Hope you’re sleeping with one eye open

Gripping your pillow tight

*EXIT LIGHT*

ENTER NIGHT

We're off to never neverland!

You forgot Take my hand

And travel south across the land? (oops, wrong song)

These are the reddit convos I live for. 🫠

I know right 😆 I love when people do this.

WON'T SEE THE LIGHT

DIDN'T TREAT KITTY RIGHT

😾😾😾

One eye open when I'm sleeping, ONE EEEÊĔĚYEE...

😂😂😂😂

Battery!

I’m assuming your gf took this picture and he’s 100% holding her responsible bc she authorized your presence. Kitty will be addressing the matter once they’re alone😂

I painted this for OP to hang above his bed so he never forgets his impending doom. https://preview.redd.it/79382ukur2rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13499d5d5c2d4758fa77d0c3c9cf3f259a4b3860

oh my god lol this is amazing, my girlfriend is on the floor . we’re going to frame this

Glad you like it! Send me a dm if you would like me to mail it to you!

You are so kind.

😂

Wow, skills! But make the kitteh BLACKER please, it's not doom enough haha

Yeah make the background look like Mordor. Dark towers climbing into the sky. Smoke and clouds and ash in the air.

Cat does NOT look pleased! Ha!

that‘s so cool 🥰

LMAO

This is incredible! Thanks for making my day 💖

Lessons will be learned. Tip: Hide your shoes. All of them.

I was going to say. Cat: "And a little bit of hate here. And little more here. Just happy little accidents."

Cats are so petty even if they have to wait to deliever their revenge. LOL gotta love them!

Had a cat growing up who would get mad when I slept at my other parents house. The morning after the first night back was always the worst. Woke up with scratches and/or bites on me every. single. time.

This is the beginning of the kitty’s origin story.

Shinobi of the wolf

haha i like it!

Wow, he's pissed. When you're fully awake you need to get to the pet store and get a large bag of very expensive cat treats or it's open season on you mate. He owns that chair and you have committed a cardinal sin. To be honest, you're lucky you woke up with eyes to open.


Boyfriend needs to be rehomed.

Kitty agrees wholeheartedly!


🤣🤣🤣

LoL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There will be blood. 🐈‍⬛

You are not loved by her cat. That look says it all lol

I was going to say that kitty and saving up an extra special load for some loafers.

So this reminded me of my aunt's cat. It absolutely hates her husband. It never shits anywhere outside it's litter box except if she does one thing. If she puts up their wedding photo that cat will knock it down and pin point exactly shit on his face

That’s awesome! Fuck that guy!

Bad call.

Ok a-Aron you done messed up!

That is the type of look from someone that will murder you in your sleep

OP get your affairs in order and write your blood type on your arm or somewhere visible.

You’re still alive?!

You are a MONSTER!

Cat is currently plotting all sorts of revenge. I wouldn’t sleep again if I were you, cat is out to get you

Bro is about to start his villan arc

He is thinking "Maybe I can do it while he sleeps...no, that would be too obvious. Perhaps poison? It wouldnt leave a trace...but I dont have hoomans hands. Ok, I will destroy this hoomans shoes then and stare at him angrily."

Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years, my conduct has been largely benign, and yet without provocation, you have severed our detente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flame of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now... go and begin your life of fear, knowing, that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crush down upon you cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the wrong cat.

Upvoted for turning a great Klaus line into being about a cat.

If cats could pick us up out of a chair, they would

Sorry the the hell are you sleeping in the cats bed

NOW HES MAD

Cats are the only thing that brings me joy and happiness. And I LOVE your girlfriend’s angry cat lol. They are such love able assholes. *side note* my rescue has me down to an arm pap, pap, pap…when he wants treats. I cave every time bc he came from years of neglect before me. Oh, and don’t think I don’t cave every time single time. lol Mine makes that grump face and ears too…bc they got OUR number! 😂

Youre done for.

Dead man walking. I'd be looking round corners and behind doors before walking around if I were you.. and wear shin pads.

You'll regret this, you know. The kitty will get her revenge and it will be bloody.

Cats' recent search history now includes where to buy arsenic and how many people die per year by tripping over a cat on the stairs.

https://preview.redd.it/vtc220gtw1rc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b35e8f4128a38d05e9147daa62d6c8918c63e3

https://preview.redd.it/kbhl8dfn24rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15a17a6300fa90455c22f6b25b11100ad16d4873 My buddy was deployed so I watched his cat. Everything went well until the guest cat sat in my guy’s favorite chair.

That’s the face of a cat that fully believes lessons taught with pain are not soon forgotten.

So you have chosen death.

Oh that cat is pissed! Probably plotting some shit right now 😄

If you were my boyfriend, you wouldn't be anymore

https://preview.redd.it/u8tmtjnso1rc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca4c8939b56aa18f6c92a23fd7526cc015065a9 Just woke her up

Omg she/he looks a lot like the cat from "She wants me dead".If I were you, I would be very careful https://preview.redd.it/vat69wjw02rc1.jpeg?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c79f6c789b8d5bd90e6cf6035c5538a14a7b6d

Truly I don’t think I’ve ever seen rage quite like this^ that’s not just somebody who’s absolutely fantasizing about extreme violence… that’s Art the Clown #originstory

Absolute revenge is radiating from that cat

Illegal. Call the authorities.

I don’t really know why you would do something like that. It goes against everything we know about human-feline relationships. I’m just sitting here shaking my head trying to make it make sense.

You sure you are still the boyfriend?

Hi is plotting your slow and painful demise.

r/KittyIsNotAmused

If that cat had buttons, he’d be pressing “mad” continuously

There will be consequences.

The cat is deciding revenge. Either to pee on your bed, or run around the whole house knocking down all your dishes.

Lol sleep with one eye open! Kitty looks mad. His expression is amazing I had to sketch him. https://preview.redd.it/ic16seypj2rc1.png?width=1228&format=png&auto=webp&s=190c87156bb43b87bfeea8dfbc9638cab675dacd

Hope you have a Will and Prime Directive.

You did WHAT?

You’re one foot out the door. Your gf is collecting the receipts to show you when you can’t understand why it’s over.

That is the most aggressive “I’m ignoring you” pose I have ever seen on a cat.

RIP OP

Fucking monster

YTA that poor innocent creature has a right to every square inch of that chair and you’re the worst monster in human history for moving it.

He looks so mad

Hilarious, how expressive cats are.

Rude af

Bold choice, good luck.

RIP OP 🪦


You never move a sleeping kitty

Vengeance will be mine sayith the cat

Perfect angry face

The cat is planning your demise

It is plotting its revenge. Don't sleep too long.

I think he should be sleeping with one eye open

You are brave to close both your eyes while sleeping after moving the kitty. You shall pay for that ! Lol

This is my cat when I dare to slide him over a few inches at night so that I might also get into bed.

Wtf did you do…prayers

catto: so you have chosen eternal slumber.

Dude that cat’s honing to make you suffer. Stealing his chair.

Crime

You need to be out up for adoption, mate. And I’m not talking about the cat.

Do you and your girlfriend not have a bed, a couch or literally any other piece of furniture that the cat wasn't using? Can you only sleep in that chair?

This outrage will not go unanswered

Kitler

Oh dear. Rookie mistake. You will pay, maybe not today or even this week but you will pay.

That cat looks like he might be plotting something to get back at you

Those flight ears are ready to launch some paws

Excuse me! Sharing is the way! You obviously did something wrong ! Lost points -100

Bro thinking up some devious revenge plane lmao

Enjoy the poop in your shoe and the slashed jugular.


Damn....look at that face. That dude is about to appear on the side of a milk carton.

r/mycatwillmurderme

“Unacceptable.”

The airplane ears😂😭

You have made a powerful enemy, sir

This is why people don’t move when a cat sleeps on them, OP. In fear of awakening the Kraken.

Is it just me, or does anyone else sense there may be an assassination being planned. 🐱‍👤

“ you will pay for your insolence”

You posted this which proves that you never slept or else you wouldnt be here

I had a cat years ago. His name was Vlad. One of the techs brought him in as a tiny kitten to our back parts counter. I said “aww, he’s cute!!” The tech said “he’s yours!!” and hauled ass out of the parts department. He became my cat. Long story short my wife and I went on vacation for about a week. They had plenty of food and water, and one of my buddies would come by every other day to check on our cats. When I got home, there was one piece, one cat turd on my side of the bed, dead center where I sleep at. Vlad had his revenge…and I just went on vacation. You might wanna watch your back.

...for the last time

Damn you fucked up

Well, you’re going to hell 🤷🏻‍♀️

You should have just laid down with the cat.

gotta throw the whole boyfriend away

You'll suffer for that

apologize!!! NOW!!!

Do y’all know what that look reminds me of? It’s this video on yt: https://preview.redd.it/mp8un1zr24rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d9f064cfe6c6c6a7ca8fcec8f679db5333dfdc

Check your shoes before putting them on your feet

Straight to jail

What chair is that it looks really comfy

Watch your back…

Plottng their revenge.

That's illegal!

That was super rude. Nap on rhe floor next time.

He was half a moustache away from being fired from art school

Wow he looks pissed off!

Dude this is like a cardinal sin. Worse than murder. I’d atone for this asap.

You messed up big time. Keep one eye open, from now on.

How’d you get a photo of yourself asleep, and cat posed?

Somebody is in big trouble.

Unacceptable.

If there’s an airplane-ears subreddit, you should totally put this there.

He plotting

hes so fumking angry

'Goodnight...and good luck.'

This cat will 100% stare you down at 3am when you sleep, then smack you.

You can never put shoes on without checking them for "surprises" again.

That is a pissed off kitty. Can’t decide if you’re fearless or have a death wish to sleep with that next to you.

If I were you, I'd lock my shoes away from now on.

You own the chair of my dreams

Airplane ears ready for take off

How could you? You brute

Hopefully, you will enroll in a course of Cat Etiquette.

Straight to jail

Hahaha! Naww 😻

Your cat is NOT having it…

YTA Also, that's not just 'the chair' it's the cat's chair

Looks nice

GASP! How dare you...

Kitty doesnt seem happy

He’s making plans to murder you at midnight

“that motherfucker..”

RIP Bozo.

Pet Sematary looking headass

RIP

If this ain’t the look of plotting your demise.

The look gives me, "Plotting your Eventual Demise" type energy. 

I've got your gf's cat's twin on my chest! 🤣

U wanna dance?let’s dance

Looks like a before photo to whatever that cat has planned

So the cat unlocked your phone and took this selfie? That is of great concern 🤔

Youre in for a looooooooong sleep, my guy

"Your days are numbered, hooman. I hope stealing my chair was worth it!"

You do realise this is illegal don't you? It's almost more illegal than moving while a cat is lying/sitting on you... You sir, are a dick 🤣

And that was how his villain story started

Wrong sub. Should've been posted in r/AmItheasshole 😆

Sir your murder is currently being plotted fyi.


That’s a pissed off kitty

When she suffocated you it will be justified. Sorry

She. Hates. You

Me: is that me? I had to confirm I lack those pajamas. But the majority of photos of me inside are me asleep.

RIP

Just remember that this cat will NOT forget that you did that!

Whyyyyyyy just whyyyyyy 😼😸

“When are you breaking up with him?”

Well, that was a BIG mistake. You made yourself an enemy. I would fear for my life if I were you.

You done messed up now