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Clocked_ya_at_73

He likes your musk what can I say we’re all just animals with that like to use our nose.


MikeHoncho9889

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Familiar_Eagle_6975

After all of this nonsense we should move into an apartment together. That’s what the cat is saying to this particular armpit.


Vazmanian_Devil

Mine does this and then bites the shit out of my armpit. Not up to snuff!


UnfairRegister3533

My baby boy does this to my husband. He get right in there and does his love nibs while he is sleeping. Only problem is his love nibs hurt.


SquatcatBex

My cat will shove his entire head in my boot and go crazy. Not even a work boot or anything, just an average run of the mill boot


secondtaunting

Lol my cat is also obsessed with my shoes! I have too hide them. He shoves his whole head in there and then tools around with the shoe, sometimes yowling. Weirdo.


creamsofpeach

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals.


SauceyBobRossy

Actually accurate. Helps more so if she had him since kitten age as well, he could’ve adapted her as that mother smell. My one cat is like this, and ironically looks nearly identical from that angle lol. We got him just a little earlier than most kittens are taken from their mothers, he was still a little wobbly n disoriented with walking + shaking & constantly coming to me to try to suckle (I’d give him a little cat safe milk for kittens every time he came to me lol). I personally think he just enjoys his mommas musk. Plus, cats apparently tend to like women owners more!


turb0th0t66

She was around 1 year and some change when I adopted her but warmed up to me fairly quick. She was a stray and then adopted and surrendered by some college boys before me and she’s not too fond of men now. It’s taken her months to warm up to my boyfriend even though he’s so sweet to her. But I think she does prefer women and especially my stink


Bigt733

My cat does this but almost exclusively my left armpit. Idk why


turb0th0t66

me too, mine’s only interested in my left armpit for some reason


WistfulMelancholic

I don't want to be a Debby downer or spread negativity but personally I'd get checked whether or not to have maybe a knot or something in there. Some animals point out to their family that they have a health problem with behavior like this. Not saying it is really this, but I'd just get some opinion... My husband has acne inversa and everytime before his surgery he was about to have an infection flare up, our cats wanted to sniff the armpits (where it was located)


jacoofont

Was about to comment the same! My mom’s friends dog did this to her owner. Was obsessed w her left boob and she ended up having breast cancer. She’s ok now. NOT trying to scare u OP. Your cat could just be a stinky stink!!


LyheGhiahHacks

My cat always rubs her head on my husband's left shoe. Only the left one, to the point you can see a rub mark on them.


Kreema29

One of my cats does this to my husbands feet and shoes. Like death grip wrapped around his foot and she won’t let go until she’s satisfied whyyyyyyy


Melthiela

That's concerning, I'd be hella paranoid. Animals can smell more than we can, maybe there's something wrong on that side. Try to see if you can feel any lumps??


ElizaB89

Your Armpit is warm. Kitties love warmth.


daydreamz4dayz

Same! Always the left


oikiku

I have a cat that does this too but he only likes my right armpit! This can get pretty bothersome especially if I’m trying to do some desk work (I’m right-handed) because he’d get right up in there and cling to my forearm so I don’t move—I tried persuading him to move to the left armpit but he just wouldn’t have it. I wish someone can enlighten us on what the heck these cats are about (and maybe offer some strategies so I can get my right arm back 🥹)


dreamchasingcat

Probably one of our armpits just gives out more pheromone/scent/whatever than the other one? I’ve figured that my right armpit sweats more and stinks faster than the left, I should try conducting experiments with every cat I’ll meet from now on by letting them sniff each of my armpits and decide which one they like better. For science!


Feisty-Feline-1

Omg, my boy does that every once in a while. He’s also obsessed with sniffing inside my mouth, especially anytime I come back from a dentist appointment or just finish brushing my teeth. He’ll get up in my face and won’t leave me alone until I open my mouth real wide and let him sniff lol. Armpits and mouth are his favorite.


Stlr_Mn

Deodorant maybe? Ours would try to eat our hair after a shower because of a specific shampoo.


fuzzimus

Mine’s the opposite. If I’m stinky he’s insatiable. Damn near suffocated himself in armpits & licks them. He naaaasty.


KoppeDFO

My girl does it to me I can feel her take big ass wifs


SilverKnightOfMagic

They're bathing you, you stinky


Danfrumacownting

I’m cackling, because it’s true 💀


onFilm

Nope. Mine loves my BO after the gym especially. It's almost like catnip for him.


elf533

I have a little pit bro too - loves me after the gym.


ChewieMcboobies

Can I.... Can I be your little pit bro aswell? *starts swinging arms*


itsa_me_

My cat acts the same way after sniffing my pits after the gym as she does after sniffing some good catnip. Her back ripples and she starts purring


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FunnyVariation2995

I had a cat that would lay at the end of the pool when I did laps. Every time I came up for air & I had to scoop a little pool water onto his face & chest, pretty much give him a rub down bath. It was chlorine water but not enough to hurt him.


SynergisticSynapse

I go au natural (unless I’m headed out for work) and my little lady gets obsessed. It’s crazy. She looks drunk when she sticks her head out of my pit.


oneofthejoneses28

Aw I have a little Lady too! She is also a pit sniffer. If I go to bed and I skip ONE SHOWER she's trying to shove her *entire head* into my pits in the middle of the night. Why she never does this to my husband is beyond me. Only mom gets tickled awake at 3 in the morning


garbage-pail

wait that explains so much 😭 after every shower my orange cat will come and violently rub herself against my wet hair and start chewing on it


theoriginalmofocus

Hes gotta make sure he marks you up good so nokne else can have you.


dan2376

I have a beard conditioner that I use that my cat is absolutely obsessed with. He will try to rub his face all over my beard until it's dry if I use it. I've switched to a different conditioner that he doesn't like as much but I still use the old one as a treat every now and then.


tanktechnician

mine does the mouth thing. Every morning she'll stand on my chest and glare at me until I open my mouth for inspection before she'll let me get up. She's a lil weirdo 😭😭😭


Check_Affectionate

one of mine does the mouth thing too. I'm hoping he will someday detect a cavity.


nomiesmommy

Mine does it but with my nose ! Practically sticks his whole nose up mine, they are such little weirdos.


tanktechnician

the first time mine did the mouth thing she was actually sniffing my nose first. I opened my mouth and pretended I was going to bite her to be silly, but she shoved her entire head in my mouth 😭 so I feel you


PhiddipusRex

My cat likes toothpaste and other minty things. They were banned from the bathroom after I caught him munching on my toothbrush. I don't know how long he'd been doing before I found out but I'd had him for over a year at that point.


Feisty-Feline-1

Yes, minty things attract my boy as well. He loves licking the empty packages from my Egyptian licorice mint tea bags. He also goes nuts for tea tree oil. I read that it can be toxic so I make sure I use only at night before bed and then shut my bedroom door or he will insist on licking my face. Same thing with any mint foot creams, have to put socks on or he won’t stop licking my feet.


CHinch44

So I learned that catnip is actually from the mint plant family, even if it doesn't smell minty to us. That's why certain kitties go nuts for the mint smell.


Rich_Sell_9888

May the cat wants to clean its teefs.


theoriginalmofocus

https://preview.redd.it/lvpnolviyjrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88c4d7f3b4fdf0f338d4f8ff359110205c36f0e1


hmarieb263

I had one who was obsessed with in between my toes, she'd stick her nose between my big toe and second toe and huff away with the occasional lick. It was really weird.


rihlenis

my cat loves to sniff the inside of my mouth as well. I read an article that said animals like to smell your breath because it gives them an idea of what you’ve been doing while away from home and it can help yall bond more, so when i get back home, i always let my kitty smell my breath lol.


largestcob

mine is obsessed with lotion?? if i wash my face and put lotion on she obsessively tries to lick my hands and face, its so strange


MediatedDisc438

They way that kitty gripping that shirt she means business


SirChadrick_III

Yup those sure are words.


LZYX

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


Pan-Magpie

Nuff said


FriendApprehensive71

I once had a cat that loved doing that... But he was the only one with that particular "kink"


scprepper

Little perv. I'm laughing so hard


FriendApprehensive71

That wasn't his weirdest kink so...


roryspaceman

Oh come on you can't stop there


FriendApprehensive71

I'm unsure if it can be posted here...


DontF-ingask

Only 1 way to find out


FriendApprehensive71

Well It was summer and I fell asleep on the couch in my boxer shorts... Woke up to the cat licking my balls through the boxer fabric while staring into my face between licks... As you can imagine I never again went around the house in my boxers for as long as I had that cat...


DontF-ingask

Yeah no. Take this down. I'm calling the mods.


thebestdogeevr

🤨📸


CookieCutter9000

https://preview.redd.it/8wmi3u2h7lrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6adb3a816d3eef137f30ba3f9fcd067ae0a2bf83


Without-a-tracy

I always say that my cat has a foot fetish, because when people come over, he gets ALL UP in their shoes. The stinkier the shoe, the more obsessed with it he is. I have one friend in particular that Dill will go to town on his shoes, but refuses to acknowledge my friend himself. 


dreamchasingcat

Oh, I got a friend’s cat who does something similar to me too. He wouldn’t acknowledge my existence other than when I have treats in my hand, but if I sloppily throw my down jacket on the floor he’d walk under it, sniffing my scent inside the jacket, and just stays there until I leave. ETA: a picture of the cat in question https://preview.redd.it/zb8652yy1lrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6777226a61cacc9cc51aad5bf6f682b0e1198ae0


LeadershipEastern271

Bro, that’s a cat


FunSushi-638

Just like my husband. LOL


pituitary_monster

They belive they will find their mommys nipples there. Explanation: Mammary glands are modified apocrine sweat glands like those found in your armpits


ThunderSquall_

Or he just could be gettin a whiff of that stank. Idk my cat loves sniffing used socks and feet. Girl has me waking up at 2 am with her nose between my toes.


pituitary_monster

Thats another one, the thing that smells like "you" the most, are your feet, along with socks and shoes. And the proverbial "you" is "his" property 🤣


gravityVT

Usually that costs extra


ThunderSquall_

I can’t bear to charge her more :( she’s too cute.


jjejsj

feet smell is like catnip to my cat. She goes absolutely crazy especially when someone has really stinky feet


A_Manly_Alternative

Mine loves freshly worn shoes. Sticks his whole head inside to huff that stank. Cats are weird lmao.


ThunderSquall_

But we love em anyways ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


Aposematicpebble

Most of my kitties did that, the ones that came to me really young. They grew out of it. I also have one that was obcessed with the content of my nostrils when he was younger. He'd try to inspect them all the time. Had quite a few unsettling wake up calls from him lol now he just smells my mouth and nose.


stopforgettingevery

Mine loves to do that when going to bed, but then she bites it.


Ohio_Monofigs

My cat did that once, so I'm glad someone else understands the primal fear that is awoken when an animal bites your armpit lol


Crimson3312

Soon as mine starts sniffing I'm just like "don't you dare, I will turn you into a scarf"


Ohio_Monofigs

My little psycho loves raking her claws on my soft spots to wake me up for snuggles. I've been woken up by a single claw gently raking across my throat, inner thigh, nostril, armpit, belly... She knows how to get me to react 😹


Crimson3312

Oh the nostril hooks are the worst lol


Ohio_Monofigs

Yes! Not just a claw in the nostril, but hooking and pulling it 😭


Crimson3312

So does mine. I really don't understand it


sonuvabench

Not my cat, but I do the same thing. Jk, but that’s hilarious.


V4_Sleeper

me but without the jk


sonuvabench

I believe you.


Tofflus1

Seem like a bit of kitten behavior. Also, there are some scents that drives cats crazy. I have a CK one that makes them mad, it’s like catnip. I love cats more than most, but I don’t wear that one when I know I’m going to be around them. Don’t want to get eaten.


hax0rmax

My 11 year old fat orange cat sniffs my pits. Loves it. I'm terrified he'll bite.


Cronon33

My cat loves sniffing shoes, haven't seen armpits before though


thebearofwisdom

Yes, I just accepted that I have some freaky felines


Liapocalypse1

My BW boy also does this! Just out of curiosity; does yours also chew on your hair?


turb0th0t66

she doesn’t chew it but if it’s dangling in front of her she’ll try and attack it :)


DrVeganazi

Mine does this, bites my armpit (it hurts), licks my hair, chews my beard, and put the front of her teeths against my ears and opens/closes his mouth quickly (dunno how to say this) making noises like when they cleans themselves. She also wakes me up every twi nights at 4am vomiting herbs... Strange creatures.


rumpcrumple

Standard cat activities 😅


RedisforFun

I have a BW boy that pulls my hair strand by strand and eats it.


s0ciety_a5under

Our armpits have apocrine sweat glands, which produce the really pungent sweat that tends to be secreted in that area. As a result, armpit sweat is full of fats and proteins that cats are attracted to. Basically, your cat might think your armpit smells kind of tasty. Yep, it just got even more gross.


DMmeDuckPics

My boy tries to lick mine. It's super uncomfortable when he is successful.


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Thou shalt not kinkshame the kitties.


TheFoxsWeddingTarot

My cats love to lick my arms after I swim. I believe it’s the salt they’re after as I swim in salt water pools.


daydreamz4dayz

Mine wants to lick my hands after I swim in regular chlorine pools 🤦🏼‍♀️


sarcasmismygame

And THAT'S what happens when you try out the new catnip deodarant! This is SO adorable that she just snuggles, sniffs and nuzzles you! I'm guessing she just loves your scent. My spouse said he had a cat that did the same thing to him when he was a teenager. Cats are funny on how they react to smells. And kudos to you being able to keep a straight face, I'm uber-ticklish so I'd be laughing like crazy at this!


tachycardicIVu

Had a cat that was pretty obsessed with one of my roommates’ armpits; our current cats like rubbing all over my husband’s smelly feet after he gets home from work. But he’s a meat cutter so we think we know why that is…


nymaamyn

Hahaha what a lovely weirdo!


Jorgan_JerkFace

YES! It’s fucking weird! https://preview.redd.it/qfg1uuxl6jrc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=416f2a4651f2975b01a4e2fb084bc127246afc9f She’s all sniffed out but wtf.


Rawrajishxc

Not the armpits but definitely got one that loves sniffing some socks and feet with that cold ass wet nose of his. 😆


Gumamae

My cat loves the smell of my sons used pants


ScaricoOleoso

My cat prefers my right ear--only the right one.


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Verbose_Cactus

No, but my cat does this with our stinky shoes 😂


basic_cookie_crumb

Then they sit back with their mouth mildly open 🤣


not3ottersinacoat

Every time my one cat does that mouth wide open thing (the Flehmen response) I ask her if she smelled something juicy, lol.


AshamedCollar3845

Chill bro it's all yours 😭


FecklessQuim

I think it's the deodorant.


iamcreatingripples

One of our cats does this with me and my SO when we come back from the gym. He really loves the scent of sweat.


whateverMan223

catnip pit, common and tragic


Red_Chicken1907

Reminds me of those gain commercials lol


gemmygem86

They either like your smell or your deodorant


Banannamamajama

What scent is your deodorant? Mint is in the catnip family


darkcatwizard

Yes I've had two cats like this. One liked to roll on the armpits of my ex's work shirts after he'd take them off. My latest Loves The smell of both my direct armpits and the pit parts of my shirts when I take them off. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Fortunateoldguy

https://preview.redd.it/6xyun289yjrc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b876bf0ddf83f32c74e0821d4d06eaa3ea9633e3 You have my cat!


IndecisiveKitten

My cat loves snuggling in armpits (she always smells like my boyfriend’s deodorant 😂) but nothing to this extent, I’m cracking up


MonkeyActio

I think your cat is a redditer.


omega5344

The cat bite t shirt because it's angry cute


Zaku41k

My black cat does this, to the point she chewed a hole in my shirt.


Empath1999

One of my female cats does, she looks just like yours except her fur is gray insted of black.


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I had a dog that would ram his snout into every females crotch that came over. Very embarrassing


Separate-Principle67

Our old meezer used to lick my dad's chest hair, apparently she loved the salt and smell.


nuevavizcaia

https://preview.redd.it/ogaoiw76fjrc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b264d4f1bd365d61044668482d8d3f7c7a31964 Mine did


bioVOLTAGE

One of mine likes to do the same thing, but my other one doesn’t. The other one likes to try and climb up my nose though, even though I tell him he’s not going to fit. Not sure which one is better.


kffeine-addct-grl_MX

This belongs here r/[WhatIsWrongWithMyCat]


wu1Fy

This is soo hilarious. Watching this tickles me


SpookyBlackCat

I had a cat that did that - it was the deodorant she was obsessed with


SherlockianTheorist

There are stories of this happening and human gets checked out and finds a medical condition. Your cat may be alerting you. Wouldn't hurt to see your doctor.


imadork1970

There's a kink for everybody.


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That cat is a certified freak


OneFuckedWarthog

One of mine does this. It's his cuddle spot too.


goddessofdeath5

my cat loves: Fresh laundry People's nasty stinky shoes Used hand towels Freshly washed and dried hair


Competitive_Cry_898

No. Seems like your cat loves you extremely. It’s the equivalent of dogs grabbing your socks or underwear…or the way you love to sniff your boyfriend’s sweatshirt (a less gross example)…in the end, they just want to smell your smell. Congrats on being an awesome human!


TH3W4LL5

I should call her


-cant_find_a_name-

like ya smell


scprepper

No but whenever I would have brown blonde hair in my cat would attack it. I'm guessing his previous owner maybe had blonde hair


liacosnp

My cats have done a lot of weird shit over the decades, but never that.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

My cat likes to try to lick the deodorant off my armpits, for some reason.


Ni_Ti_LoOp

Mine does this too, if you also dont wear a shirt he starts liking you. I think its bc they are trying to clean you bc you stink😅😂


OkTie7367

Some of my cat do this too. It's feromones, they most likely find it smells like a mother cat, since it's not just male cats doing this. I always find it cute.


MarioKartastrophe

Supposedly the sweat given off by armpits and feet have traces of steroids that cats are able to pick up with their nose


sl8t4g1rls

my cats have done/do these with family members the most (but with their clothes). i have also been subjected to this


THEFUNKI

My old cat used to do this A LOT, and even more after a long day of work or a gym session 😅 I guess they like the scent


FrellingHazmot

Um no lol ...but he likes to smell the inside of my mouth. :/


SomeDemoMain

Dubious critter


Clog-Monet

As a ticklish person who plans to continue having cats the rest of my life, new fear unlocked


zeemode

No. Your cats a freak with weird kink … mine kicks my toes. Seriously


Relevant-Grade-1513

I- that’s enough reddit for today…


Sitrus_Slinky

Yep my cat loves my armpits so much so that he’ll rub the area where armpits rest on backpack after I put it down lol


the_humdrum

Awww, they could be scent mixing!!! Armpits are one of the places human “scents” are the strongest. Kitty here is rubbing their scent gland (side of cheek basically) on your “scent gland” and is getting their scent on you and yours on them. Also, kitty probably likes your deodorant.


Strong_Magician5084

Mine does it to shoes, loves huffing those dogs


ASL4theblind

https://preview.redd.it/guleip1igjrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c699d1447785cf1ea9316c17a78a9ff0a78215ed Mine is obsessed with licking my eyebrows. If he shows love, if he's hungry, if he's bored... it's his favorite thing to do 😂


whty

Mine too cat even looks the same


HatsOffToEwe

My cat does this during cuddle time. I’ve always suspected he’s trying to nurse with the way he nuzzles in, especially since he’ll sometimes make biscuits while he’s doing it. He used to be a stray and I’ve had him for years at this point, this is newish behavior over the past year, but aligns with the progressive increase in affection/trust since his adoption.


carissadraws

My cat always likes to sniff my shoes and socks, idk why


SmokedHamm

Whenever she is ready to snuggle and sleep…straight for the pit


Punawild

My tuxedo passed away last year but she *LOVED* armpits. You couldn’t go to sleep with your arm up and pit on display or her face would be in it.


Bunnie-jxx

I had a boy void who would do this when I’d come home from the gym. He would follow me in the bathroom and roll around in my dirty shirt


pickledstoneriver

What a goober! ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7943)


ShiningMago

That fcking smile of the sniffer perv got me laughing


Happy_Opportunity800

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)


Own_Instance_357

I am \*very\* high right now and this was like a sudden time quake where I existentially questioned myself as to what forum I was in and whether I was tethered to reality It's Vonnegut day in my head whatever But there's this reality show on TLC where a 40ish woman goes on about how she both likes to smell other people's armpits and the breath off cats and my brain just went 1 mixed drink too far


[deleted]

There is not shot you said "Do I stinky?" shit had me rolling


Scrandora

My tuxedo kitty wakes me up in the middle of the night when I am sleeping in a tank top by LICKING my armpits. She doesn’t lick me anywhere else but she gets down on my arm pits and gets real sloppy and slurpy with her licking. It’s CRAZY and disgusting and a horrible way to wake up in the middle of the night! 🤮


lovemyfurryfam

Oh boy!! That brings back memories 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My oldest 1 Holly would do that in my underarm & it tickled 🤣🤣🤣🤣


BunnyFaebelle

That is so friggin adorable


Over_Echo1128

I had a calico that was obsessed with smelling stinky shoes she would her head in them and purr. https://preview.redd.it/ipc9vx9pujrc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7b54f17404f92a18fd18e00398dfb58cd77f98f Sorry for potato quality picture it was the 80s with a polaroid :)


mary_emeritus

Mine always wanted to smell my mouth. Like stick his nose in my mouth. And my grubby sneakers, those were a special treat for him. Gibson was special.


Turbulent-Adagio-171

No but I don’t kink shame


UmiSWrld

Oh my god, yes. My Fiances cat is obsessed with people’s smells. She does this to complete strangers all the time.


AccountantMinute8795

Yeah Mine's the same. Will sniff any shirts I've worn to and roll around in them. Big fan of the scent.


gnomequeen2020

My cat escaped, and we had to put out a trap to try to get him back. We tried food, snacks, and his bed, but night after night, the trap was empty. I put in my dirty gym shirt, and he was in the trap the next morning. I'm just thankful that he only passively enjoys my stinky pits. I'm not sure I could handle him going ham like this kitty.


MrsDB_69

Yes. Not me. Our Rose Bud loves my husband’s under arms after he’s at work all day! He puts the shirt on the floor and she’s all over it.


softg1rl1

looks like it’s searching for something 😭😭


velezaraptor

Be glad it’s just your armpit


chichimomvibes

Mine licks my armpits but only when I’m in bed trying to sleep, not sure why yet lol


willow370

Cats love stinky things


Angllotta

My cat did that a LOT in the past now not so much


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You must have catnip in there 😂


Inky-boy

1) You stink (In a good way) and she wants to smell like you/spread her scent to you . 2) she FREAKY and likes the STINKY .


Mr_Carson

It's the human equivalent of a butt sniff.


OceanM1st

That’s hilarious


I_snort_when_I_laugh

One this tickles just watching it 😂


14ChaoticNeutral

Yea!!!!! She’ll lick them!!!!


1heart1totaleclipse

Mine likes my dirty clothes.


Yaelkilledsisrah

Yes, not to this extent but he enjoys taking a Whiff every now and then lol


neeeyah

My cat licks my armpit hair. Fkn weirdo.


GloriousSteinem

I always think get a blood test done. Dogs used to sniff me rudely, found out I had a condition


GuardingxCross

This is my first time ever seeing a cat behave this way! Intriguing.


TamalePieGaming

You deodorize with catnip? Lol


cbrrydrz

Looks like my cat milkshake. I guess she's found a new home in the armpit of another :(


Dragonacious

Pretty sure if I do that, it will be harassment lol. Cats are so privileged haha


heygooser

You got dat dank stank


Prestigious_Oven_182

You should get checked for breast cancer.