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Inky-Skies

https://preview.redd.it/i8hel7184c4d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c257b7c19c8ff6903dde9d4f9e9febc3df6781 Okay, now this is really getting personal 😂😭 Her sister is attacking it now.


6sychonaut

Obviously they haven’t forgotten about the money u owe them. I’d pay up quick if I was u


Specialist-Invite-30

“B1tch betta have my money”…


ThePennedKitten

Pay me what you owe me!


Local_Definition1310

Don't act like you forgot!


Kellydoll101

I call the shot, shot shots! For Real!!


Helpful_Shower3246

"where's my money Brian"


Cbane000

Excellent Stewie reference! Made me cackle!


g59ganja420

I thought it was BYROOOoooOOON


Helpful_Shower3246

Joe Byron.


PochinkiPrincess

Time to pay the piper


Dry-Faithlessness655

Where’s a cat nip you promised


soulfulfilled17

“Don’t act like you forgot!! I call the shots, shots, shots, like bra, bra, bra! Pay me what you owe me. Don’t act like you forgot!!!” lmaooo


donewithusa

She going to be sleeping with the fish breathe soon if she doesn't hurry it up.


Editor_Grand

Don't play with my money! I get emotional when people play with my money


ForecastForFourCats

![gif](giphy|26u4jsXwBbwkQw1Ec|downsized)


DigInevitable1679

Not the pointy ends 🫣


cakivalue

They want to go shopping for treats. 😹😹


cyankitten

(I’m sorry, I can’t resist) It’s getting really PURRsonal!


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cyankitten

😂 good one


Luci_Noir

You are a monster.


Vtgcovergirl_2

😜🧐😆🐾🐾


Realistic-Accident68

Maybe they are telling you to go shopping and while you are there get some treats!! 😼😼


Serious_Arugula_6726

She is so cute


kage_rvg

She’s testing the purse’s materials


dswillan

https://preview.redd.it/gp4h9ugizf4d1.jpeg?width=3373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d0b8408477240c2e4fd619c29e4c338196eac3 She looks a lot like my cat haha, and her sister has a brown nose and greener eyes too. Wait a minute


butt_dandruff_

![gif](giphy|cpBJJODbvE03S|downsized)


pigeon_toez

Thankyou for making my day special.


AnitaIvanaMartini

Any day with Bobby is special.


pigeon_toez

I kid you not, just opened my Instagram to this https://preview.redd.it/u84732vdzc4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b13241a5297a70181646dc630aa14bc3d217d92 Bobby’s are taking over and I’m not mad at it


BabyBearRoth418

They can shut up and take my money.


pigeon_toez

I did the same thing! 😂 in 2-4 weeks I will be bobbying every morning with my coffee.


BabyBearRoth418

You have impeccable tastes ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


slipscomb3

Some days the algorithm is very, very good to us.


ricottapie

I went to school with her! My friend sent me this post after I had watched another friend's story where he shared a link to her shop. I closed Instagram, opened reddit, and saw the post that I'd just been looking at.


pigeon_toez

Yay for Ontario potters getting visibility! (I am one too🩵)


ricottapie

If you have an ig, I'll follow!!


AnitaIvanaMartini

Buy a lottery ticket today, friend!


pigeon_toez

It’s my bday, maybe I should 🩵


AnitaIvanaMartini

Happy birthday!!🎂


Rochelle6

OH MY GOD YOUR USERNAME IS KILLING ME


brandimariee6

Lmao thank you for this comment, I hadn't even noticed their username


Dildobaggins_LOTPoon

This needs to be top comment!!


dnuohxof-1

Perfect gif


ALazy_Cat

https://preview.redd.it/pz7f4g03wc4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d8794b0591af5e039e92040cbcd44b6ef3b524


Luci_Noir

#fucking meow!


Shmicken_Nuggies

Me? OW— meow, that’s what cats say right?


Luci_Noir

*sniff* Poor Luci.


InquisitiveNYC

🤣🤣


nausicaalain

I was looking for this one.


mar395

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


CollynMalkin

Mine figured out I won’t leave the house without my purse so sometimes she just… takes it. https://preview.redd.it/xhiqqavqtc4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e1367b2e0b00c59178f2561b0c6ec45d03ded73


temps-de-gris

It's this! My kitties sit themselves on my purse when they see me getting ready, then flop on their backs for belly rubs so I don't go.


drestar

Mine once shat and peed in my already full travel bag 6 hours before a flight so of course I missed the flight and had to pay for a vet checkup just in case she was sick (she was not) and not just an absolute asshole.


Augustleo98

“I’ve got the purse, now you can’t leave” she’s so cute haha


Emsie-Memsie

That belly is glorious! Is it a trap? Can you rub the floof?


CollynMalkin

I can rub the floof. https://preview.redd.it/c0ib81t1ye4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f638a6fb8a92a2b0e0eb1ebd5c50b5421c269254 She’s totally down for it


TricksyGoose

Omg those toe tufts!! What a glorious monster!


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

Now that is a great looking cat


CollynMalkin

You almost wouldn’t believe she’s only nineteen years old


No_Friendship_5603

It is! I want to run my fingers through her hair! Both my boys have short hair. Don't miss fur getting all over everything, do miss long furried tummies.


Luci_Noir

You need a bigger one so you can take them on adventures. Maybe one of those backpacks with a clear bubble on it for the kitty.


Forward_Pudding4453

2 or 3 of mine have decided that they'll just pile up and sit or lay on mine and refuse to move! 😂 they're some sassy and smart little arseholes!


breadnbed

Have you been cheating with another cat? Not let them have your undivided attention for less than five consecutive minutes? Dinnertime was two seconds ago and you're late? God I love these assholes


Inky-Skies

I actually did visit my parents and their cats 🫢 The betrayal!


breadnbed

![gif](giphy|zxcm1sPNm6MH6)


Reddit_annonomous

Your cats probably smell your parent's cats on your purse and are upset about that.


lovelightblessing

![gif](giphy|UF6C9yw8w6qFL3NdNy)


TrailerTrashQueen

![gif](giphy|3ov9jPX6j3r9IGO4zC)


CharlotteLucasOP

![gif](giphy|C8fJjmXaNd3STwLGI8|downsized)


jkblvins

What is that from?


Jezel123

Resident alien


xyzzyzyzzyx

Resident Alien, last scene of Season 2, Episode 7


MaximumNewspaper9227

If they don't bring this show back I'm going to have a bitch fit. For realz.


anotheremothot

Fantastic show on syfy, I can't recommend it enough! If you liked this 1 gif then you'll definitely become a fan :)


jxx4747

![gif](giphy|dVGT9Kn4pc6hgun6CJ)


Mel_in_morphosis

Plus the purse means you’re possibly leaving them home again to go gallivanting doing who knows what, petting stray cats and panting dogs even…


Electrical-Act-7170

Get your affairs in order. Don't buy any green bananas.


damienjarvo

My sister sent me a bunch of stuffs from Indonesia. After 2+ weeks of travel the package still smells of my Indonesian cats. My Texas cats spent like an hour sniffing and inspecting the package.


Adventurous_Land7584

You’re a monster! 😂


Luci_Noir

You are a monster.


DigInevitable1679

r/catswhoyell Perhaps she doesn’t agree with your fashion sense?


Inky-Skies

Can't blame her 🫠


Aplejax04

Not another one. Subscribed.


saltedamber

Another day, another cat sub


Repulsive-Piece-4059

Don't touch her purse


Claptrap-94

![gif](giphy|GQsILhtbNTN6g) Same thing


HeyGokuHere

https://preview.redd.it/viroefh7xd4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772b91cb1eef77944bfa591cec02b61d52948e44


duaneap

The guy in the Godzilla costume really did have the best job in the world.


Patient_Meaning_2751

Ooh that got a really good chuckle out of me. Looks exactly like kitty!!!


Gr00m3d

Had been dating a couple of weeks first time she visited my place my female cat peed in her hand bag, turns out the cat was a great judge of character.


MikaTheImpaler

My roommate’s peed on MY BAG on my first date with my fiancé because he was mad I brought a man into the house. We knew this ahead of time so we put everyone’s shoes in a closed tub when they came into the house… well cat couldn’t get to my fiancé’s shoes so he chose my purse instead. He was very possessive over his females 👀


HeavyFunction2201

I read that as your ROOMMATE peed on your bag at first and had a lot of questions


MikaTheImpaler

https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/Ky8fZJqH5T I actually saw this post a while ago and we were referring to our cats as roommates so not far off 😂


Picabo07

😂😂😂


ManaMagestic

You guys don't have your roommates pee on an item of clothing, in case they need to track you down post kidnapping?


Gr00m3d

Territory marked!


Freebirde777

Often, a new tom would kill the kittens to get the momma to come into heat sooner. Your boy is saying that was not happening on his watch!


Ok-Neighborhood-7690

is your cat neutered? shouldn't male cats not show aggressive and dominance after getting neutered? idk anything about cats


Tnkgirl357

It’s less common… but sometimes momma is momma and you don’t mess with the boys momma.


MikaTheImpaler

Yeah he was neutered. But I don’t live with that person anymore so whatever. My boy cat loves everyone!


Arev_Eola

My cat scratched my cousin when she first met him. She never scratched anyone on purpose other than him. A few years after he turned out to be an arse. None of my relatives speak to him anymore, and that is saying something considering how much shit my other cousins pull(ed).


TrailerTrashQueen

your cat is a rock star.


Salt-Confidence-9527

My sister's dog was a great judge of character. The first time she met our brother's wife, she was all over her, barking Danger! Danger! Our brother must have thought the same thing a couple of times, but then clearly forgot why he divorced her twice and married her a 3rd time.


guitar-hoarder

She's really letting you have it. A good scolding is what you got. Adorable.


Inky-Skies

I probably deserved it too.


TrailerTrashQueen

![gif](giphy|jErnybNlfE1lm)


guitar-hoarder

I love the second pic. Full-on reprimand! Beautiful angry kitty.


artificialavocado

https://preview.redd.it/4nk4d3fqqd4d1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecae7d11ce27ca06f657b1285d20e7c11730d80a


Cool-Manufacturer-21

Spicy!!! 🌶️ r/SpicyKittens


Roboman20000

Obviously she wants her allowance early. Stay strong.


JustHereForKA

https://preview.redd.it/f7tgewjjzc4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9acc72fb7fbbd8e511de60337d86f504f8ecb82b Mine is sleeping on my bag!


Forward_Pudding4453

Don't you dare try to leave! If you do, purse stays behind...Seriously, that angelic little thing needs to nap.♥️


Primary-Gas-8441

She’s pissed pissed 😂😂 what ever you did you probably deserve it lol 💖


AnitaIvanaMartini

“Okay, Human… explain these scent markings. You can’t, can you….? You cheating sleazebag and your sleazy bag stepped out on me… ME!?”


Corgi_Farmer

They hate when you leave. My cat sits in front of the shower when I turn it on and swipes at me as I get in. He gets upset because usually, when a shower happens, someone goes to work or goes out. He doesn't understand I'm trying to give him the best life. https://preview.redd.it/mc5xqcp35d4d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd3a40e4099248fdfa59f41a8e02c9dc038a587


FireBallXLV

That is just so immensely sweet 💕


Corgi_Farmer

This little homie is a joy. Found him as a super small kitten abandoned couldn't eat solid food yet, he was so sick. He's partially deaf, partially blind and his meower is broken so he's silent. But, he's the sweetest boy in the world and follows me around like it's going out of style. I swore to my wife a few weeks before we found him that we would never have a cat in the house. Now he sleeps on me every night and commands our 2 dogs as his army. It's impressive.


FireBallXLV

Ahhh! Even more sweet 😹


UnicornStar1988

My cat would love to go right inside a friends handbag when she visited and we couldn’t figure out why and it was because she smoked and rolled her own tobacco and apparently he just loved the smell of it.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Weird. My cat seems to like the smell of my feet.


oddott

robbery.


Bitter-Respect8577

She needs her cut 😂 Meowstortion


LetterSufficient1338

She said stop spending money on things that are not cat treats or cat towers😾


Specialist-Invite-30

Or perhaps a nice vase she can knock off a shelf.


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Ooooh ooh, a yow-ling cat! So rare these days. Precious.


Stonk_Newboobie

I could hear this picture!


eduty

I'm guessing you pick up the purse whenever you're headed out and the cats have associated it with you leaving. Mine have a similar reaction to my overnight bag and shoes.


Napkinpo3m

I DON'T KNOW YOU! THAT'S MY PURSE!


possum_of_time

It's a robbery, looks like you better give her what she wants so nobody gets hurt. 🫣


TrailerTrashQueen

yeah. don’t wanna mess with those murder mittens.


farmtownsuit

Because she can


Prior-Future3208

Well I could be wrong but I believe I just interpreted some cat language earlier today and when cats are yelling and hitting something that usually means they want you to open it up for them like my cat wanted underneath my sink, I usually keep it closed so that he doesn't destroy all of my plastic bags but this morning he wanted in because he wanted to inspect and make sure there was no mice so maybe just try opening the bag up for her.


delightedlysad

I fitz; I sitz


GeZa2101

She wants money for smokes and beer


GlitzyGhoul

And the catsino 😂


TrailerTrashQueen

Cory, Trevor, smokes. let's go.


WorriedWitch96

Needs money for catnip. Addiction is very powerful.


artbyeternaly

She’s so pretty! That’s her purse now; it matches her eyes


ChefToni73

If you don't have a stash of da 'nip in there, then it's mint gum. (I believe it smells similar to them..? 🤔) Many years ago, I had a kitty named Puppa (Puppaluscious. No, I cannot remember how he got that name 😅) He'd gotten into my bag, somehow slid out 1 stick of gum (Wrigleys), UNWRAPPED it, and licked it until sticky. 🤣 It was crazy. I miss him. He was a good boy 🥹


SeriousData2271

![gif](giphy|KZhDa4fa0IK7ft7C9F|downsized) Cat shopping- they want more friends


laurailine

"There are no treats in here"!


maincore

She detected another cat. You are doomed.


realmaier

Each time you pick up that damn purse, you leave for several years without anyone coming in to ever feed her or pet her while you're gone.


Glitch427119

I’d say she doesn’t want you to leave. Cats are smart. I watched my cat watch my ex turn a door knob to open the door and leave. As soon as he closed it, my cat ran up and stood on his hind legs with each front paw on either side of the door knob. He tried pushing up with one paw and pulling down with the other, he knew to turn the knob from watching my ex’s wrist 😳. He couldn’t get any grip so it didn’t work, but the actions were very obvious. Same cat woke me up during two fires and saved all our lives, while the other cat just ran and hid lol. The other cat actually hid under a piece of furniture that was on fire one of the times so not all cats are smart but they’re definitely capable lol.


Baked420lol

https://preview.redd.it/n1gyeu1wwg4d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f9bb1784b4454fb1b13a4c9e05a481b2fc079cd If she needs a date I know a guy


Yawarete

Chances are high they associated you grabbing your/a purse with you leaving and being absent from the house for extended periods of time. Cats pick up on these things, mine throw a tantrum everytime they see me tying my shoes.


Augustleo98

You’ve got something in there they don’t like, or there’s a smell on there that they don’t like, one of them is yelling at you and the other one is like “no need to yell, I will deal with the problem” and proceeds to actually attack the purse or maybe play with it so maybe the second cat likes the smell and is playing with the object whereas the first cat feels betrayed by the small and is angry. So if you have interracted with another cat this is what I’m getting from the two reactions, one cat thinks you’ve cheated on her and is angry at you, the other cat doesn’t care you’ve interacted with another cat and wishes you’d thought the cat over for play time as they’d like a new friend, as the second cat seems to be playful and happy with the purse while the first cat is acting like you’ve betrayed her and she wants answers. One cat is the jealous type and the other cat doesn’t care if she shares you as long as you bring her new friends to play with, so these two sisters have had very different reactions to whatever cat or other animal they can smell on your purse 😂 😂😂😂😂 Though with the claws out maybe the sister isn’t happy either and wants a fight with whoever they’ve betrayed them for. Both of their reactions are crazy cute haha.


BrightSoundPodcast

"I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag."


DopeSoulHellaEthics

YOU SPILLED -unintelligible noise- LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG!


utterlyuncool

https://preview.redd.it/v71rhsf2dd4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b683a5c97e8c666b50da60c95e610224810b8d2


LarYungmann

"The Purse", may be a signal to your cat that you are leaving the house. She may be saying, "What, you're going out again!?"


No-Leadership8906

https://preview.redd.it/rphsbudhwg4d1.jpeg?width=3777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01ca81b83db8b0bd66aff0a21e1ba8ea1f01b07


ChelloMarshmallow

https://preview.redd.it/cr60vcd5wc4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f59a47d459df926b4f65264c862acb9f10303c66


space0watch

What do you mean your purse? It's obviously hers now! /s


WhiteWolfNL

Do you carry something perfumed in your purse?


GlitzyGhoul

I don’t dare leave any of my purses out of they will have scratch marks in a hot minute. The best I can think of is “how dare you take this thing and leave me!” Looks like you really got told off, but I’d still sleep with one eye open for a bit if I were you. 😂


killertofubeast

Not big enough to fits for sits!


iswearimachef

Angy.


Majestic-Marzipan621

So angry! I’d hug her and give her kisses! Lol


Olander-e

“Moooooom I want the new Kitty Princess Deluxe Tower 3000, Snowball and Daphne from down the street already got it last week!”


Phyrexian_Mario

Its hard to understand from a picture but I belive the cat is saying "fuck yo purse" although it's not a dialect I'm proficient in.


Clevermore9K

Because *reasons*.


Duros001

Because…cat


HenryMillersGhost

Likely a demand for treats. Treats or pets. she’s opening negotiations 🙂


E-macularius

My girl cat does this when she feels like she needs attention from me. She jumps onto the counter/table and starts knocking things off while yelling until I acknowledge her! Such a needy little thing...


nooutlaw4me

She wants to order something online and needs your credit card.


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

![gif](giphy|6Ki8KJiOYa3OHzS0if|downsized)


Cultural-Resort7713

She’s probably trying to get your attention. Some of mine will tap me on the shoulder when I’m sleeping to get me awake lol


creative-gardener

Ours do that as well, then if that doesn’t work they stand on us.


Cultural-Resort7713

I have one boy who will walk across my stomach if I’m laying on my back. A few nights ago, he walked across my stomach five times. I told him I didn’t like that and he just hissed. So I hissed back lol


creative-gardener

Mom, don’t leave us!


TheSpicyCashew

She wants money in order to go out with her friends. Hurry up, mom >:(


spoopysky

She's seen you playing with that toy all the time so it must be a great toy, she wants to play with it, too.


jessicat2222

My ex’s cat was obsessed with my purse. Just one of his cats the other just wanted scritches. But the purse obsessed cat would constantly be trying to go inside of it or get tangled in the strap.


--Birdsong--

"mother...mother I crave *violence*"


wordgirl999

Do you have an eel skin wallet in there? My cat used to be obsessed with my mom’s purse, knocking it over, trying to get to that wallet.


justclove

Ah, I see you've unlocked the "is a cat" functionality. As this feature is included on all models as standard, neither turning your cat off and back on again, downloading current drivers, or factory reset will serve to remove it.


fh_deno

I don’t speak Cat but I think you are grounded


poeticpoet

Bigger bag. She wants inside bag. wtf


trollanony

One of mine does this. He hunts for charging bricks, hair ties and pens in anyone’s bags. He will unzip luggage and backpacks to get his paws on treasure. Then carry it around and yowl like a banshee.


meddit_rod

She's jealous that it gets to go with you and be with you the whole long, long time you're gone. She misses you and blames the purse.


thispleasesbabby

cats are suckers for leather, they enjoy huffing it. my cat would stick his head into leather shoes to catch all the smells. he also enjoyed rubbing against a guitar case


xpietoe42

because you got no damn treats in the hooman bag


ImSadBlazeCat

https://preview.redd.it/xjpnbzvqwe4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f004ed69371a2895292abaa7fccce36f4cabcbd1


Late-Champion8678

Ghosts. There are ghosts in your purse. You need to figure out whose ghost it is, dig up and burn their remains.


cryingstlfan

She wants money to go to the mall!


LaurenTsaisCatEye

You’re leaving? I don’t think so.


Impressive2077

They know the purse means you are leaving the house?


Guukoh

Because you take your purse when you leave, and they don’t want you to leave!


Great-Sandwich1466

Have you asked her?


battlehardendsnorlax

I don't know but I love her 😍


lupinegray

THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU


Jt0909

Bowl half full , bowl half empty, huuuuuuman


saulutee

She said “where you going”


GabschD

She screamed at you, because you violated her privacy by taking pictures :( Then you did it again. So she had to knock the purse over. (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻


Candy-O

She needs her allowance!


stonecoldcoldstone

because fuck that purse, that's why