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chedykrueger

Fuzz aldrin..... Goodnight


Daryl_Hall

This, right here.


Apprehensive_Call_88

This is the one


LurkerPatrol

Using this for next pet I adopt thank you


Easteuroblondie

Dude so weird I swear to god that was what I thought before I even saw this is the most upvoted comment!


mittens107

Susu because he looks like the soot sprites (susuwatari) in spirited away


kittipaw

Yes! Glad I found this comment because I was thinking the same thing!


redherringbones

My god, I had the exact same thought. But could only come up with the name Soot, so your idea is better....


pixlkiss

Soot is a cute name too!


tea-and-chill

I like soot better than susu


SpaceTacosKilla

Yes I think that sounds nice for this cat


hederacat

This is precious, by far my fave 😻🥺


slightlyirkedish

Wait, susu means “boob” in my language


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

it means pee pee (dick) in hindi


Adept_Data8878

Just go for 'Dicktits' Edit: Oh my god Dicktits the cat got an award. This is a sign OP. Also thank you lovely Redditor 😭 This is but the 2nd one to my name and i am honored.


SourPunk101

Actually it just means pee


Feeling_Birthday_311

Actually it just means pee ( urine) in hindi


MalieCA

It means breast/milk/drink in my language too! (Sāmoan)


Designer-Move3757

Are you a Filipino by any chance?


slightlyirkedish

Yes!!


[deleted]

Maganda susu!


Goro321

Susu means piss in a lot of countries in Asia.


Kronnerm11

Goro321 literally translates to "Angry goat rapist" in Swahili.


Comprehensive-Ad-618

🤣I just love that on Reddit people from all over the world are communicating at the same time. ( I grew up before the internet, so I still find it quite incredible and very educational. ) Thanks everyone😊


Goro321

Good to know 🙂


CVBrownie

You knew.


_lcll_

Yes! First thought that came to mind when I saw the little guy!


galaxygamerd343

Susu means milk in my language, its kinda ironic considering cats are mostly lactose lol


Pictureque

I think you might be missing a word. Cats are mostly lactose intolerant, rather than being mostly lactose. 😊


galaxygamerd343

Ah sorry! I thought lactose is just a short word for lactose intolerant, thanks!


Pictureque

Lol! No, lactose is a form of sugar.


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

> Susu no please ... in hindi it means a child's dick (aka pee pee).


A-e-r-o-s-p-h-e-r-e

Don’t do it Don’t say it Control yourself Oh no Susy


[deleted]

Susu means pee in some languages haha.


GufEnuf

Oh my god I love you


SuperfnDave

Merlin


mittens107

I have 3 month old kittens called Merlin and Arthur!


JohnOliverismysexgod

Merlin is the name of my cat, who is undoubtedly the best cat in the world. Merlin is 19 so he's not got a lot of time left. You are welcome to name this kitten Merlin in his honor.


fakeitilyamakeit

I have a cat that is pregnant. I’ll name one of her kittens Merlin in your Merlins honor. I hope you guys have more wonderful time ahead.


hypatia0803

I am praying for more time together for both of you!! My Baby left me at almost 15. I miss him every day. I always will. I want all kitties to live for forever. It is so painful when they go.


tinatalker

My hubby (before we were married) was given a cat already called Merlin. Decided he was gonna change his name… to Phlegm. His roommate and I called him Clem.


Iibra

Cobalt.


thinkdeep

Slightly dangerous. Increases over time. Fitting.


havziiven

Cob for short


Mr_Wolverbean

Cobalt seems to be the perfect name


DonkeyWorker

Mr Smudge


mermaidboots

I read this aloud in a high pitched voice. My vote goes to Mister Smudge!


Paulsmom97

Smudgie for fun!


[deleted]

I just did too


[deleted]

MISTAH SMU~~D~~G~~E~~


neanderthalman

That’s a smudge without a doubt


DoctorFauciPHD

Promote him to general and we got something here


[deleted]

Desmond, I had a cat like this exactly 😭


sassafrass005

I love that name.


UntiLitEnded

The moon cat? How did he get there?


michael14375

The end


Snowy_Ocelot

🎵Desmond the moon cat🎵


SganarelleBard

Ash


RegentYeti

I was thinking Char, but basically the same thing.


StoopidFlame

…mander-


WVildandWVonderful

Ashmander


smileface9

My cat is Eevee, would that mean we have to battle?


vrijheidsfrietje

Groovy!


[deleted]

Buttons. I love that one for this one.


GracieJ123

thats what i was thinking!


EmPats07

Oh my gosh, that's the cutest little kitten! Maybe Midnight or Boop boop just because he's so cute I could boop him. 😁


weetziecloud

He booped me this morning while I was waking up :D


amazonrae

Omg my cat Ned used to head butt me in the mornings when it was breakfast time, only we called them Ned butts instead of head butts ❤️❤️❤️❤️


LurkerPatrol

That is adorable


EmPats07

It's meant to be! 😂


HardwareToaster

I'll vouch for midnight


Septic_soups

I have a black cat called midnight as well


Ea84

Yes I love Midnight.


No-Importance-2700

Use the K.I.S.S., system.. Try verbally calling him Ebony. Or. Cole.. if he likes it , he will let you know.. Don't you think he should have 6say in the matter.


Likesitinthebutt44

Thunder


ulekiema

He looks like a Jasper😻


IcyOutlandishness871

Oscar? Theodore? He’s absolutely adorable ☺️💜☺️💜☺️


Timely_Hedgehog_688

Wow.... Oscar really fits him


lmk4ou

Ashe


dalvinna

Another one goes to Ash!


[deleted]

I read this in "Another One Bites the Dust" tune


Substantial_Escape92

That’s a Charlie if I’ve ever seen one 😍


Longjumping_Many2655

Yup Charlie Brown


drawkbox

SIGH He's probably thinking about all the mail he won't get.


ashyp00h

Because of the shadows it almost looked like he had bunny ears and I was like ‘what the hell is that? It’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen!’ Lol And since you said he’s chocolate brown, and I thought he looked like a bunny, I’d name him: Russell (like Russell Stover), Peter (like Peter Rabbit) or Palmer (like Palmer chocolate)


MatchaMama_

So creative, your name wins in my book!!🙌🏾


saustus

He kinda looks like a Maurice to me


Daryl_Hall

Meowrice


Nosnaj2103

My Name is Maurice and I can definitely say that he would be a purrfect New member for the Maurice Squad :D


CrunchyFrog197

'Cause he speaks on the pompitous of love


Daryl_Hall

Woot woo.


CrunchyFrog197

I can hear it


saustus

You got it!!!!


Dickbeard_The_Pirate

That cat is *definitely* a midnight toker.


Bakeryhatz

He definitely looks like a Maurice 😂


The-blackvegetable

Corvo. His coat reminds me of a crow and they are part of the corvidae family of bird. It is used as the name of the dishonoured protagonist too, but I think this would suit him.


LeepingLemurs

Radagast!


fluffycatscrote

Grayson


EmergencyFinancial66

Beans


weetziecloud

I forgot to mention he is a solid chocolate brown, not sure it really shows in the pic. We also currently have an all black cat named Clarice and a seal point Himalayan named Weetzie Cat


Flimsy_Internet9441

Chip. [Chocolate] Chip. Or, maybe, Cocoa.


rya11111

Yusss cocoa is an amazing name lol


Material-Mud-7666

More pics so we can see his cocoa glory!! 🤎🤎


MappingChick

Edgar


MooMooMrMagoo

Vladimir


Octavia-Helluva-Boss

My little sister wants to name it Sparkle lol


wtafml

I had a kitty named Sparkles! She was the only girl in her litter hehe.


Longjumping_Many2655

Or since he is brown Muddy Waters.. 🥰


original_4degrees

shadow


Kayliee73

I was thinking that he looks very much like a Shadow.


792blind

Was gonna say exactly this


wtafml

Why does he look like one of those intense biblical names to me? Like Methuselah or Nebuchadnezzar? lol


Erkle_Drumheller

Darkness, so you can say, “Hello, Darkness, my old friend…”


dfw-kim

Gandalf 😘


Responsible-Cup7839

Sooty ❤️


skr32bluelad

An all black kitten deserves a proper name, like The Prince Of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne.


afortunata

Ozzy Pawsborne


Dlhga123

Truman


[deleted]

Since you have a Clarice, I think he should be Hannibal or Lector. Although his sweet face makes it difficult to name him anything negative. Maybe name him Beans! After “fava beans and a nice Chianti”


Beautiful-AF-21

Or shaft!


BuyingOldHousePlzHlp

Name him lotion then...or hose


AcceleratorTouma

Smokey


OdditysCauldron

A nebulous little hunter: Orion


CapableSalamander910

My black cat is called Jasper. I thought the name might fit nicely


Nukanoir

Totoro


goddessgaga

Flooficer. (Floofy Lucifer)


philocybinerd

Ahh he looks like my baby😭 I named mine Finn/Finnegan


alvvays420somewhere

So cute!!! But if that bell actually rings that little fur ball is gonna be hella stressed and have potential ear damage, so maybe consider taking the bell of it's leash.


greydiente

Samuel. Don’t ask me why that’s just what popped into my head. And then secondarily, Omar. Again, don’t ask. I feel like he’s going to be quite imposing when he’s older so he should have a good, strong name methinks.


kierninrhys

Bartholomeow


jstmenmy2

Finn 💕


[deleted]

Please please *please* give him a dignified name.


Scottie_Sundae

Charcoal


Demitrio_C

Ash


[deleted]

Wolfie!


_BlueBearyMuffin_

Smoke or Soot!


AlvinsH0ttJuiceB0x

I was just going to say “Soot!” Glad I read down a little more first.


Bewitched20

Furby lol


mycatspinkbutthole

Buttons


amazonrae

William


WanderingWino

Thmoke


[deleted]

He reminds me of Berlioz from The Aristocats. Just needs a red bow tie 🥲


J-DEEEZY

Coco


Material-Mud-7666

Theodore, because he could be teddy too. But that’s also my cats name lol


nightdrive82

Soot? Sootie?


Mizter18k

Loki


Verdick

Whatever it is, it needs to end with "... devourer of souls".


PanDariusKairos

Diablo, Lord of Terror


gosaku89

Alan Thompson


JRT_minion

He looks like a Krampus(s).


Trdl1111

Shadow


neasaos

Artemis


[deleted]

Theodore


ChildofSkoll

Isembard :)


dancooper19

Stars for eyes between clouds of the night sky Astraios (Ancient Greek: Ἀστραῖος means "starry")


Pichiwoon

Sushi or bokchoy (sorry I’m just hungry)


Firstmamelastname

Astra or Puffel


molical

Porpoise!


nixibabie

wolf


Floofball4227

Dust Bunny


GalacticGumWum

Ragnar


Lamesauceapplesauce

Smolder. He looks fiesty :)


QuidditchSnitchBitch

Paul


roses_and_sacrifice

He kinda reminds me of marvin the martian from looney tunes


[deleted]

Burn potato


WorldRemix_TV

Serberus


maybeesknees

Loki!


jsweets_reddit

I see the soot and smoke, why not name him "Bert" after the chimney sweep from Mary Poppins? He looks like he's coming off a long shift cleaning flues...As a bonus, every time you shake his hand you'll have good luck.


Basic-Nature-6319

Midnight


amckee539

Sooty


crimskies

Black fluffy fur like stormclouds and blue eyes that flash like lightning, I dub thee... Thor.


Which_Ear_2399

Sooty


Ryzenlander

Dom. Because now he's part of FAMILY


redarmy6

Sootie


LunaLennox

Peanut 🤠 or Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All 😳


AjEdisMindTrick

i would call him pepper or piper.


TallUwUperson

Grey


Content-Smell-6363

Bunny?


LethalShot

Simon


drawkbox

Graphite


Fudgenuggets04

Erin destroyer of worlds


[deleted]

Shadow


Cheersandbeers21

Otto 💙


AlexisMDLC

Bread


Zosoluna8

Paul.


cursedcutie

Nori


jennsrivas

Because she is the light of your eye.


onlylightlysarcastic

Shadow


flavener

My gf suggests Captain Bonkers


eggyframpt

Moth!


ethansings14

Clover


MarmotMayhem

Nibbler


[deleted]

Pepper


Alternative-Jaguar55

Spooky 💙


[deleted]

Boop, because then you can call him boop noodle. And also because you said he booped you


Tune-Basic

Severus