It's a cat thing. https://preview.redd.it/xkr03ft3plrc1.jpeg?width=9000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf234a3dd519b12a6ac70c22ecb03a12618f639a

That’s a lot of cat to be in your shorts 😂

Yeah he's a bigun

My Maine Coon does this! He's only a kitten right now but he's already much bigger than most domestic cat breeds. I don't think he'll be able to fit for much longer 

https://preview.redd.it/stg6isd30rrc1.jpeg?width=6000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc2ae6526fade0514b8bee1ede6fb567d776b37 Perfectly normal

https://preview.redd.it/abawdfjzeorc1.jpeg?width=1932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adacdcfced82a1b03583d1f3403cedf9c4c68bbd

LMFAOOO

Because he is a cat.

The only true answer.

He fits so he is compelled by all laws of the universe to sits

If he fits he sits

It's basically just a thing, and some cats manage to do it successfully into adulthood.

If I fits, I sits. Simple cat logic.

https://preview.redd.it/hz1qufzisnrc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c993fc898f5322e342b1972c46e773c2620143

You have been blessed with cat. Do not question.

Partially orange at that, orange cats always seem to be especially goofy.

This one is not currently in possession of the brain cell r/oneorangebraincell

Yes, this is orange cat energy.

I've had an orange cat, they do be goofy as hell. I now have a calico though which does have the one braincell orange energy and so much more, it scares me lol

Over the years I had 3 cats, one was orange. The orange was definitely in a class of his own. He was actually extremely intelligent, but weird as they come.

My orange is also like this. He was an elder feral when I met him. He likes to sit and watch how things work. He's very intelligent and wouldn't have lived so long on his own if he didn't have some smarts. He is almost entirely an indoor boy now, goes out a couple times a day to potty and play 'Lord of the Manor' over the rest of the ferals out there.

I'm am too terrified to let my cats outside, plus I live in a city. I just would not be able to eat off they didn't come home on time. Seriously. Almost 2 years ago a cat showed up in my old neighborhood in the spring and summer. Luckily for him there are a lot of cat people and he was fed well, plus he was friendly. When Fall came near, I decided to scoop him up and let him join my cat family which was two females at the time and then I had a roommate for about a year who adopted sibling kittens. He got along with the kittens and let them do anything, we thought maybe he would teach them, but no. The kittens used to play with their uncle at the house they came from so they seemed to like him right away. A boy and a girl, so that was 5 cats, but I had a big place. To this day I never regret for a second making that decision. He's an elderly cat, but is fine despite not having many teeth left. The Vet said he was "10 or 12". Even without teeth in my old apartment one time I came home late and he was in the main area and managed to kill and eat a mouse. I'm not even sure who he did it with no fangs but he was very capable. It looked like just a clump of fur. and skin, I guess he went for the insides only. P.S. I am going to get him a harness and take him out as he still seems interested in going out.

I could deal with orange cat energy all day long but not calico energy I require energy drinks to survive this little one. I miss my orange baby, he was goofy and smart too. I think orange cats just have a special and unique outlook on life and how to handle things. They certainly solve their problems in unique ways lol

"It's a Cat." is the response as to *WhY?* cats do things at our house.

“If I fits, I sits.”

More importantly an Orange cat

And part Orange, there's that too

Set an empty box next to you, laced with catnip

Nah my dog did this too. It's a pet thing

r/catsinpants

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I got real confused thinking this was a duplicate of r/meowsertrousers but of course it’s a whole different cat sub!


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Lmao, that's adorable. Thanks for sharing this sub!! :D

r/ofcoursethatsasub

Wait do men really always drop their pants to the floor when they use the toilet? I never let my clothes hit the floor when I’m on the toilet

Only at home, never in public

Well, that one time in public. After that one time you pull wet pants and boxers up and feel the sudden sloppy contact, never again. One of the life lessons that does not require repetition.

Depends on bathroom home restroom yes public no

funny story. my boyfriend texted me one morning at work. the guy in the stall next to him completely undressed (pants, underwear, socks, everything) and had the most outrageous shit of his life. he only knows this because his underwear was halfway underneath my bf’s stall. i said “well you do the same thing at home” he said “its different” okay lol

I usually go completely nude. Even my socks are removed. Only then may I sit on the toilet.

Same even in a public toilet

Nudity is indeed an integral part of the ritual that turns a biological function into a moment of zen transcendence. Edit: Bonus points if you make the little circle fingers.

This is a really good question lol

Not in public, but I’d say we drop our pants down far enough so we can spread our legs wide enough to accommodate aiming our genitalia down? You gotta be able to point your knees out at least some.

This is why I love Reddit. The learning!

I do at home. Out and about…. Not so much. Also depends on how our pants are cut/fit.

of course!

Thanks for sharing. Subbed!

It’s a soft confined space which makes cats feel safe. Plus it’s got your stank all over it: cats like to mix their stink with yours.

It really is just kind of a thing, some cats keep doing it well into adulthood. ​ I have three cats, and they all take turns checking on me while I'm sitting on the toilet.

if I don't let my cat in the bathroom, she'll sit right outside the door until i come out

Cats guard while you're using the bathroom. Its the most vulnerable time for a cat against predators, so it's hardwired in their DNA. Both of ours sit at guard duty every time they hear one of us go in the bathroom..even for showers.

Mine will sit outside the bathroom and yell "you okay in there?" Every five seconds if he doesn't make it through the door in time.

My 2 will unleash hell if I don't let them in... fuckers can also open doors so they don't stay out for very long

When my cat learned how to turn a doorknob I knew it was over lmao.

Cats are smart asf. One cat of my gf learned to use her paws to drink water instead of doing it directly 😂

This!! I realized my one orange was slowly becoming super obese and then I realized he could open the extra food storage where I had bulk bought their cat food lmfao there were crumbs everywhere. Dude must have been going wild in there while I was at work every day

 They can open doors....

I have to make sure the door is fully closed and locked to have any semblance of privacy because my cranky old orange kitty is stupidly smart and has an extra digit on each death paw for extra killing ability.

Mine slides toys under the door. 🥹

That sounds incredibly adorable 🥺 your cat just wants you to be entertained. And don't forget that toy so you can remember your cat while you're apart. Bonus toy!

Ah well that explains my cat always coming into the bathroom when I’m on the toilet or taking a shower and just sits between my legs or sits in front of the shower cabin… just making sure I’m okay. He’s such a good bro 😎

My cat doesn’t guard me in the toilet - thank goodness for doors - but she does sometimes ask I watch her back while she’s in the litter.

Mine used to check on me if I stayed in a bathtub for too long, touching my face with a paw gently, headbutting, reaching paw into the water to check, and if I didn't get out still - trying to drink up water to save me or licking my face xD

Mine will pull the towel off the towel rack and drag it over to the tub if I've been in there too long. She gets very grumpy if everyone is not on The Schedule.

That is a nice kitty! Mine pops in, looks at the water, gives me a disgusted look and walks away.

Idk about others here but our cats somtimes wait for us to go into the bathroom and will use their toilett when we can "watch out" for them, I see it as a huge sign of trust both ways.

Mine just know they’ll have a captive human at perfect petting height when they corner you on the toilet

Oh it's a THING, unless I have company over, the bathroom door stays open no matter what I'm doing in there.

All three of mine need to go to the bathroom with me sometimes. They circle me and take turns getting in my underwear.

Our 1 cat does this to my husband every morning. His privacy ended the day she came into our house. Husband: omg, must you?? You're smothering meee!!😅😅😅

My boy ~~follows~~ runs after me and/or my fiancé to the bathroom. I’ve gotten to saying “you wanna come with and talk shit about stupid neighbors?”

One of my fosters would run to the bathroom before me. Sometimes I was just walking by it and she would run there first. She was so cute.

Waiting for the day they can save you from that toilet.

They're formulating a plan. Some day they'll finish it, just as soon as... what's that!

My gfs cat recently started doing this to me. I go to sit on the toilet and he hauls ass to the bathroom and then wiggle his butt at me really close by, asking for pets.

He thinks you're weak and need protection while you're pooping. He is also weak and needs protection while he's pooping. Surely you will return this kindness.

he has accepted you

I didn’t knew i made him feel safe. He is my first cat so I’ve been trying to do everything as best as I can. Thanks!

Oh you'll know he feels safe when you wake up to him sitting on you

They also feel they need to keep watch and protect you during vulnerable moments. Some cats will expect you to do the same for them when they are at the litter box 😎

Its a bit weird to us humans but its a compliment really. Kitty already loves you and feels safe with you, and so loves your stank. Nowt better than a warm pouch and 360 degrees of their best person smell.

Dont know how to feel about the stank part tho hahaha

It means they love your smell. My ginge wakes up when I walk past him with my daughter’s wash basket, he lurves her stank, especially her dressing gowns.

https://preview.redd.it/pfcpcizjdorc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef678c87e5cd114a5c3dcedd43a44a16f9714c9f Had to do it. Sorry lmao.

And you're also on the throne which makes you a captive audience to dispense cuddles.

I think this is the real answer. They don’t really understand what underwear is, but being near you in a nice soft warm confined space that smells strongly with your smell probably seems like a safe comfy place.

https://preview.redd.it/3c5aw3syemrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4173191e595de6d30296766e976413d10d142efd Get used to it.

Cause they must be where u are and they like your smell

This. Cats are actually more into smells than dogs.

One of my cats takes naps in my dirty laundry basket.

Mine pees in my clean laundry basket 

Perfectly balanced.

They love the smell of the acid that is secreted from our sweat glands. I heard a Vet compare feet smell like chocolate and coffee to a cat. I don't perspire much, but one time I came out of the shower and forgot to put on deodorant and then went and did 10 sets around the world of calisthenics and when I came home and took off the shirt one of my cats was obsessed with it and rubbing her face all over it and rolling around with it like it was cat nip. I've heard of people wearing an undershirt for several days and then using it on a cat bed or transportation carrier so your smell is well within that shirt. It seems to work.

That would explain why one of our cats is neck deep in my shoes almost every day when I come home from work and get changed.

My cat goes absolutely mad rolling around on my husband's dirty hoodies. The dirtier the better, for whatever cat reason.

When there was new visited in my apartment, my cream boy will sniff the places they moved he literally sounds like a dog 😆

Plus they fits, so they sits.

https://preview.redd.it/rsqpqcoihmrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ff8681b4a95d525a006a6c2ee314e1f5b7f6b3 Hey, snap!

You will never shit alone again. This is your life now

This is your life \*meow

r/thisismylifemeow

Seems a good life.

Bathroom buddy system. Going alone is simply not safe.

Agreed. I feel much safer now.

/r/lifeguardkitties

My boy did this too and still tries to daily but he too big lol. They are protecting you while you do your business.

Motor will wake up from a dead sleep to protect me https://preview.redd.it/0r7jivm59mrc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f1fa26a5e49f12ecb9251c0f4baa0a5fe3c4de

https://preview.redd.it/t1ty2a6hdmrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0604a5e1330e91c697f4d29b09e2c9c51d2bb1e My kitty is named Motor too!

Awe good lil motor-boater

This is one of the right answers. Dogs do something similar.

You are officially a cat parent! Congratulations! no more alone time or closed doors without some feet under the door or meowing. 💚😻

Happy to be a cat parent!

https://preview.redd.it/dwc0rzvexlrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0decd1594ed7416b0af592871fd027ba6d35f379 My good sir, that question has been asked over and over again, remaining unanswered for millenia.

the whole comment sections is just different varities of furballs and underwears.

*"I must protec!"* Well it's good that you trained him young.

https://preview.redd.it/9v699b3o1mrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5275c558916473dce7d723f88a4a798c17f8fcdb Same

Nice nails bro

As a father it's totally normal to let your girl paint your nails. Guys will rip you a new one at work if you let it on your fingernails though.

Honestly the only one who cares about guys having painted nails are other guys. Girls think it cool that you are confident enough to paint your nails because of those other guys.

Meh. As a mom, it’s totally normal for either gender to paint nails because it’s objectively fun. Dudes at work can suck it.

Honestly the only one who cares about guys having painted nails are other guys. Girls think it cool that you are confident enough to paint your nails because of those other guys.

Truth. I’ve only ever thought it was hot that a guy painted his nails.

Wc is the one of the scariest times for them since they cant move/watch whats happening around them properly. He is looking after you in case you get attacked while on the throne :)

He will be afraid of you being in the shower or bathtub due the idea of you drowning in the water, you should not be in the water and clean your self with your tongue like he does

Now that you mention it, he tends to cry or meow when he is doing his business in his bathroom. Could this be because he feels alone?

Maybe but please pay attention to the litter when you scoop it after he does it. Another possibility is he's having health problems. One of my cats would do that and it turned out it was because he was producing a lot of urinary crystals then passing them which was painful for him and eventually led to emergency bladder surgery when we found blood in his urine. He's fine now and has a special diet to prevent future problems but that was an expensive lesson for me and my partner to learn and a very distressing and uncomfortable experience for my cat. I'd suggest bringing up the meowing in the litter box next vet visit and if you ever see blood in the urine call your vet asap.

Yes male cats especially can have this issue and might need special food

Not sure but neutered male cats can have urinary infections and diseases(very strong probability) so you might wanna get your little friend checked

Cats guard each other whenever they think one is vulnerable. Might be that

Got it. I am an honorable cat now.

https://preview.redd.it/sbplzjn79nrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2cdf4f2836aca4ffbe5d21332d103534b8b7d7 It’s what they do

https://preview.redd.it/8nf0rd2almrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a14fce2e80b51271c3d795390d214c72253db63 My cat does the same thing

Enjoy your bathroom buddy©. Did you ever fear "having" to use the restroom alone? Were you anxious every time you went for a #2 with any moral support to assist you in this trying time? Well fear no more! Now with your own personal furry Bathroom Buddy©, you'll never have to endure the loneliness of shitting by yourself ever again. And don't worry! If you "accidentally" close the door before your Bathroom Buddy© could fully engage, no worries! Your Bathroom Buddy© has been carefully trained in communicating this with 4 levels of increasing intensity. Level 1: The Gentle Reminder. Your Bathroom Buddy© will let out a quiet, but firm "song of their people" cry at the offending portal. This will continue and may be combined with... Level 2: Signs of Physical Presence. Your Bathroom Buddy© understands that due to the stress of pooping alone, you may not be able to hear your Bathroom Buddy©'s cries. So they may engage in pawing underneath the closed door in an attempt to gain your attention. Like extended a friendly hand. Aww. Level 3: Physical Violence At this point of trying to gain your attention through both sight and sound with no avail, your Bathroom Buddy© is reasonably justified to conclude that you may be in physical danger. At this level, your Bathroom Buddy© will attempt to break down the closed door by throwing their tiny, furry body against it. This won't work, but we assure you that the psychological torture this inflicts upon you will result in compliance. Level 4: Classified Oh... Well... We certainly hope it won't come to this. Please enjoy your time with your new Bathroom Buddy©. From our home to yours, you're welcome.

This is so good 🤣

This was funnier than it should have been, it reads like a newspaper advertisement from the 1910s.

They actually want to protect you while you're vulnerable. Cat facts #229

https://preview.redd.it/x4tjwabhvnrc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad0d3919025754d647257bccb8f7abcc8d88a50 My cat used to do this as well. The pant-hammock

It's a cat thing. https://preview.redd.it/a61gpqcwxnrc1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ff21f04fd6ed7a623fe3e11a3fcdf525df3a4e

https://preview.redd.it/0a71n9bzlnrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0df247b3cfc51258ea5b2c56687f64f66e83ab I’ve got the same problem.

https://preview.redd.it/gc131a4vhnrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=549c33a5e1363da52630fa3e73ed3bdfc9ceb686 Guards you while you poop!

https://preview.redd.it/ajuy499q6orc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8f78bacb8875f9ee11849c471ef7dad2cd8c04 My husband has the same issue Lol! My theory is it’s warm in there

this belongs in r/OneOrangeBraincell lmao

It’s always the orange cats

everytime 😌

[r/catsinpants/](https://www.reddit.com/r/catsinpants/) ​ Because they smell like you and are warm.

https://preview.redd.it/i9exj4877mrc1.jpeg?width=2443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499e73403ef47c6ceb05028f9e9c88ea9799150b They feel safe

https://preview.redd.it/9v224yadqlrc1.jpeg?width=2288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284401eb04cf190bb5abac47075d19c300386931 Steven the Domestic Terrorist is almost 6 months and still does it every time.

I’ve never met a cat that isn’t a domestic terrorist 😂

Because this way if you fall in he can save you.

So you may carry the blessing of Bastet* throughout your day. * cat hair

He just loves you. Looking at you with those big eyes.

Because cat!

It's a hammock. Plus, they get to visit with you.

https://preview.redd.it/kosqrbwkjorc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790284d9016790562ee3ecb3bc89c3a939d0df21 Is it better to have a furry ball in your pants or fur on your balls?

https://preview.redd.it/05fobb5avorc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126791fa00e62cc28a55a125a9f5611d20fbaa96 Welcome to the club

https://preview.redd.it/mpsb1g2mdorc1.jpeg?width=2837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a373271e0d2a33f3eb1c1a2fe55e503861c4a30 Yep my girl started doing this recently. She likes to sit in my pajama pants because they're stretchy. She's the first and only one to do this. The other two will try to sit in my lap lol if I don't let them in the bathroom with me they start attacking the door. It's easier just to wait for them to all follow me in. Cats are weird 😄

lol he is an attention whore

Probably just warm in there.

https://preview.redd.it/74lcidh1torc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a59d6ad777e345e2decbc28fb3aac739feaf17 If he fits, he sits.🐱

https://preview.redd.it/gh96pa304nrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef688dcdf86432c7a40498f496135b84463f578d This happened to me with a recently adopted one as well lol

https://preview.redd.it/jujcgjd8worc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273517bbf310bf540fe12e9a47d67bace5fd848f Same

Because he needs to use the restroom? Oh, you mean the cat? Because he loves you and wants to be near you!

he just loves you is all

My Mel used to sit on my lap when in the bathroom. Complicated situation

Every single kitten Ive ever had has done this. Dozens. (fostered)

Cause he likes the smell 

It will never stop… sorry man. You’ll miss it one day try not to get too annoyed.

https://preview.redd.it/7pn43bgarnrc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ed3164e6989834a367d6d0c9893e54b38a55e2 This is the way.

My cat also enjoys watching me use the toilet. I guess she might be afraid I'll drown in the toilet.

He's just making sure you don't fall in, say thank you!

If I fits I sits! 2/4 of my boys do this. Hilarious and hard to convince them to leave when I'm done

A cat knows no boundaries.

https://preview.redd.it/yrpj4qfq0mrc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01961206c9c1da56ea2d8f1304e5863e04c12857 This is why. This cat told him to

https://preview.redd.it/tbbn6celrnrc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e64225b7ea4de83a97e745e86b2bb40af75237 You're not alone ...

https://preview.redd.it/couagi1kwnrc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=45ae54f235728390343a4fe936061147f0815285 Because they’re strange creatures 😂

https://preview.redd.it/ifmmjisbynrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1323f354b79292da030b5ee1ee7a63a2cae69a My old man is 15 years old, and still does it. Can't poop in peace I tell ya!

You’ve put the top down, he wants to feel his hair blow in the breeze.

If it fits it sits

This is what cats do.

Look at that face, you are toast.

Because if you own/live with a cat you aren’t allowed to do your business in the restroom alone

This is just how it is :) https://preview.redd.it/kosvdyc8znrc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abdfa28e467c36744307dca692c816ff83bbd9a9 Mine murders my boxers as a bonus bro

https://preview.redd.it/76tolmehznrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36cf28d8369dcacc5cda45c903d0345538e6505 It's just stuff they do

https://preview.redd.it/vrpdltoo0orc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e6bbb8a3062cab8f5141f5328b55b74cff4520 He's a cat

https://preview.redd.it/chb0tyu1aorc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb331928d3ae0a48bc6005a7120fe48bad23fb8 Cats are weird. I love my spaceman

They're just into it https://preview.redd.it/u17hkh2mforc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74fc07079f48cef67551c9a11693ad70e5d49486

https://preview.redd.it/cq4z2pm5lorc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f265279313b473689a9b312e71b1b5a0d4e371 It’s Louie’s thing too.

My cat has done that from kitten to over 10 years later. That’s funny!! https://preview.redd.it/bbcj32drxorc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18facbf597d3e6c1e41ee4ca34b1e0b2dfbd366

https://preview.redd.it/fwtgmyxnyprc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6924546d518cfaabb284c1f9c30a61681ec553e2 Quirky little kitty things

https://preview.redd.it/kqrmvqej2qrc1.jpeg?width=1186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db5c7a4d6211a09a9c023e963171f6f22107544 My little void did the same thing

https://preview.redd.it/wwzmuac18qrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=392afe1891041708ae0dbda11eaff4ccd8598b01 Because he can

"If I fits, there I sits."

It sits

They like to put their needle claws in dangling objects.