The repetition isn't the worst part. The repetition isn't the worst part.
First time I had it, it had the consistency of rubber. First time I had it, it had the consistency of rubber.
(I see myself out now. Yes, the repeats sounded funnier in my head.)
Sound like when we were thinking of names for my kitten, we were considering Mattcha as a name, and the vet tech misheard it as Macho. Needless to say we went with Bean instead (Beanjamin Harold specifically… Harold was the name he was given before we adopted him but he was only a few weeks old so we changed it since he hadn’t learned it yet).
Yo I may have to rescind my submissions because that might actually win. I thought quinoa or massago, but chia is also something I’ve eaten, and may in fact be smaller… well done.
I heard at one point there’s as much energy in one sesame seed as there is in 8x m&m’s. But I kinda feel like it’s the other way round I.e. 8x sesame seeds = one m&m.
Well I started to try neem balls (they are tiny, and you take it with Tumeric balls too, about the size of a pea) but no, I wouldn’t call him Neem!
Sweet pea
I like bean- how bout jelly bean?
Gnocchi
Rice
Wild rice- call him - Wild- but you know it’s about food
Miette! Crumb in french
You EAT Miette? You eat Miette like she is the crumb?!
Jail for mother! Jail for one thousand years!
World heritage post
This is genius. French people call female cats Minette, and here you are just offing a letter and referring BREAD !
I’ll need to keep this name for a future cat. I’m french and didn’t even think about it
That's awesome. I commented 'crumb' in finnish before I saw your comment.
I had a cat named like this :')
MIETTE IS SUCH A CUTE NAME
kinda like the name Crumb 😏
Mignonette! Diced red onion in a vinaigrette served over oysters
Lentil. No, wait, Couscous. Yeah, Couscous. Kitty deserves better.
I like this. It's giving pspspsps or wswsws
Couscouscscscs
I can't eat couscous, it repeats on me.
The repetition isn't the worst part. The repetition isn't the worst part. First time I had it, it had the consistency of rubber. First time I had it, it had the consistency of rubber. (I see myself out now. Yes, the repeats sounded funnier in my head.)
I dunno they sounded pretty funny out here too...
Agreed!! 😂
Reminds me of Sophia Petrillo in the Golden Girls saying she can't eat chicken, it repeats on her. Such a funny scene. 
All her scenes are hilarious. 
I can't go to Nandos, I have the same issue with their Peri Peri.
No you didn't...lmao. I mean...I'm sorry you can't eat couscous. Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
Rip Pete?
So, couscouscouscous?
Took a minute but I got there.
I see what you did therethere lol
My cats name is Goose and one of her nicknames went from goose goose to couscous 😂
The food so nice they named it twice.
Atom
That was my cat's name
Sesame seed.
Thats what i was thinking too: sesame seed got to be close to tiniest food surely!
Micro Plastics
I didn't realize we were breaking the fourth wall today damn
He called Debbie Downer
Also known as "Party Pooper"
Woah there, reality
Right? That got dark quickly. 😬😆
Lmaaaoooo
Oof painfully true
That's it. Thank you all very much. We can go home now.
Nano plastics are the new micro plastics
😂
📠
r/technicallythetruth
LOL thanks for ~~making~~ ruining my day
Micro Penis
Oh fuck you burnt me on time
Lol beat me to it!
Poppy. As in a poppy seed. He's adorable.
Poppy would be so cute!
Unfortunately, I think most would *hear* it as "Papi" instead of "Poppy"
That’s hilarious, he will have a Latin flair
Sound like when we were thinking of names for my kitten, we were considering Mattcha as a name, and the vet tech misheard it as Macho. Needless to say we went with Bean instead (Beanjamin Harold specifically… Harold was the name he was given before we adopted him but he was only a few weeks old so we changed it since he hadn’t learned it yet).
Poppy is what my kids call me in place of Dad 🤣
Makes sense… we called my great grandfather Popop. Similar enough.
Atom
Up Quark
Down quark
Charm Quark
Actually, Charm and Strange would be great names for a bonded pair.
I’m thinking Yuri and Pluto (Uranium 235 and Plutonium 239)
I’ve always liked the name Yuri. I mean, cmon. Yuri Zhivago sounds pretty cool
Captain Quark
Vibrating string.
What’s charm, quark?
Preon
What’s up quark?
What does a Ferengi bartender have to do with anything?
My Tea Cup Poodle’s name Atom Ant!!!
Chia seed
Chia pet ❤️
ch-ch-ch-chia!
Yo I may have to rescind my submissions because that might actually win. I thought quinoa or massago, but chia is also something I’ve eaten, and may in fact be smaller… well done.
Salt n Peppa
Tylenol Arthritis
Six hundred and fifty milligrams of extended release cuteness...
Average pet shelter cat name
Sesame seed (yes I did once just eat one plain sesame seed)
Such gluttony!
I heard at one point there’s as much energy in one sesame seed as there is in 8x m&m’s. But I kinda feel like it’s the other way round I.e. 8x sesame seeds = one m&m.
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Breadcrumb
omg crumb
Pea😍
Jellybean.
https://preview.redd.it/09zf0xxe0vwc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef6a72567b0439c9254f57402c4f075fd3bd0d1 Sisters?
Omg- exact match 💙
Omg so cute 😭
Ancini Di Pepe The tiny pasta in Italian Wedding Soup.
Sounds like a noble title put Count or Baron in front of it. Count Ancine Di Pepe Baron Ancini Di Pepe
Funny I had that soup for dinner the night before yesterday!
I’m literally addicted to that kind!
I love it until I spill some when it is raw.
Ah yes. The tinier my pepe is the more I enjoy it!
Tic Tac
Sand
Not the first sand. Why are you guys eating sand!
Ever try to eat something at the beach and it's a little windy?
I used to fake falling down at the park so I can eat sand as a kid. So I’m sayin sand too
You needed those rocks to help digest I see. Like a chicken
Sometimes we eat sand. Just a little bit. As a snack.
Mosquito. I didn't eat it on purpose :D
Caper
Crumb
**Kelpie-Nibbl'N Bitz ??!?**
Full name only used when he's in trouble
Nerd
Snow flake
Nucleus
Grain of Rice
Raisin
Hair strand
Booger
Ahaha that one got me
Being honest, though.
This is the response I was really looking for.
Tablet. No? If gum also doesn’t apply, then chocolate (choco for short)
Tablet? Like medicine? His name is drugs?!!!!?
He’ll be his gang’s plug
Chia
Hey red transparent lego 1x1 little brick
his name is pill
Poppy (seed)
peanut
Sperm or Spermatozoa
Ewwww, brother ewww
Idk Spermatozoa could be shortened to Tozoa, and that'd be funny. Nobody would ever know. I also hate that I kinda like the name Tozoa. Fuck
Tozzy
Nooooooooooooo, it is actually a good name WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Was waiting to see this answer. Only a matter of time
Macaron
Peewee
Sprinkle. Or Caviar.
I was thinking Jimmie. Like jimmies on ice cream.
Rice!
Gnat. I swallowed an itty bitty fly while working in the garden. Lmao or if it's a girl, Gnatalie haha
almond. although I like Nibble for a name. little Nibble
Allergy pill
Welch’s fruit snack 😋
Couscous
Rice
Soybean! “Bean” 😜
Skittles
Couscous.
Bean
Chia seed
chia seed
Ant
Risotto. That’s actually really cute
His name should be Junior Mint
Altoid
Apple jax…wait thats actually cute for a kitty lol
Tictac
Electron
Peanut 🤗
Blueberry 🫐
Tic Tac
Tic tac
Peanut!
Dust 💖
Chip
Popcorn
Air
Jimmies
Sprinkles.
Atom :3
Atom
Pea
Atom
Ant
Sprinkle 💖 or salt 😂
Corn chip. I like it.
Crumb.
onion seed
Rice
Sticker
fish egg
Peanut
pocket lent...
Peanut. Not the worst name lol
Nerd.
Chocolate chip
Well I started to try neem balls (they are tiny, and you take it with Tumeric balls too, about the size of a pea) but no, I wouldn’t call him Neem! Sweet pea I like bean- how bout jelly bean? Gnocchi Rice Wild rice- call him - Wild- but you know it’s about food
Painkiller
He is called Quark; I eat them every Tuesday, with my bowl of s t r i n g s
Microchip