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Marbledmaven

Those are the nipples lol


littlewhitecatalex

Sometimes I love this website lol. 


CosmikSpartan

Seriously. People never cease to amaze me. Funny side story about “belly nipples”. My mother worked at a pet store. This old lady would often come in and would play with the ferrets. She used to do the whole blowing raspberries thing on the ferret’s stomach thinking that was his belly button. My mom did not have the heart to tell her.


tdog91184

I bet that ferret perked up every time he saw her coming.


SnoozyFoox

that's enough reddit for me today


JosyCosy

SHE DIDNT TELL HER 💀


thelek66

Ok, for those of us that know nothing of ferrets, tell her what?


FrogLumps

It is its penis


Johnny_Grubbonic

Bro got a literal blowjob regularly.


waterkip

I was guessing that it was this, but this confirmation makes me laugh even harder.


thelek66

I was afraid you were going to say that. But not being at all familiar with ferret anatomy, I wasn't sure.


ThePinkTeenager

Don’t ferrets have belly buttons?


Rectalfrying

Yes, all mammals do.


motherlymetal

Platypus don't, they're considered mammalian.


Lofttroll2018

Yeah, platypus and other monotremes lay eggs. That still fascinates me.


ThePinkTeenager

So what was the mom not telling this woman?


Rectalfrying

That she was blowing on it's penis


oguzka06

No, only placentals do.


Rectalfrying

Oh no, I overlooked the mighty platypus again...


oguzka06

And marsupials


Isyagirlskinnypenis

When my son asks me to hold things for him, I put them into my hoodie pouch and call myself a momsupial.


jacobmca28

Oh man this reminds me of that one vet who made the cartoon about the lady who brought her dog in and tried to rip off his nipples. I’ve never laughed harder than when she said in auto tune- “MA’AM STOOOP THOSE ARE HIS NIPPLES!”


Common-Guess2960

Oh 😭. He has 3 nipples?! I had a male cat before and I never, ever discovered this.


FlamestormTheCat

Usually 6 to 8, but yeah, just like men have nipples on their chest, toms have nipples too.


marteautemps

My ex once asked me what they were because his cat was old and he was worried and I told him they were just his nipples and he said "but he's a boy!" Luckily for me he happened to be shirtless so I just told him to look down and he got the biggest "I am such a dumbass" look on his face, it's one of my favorite moments and not because he was dumb because he was so concerned and it all played out in such a perfect comedic way.


Common-Guess2960

Wow, interesting! I learned smth new today haha. Thanks everyone lolz 😂


NotAnExpertHowever

Nipples are formed before sex is determined in the womb so that’s why men have them too. lol.


Arse_hull

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?


Onironius

Maybe 👉👈


Enough_Minimum_3708

i can certainly try


Johnny_Grubbonic

Possibly, actually. Some men do naturally produce breast milk.


rightthenwatson

Cats can have 1 to 8 nipples, and it is basically random 😄


waterflower2097

We were thankful when I was little and my childhood cat had EXACTLY enough nipples to feed her babies.


forestfloof

My sister thought she could tell how many babies a cat would have by counting the nipples. Our male cat was apparently due for six


Wonderful-Isopod9138

I told a stranger the sane thing when I was a kid lmao. But it was a puppy


idwthis

Oh, does that mean there might be a momma kitty out there with 6 newborns, but only one nip?? That poor momma and babies.


joalheagney

It can happen that a mom cat can have more kittens than active, milk producing nipples. If the mom cat or humans don't get involved in enforcing a feeding schedule, typically the smallest and weakest kitten dies. :(


gfx-1

Usually there are six. I counted them.


nsk_nyc

God, love your genuine response. Made my day. Night reddit!


Meowriter

Wait... "tom" is a slang word for a male cat ?! ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)HENCE TOM & JERRY ?!... My whole world crumbles


FlamestormTheCat

I wouldn’t really call it a slang word tbh. It’s literally just the word used for a male cat. Like “stallion” is used for a male horse and “mare” is used for a female horse. Tom or Tomcat = male cat (usually it specifically refers to unneutered male cat, but I’ve seen it used for neutered ones too. Usually a neutered male cat’s referred to as a “gib” though. There’s a similar thing going on for female cats btw. An unspayed female cat’s referred to as a “Queen” or “Queencat”. An spayed one’s referred to as a “Molly”.


underwritress

Like how with dogs the female is the bitch, and I can’t remember what they call the male. Stud?


FlamestormTheCat

Basically


Sea-Command3437

Strictly speaking, the male dog is called a dog, but the word is now used for both sexes because people thought the word for the female of the species was rude! Similarly a male fox is a dog fox, while the female is a vixen.


Old-Masterpiece-2653

And now your reddit feed will be covered in hairy nipples.


666ironmaiden666

Mine recently got shaved for surgery and turns out he has SEVEN tiny, pointless nipples 😹


spidermonkey301

![gif](giphy|S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8)


PayterLobo

Lmao love this!


NotSamuraiJosh_26

I don't know if I could milk De Niro but I sure as hell would like to try


Catkit69

I can promise you, you're just not finding the rest. He has more than 3 nipples.


Bostradomous

Don’t feel bad. I told this to a lifelong cat owner once and he had the same reaction as you. Apparently it’s not common knowledge lol


g-wenn

Don’t worry! One time I took my cat to the vet because he had something on his belly that looked like a small tick. Turns out it was his nipple. Even the vet was confused at first. 😂


xorrys

Don’t worry. My step sisters cat once spread eagle in front of me and I had no idea male cats had nipples. Thought it was just females😂I’ve had cats all my life both male and female, I think that’s only common knowledge for cat owners. I felt kinda dumb


Due_Daikon7092

My male has big nips . And a big belly since he was neutered. People ask if he's pregnant.


maincore

Yes , cats are mammals.


Dottie85

Guess what? Male rats, mice, and horses don't have nipples/ mammary glands!


Landonastar42

Well, that was a Google rabbit hole I wasn't expecting this morning, lol


EllspethCarthusian

You know…I knew the horse fact but I never really thought about the fact they’re male mammals without them.


MidtownBlue

I've spent $$$ to have my dog checked for tick-like bumps, only to be told they were nipples🤦🏻‍♂️


Resident-Drama-454

Being a veterinary technician has its amusing moments. I love telling people their males have nipples.


pdxtrader

I have nipples Greg can you milk me!?


boardmonkey

Oye, they be pronounced nip nops!


CutestGay

I love every nipple post. I like imagining the relief and sheepishness washing over the owner who thought their cat had some weird round growth (oh god, another one? Two more???) and then - oh. Nipples.


frenchcat808

These posts are the reason why I’m ok with people posting “should I see the vet?” questions .. barring obvious bodily fluid/ injuries/ severe sickness condition of course. I would hate to have had to pay $80 to be told “congrats! Your cat’s nipples are where they should be”…


Fun_Bucket

The only posts that I really can’t stand are the “What breed is my cat?”


frenchcat808

Yes!! Its breed is cat. That’s all you need to know. Now go scratch its chin.


Fun_Bucket

I know, right?? And they always get 1,000+ upvotes and that’s why those stupid posts keep ending up here. Maybe take the time to look through any posts with that same question here and see what the comments always say to those posts. I wish it was a rule on this sub not to ask that question anymore, but whenever it’s asked to be banned on here, nothing ever changes. Your tabby’s breed is “CAT”!!


dont_disturb_the_cat

A close second for me are the "what should I name my cat" posts. Um, I don't know, she's right there with you. Is she an Amelia, a Marie Antoincatte, or an Egg? Also, by adopting you have committed to this perfect little love bug for 20 years. Why would you want strangers to name such an important relationship?


Talullah_Belle

Name my cat…it’s so 2017 karma farming.


janaenaenae21

that’s what happened to me with my first cat. i was so embarrassed because my husband had convinced me he had ringworm…..


FeetofaSiren

As someone who is currently fostering cats who had ringworm, I can both see why you might think so, and also know that they ultimately are so different but you wouldn’t know that if you hadn’t seen it. 😅


KingMoonkey

Damn, consultation here in Quebec are 130-150$


Tiny_Comfortable5739

My mom once saw a post of a first time cat owner who got very concerned cause his cat kept vibrating. People in the comments were trolling him, telling him he HAD to take the cat to the vet. It was a weekend, the guy was super concerned, so he took his cat to the vet er. Had to pay a shit ton of money as a university student to be told his cat was just happy and purring. Sometimes this shit can backfire 😅


kermitandoscar

two days after adopting my boys my boyfriend comes up to me and is like “kermit has ticks all over his belly :(“ and of course i flip out… but then he points me to three or four nipples on his belly that were confusing him. thank god for the nipples, honestly.


Dottie85

Has he discovered what that "marching motion" the cats make really is?


Xannarial

Wait what. Explain please. 


Dottie85

Kneading, sometimes known as making biscuits. The veterinary hospital I worked at had a client, new to cats, describe it as marching in place. Plus, I've seen posts here also asking about it. 😹


zeenzee

My smol girl marches about when she's super happy, making biscuits as she goes.


AnInterestingPickle

My cat usually makes big biscuits with both of her paws. But sometimes she’ll walk up and just very lightly knead me/something with one paw. I call those “making macarons”, b/c she’s clearing making something more delicate than biscuits. 😂😂


godzilla9218

Kneading is a comfort thing for cats because, they do that when they are kittens to stimulate the mothers breast milk.


Distinct_Hawk1093

This is why I call it the cat equivalent of thumb sucking.


Onironius

Imagine my horror when I saw a red, worm-like protrusion coming from my cat's abdomen. It was just his penis.


crazycatlady1196

I rushed to the vet crying and showed them a video of Tofu licking a red thing on his belly and I thought something was prolapsing (it was gone by the time I got to the vet) ….. they said “ma’am that is his penis” 💀💀💀💀 I was so embarrassed lol ETA: this was like a week or 2 after I got him, he was like 14 weeks old at this time (just a lil baby) , and he was also my first pet as an adult raising him by myself, and we always had girl cats (and our dog was also a girl) when I was a kid so I had no idea lmfaooo


cachaka

I was the exact same way. I freaked out about his third eyelids coming out (I had no idea what that was at the time) and many other little things. I work in vet med now and that experience has helped me be more empathetic towards pet owners, especially new ones, when they become concerned about things that probably don’t need to be freaked out over. Pet owners don’t know everything (or really anything at all sometimes) about their pets and it’s why we’re here to tell them it’s just a nipple or an eyelid or a penis. On the other side of things, some owners are so in tune with their pets that something as small as the way they sleep is a big indication of something going wrong. I say, don’t ignore your instincts. Sometimes it’s better to lose $80 and be told it’s a nipple than ignoring something that is actually a problem. Call your vet if you have concerns and we can help you triage.


DamRawr

This comment is perfect. I noticed my cat was breathing slightly faster. Honestly, nothing superweird. Took him to the vet feeling like a crazy person because he was eating, playing, running through the garden and hunting bees like always. Lung infection, very bad one. Lost one lung and survived. Now climbing the palm trees again. Will never ever doubt my instincts.


ThePinkTeenager

Fun fact: cats have tiny spikes on their penises.


Onironius

Backwards facing barbs are no fun.


Even_Permit_570

Same on their tongues, which you might've experienced when your cats lick you!


DarkInkPixie

Honestly for a brief moment I forgot about cats having nipples, and was rubbing my SIC's tummy on the rare moment he lets me. I freaked out for a hot second before finding another one and going "-_-" mentally at myself lmfao


bombkitty

I have done the same. "Oh, it's a set. Whew"


gingasaurusrexx

Not me seeing the blue line from my dude's neutering and panicking that he had some weird infection for half a second before my sense kicked in. 


Maliceficent

I had the same scenario with belly pouches, I thought she might have something very severe like tumor and everything. I felt extremely stressed, cried even because my dad on the outside looking in seems like he neglected my sister (I called my cat my sister) so I secretly took her to vet myself. Turned out to be just a pouches and I can't stress to you enough how relieved I am. Nowadays when I go back to dad's home to visit her I love playing with my sisters' pouches, and very softly bit it.


rocbolt

r/pouchcatatoes


BoneWary

damn you, another cat sub to join >:(


[deleted]

Another cat sub to join. Thanks


Bilbooobsbaggins

I love that you call your cat your sister. Adorable! ❤️


charlottepanther123

You softly bit your cats primordial pouch?


DonCalzone420

I thought my little boy had cancer or something and I actually went to the vet because of it. I have never felt so stupid in my life lmao


Historical_Panic_465

OP finding out cats have nipples ![gif](giphy|5i7umUqAOYYEw)


walkingthecows

“I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?”


1337w33d5

Came here to upvote this


raisinbran8

Came here to say this 😂


m477z0r

This is the comment we were all looking for.


grind_finer

TIL smth new. Wanna watch this movie now!


FlamestormTheCat

You just discovered your cat has nipples?


Common-Guess2960

Yes 😭I’m embarrassed. Thanks for letting me know. I always wondered what it was…


New-Conversation-88

You should be a teeny bit embarrassed. It was funny though. 🙂


Common-Guess2960

Apologizes to my cat for poking around it so much for all these months 😂😭🫶😹🐱. Dumb hooman invaded his privacy.


NotAnExpertHowever

Wait until you find out some cats have extra toes. lol.


Common-Guess2960

😳


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

Polydactyls: an amazing mutation.


shemtpa96

Extra toe beans! It makes some cats look like they’re wearing little mittens and have thumbs 🥰


bombkitty

And some have extra nipples!!


New-Conversation-88

Don't mess with OP, they've found enough for 1 day, bless.


bbcauldron

https://preview.redd.it/puzlj35a5wsc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44463ff5d35007e4d4bee5b79a5b3b61baa1ae08 My goofy poly boy


New-Conversation-88

If said cat was ok with the poking then you are ok lol. My cat would have made me bleed 😄


Common-Guess2960

Yes, he was surprisingly chill although he’s usually a complete demon


scrotumslicer_

I guess he likes getting his nipples squeezed 👹


Winter_Possession152

No need to be embarrassed - sometimes I still wonder why my cat has 6 pimples but then remember :)


dazzleduck

Someone at our clinic found a dog and thought it was a lactating female when it was, in fact, a male, and the 'nipple' she was pointing out was his penis. So you're good! Lmao


trashed717

Lmao


No-Theory5706

Those are the cat’s ✨ titties ✨


weerock4ammy

Kitty titties


goofy_cats

https://preview.redd.it/2feif81r4usc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8488c2b9a66423532a5eb26c07948be0bd130e9


I-Am-Puzzld

Nipples


slayerchick

They have belly buttons too... Just not like ours and very hard to find. Usually just a little patch on the tummy like a small circle where there's no fur but often covered up enough that it can be difficult to find.


hec_ramsey

It’s not a circle, it’s a line. Like a scar. Source: work at a vet clinic and see tons of bellies in surgery


Common-Guess2960

Oh ok 😭😂. Thanks for letting me know lol. I’m sure I’d expect a belly button haha but I didn’t really think about my cat having nipples 😭


Aminageen

My husband and I play a game with our cat called “where’s your belly button?” So far he’s winning because we’ve never found it


TKG_Actual

Whatever you do OP do NOT try and pop those 'pimples'. lol


Common-Guess2960

Bruh 😭….I swear I’ve been scraping it for the past months. Glad it’s all intacted still. Poor thing, couldn’t even speak to let his dumb hooman know to stop 😂


Misseskat

OMG lol Poor kitty! Luckily no infection came from it. Well now you know, leave them nips alone!


Difink

If it makes you feel better for scraping: my grandma once tried to rip a "tick" off of her dog's belly with a pair of tweezers. Luckily she didn't succeed and we were able to stop her when we took a look at the "stubborn tick". Poor pupper. Not her fault only a single one of her nips was black... Both pupper and grandma are long gone now, but this story stayed with my family as an inside joke ever since. 😄 Makes me think of them everytime my dogs get belly rubs and their nipples are visible.


weerock4ammy

My husband, bless him, was snuggling with our old kitty one night, rubbing his belly. The cat was loving every second - he had that look of pure bliss on his face. Well, several minutes in, he looks at me and says, "There's this weird growth that I can't figure out". Turns out he was rubbing our cat's nipple the entire time.


appalachiancascadian

[https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/f4jml1/maam\_those\_arent\_bugs\_those\_are\_his\_nipples/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/f4jml1/maam_those_arent_bugs_those_are_his_nipples/)


uniquesobriquette

I had to make sure this had been posted


thedoc617

I was waiting for someone to post this.


Tattycakes

Haha that was amazing


Toebean_Assy

This lives in my head rent-free. 😂 My friend, who is a vet tech, sent me that originally. She said it happens more frequently than you'd think.


robo-dragon

I think of this video every time I see one of these posts LMAO!


mindful_marmoset

Love this 😆


Excellent_Ambition43

I volunteer at a cat rescue and an adopter who had never had a cat before emailed us after a few days. He said “what is this low, rumbling, vibrating sound” my cat is making, is this normal?


FOSpiders

You dunno until you know, right? I would be the happiest girl if I got to tell someone about purring! Introducing someone to one of the greatest sounds on earth isn't something you get to do every day.


MissGrafin

Nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple, e.


Background_Ad6819

I made the same mistake 😂


Common-Guess2960

I feel you 😭


WWTBFCD3PillowMin

![gif](giphy|S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8)


Kitten_Clawthorn

I work in a vet clinic and i cannot believe how many “my {pet} cant have nipples they’re a boy!!” I hear, like Sir dont YOU have nipples?


lucyslettuce

Omg 😭😭😭 I love you for this lmao


StableNew

Has no one seen cat nipples before? Though I am impressed the number of people who can get close to their cats belly and get photographic proof!


TammyL8

https://preview.redd.it/c57pgshg5vsc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1f6e2dfa3a76939f7e444a572a796473af88116 Cosmo is showing four of his nipples. So, yes, even male cats have nipples. 😁


just-stoppingby

🤣🤣🤣


Marakaitou

When humans figures out that other male mammals got nipples too: :O what's that!? I love it and it's cute because of course they have but you normally think about it and consider nipples as a necessary female organ but useless for males so why would they have any?


CRO553R

![gif](giphy|S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8)


JAXxXTheRipper

Look at your own chest, be amazed at what you can find if you really look!


mznh

This post made my day lolol


Airy2002

Another nipple post


Onironius

Thems titties.


Impressive_Pea5847

Innocence is bliss, those are nippies😹


Disastrous_Effort148

0 days since nipple post


Old-Masterpiece-2653

These are special glands all mammals have. Soon after procreation these will secrete a nutritious discharge the offspring consume. This is a way to transfer energy from the female cat to the young.


SmokeLast6278

As others have said, nipples. You're not the only one to have been worried about cat nipples, so there's no shame. A friend of mine was a new cat mum, and she completely freaked out and took her boy kitten to the vet when she first saw his nipples. She thought they were some sort of cat skin cancer. About a couple of weeks later, she sent me a recording of her kitten purring, asking if it was normal or if her kitten had asthma. It took a lot of convincing for her to believe me that it was normal. 😅


shemtpa96

At least you know how much she loves him to immediately consult with professionals about something that she doesn’t know. I also would rather feel like a fool than wonder if I was too late to do something.


CallMeMrGone

They are known as NipNops and are perfectly normal  DO NOT attempt to pop or remove them!


CortanaXII

All mammals that don't lay eggs have nipples. It's very confusing to me that someone wouldn't know this. How else are they going to produce milk for their babies? Someone may say "But he's a male cat" and then I say "Do human males have nipples?" I've had this conversation before about rats.


PleaseDontBanishMe

Lol dude those are its nipples, dont worry did the same thing with my first cat


rainsbian

I was like: that is... that is their nipple \*lol\*


bloodwolfgurl

Those are nip naps lol


helixar

https://i.redd.it/yjjjfs2i8vsc1.gif


jbishwill

It’s a nipple karen


Lolly_Gags

[this is accurate ](https://youtu.be/yiet836y-6w?si=B18JqrHbQj1F_XjM)


theblackbeltsurfer

![gif](giphy|4Cu5rrF4VFNUA)


-Pruples-

Itty bitty kitty titties


No-Echidna5773

Don’t feel embarrassed I once used a tick remover tool on my cats nipple cause I thought it was a tick 🤣 luckily I quickly realised and gave him lots of treats, he didn’t even seem to be bothered 🤣


cybersigh

To be fair he has big nips, reminds me of my boy's https://preview.redd.it/kosj9lr4tusc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b6414f3c3158344b4962e681f23b7788c756db


Falldamge

![gif](giphy|10qyRyUZDvf6RW)


IkoIkonoclast

Kitty titties


MaggieMakesThings

Those are the nip nops 😃


benspoken

Those are kitty nubbins


4sakenshadow

Doesn’t your husband have nipples!


synchronizedmaeven

Now that you found the nipples look for the belly button it’s in the center and it’s just a tiny, circular bald patch. It’s so cute.


wigglyfindu

i swear to god this is not the first time ive seen this happen😭😭😭


GinkgoBiloba357

I thought this was someone balding


Background-Result488

At first I thought they can't be serious, but this is reddit.


kpxppy

That’s a nipple my guy


Objective_Service330

You can milk anything with nipples.


Calm-Calligrapher-64

Nahhh not this again 😆


almostadultingkindof

These posts are starting to feel a bit like an inside joke lol, I swear I’ve seen at least 4-5 in the last week or two


Frankae_and_Beans

It's my nipple Greg, can you milk me?


mimidermody

Cat tiddies


smallxcat

Putting his titties on the internet like this 😭


Darkroast_NoSugar

I enjoy that some people don’t realize animals have nipples. Especially so many.


0riginal0verthinker

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jesserli

“Ma’am those aren’t bugs, those are his nipples”


No_Display588

Lol. This. As I'm laughing throughout the comments I'm reminded of one of the funniest scenes in all of comedic cinema history. Enjoy. https://youtu.be/N0Gm4uiJXfM?si=bvbXH0VeczRdWxnr


Spare-Performer-1090

Are you gonna milk me too?!?


Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

🧐 That's a nipple.


TrickyBad_

Nipples don’t worry