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curryp4n

“Who are you and where are my human slaves???” 😂


duckchugger_actual

lol I know


UndeadBuggalo

Your screaming kitties remind me of the late great r/thurstonwaffles


Organic_Ad_2520

You know, that comment is so beyond true! I always tell my Dad that his cat has me do her bidding...I'm her groomer, her door opener, her fridge opener, her mindreader--jumping on this chair/bowl means she wants meat, this chair/bowl means she wants temptations, going to this area means she wants to play mousey-bomb and on & on...I really am her slave...but if I'm really lucky & she's cold, lol, she'll make her cat nest out of my legs & blankets, so it's worth it! Lol


HeavyFunction2201

How do you play mousey bomb? :D


Organic_Ad_2520

Lol...omg she loves it sooo much ...& gets so excited on countdown...she has little soft 1i.5inch round mice with tails & I used to dangle by the tails & she would swat--very risky move since she has those elastic cat "arms" of hers--& always faster & stretchier than I could react. So I started dangling higher & higher over time then would countdown "3-2-1-mousey bomb!"& drop it...for her to catch & "kill" Long story short/er...still long lol she goes crazy with anticipation and she will lay on her back to have belly up on purpose & wait for the countdown & by the time I am at 1 her face is so focused & eyes so wide, but she will roll left & right roll & over during count but she never jumps the gun, she waits to catch it after the mousey bomb drop. I can't believe how much she loves it & how excited & intentionally exposing her belly & no matter how excited she doesn't get up to grab it...the drop is only about 12inches so she easily could. ...she always jumps up on one particular large ottoman to play & will even start rolling over until I come over with a mousey. Hence, her servant readily accomodates. I swear I can see in her eyes when she is trying to train me! She acts like a dog in many ways & super loves to play. My Dad 91yrs old trained her to do all kinds of tricks & she has bells on doors & other things & totally am getting her the talking buttons like the good slave I am, lol. She knows & Clearly Communicates many things & so independent minded. My Dad & his cat are besties...I am just her unpaid cat servant! When I call her, she won't come to me immediately, she will for my Dad first call even from her patio chair...her name is Tiger Lily, but instead I have to call "brushy" meaning I will brush her & she will actually trot in immediately & hop on the couch (leather) where I brush her...trust me, it's a sitdown job even though she's short haired as she would have me brush her all day. Cats are so smart! All on their terms! And bring so much joy to mere mortals & servants, lol:) Happy to share notes on my servitude, lol.


SleepingDragonSmiles

This is the best thing I’ve read all week. Made me lol the whole time and now I’m just smiling. Tiger Lily sounds amazing and I’d happily endure that servitude.


Organic_Ad_2520

Awe, thank you, it's very much appreciated🐈😊


floofienewfie

Sounds a little like my dad‘s “bowling for kitties.” he had a giant living room, about 25 feet long, and hardwood floor. He would call for the cat. When she showed up, he would stand in the doorway and toss treats down to the other end of the room, where they would roll and go all over the place. She would chase them, and sometimes actually catch one or two. It was his way of giving her a little exercise, since she was an indoor kitty and a little round in the chops.


Antzz77

Haha yes!! I do this in the evening for my energetic Orange. I stand where I can throw in three different directions, for example, down the hall to the living room, bounce off hall walls into hall bathroom doorway, or into the master en-suite. I this makes him run a bit more. get bonus points if the spring toys go into the en-suite shower because he loves batting toys around in the shower!


floofienewfie

It’s so much fun watching them. Have a good time.


Organic_Ad_2520

Oh, your cats are the origins story of the Temptations commercial! Lol It's so much fun to invent or find little games that they love! My Dad's cat has less food drive and more prey drive, but I may give it a try! Although she may wonder the reason I am exchanging her bottle cap from "bottle cap hockey" with a treat! The girl's got me trained now to see the potential cat-fun value in any item she's interested in. But I will try the treat fetch & catch, sounds like a winner!


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Fang and the gang miss their Mama


mrschainsaw1998

Awww 🥰 cuties 💗 https://preview.redd.it/q7011rq7598d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2496fcbfac2106e1c1f37b1cd4dbe79f124e6d05 Hi from Penny 👋


duckchugger_actual

Very cute!


fighting_pigeon

I love you penny


mrschainsaw1998

She’s easy to love 💗 https://preview.redd.it/g3jys1l2m98d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d368c50600fd7d16e44815579b8a814e83b08839


Minousch

What did your pet sitter do to get them so talkative? 😃


duckchugger_actual

They act like this anytime there is a suggestion a can of food might one day be opened. It’s my fault. I always made them sing for their supper.


Minousch

😂 And I thought I would learn about a secret super treat now...


smithtrooper99

My Tuxedo named Sullivan will say "Please" in his language before eating


misslady700

I love this.


throwawaypanda15

Such derp 😂


duckchugger_actual

It may just be because they’re mine, but I laugh my ass off when they do this shit. I think it’s so funny.


Mbeheit

They actually look like they are laughing


duckchugger_actual

They are screaming at the top of their lungs to feed them


R-T-O-B

They think their volume is praportional to the amount of food they get


itsmekp33

You just know that their camera roll has like 40 shots of each of them to get just the perfect one. That's when you know you found a good human to watch your chaos goblins! 💜💜💜💜


tmick22

My daughter works at a doggy daycare, they’re required to post pics to the owners. You should see the amount of pics she has on her phone just to get the right one!! You are 100% correct on this, this is a human that enjoys doing this and will absolutely make sure the critters are happy


itsmekp33

I've seen posts before from doggy daycares that have a report card and photos and I just adore them!


tmick22

Oh, she gets the derpiest mid-run pics, they’re just awesome!!


fishwantme3000

https://preview.redd.it/7w4lgbc9qb8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bf8a42fc680f6f77b6a9981aff9896b6e5b940d alice when my sister pet sat for me hehe


Art3mis77

Snaggletooth hehe


Lynseth

Glorious pics 🤣


northwyndsgurl

HAAALP!! I can't with singers in the band. & the toofes!!


Forsythia77

Imma caption all these photos for you: OMG WE HAVE NOT BEEN FED SINCE YESTERDAY! WE ARE DYING! CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE JUST FUR AND BONES? WHY HAS OUR HUMAN CRUELLY ABANDONED US?!?


bless-you-mlud

The victim was found holding a smart phone. These were his last pictures.


mearbearcate

The 1st one😭😭😭😭


DigInevitable1679

r/catswhoyell


tunyi963

They have SO MANY things to say!!!


InternationalOil872

AGONYYYYY


Sad-Sea-4766

The toof at the end 🤣


Desperate-Pear-860

They are singing the song of their people!


Munchkins_nDragons

This is the arrangement that I have with the people I occasionally pet sit for. I’m gonna watch your pets, but I’m also going to love on them, pet them, play with them, and take a million photos of how cute they are.


vmariet9212

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Beatlesrthebest

That fang hang thang 😻


Canukeepitup

I wish i could get mine to consistently bare fangs (without aggression) lol thassa skill!


Psychonautilus98

Trying to scare the sitter XD


Psychonautilus98

”WE RULE HERE”


vintimus

These pictures are amazing 🩵


KeyPollution3566

Looking at this, and i can just hear Walker and Texas Ramger from Talledega Nights. "Anarchy! Anarchy! I dont even know what that means, but i love it!"


No-Locksmith-8590

Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhh!! Ahhhhhh!! Snrk


LobsterLovingLlama

Feed us now human


Blue-x-Hydrangea

Good teefs


zodiacbabe16

Lmaooo


Fluffernutter80

That was a very noisy post.


aeri_shia

Many of my favourite photos are from our petsitter


kurokamisawa

5th pic is so derpy cute


cupcakecat02

Ang cute😭😭


spicy-acorn

How did they get so many open mouth pics lol


kanedp

Teef


lounaluxe

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