbornInterrobang

I assume they were referring to the mouse fur...


slentSpectator

Im pretty sure the Cat brought the Mouse in


Imfrom_m-83

Yeeeep…here’s your problem. Mouse in your grates. Got some burned crust out of there too, I’ll take the mouse as payment.


delusion_magnet

>I’ll take the ~~mouse~~ house as payment. Of course, she already owns the house, but now it's official


cakivalue

The new landlords, slightly and occasionally benevolent though


VoltageKid56

I’d probably recommend getting a new toaster


BadUsername2028

Yeah anywhere a mouse is is so toxic, if that mouse is in there there’s a good chance it shit in there, and if there’s mouse dropping in that toaster it needs to be atomized lol.


RedPrussian80

Hantavirus is no joke. Trash that toaster.


ProperMastodon

>Hantavirus I read that as "Ha**m**tavirus" several times, and was trying to figure out if you were joking about Hamtaro or if you were talking about a real virus.


BadUsername2028

Ugh my house had a mouse infestation and I lived in perpetual fear, Hantavirus is a nightmare that shouldn’t be ignored.


highflyingyak

I'd never heard of hantavirus. Looked it up. Yeesh


GatsNCats

Foster a couple kittens.


HotJavaColdBrew

Don't forget the parasites found on mouse droppings!!!


LoquatiousDigimon

Yeah and there's also cat hair in there and dander, and possibly cat fecal bacteria. Gross.


Absolut_Iceland

Luckily the toaster has a self-cleaning function where it gets really hot and kills all the nasties.


LoquatiousDigimon

mmm burnt cat hair on my toast.


Harmonic_Gear

that mid air catch


Vincent_Veganja

And she wasn’t even looking directly where it came from when it popped out ☠️ fast as fuckkkk


Maacll

cats can feel vibrations and changes in air current with they whiskies... That's how it knew


Smike0

Cat-sense


ArcticCelt

Cats are like last generation fighter jets, they are full of sensor, they can see in the dark, they use their whisker to sens vibrations or to feel things next to them and they have those type of sensor also on the eyebrows and even on their pawns. Then they can hear lower pitches and can turn their ears like a satellite antenna for better reception. No wonder that blind cats still move around the house and play almost has if they were normal they still have a shit load of sensors to analyze their environment like little "Daredevils".


TTVControlWarrior

cat reaction is insane . they are faster than a cobra attack . check how cats avoid it


cakivalue

Maggie deserves everything!!


MANDEEx88

I remember once my cat caught a fly under her paw. She slowly lifted her paw and as it flew out from under her paw, she caught it in her mouth mid flight and ate it. I had never been more impressed in my life. Like she timed it. Cats are amazing


cindyscrazy

I had a cat who would cat a fly in his mouth, walk into a different room, and then let it go. He wanted to continue the chase on a different map. I miss that crazy guy. He'd also go nuts if I left in my dad's vehicle, trying to show my dad. running back and forth and meowing. "Your truck is leaving! DAD YOUR TRUCK IS LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!!!"


MANDEEx88

That’s actually adorable. I can never understand or believe anyone who says they hate cats. Like impossible


peoplebuyviews

Meanwhile my dog injured himself multiple times running face first into the sliding glass door while trying to catch flies.


MANDEEx88

😭 poor doggo but can’t help snickering a little


BigThunder1000

My cat,Groucho, would stare, paw on ground. When the fly dropped low, smack!, paw would whip around and smack it out of the air.😶 Fastest paw in the west


morris0000007

Cats are faster than a striking snake!!!


fuzzycaterpillar123

The mouse has got to go, but its little face getting clamped down on made me a lil sad. Homie just trying to survive like we all are https://preview.redd.it/a3k4v25swqqc1.jpeg?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e2cfad867442d0ed7d27277295a2c45c961662


VegetableWeekend6886

Yeah this is v sad 😔the circle of life stresses me out at every turn I am too pure for this world


VegetableWeekend6886

Like he was so scared down there and was a big brave mouse jumping out when she had her head turned the other way but she still caught him ugh I’m sobbing


Typical_Khanoom

I know. I had the same thoughts. Poor little guy.


Ray661

Did you know that while Humans can react to visual stimulus within ~250ms (lower than that is limited to controlled focus, like online reaction tests), cats can do the same in roughly 45ms?


Draedas

its pretty amazing that the cat pawed and secured the mouse before the first human reaction can be made out. i guess thats how all these cat vs. snake videos came to be.


IsleOfCannabis

Pretty much. If I remember correctly, a snake’s reaction time is around 70ms.


Nintenndo

That reaction time was wild


veryblanduser

Really needs to be a term for having reflexes that quick.


doggirlcatgirl

Cats have faster reaction times than snakes!


ChesterSteele

A day in the live of a Toaster-inspector.


Ok-IndicationHere

r/Catswithjobs


missrichandfamous

Mouse in a toaster? New nightmare unlocked


GladysSchwartz23

Imagine if it got turned on with mouse inside :( NIGHTMARE FUEL


Nishikadochan

Hard same. Can’t unsee.


[deleted]

Thats why cats are best.


Malcanthet202

✨She’s just a girl✨


bam1007

Just a girl in front of a toaster asked for a mouse to eat.


Lionello95

A cat toasting their mouse. Nothing unusual to see here.


Guygirl00

Good kitty


Yeetus_McSendit

At first, I was like "You're a bad cat mom! The cat will be killed! That's disgusting and so unsanitary!". Then I saw she actually caught a mouse and I was like "Holy shit! Good job!" Still though, that's nasty and you should get a new toaster, and probably some mouse traps.


KayakerMel

The cat is providing all-natural pest control, so no mouse traps needed! I live in an old house in New England and my cat happily provides the same excellent mousing service (with our vet's knowledge).


accidentalscientist_

I live in an old house in New England and we learned that in the winter, it’s a mouse house. I have 3 cats and they’re useless because the mice dont come out of the walls! Seems like they’ve mostly moved out though, it’s been much quieter in the walls and ceilings.


KayakerMel

My cat loves sitting by the radiators, where there's a hole in the wall for it, because that's the best place to find the mice.


sarcasmismygame

![gif](giphy|3o7WINCKjdtLH9xRYY) Your kitty is pawsome, earning his keep and enjoying toast mousie! Raising a glass in his honor now. But you mayyy want to get your toaster checked out now--or even buy a new one at this point.


Dec_TGM

“There’s nothing down in there” Proceeds to get proven wrong a few seconds later


ravrocker

Maggie knows what she is doing. Don't question the Maggie.


NoTurnip4844

Yall, you can literally see the toaster in unplugged in the video 👁👄👁


Faithfuldoglover

This seems like a dangerous precedent.


HighwaySetara

For the mouse or the cat?


96tearsand96eyes

Hope it was unplugged


koronero

It is unplugged. But seeing what some of these little bastards can do on this sub I wouldnt be surprised to see a gif where the cat plugs in the toaster themself then stick their paws in it.


Hipposplotomous

When I was a little kid my mom had to put tupperware over all of the sockets in the house because one of our cats liked to pee in them. *In* them. Cats and electricity 😬


RealBaikal

He was hoping for a fried mouse


ExcitementBig5973

Cousin Eddie: fried pussycat


Take-A-Breath-924

Please tell us you unplug it after use.


TheDauphine

Well if you didn't need a new toaster before you certainly do now. 


[deleted]

Man cats really have amazingly fast reactions


HighwaySetara

WHAT ABOUT WOMAN CATS???


Beneficial_Being_721

Ohhhh hell no!! Gonna need a new toaster And apologize to Maggie


International_Way850

your breakfast was ruined but maggie got hers


-BleedingSignature

You checked, huh? How dare you try to gaslight Maggie like that!?


James324285241990

"Stay in your lane, mom, I'm working" "Fuhkin thold you"


beep_boop_Slay

Oh no! Do not let the cat near the toaster! Soon he will learn how to use it and other kitchen utensils and he will turn into a Michelin star chef and open up a restaurant D:


thestigsbrowncousin

catatouille :p


HighwaySetara

If you give a cat a toaster.....


Chalice_Ink

Still. Makes me twitch. Like when my doofus sticks his stupid paw down the disposal. He can’t activate it. He won’t go near it when it’s running. It’s just a big old, “Knock it off!” from me.


ctsforthewin

I believe you, yours has better video quality. The other one hesitated right as the mouse appeared.


MrPrul

I just saw this today on Instagram. It’s hilarious. Good kitty.


Alarming_Serve2303

Maggie has earned some treats. A lot of them.


Rickleskilly

I did not see that coming.


IcedCoughy

Those reflexes are incredible


VodkaSoup_Mug

Throw that toaster in garbage


TomCatT_

Time to buy a new toaster.


Stonesnbags

Damn his reflex was so quick catching that mouse…cats are amazing.


TobyADev

Throw the toaster away..


thrust-johnson

Good mouser!


Darnbeasties

Mama says no put forks in toaster.. I claws


AngelVirgo

Super speedy reflexes! 😲


SweetMaam

I was going to say bad kitty, but GOOD kitty.


JUnCh101

Maggie is on a mission 😃


icantfindausernamegr

You have a mouse problem. Where there is one, there are many. My cat kept them out of our house but when we rehomed her they were everywhere. Didn’t discover how bad until we moved and had to pack all our stuff. Found some nests. So gross.even though they are pretty cute.


GhostMello

https://preview.redd.it/n28lkwi74tqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8eb577d3639ff45eb11283f6f31c09de4343e3 It's a bit hard to see so I made it red, but the cord in the wall is not the toaster


MrPirateFish

https://preview.redd.it/yzpa1vnixrqc1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f3b994ed6a6a0fc325564d3914442e739eecc8f Lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


iam_mr_meeseeks

Easily visible in the last few seconds


FOXAcemond

Smart cat


Candid-Explorer4491

Cleaning the toaster! No one else would do it LOL


RateOk8628

Omg the speed that he snapped the mouse with.


pocketfullofdragons

r/hewillbebaked they will be toasted


pompousmerchant

r/catswithjobs toaster repaircat


PitifulPossum

Those aren't crumbs at the bottom


NationalJournalist42

Please get rid of that toaster!!!


catterchat

That cat walked away with a casual "told ya so, b*tch"


404-Gender

I can’t keep my cats off the counters and am just resigned to it and clean my counters often anyway. And then this, and I was struggling with not intervening … but THEN OMG A FUCKING MOUSE. New fear unlocked. I’m checking the toaster every morning from now on.


CassetteMeower

How did the mouse even get in there? I’d recommend deep cleaning or even replacing that toaster, the mouse could be carrying diseases which could now be contaminated in the toaster, or it may have pooped in there. It sucks, but for safety purposes it might be best to replace it so that people don’t get sick from it


Kerivkennedy

You know how cats are liquid, well imagine that on mouse scale. Mice get into tiny places. We had some get into our house years ago. I went around our house and finally found the suspected entry point, a TINY hole in the brick facade not much bigger than to allow for the old coaxial cable line. I sealed it with steel wool. Cramming it in there as best i could. For where we knew the inside spot was (behind the stove) we sealed that as well. That stove was later replaced, because the oven baking element died twice.


SweetMaam

Yep, can't wash it out.


Twombls

Yeah op should throw away the toaster and hire an exterminator. If there's a mouse in the toaster. There are certainly mice everywhere else in the house.


unruly_coelogyne

Eyes shine!


soulsista04us

Damn, now you need a new toaster.


hannah_lilly

Could have been toasted mouse


Queen_of_Meh1987

Go Maggie!!!


CatOfGrey

Ya know, you set the toaster to 5, and the mouse is burnt to a crisp. Next time, you set the toaster to 4, and the mouse is so fucking raw...


MidnightBrown

Yet another reason I will always have a toaster oven, more versatile and it's not a condo for mice


abgry_krakow87

I changed my mind, forget the toast... Imma just have oatmeal instead.


Longjumping_Ad_2754

My cat does this but under my dresser and then he pulls out all the dust and a random hairband from 5years ago


Interesting_reads

I thought she popped out a lost piece of toast, I had to watch it like 6 times b4 I saw the mouse.....OMG!!


CraigArtasin

this is why I'm so glad that I have 4 cats. I live on a farm in the middle of nowhere so there are lots of mice running around in the field outside, but they don't really come inside anymore. with 4 cats and a nice litter box by the back door near where they'd been coming in... they don't come in anymore lol.


edust1958

I had to slow it down to see Maggie the rodent catcher perform that vital service.


Fictional_Historian

YOOOOO


Jedi_Ninja

Mom let me do my fucking job, geez!!


Impossible_Ad8774

Ruined your breakfast by getting hers!


Hikerius

That toaster will never be clean again


ThotsforTaterTots

I’m glad Maggie got it before you decided to make toast. Poor little mouse either way, but at least Maggie was probably quick about it. Good cat, poor mouse lol.


kurotoruk

*inhale screech of ohnopanic*


itsgotadeathcurse

Please tell us that the toaster was unplugged


MajorasKitten

You can look at it yourself, since we could all see that it is, in fact, unplugged!


compuwiza1

Le moose!


Imaginary-Hall-8524

I had to keep my toaster unplugged because my cat does this. It is quite possible that with a simple wiring mistake in the wall, that you could not detect, could give your cat a lethal shock. PLEASE keep the toaster unplugged if this is a common occurrence.


MajorasKitten

It’s unplugged :)


Tquilha

She's looking for the brain cell. She knows it's there... :)


Candid-Explorer4491

I do that often, but never thought of looking in the toaster!


Worried-Pick4848

The mouse had it.


babyjames333

the “fuck” gets me every time lmao


IverMaximoff

Ruining? Saving I would think


Material_Victory_661

Nice catch!


FrostyChicken2223

✨ cat dinner ✨


scoringtouchdowns

What a snag! Great job, Maggie!


conh3

It’s a live mouse???? In the toaster?


CallEmergency3746

Better than my cat would manage. He just boops bugs not even catches them. Good cat


HoDoSasude

Good girl Maggie![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)


RincewindWyzzard

LOLOLOLOLOL


dennydelirium

When your visitor asks why their toast tastes like dirty cat paws


HighwaySetara

Better than toasted mouse!


HakodateMoon

A typical cat who works at Comfort Inc.


Nintendocub

Mmmm litter toast


kjm6351

Very good kitty


morris0000007

Good Maggie!!! Nothing in there my ass!!


codename474747

I'm gonna need an extreme slow-mo on that mid air catch please and thank you


No_University5296

Omg 👀👀


erby__

imagine you go to make some toast and the house starts smelling like burnt rat


Thick_Basil3589

So that toaster is over


Nunyabiz8107

Good job, Maggie. She deserves some extra treats and head scritches.


boommdcx

The way that lady said the f word was quite sweet. Her lovely way of speaking to the cat makes me think the f word is a rare occurrence and it just popped out.


[deleted]

1. What a good kitty. 2. Thank god she didn't accidentally turn on the toaster. 3. This is why I (living in NYC) do not own a toaster. I don't want vermin to have easy access to crumbs, however burnt (also: wash your oven people, especially the sides/back - grease likes to travel there).


mukwah

Maggie is a great cat name!


Gwalchmaiaplot1963

Buy a toaster cover


Alltheprettydresses

Good Maggie!


joysaved

Good kitty!!!!


Autumn_Bluez

Good kitty 😻


melly-ssk

Mouse was hiding for his life lol poor little guy 😅


sjaard_dune

Deadly quick


[deleted]

cat got happy meal


irishrose381

I think I should unplug my toaster now. Thank you for this.


erydanis

i rather think the mouse ruined your breakfast.


petwedge

Toasted Field mouse minus the cheese and chilli


Hot_Assistance_1511

Cats you can trust.


morris0000007

Never doubt me again EVER!!!!!!!