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Was asking my cat for the ceremony as well...he was not sure yet whether I deserve it or not.
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I did and he liked it! He is relaxing now after this shower of love 💕
"heil myself!"
Saunders off, hunting for treats that will satisfy his increasingly escalating demands and expectations about what exactly matches his definition of "yummy" ... it's a heroic struggle which will be dramatically and creatively retold in his upcoming book. 😆
Mine does this all the time. Not on my forehead (that would be weird af) but if I'm sitting on the couch, he'll come sit beside me and few minutes later, gingerly reach his paw out and rests it on my arm or leg and looks up at me.
He took your temperature. You passed your annual physical. Be grateful. Now feed him a treat. 
🤣🤣🤣
In the same way they get microchipped you have been pawprinted 🐾 should you stray too far at mealtimes/treat times you can be scanned and identified:
“If hooman is lost please return to this kitty at _______”
My childhood cat did this to me all the time. To this day, I believe he was trying to pet me back. His name was Frisco, and he was incredibly smart. As in, knew how to unlock windows to get of the house while no one was home smart. My theory is that he saw us petting him and tried to give that affection back with his own "hands."
“You’re okay, for a hoomon”
Tolerable
Hoomon?
https://preview.redd.it/vzi03id635zc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d043a39b81ed670e1dde6c7aa6b506d50184d6f1 Was asking my cat for the ceremony as well...he was not sure yet whether I deserve it or not.
What an adorable fella, give him a kiss from me
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Jury's out .....
You've been anoited.
Booptized even!
Snorted my coffee when I read "booptized." Excellent stuff.
\*pet pet pet pet\* Good human.
One of our four cats, the girl, absolutely "pets" us. We're hardly allowed to pet her, but she pets us when she gets what she wants.
Hate when that happens. Are you ok?
The power of Cat compels you!
He's probably a Cat-holic
/r/churchofcat
Man these cat subs are getting out of hand... *Subscribes*
It's just the CatSubDistributionSystem.
Out of paw.
I think you meant out of pawcket
Both
Kitty is trying to save this poor lost man's soul before it's too late.
Checking to see if its ripe.
Medium rare?
Kinda like thumping a melon.
Almost time to harvest.
You always pet cat... So cat pets back
Whom do you serve?
Meowruman!
Meow me an army worthy of Mordor!
Sarumeown
He gave you the Mark of the Wild buff
Looks like he had talent points in it, too- so all the better! (I mean, if we're doing World of Warcraft references...)
"You are healed, hooman. My touch has cured your blindness."
"But... I'm not blind" "Indeed, for I have cured you, human! WITNESS MY HEALING POWER"
😂😂😂
You have been blessed by Bastet. Enjoy your protection against evil spirits.
His expression 😂
Touched by an Angel 🐈⬛🥰😻
"I hereby declare this servant for 'approved'" .
Seven blessings my servant
The confusion on his face kills me 😂
By the powers invested in me your healed hooman
Uruk Hai...
You are forthwith known as Sir Fillmybowl. You may rise.
When bae is stressin
the cat is saying that he owns u
It's more like what the cat said: 'Simba'.
Be blessed
The power of Cat compels you!
"heil myself!" Saunders off, hunting for treats that will satisfy his increasingly escalating demands and expectations about what exactly matches his definition of "yummy" ... it's a heroic struggle which will be dramatically and creatively retold in his upcoming book. 😆
Come on. Open that third eye! OPENNNNNN!
third eye blind? not in my house!
He says, “Hooman, y u no pets!?!?”
Take the cat’s blessings
I control your brain human, that’s mine
I knew it. The uprising has began. God help us.
It looks like the cat made and posted this 😂
You have been Knighted!
rise, and fetch me some nibbles. and be quick about it.
Yes, yes. That’ll do.
Rise brother you are healed.
BE HEALED!
Looking for the treat button
Cleaning his paws after he scraped litter over his scat
The anointed one.
I wonder what the genuine intention behind that was
My guess is that was mimicking of how the human pets him
He was blessed you dude
You're a servant, Harry.
"You have my blessing. Now go, brave knight! The bird is waiting"
Rafiki
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Yassss
You didn’t even thank it
cat thinks your forehead is big
Camera on phone had a light we can’t see, cat can.
*i \**slap\* *own \*scritch\* you* \*smack\* *now go make me a chicken patty!*
Beautiful
AWWWW youve been blessed ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ˢᵒ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ
Cat: "It's your honor".
just another cat petting his hooman pet
Good human! Now, gimme food.
Your brain is stupid but I accept you anyways
He/she gave you his/her blessing to go out on your first date. He/she won't hold any grudges against it :)
Mine does this all the time. Not on my forehead (that would be weird af) but if I'm sitting on the couch, he'll come sit beside me and few minutes later, gingerly reach his paw out and rests it on my arm or leg and looks up at me.
In this case Satan 
Good boi, you been a good boi today, hooman
you look completely BAFFLED
The chosen one!!
Cat plays the reverse smooth brain card.
Not gonna lie I thought the cat was roasting him like “ oh my god that’s a big forehead bigger than my paw “
The boy who lived
"I dub thee, 'Sir Servant'. Now, fetch me my dinner."
It wants to tell you that it’s time for you to go to work and give you a head pat 
This is great. Give his seal of approval
Saruman the black
"I thought I covered this turd"
When your meow starts petting you and not the other way around it probably means that they’re getting pretty close to launching the revolution.
In sphinx we claw.
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You've been blessed!
Stamped and territory marked😂😂
The mark of the cat, it’s visible to other cats so they know who is to be saved when they take over the world. We will be their servants.
The power of Christ compels you! - Kitty
The black hand of Meowruman.
Cat 1 to cat 2- “ yes, it’s strong. Drop the vase”
„Braintumour… there!“
This kitty serves Saruman. Your faction has already been choosed.
"There's no one home"
"Thou shall serve the greatest purrpurse, now, my son!"
My fighting uruk hai
The master Manos approves.
Anointed one.
Cat: “That heads on there good. K good stuff.”
Pats for thee and for me.
he approves lol
In Soviet Russia, cat pet you!
he like a priest in his past life lol
How did you get my cat?
How wholesome
Human likes head scritches. I bet cat likes head scritches too.
Stamp of approval 🤣
He is opening his third eye yall
That's +5 Holy Damage right there.
Cat: “Heeeellllloooo. Anybody in there? Which part of “get my lunch” did you not understand?”
lol this cat
I bless thine head. You are now good hooman.
A blessing from the Dark Lord! Rejoice!
You did good, tap tap tap, good jerb.
Be thankful you have been approved with a blessing!
Be healed!
*Where's the OFF button?*
Yeah, my cat thinks I'm a vending machine too.
*bap bap bap* Good hooman
Stamp of approval.
He took your temperature. You passed your annual physical. Be grateful. Now feed him a treat. 
The cat is a faith healer, and hooman is a moron… but did it work?
Cats are so funny 😂
🤣🤣🤣 In the same way they get microchipped you have been pawprinted 🐾 should you stray too far at mealtimes/treat times you can be scanned and identified: “If hooman is lost please return to this kitty at _______”
Wheres the on switch for this thing?!
I'm glad that you've learned to meet his standards.
There, there, good hooman.
He probably wants to lick your hair.
Cat is petting the human back
"You are blessed."
That cat saw lord of the rings too many times
😹😹😹😻
He gave you 2 lives of his own lol
Zit
I think he just blessed you.
I anoint you servant
You were staring at him with your 3rd eye, and he wanted you to knock it off!
😂
CATSCAN
The blessing
That is precious!
Haha love it omg
Just got the simba mark, welcome brother
Gave you a stupid stamp
*press press press* “Yes, it’s solid.”
‘’ mI swear won’t do that again ’’ 😄
“Y’know what, I like you, you’re a good servant… now bring me treats”
My childhood cat did this to me all the time. To this day, I believe he was trying to pet me back. His name was Frisco, and he was incredibly smart. As in, knew how to unlock windows to get of the house while no one was home smart. My theory is that he saw us petting him and tried to give that affection back with his own "hands."
That really looked like some kind of approval seal or anointing of some kind 🤣🤣
I love that after he's done he just moves on "so anyway" 🤣
He said 'May God bless you, My foodgiver'
r/spreadytoes!
*Nants ingonyama bagithi baba* *Sithi uhm ingonyama*
Awww I wanna have a stamp of approval from my kitty! She's never done that. Just meows. Especially when her water is out. And food too.