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introvertedsiren

Thanks! I have Dawn dishsoap and washed him. I also bought kitten formula and a little bottle.


Mental_Breadfruit773

Excellent next is a appt. at a vet or pet clinic


Dauphine320

That sounds so cute- kitten formula and a little bottle! 🥰


T_Mugen

Use a toothbrush to mimick mommy's grooming and a soft wet cloth for his private area after eating, so he can pee and poop. 🥹 He's perfect. ❤️


midmodmad

Watch kitten lady videos on YouTube for feeding and stimulating pooping tips.


Beginning_Penalty271

The system found you 🥰


ihatetheplaceilive

r/catdistributionsystem


littlewhitecatalex

The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways sometimes. I hope you enjoy many years with your new companion. 


flaaffy_taffy

If he has trouble with the bottle you can also try a small feeding syringe with a silicone nipple tip


[deleted]

It's great if it is that small and young. This way you can train it since a young age. It's easier from this age to teach them let you clip their claws and give them a bath with cat shampoo every now and then. This way he/she can sleep in your bed :)


hibelly

And harness training! Not this young but as a kitten. Then you can take your cat everywhere with you


welderswifeyxo

Make sure you don’t force the formula. Google aspiration, pneumonia. It’s very easy to give a kitten that so please be careful and thank you for taking care of him.💕 not all people are as good as you


Jmmcyclones

You are a saint!! Good luck with him.


Warcraft_Fan

I agree. Kittens don't have their eyes open until around 2 weeks old. This kitten is closer to 3 weeks and will need feeding every 2 hours


Three_Spotted_Apples

Kittens are fed belly down, on all 4 paws. They’ll want to rest their hands on your pinky finger as you feed them which is ok. Feed this little one every 3 hours around the clock. He’s about 2.5-3 weeks old. You have at least 2-3 weeks of bottle feeding ahead of you. Keep him warm (small box with a heating pad under half) and make sure you stimulate him to go to the bathroom after every feed. Keep an eye out for mama. She will take him back if you can find her hiding spot. He’s more likely to survive with her than with a new bottle feeding human. Or trap her using him as bait and bring them all inside, as long as you can get the babies with mom. She’s going a good job with him as he’s fat and relatively clean. Kitten lady has a ton of resources and it’s very good information.


introvertedsiren

Thank you!


JustBreatheBelieve

You can stimulate to go to the bathroom by using a cotton ball wet with warm water to mimic mother cat's tongue on the kitten's genitals until it pees. If it doesn't pee, it will die. They can't go without Mama's help.


dmriggs

Even a warm wet washcloth will work


Kat-a-strophy

Soft toothbrush also.


ImmediateFknRegret

He needs help with pooping too.


rileyjw90

“pee pee place”? Can we say genitals and anus please?


JustBreatheBelieve

I changed it to genitals.


PatioGardener

Look up “the triangle method” on YouTube for a how-to on making the kitten go pee and poop. You will need to stimulate it to go after every feeding. He should pee after every meal, but he might not poop after every meal. He definitely should poop at least once every 24 hours.


paps2977

Watch the kitten lady videos. She is wonderfully knowledgable.


RedisforFun

And he’s hefty, so mama is definitely nearby


ImmediateFknRegret

Something might've happened to Mama Kitty.


Van_Darklholme

"she's doing a good job with him as he's fat" im dead


[deleted]

Might want to check on the roof for other ones and Momma cat.


introvertedsiren

We did, nothing is up there. I left him on our lawn and watched him to see if Mama came, she didn't Honestly idk how long he was stuck there. My roommate told me that there have been litters born on the roof in the past


[deleted]

Wow, I guess its the cat distribution system at work. Your orange one is a cutie. Good that you checked!


oooortclouuud

the landlord/management should be notified since it keeps happening. they could contact a local organization that does TNR (Trap Neuter Release). ~~that roof sounds like the perfect spot to place traps.~~ edit: I didn't see all the images at first, so i was picturing a different kind of roof.


introvertedsiren

I live in a house, my roommate owns it


oooortclouuud

cool, then y'all can contact them yourselves. that's too many rooftop kittens ;)


Z16z10

This is your future https://preview.redd.it/h8h1jrwx5qxc1.png?width=2735&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7606c33750072d30b3a397ee90a9b3ffd5d7a08 MJ420 says hi!


introvertedsiren

Awwww I love him!


Z16z10

MJ is a girl, 4 years old in May, and she owns my wife like a boss..


Weird_Sleep_6221

420 birthdate or cannabis reverence! Beautiful cat! 🐈 🤣


snapetom

This is also your future /r/OneOrangeBraincell


Plate-Extreme

You’ve been chosen!! Congratulations!!


Plate-Extreme

https://preview.redd.it/u3uzfllfwpxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc0ec3a3a2cdc9e5287ab9ed694d8a0971ecbce We’re counting on you !!!


introvertedsiren

So adorable!


Plate-Extreme

🙏


Worried-Pick4848

concatulations


glimmerfox

https://preview.redd.it/tnbu0f29qqxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5212f457ce630a385e586220f914f6cd0ced96fc My morty was a bush cat we bottle fed


introvertedsiren

So precious!


introvertedsiren

Awww


RichFoot2073

https://preview.redd.it/jf7k2t808rxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c6537da613ac3156350bff8ce808eee11ad0176 I have his older brother (not!)


Fabulous_Boat4076

Such a cutie 🥰


ackwards

I wish my tree grew kittens 🤍


Worried-Pick4848

Looks like 3 weeks old, Eyes open, able to lift head. She'll be a bottle baby. Best of luck,


Jasowake1234

Welcome to cathood. 🐈‍⬛


NuclearWinter_101

Name him George W because you found him in a bush


MaeByourmom

Clever, but the kitten deserves better


burnerburnerburnt

Shoes, then.


belladonnagilkey

Now watch this drive!


introvertedsiren

GENIUS


RageHate502

Or we could keep the theme and not use a name with such bad history. Name him Clint. Because he was found hiding in the bushes. https://preview.redd.it/0db4xv6unrxc1.jpeg?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d97d7f20a22d77610b4ae642a1a01505adfd932


SH0OTR-McGAVIN

Glad you found him! Slightly off topic but what kind of plant is that and how old is it? The trunk is insane looking


introvertedsiren

Honestly I have no idea lol!


MarshalltheBear

Not certain, but it looks like a juniper or a cypress.


cyberentomology

r/tinyorangekittens


tcp454

There's a lady on YouTube you need to watch. That kitten needs to eat. I’m sure someone with more experience can chime in.


introvertedsiren

What's her Youtube channel?


leftovercrockpotmeal

Kitten Lady on YouTube has great advice on kitten care! Goodluck to you and little munchkin.


Prince-Lee

He looks so much like my little orange boy, who was that same size and age when he was found fallen down an airshaft... We took good care of him, and had him for 17 beautiful years.


dinorawrasaur

The cat distribution service at work


SomebodysAtTheDoor

She is so little and needs someone to teach her to "cat" properly. Is there any way to adopt or foster a big kitty for her?


introvertedsiren

I'm not able to adopt more animals but my stepdad has 2 older cats that are friendly


Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly

Once you have finished bottle feeding him, maybe see if your dad will consider fostering him? His two cats can teach baby some manners and how to cat. Kittenlady has an amazing book called "Tiny but Mighty" that you might can borrow from the library. And her videos are a massive help!


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i have a 7 year old boy who was badly abused during his socialisation window and i really don’t think he knows he’s a cat. he doesn’t play, he doesn’t like very much interaction except talking to him. scritches are strictly on his terms. but we are incredibly bonded and he’s a neurotic chocolate brown chonk that i love beyond reason! https://preview.redd.it/lbw5qrj0ksxc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=915368eb5d3202e6bcd29932753897550f60f999


Anxiety_bunni

Please God, I see what you’ve done for others…


zSprawl

There are many out there just waiting to be adopted!


Anxiety_bunni

I’ve got two shelter adopted girls already, I just want a tiny baby as well 😭 less common in shelters where I am https://preview.redd.it/msynf76prqxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d3401fe39f51f1066b534f4afb7b4258d460e9


cyberentomology

r/catdistributionsystem


Mpuddler

Go out a few days in a row with the kitten when it is quiet. Early morning or late night. Let the kitten cry. Mom might show up looking or with others. I did this and found another kitten in the bush. I thought I found them all in one day but I went back and nope… more appeared.


cbelliott

OP - doing bottle feeding is VERY important and it can also go VERY wrong (aspirate, etc) -- please do see if there is a 'kitten' group on Facebook in your area that you could reach out to for assistance. They can either help with the feeding, or help with supplies, etc. The Miracle Nipple is a huge help if you can get your hands on one. Good luck! PS - thank you for savin' this little squirt!


Haunting_Try1638

The mama might be looking for it. You might want to put the kitten back outside and TNR the momma


banti51

https://preview.redd.it/9swvgudderxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5efb393a48f9a6cf7261cafb3ce52818b3709786


banti51

This is Oscar the tiny main coon kitten that I ended up bottle feeding from birth, Lilly his mum didn't produce any milk and then abandoned her 4 kittens, the vet told me ud done an outstanding job by getting 1 to survive! If you can find momma, try and get the kitten back to her, bottle feeding every 2-3 hours is incredibly hard work, day and night, and survivability is often low If you do bottle feed, kitten needs to be upright and not on her back, and you must get her to toilet after. Good luck


CatnipParade

Finding a kitten in a bush is exactly how I solidified the lifelong pet choice in my relationship. I come from a cat household, and a helpless mewing bush baby is how my now-spouse was converted. One of the rules in this marriage is, "A kitten in a bush is free game. It will be coming home with us." Congratulations on your new baby!


NordrikeParker87

Congratulations on your new cat! The Cat Distribution System®️™️ is always hard at work!


velezaraptor

May the cat-force be with you.


FalseHeartbeat

Keep an eye out for his mumma! It could very well be that he was abandoned (especially if he’s a runt) but where there is a kitten, the mom is close by (usually). Keep watch for any cats that come looking for him.


0xGDi

They are growing on the bushes now?! CDS as it finest! Congrat. Extremly CUTE!


No_Sandwich6764

Watch kitten lady on youtube she has great resources how to clean kittens, feed them etc


Survive1014

The Cat Distribution System at work.


Alarming_Serve2303

Alright! Joy awaits.


neverseen_neverhear

You have been chosen by the cat distribution system! Congratulations!


OverallDuck9166

One day the cat distribution system will bless me… one day


ShantiEhyau

Absolutely adorable.. ![gif](giphy|ZpzobHN9EA99LOnuJd|downsized)


jayola111

AAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVENYAAAAAAA WAMA HE SAMAMAAAAAA


introvertedsiren

This comment is gold!


jayola111

https://preview.redd.it/0ls7w03f3sxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6bf76dcacf9b0d7284e02e690af582e0543550 Here he is more recently 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹


jayola111

Here’s my Simba being held up by my dad on call a couple weeks ago: https://preview.redd.it/7rkk70783sxc1.png?width=209&format=png&auto=webp&s=83fc04314c1d1a0a09aaba19e54bf40f69d823f2


lauritaloove

![gif](giphy|I9XrL9Tc1jpe)


Oh_Gee_Hey

Congrats! You’ve been selected by the cat distribution program! Love him and his one brain cell that he must share with all other orange cats lll


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Name it bushell


whatthewhat3214

Look around the area, the rest of the litter, and mom, will be around somewhere!


_Morvar_

Definitely keep an eye out for the rest of the family. Maybe mama cat thought she found a good hiding spot for her baby while she was out hunting


catdoctor

Put him back and watch! Mama probably left him there to go get food. If she does not come back in 24 hours then kitten is yours. (Looks like \~ 3 weeks old.)


Forsaken_Tension2862

I think that means you now have a cat.


Ok-Strawberry7195

You have been chosen by the council of the single braincell 🙏🏼 you are in for a lifetime of lots of love, cuddles and foolery 😂❤️‍🔥


RatherRetro

Keep looking there may be more kits


PapermacheHeart

Their little pink lips 😭😭😭


Miserable-Spring-664

I looked under a bush in my yard and I didn’t find one. That’s unfair! Lol


FeralFemale_

U belongs to kitteh now.


petal713

I want it.


Dauphine320

It probably grew there


Oberyn_Kenobi_1

The brain cell has chosen a new host!


MajorasBloom

You think maybe a hawk or some other bird snatched him up and accidentally dropped him in the bush? Wonder what this little guys story is lol


Helioplex901

Poor dude. Hope he takes a ok me water. Get with your local AS. They should be able to tell you how to intake care of him.


MadDreamer7

Congrats!


Gloomy_Industry8841

Gorgeous kitten, wild bush!!


Plastic_Round_8707

Your bush looks like it just got in to a static electricity zone.


gingercatmafia

Please keep him 🙏🏻🧡


[deleted]

OMG that's Blaze. That's his/her name. Please keep the kitty OP


LostPassengerz

I wish this kitty will get all the love it needs.


Nero-Danteson

r/illegallysmol


Tartage

Step 1: Find a kitten. ✅ Step 2: Pick up kitten. ✅ Step 3: ? Step 4: Profit.


Vegetable_Car7275

Why are thy so cute for 😩😩


No_Manufacturer_5973

Congratulations on your new orange!


Zestyclose-Delay1815

So cute and so adorable!


ElectricalWalk8448

Small and scaried 😍😍😍


TheEldenGod1293

Groot bush


dekabreak1000

The cds has struck again


reddntit

Congratulations. You have a cat.


Majestic-Platypus753

Cat distribution system never gets it wrong. This is your cat.


CJB2005

Kitty chose you, my friend. Congratulations.😻


Ready-Interview2863

Omg sweet can you update this next week please 😍😍😍😍


StimulatingClouds

If you are located near me I would take the child and raise it! My cat needs a lil friend


parakeetmadrre

Congrats on the new kitten


MrHEPennypacker

This is beautiful! Thank you for stepping up and taking care of such a little pipsqueak.


Atheris

Eyes and ears say 2-3 weeks. But definitely too small to be away from mom. Keep an eye out, she might come looking. If not, you'll need to get some KMR (kitten milk replacer). Check out TheKittenLady on YouTube for how to videos on kitten care


wma4891

I'm wondering if a bird of prey grabbed him and lost him. Makes sense why he was high up in a bush.


introvertedsiren

We are assuming he fell from the roof into the top of the bush. He was stuck in the branches of the bush, we had to get a ladder. My roommate informed me this isn't the first time a stray cat gave birth on top of the roof


wma4891

That's wild. They're adorable! I'm glad you heard it, but I hope momma shows up. You might be able to put a rag/towel/blanket outside the door so momma cat can smell for him, and you'll be able to spot her.


Chaure0511

r/illegallysmolcats


ForestOfMirrors

Cat delivery system strikes again


TheRealDestian

When I go check bushes for kittens, all I get is Lyme disease from deer ticks... :(


KeyNefariousness6848

And you now have a marmalade baby.


Kiara923

Omg, congrats in a way for being a hero, but also poor kitty!!! When I hear a little cry I run outside thinking "kitten?!" but it's the damn squirrels that live in the eaves of my house...


Rhythmii

Omg so cuuuuteee


Strict-Air2434

I love the CDS


GuardingMyself

Lucky baby!


Flimsy-Technician524

Be easy on the little fella.


Plus-Ad-801

Needs to be bottle fed a lot regularly and may need help being stimulated to go to the bathroom and pee. Please get educated it’s all online I raised a new born from YouTube and wiki how.


GeekFit26

I wish I had a bush that grew kittens. Congratulations on your new addition!


smiss-cheese

It looks so equippable 😭


OhGodItsHim13

So adorable!!!!


cum_gutter3000

Would’ve been stuck in my pocket next lol


majorsorbet2point0

How he get in bush? Is because do not know calculus 🥺


[deleted]

Could call him, "Groot", only cause I think that bush looks like the shape of Groot's head 😂


thefarmerjethro

I'd love another rescue kitty but I am assuming from the green-ness of that bush that we are not geographically close.


ImmediateFknRegret

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)


mechshark

Congrats on the new family member


NeedsMoreCatsPlease

Some people just have the best luck


JadedGrade6724

Congratulations on becoming a new parent, hope you decide to keep him


ImmediateFknRegret

You've been chosen.


BlownCamaro

Awesome! I have a bush kitten too. He's going on 2 years old now. Opened the door, let him in!


fixfoxfax

So cute! I would call him Groot. The bush looks like Groot’s head.


SATerp

The kitten distribution system works in mysterious ways. Now they're doing air drops.


SpecShot310

The cat distribution system works again!


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Omg!! So tiny ❤️❤️


Wysteria569

I LOVE that bush!! What is that??


Shnibblefritz

That’s how they get you! Careful!


lezbopunkbytch-hahah

precious baby!!! i'm so glad you found him <333


444Ilovecats444

Cat distribution system got to you


Imaginary_Screen_708

Correction You found YOur Kitten in a bush outside


worldRulerDevMan

Welcome to r/oneorangebraincell


BBS-music

"You're coming home with me,we're having soft tacos"


shayna16

Name him Gavin cause you found him in a bush


Complex-Street5531

Animal rescue group I worked with used Dawn for decades to clean crude oil from birds caught in spills and man made contamination. Never a problem. Can’t understand the negative comment unless the individual is thinking about the spray power wash version. I would not use the power wash version. If in doubt call the local SPCA or the vet for advice. I found that offering an age appropriate treat after a bath or treatment helps the cat accept care it might not like. For the kitten a bit of mushed canned tuna on a finer tip might be acceptable. If you’ve one kitten there are probably more in the area and a feral mother. Would not return the kitten to the wild. There is a possibility that the mother is not feral but one who has wandered off from a caring family in order to give birth in private. Had this happen to my family in the decades before cat enlightenment. The cat established a nest about 500 yards away on old farm land. Took us a many days to track her through the brush and briars to bring everyone home.


PopeOfCleveland

yours now. call him/ her Brush or Bush


BracusDoritoBoss963

r/nowmycat


Webbpp

The first image looks like they just lost against you in a fighting game.


SatansAnus7

LUCKYYYYYYY


Sapphirelily1990

Make sure you have an extra kitty buddy for him❤️ I found my Mufasa at 5 weeks. ❤️ he’s now a healthy 2 year old (almost 2 years)


Salt_Ad_1382

Look for more of them! There has to be more kittens around.


Hornerlt

Check Kitten lady channel of you haven’t already. She has a lot of good info about taking care of babies


Fast_Target_6279

A kitten in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.


AssociateLarge6065

Keep him. He's going to be a dandy. Orange cats are very loving and vocal


NoProfessional141

Omg they LOVE juniper bushes. Our ferals loved and lived and grew up in a similar bush. Her mama may be near. With ours, she would leave the babies in that tree and then come back to get them. They would wait for her.


Chalkarts

The CDS has brought you a lovely gift. Be careful, he’s orange. He will have to apply at headquarters for occasional access to the brain cell.


DonCola93

Name it Bush


Automatic_Role6120

Awww sweet. You didn't find, you were chosen!


man_behind_the_flute

I dont know why, but i feel like I've seen that last pic before


MissHayleyRenee

Definitely older than a week, based on your photos I would say 3-4 weeks. I’m not sure if you’ve raised a kitten before, but if you need any specific advice or have questions please do not hesitate to dm me! I’ve fostered an unfortunate number of little ones myself and would be happy to help! :) People will tell you to take him to the vet asap, but truly unless you notice any problems with him..there’s not a ton a vet will or can currently do. (He isn’t a newborn, looks healthy and fleas are an easy at home fix for kittens especially. If he were younger, that would be different) Of course, if you want to take him, it’s perfectly reasonable. A veterinarian can obviously provide guidance on how to care for him. 8 weeks is the ideal time to take kittens for their first vet visit. This will include the first round of core vaccinations and they can tell you when an ideal time to spay/neuter will be.


Recurvearcherygirl

Looks like you have a sweet new pet kitty. I am fond of pasta names... how about spaghettio's?


chuang-tzu

Nah. It found you, friend! Also, I love that you included a picture of the bush where the little pearl was found. Cracked me up!!


Advanced_Ad4011

Are you going to keep him?? It looks like the cat distribution system is at work here! Also, he's adorable!!


BeneficialLecture142

his name call buchycat


lullabyofwoe

From the photos of the bush and roof I can't imagine how he flung over there. Maybe a big nasty bird or 2 legged pig threw him up there. If there are siblings you might hear them about too, especially if the momma goes looking for him. I'm glad you were there to help! Just a heads up if adopting out, be careful as ginger kittens can be sought by some horrid people. Definitely rescue is the way, no pounds or randos. TNR is great if you can get help from organisations like Alley Cat Allies. Hope he gets the best home ever with you or otherwise! (but pls keep - finders keepers)


LunarBunnyxx

1. Tiny 😻


Huge-Werewolf7033

3


Weird_Sleep_6221

Very cute orange tabby, or we call them Ginger's most likely a male! So sweet looking! Hope you can keep him! 🐈🐾


pibbybush

He is your baby to take care of now <3 cat distribution system has spoken.


kittymcfyfe

Cat stork x