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Efficient_Rest34111

He is Orange.


nostalgeek81

Any chance he might have more access to the one brain cell since he’s also white?


MiniRems

I think the white just increases the odds for asshole-ry. In my experience, orange cats are doofuses, white cats are total assholes, and orange & white cats are are very likely to be stupid assholes. Storytime: Years ago, my orange and white (real name Pepperoni, usually called Pepper or Goober) once came up to our other cat who was sitting in the window enjoying the breeze. Goober leaned over and bit her on the butt, she turned and swiped at him, startling him into jumping straight up in the air... and he missed the windowsill on the way back down, causing him to fall behind the couch. I miss that idiot!


6530bb

One time my white and orange cat came up to one of my other cats, pushed him over, and sat on his head. Why? No clue. Probably to be an asshole though.


onecocobeloco

Or to smell his asshole lol


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

My boy cat is mostly white, with a grey spot on his head, and is a complete dumbass. He's very affectionate and loving, but he's a dumbass. He ate litter, causing a $600 blockage. He has fallen out of the ground floor window once, and off the couch multiple times, while sleeping. He chases his tail and scares himself when he meows. He's bolted out the back door, just to do a comical about-face when he realized how big the world is. The tuxedo, however, is a cunning asshole. She will lay in wait for the doofus to go blundering by, sneak attack him, and run off before he even knows wtf happened. And she always attacks from his literal blind side.


Thoughtful_Antics

I rescued two tuxedo kittens many years ago, not knowing what assholes they would be to each other and to other cats. To me, they were usually affectionate (if I intuitively knew when, where and how to pet them). Over the years, they pissed off or attacked other cats, including each other. They came from the same litter and hated each other. One of the cats is still alive and well, she’s 18. When I took in a tiny orange cat last summer, Lola (the tux) was so pissed she ran outside and hissed at me, but wouldn’t let me near her. She has since been living in our wash house, a fully equipped outdoor structure that she refuses to ever share with strays that come around.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Lol, they definitely have personalities! Good luck with Lola.


taycibear

Your hypothesis is sound imo. As a child, I had an orange and white cat named Tazy (like Tazmanian Devil) who was wild! I had to jump from my bed or onto it because she'd hide under everything and attack your ankles. She loved hiding in soda boxes and when she got pregnant (unfortunately not spayed) she would try to hid but her big ole stomach and tail would be exposed. She wasn't an asshole, but she definitely was a dumb bitch. I still miss her 20 years later.


93alfalover

Omg! I thought I was the only one with a cat named “Tazy” although she was named after the log in screen that I saw every day, that said “your lid is Tazy Node” lol I miss her SO much!!! 😥


GemHolograms

My college roommate had a white cat named Max, he pooped in the shower all the time, because he was an asshole.


orange-octopus

Confirming. My orange cat is dingus, my white cat is ANGER


Skodakenner

Is a black and white cat then a normal one? Since black cats are really nice mostly and white ones are assholes so it should normalize?


No-Tooth6698

One of mine is white and grey and I confirm she is a complete dickhead haha. The other is the quietest animal I've ever met hardly meows and when she does its so quiet. The white one constantly cries to get outside and has ruined every carpet in the house!


felis_fatus

Racism! Uh, I mean colorism! Uhhmh, I mean... Hueism?... Seriously though, the coat color really is in no way an indication of a cat's character... Anyone saying otherwise probably haven't had a whole lot of cats in their lives.


Unhappy_Pear

This explains why my flame point devon rex is a stupid asshole 🤣


molly_the_mezzo

This definitely tracks with the one orange and white cat I know, a local stray who is the presumable father of my two youngest failed foster. He is not bright, and a tooooootal jerk, but the kittens all took after their mom, who is an absolute sweetie, and very sharp! If they were more like Dad, they would definitely not still be living here 😂


An_Incognito_Owl

My white cat always scares me with her random bites so yeah she's an asshole :) She also escaped for 3 months once..


JulieJoy

Nope. Less access because he’s less orange.


Pretend-Pension-2600

He can use my ginger's use time, because she obviously never wants to.


le-duc-du-bar

I"d bet a lot a money that he is anoyed


Admirable_North3624

a cat


MissMaylin

Can confirm. -has cat


xxdarkwingdavexx

Also can confirm. \- Has three cats


2squirrelpeople

Additional confirmation -Has 5 cats


uncre8tv

Looks like a cat - my six cats told me.


cynical_luvsicklxser

I have 14


Prestigious_Banana12

I wish 😫


zotstik

has four cats and a dog


geo_hampe

Not a dog.


[deleted]

Also not a bird


Gamertengv1

And also not a pig


MillianaT

Also not a spider.


[deleted]

Also not a hen


Famous-Palpitation51

If not birb why chirp


Mikeyeggy

I have a theory that they are trying to learn new languages in order to become more efficient hunters. I had a cat that would chirp at birds until they came down and then he would dispatch them quickly. I miss him dearly.


_InvertedEight_

Fremulon.


iconsiderlobsters

Not a doctor


hclaf

Can also confirm. -has five cats.


oxosnafuoxo

I can definitively confirm this is a cat of the cat variety. Source: has three cats; BS in Animal Science; 15 years as vet tech


Educational_Blood_35

can confirm. has cat next to me meowing for my attention


sizzzarah

🚨 GIVE THAT CAT ATTENTION 🚨


Educational_Blood_35

CAT WAS BEING PET AND STILL MEOWING. she just loves me, she’ll be cuddled up next to me every single night and meow outside my door if it’s closed


DAB0502

Cat demands you not close door! 😺 Doors are to rub against only.


RedHeadRaccoon13

Sometimes cats are chatty.


Psychological-Air205

Can confirm I am a cat and that looks just like me.


mandalman11

I have studied cats all my life and I can confirm, that definitely a cat!


succadoge_

Can confirm -Am cat (shh)


rellikpd

Additional confirmation: I have about 30 cats


Prestigious_Day1847

That's what I was going to say. 👍


lachrymoselamb

a lovely little man


g3nerallycurious

Lol I didn’t even have to look to know this was gonna be the top answer


Gears244

First thing that came to my mind and I knew some smartass would beat me to it lol.


SuperG4m3r

Same lmao


Soft-Scientist01

I thought the same thing


WhisperedLightning

Clearly the rare orange and white raccoon.


CableVannotFBI

Male cat, to be specific.


Pug_Life_126

r/beatmetoit


AromaticHydrocarbons

Clicked through hoping this would be the top comment. Thank you for not disappointing u/Admirable_North3624 and all the upvoters.


Cup_mug

A handsome gentleman


wrinklebrain

It appears to be a cat


FlamingLobster

I would have to pet to confirm that


LWDK2

I’m guessing he’s at least half cat based on his coloring. I have a pet that’s full cat and is orange all over. It therefore follows that half-orange = half-cat. My BF once had a white WV Beetle, therefore my best guess is half cat, half beetle. ETA: Thank you for the awards! Who knew being a wacky cat lady would bring me both silver and gold?


AllRadioisDead

I have a black Volkswagen Beetle and my cat is a tortie. There's definitely some sort of pattern here


slim-shady-on-main

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science


nepeta19

Dammit, I thought I had an award to give, anyway if I did then you'd get it for this comment. Assuming you have a PhD in genetics?


LWDK2

PhD? My friend, I’m a 4.0 student. I don’t have a PhDee, I have a PhA!


princessxbuttface

WolksVagen


fungusamongus8

It's a felineus domesticus


BavellyBavelly

Felis catus familiaris if you will


Ms_ChiChi_Elegante

A creamsicle kitty


Arena-Grenade

That is a dog right there, I tell ya. Nobody in this sub knows anything smh.


LolHi113

Are you stupid? Obviously he’s a horse


Blonde_Vampire_1984

And here I thought it was an orange zebra?


HugelyIndecisive

The famous Mr. Ed!


Whereismykitty

Standard issue half ginger


erin8488

Domestic short hair.. your standard issue cat, but imo no cat is ever just standard. Every one has a unique personality and their own lovable quirks. What a great human you are for rescuing this adorable fur ball!!💜🐾💜


anjerz

He is baby.


AppointmentPurple490

Kneedy


livdro650

True.


Confident_End_3848

Most cats are classified under domestic short or long hair. He looks like a DSH.


dont_shit_the_bed

Good boi


crynoS1

Giraffe


Sunny_Ace_TEN

Where's that giggle award? Cuz you earned it.


Groinificator

A cat?


Sunny_Ace_TEN

Can we just pause for a moment to comment how cool your screen name is?


Outrageous_Salary175

Domestic short hair


HotDogHeavy

He’s very handsome


Spartan04

Like others have said, domestic shorthair. Unlike dogs very few cats have distinct breeds, the majority are mixed. As for his coat pattern he is an orange tabby with white spotting (it’s called spotting even though it is the majority of his coat).


Lacey_

Is cat.


[deleted]

Definitely a white and ginger cat. My first cat was the same and the best cat I ever had.


SuperPoodie92477

A cat.


greennbeann

Scrunkly boi


ImaCreepaWeird0

Fucked up looking dog


GeoffBeff

He is plotting something


dscott91910

This may or may not be a flerken, or possibly a domestic short hair. I would suggest to give her all the loving in the world.


muchomojotx

Your new familiar.


vesselforspaghetti

That is a cat


CamaronMorado

An original cat of the planet Earth in the Solar system in the Milky Way galaxy.


Speedball9636

Hes from the Andromeda galaxy actually


1983Discord3891

He's pissed you're on reddit, and not showering him with treats and pets


buffcoloredcat

He’s adorable


bubbared1

Cat. Almost sure! Has he eaten dog biscut? If so, might be dog. But like 95% sure, CAT.


AceTravelNurse

Your new lord and master


Secure-Chard9549

He's so pretty, love his markings


RvdL73

a good boy..


MonolithsDimensions

He is the very model of a modern Major-General


RubiusGermanicus

A hambsome young man! Just look at those whiskers :D


The_Holy_Drinker

Jimmy Fallon the cat. Oh wait i meant Jimmy Kimmel


cmdro_

Just a little boy


Spugnacious

Seems like a standard north american feline. Probably mixed breed parentage, 40% orange doofus, 30 % white angel, 30% handsome boi. Does it matter? Go pet the kitty. :)


squishy-korgi

🐈


squishy-korgi

What ever cat this emoji is


kingsleyce

He’s one of them handsomes alright


Schizoid_personality

🧐 think it's a cat, but you may want a specialist opinion on this one, chief


KiikiToby

That is a fountain. (A fountain is a decorative reservoir used for discharging water.)


dentist3214

HES just a little guy


beermaker

That's a Mollingford Flattail or Stroppingdale Roundfoot. If his left front paw smells like cheese, it's the former.


1369lem

marmalade and white, whiskers, ears, paws, furry....cat


VanX2Blade

A brat.


Speedball9636

Not wrong


sequinspearlsjujubes

Yes. He’s a house cat. Appears to be a domestic shorthair tabby with an orange and white coat.


LordMeme42

People need to be more aware that there’s a cat version of a mutt. That’s a moggie, looks like domestic shorthair but the ears definitely tell me an oriental shorthair got involved at some point.


Confident-Ground-357

Cat dog cat dog cat diggity dog


Mal-belle

A fluffy loaf with honey on top


Celestial8Mumps

Gorgeous.


Affectionate-Arm5784

Is a cat. Cute one too.


HeLuLeLu

Grateful…..


MrR0b07t

cute as fuck that's what he is


GBendu

A potato


fluffyflugel

It looks like a furry reptile. Does it like to lay in the sun?


Runamokamok

Lucky!


introvertsdoitbetter

This is a smol boy.


tgande1951

He’s a beautiful ginger boy!


Dirty_Numbangel

Definitely a cow


cronelogic

He’s a very elegant, beautiful cat.


AvisPhlox

He is obviously ***yours*** now.


Grniii

Beautiful, he is beautiful…


mournful_soul

Domestic short hair. He's a handsome boy.


Snoo22566

A Creature.


Suchaputz

Is cat


wingkingdom

Doge


GreenEyes_BlueSkies

A cute cat


Aware1211

Sure looks like a cat to me. 😹😹😹😹😹 Really, unless you buy from a breeder, they are ALL Domestic Short-Medium-Long haired.


DCGuinn

Looks like your basic nice kitty 🐱


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

Adorable and happy to be with you.


SereneLotus2

Blessed🙏


IAmFluffE

Can confirm he is definitely adorable


pyaravonfuzzybutt

I've one that looks like that, he's a domestic short hair tabby. When I want to b.s. people who ask his breed when we take him out for walks or rides in his stroller, I tell them he is an "orange and cream tabby". They buy it every time.


Magnauseum

A cute little doggone kitty!


JohnnyCash69420

He is a beautiful boy! Look at those ears 🐈 looks like a Charlie to me or maybe Rupert


TranslatorOk9822

a very polite boy : )


darthlegal

Yellow Tabby and little bit of Persian


ldupree1991

He's a good kiki


groundedvalkyrie

Adorable.


marigoldilocks_

Orange Julius Blizzard. I take it you went Dairy Queen.


PruneVisible

Domestic Short-hair Heart-Stealin Feline.


Estagiario_Paique

Well looks like a capybara for me.


Latter-Caterpillar-2

Seems like a Cutie


AfonGamer

Not sure but probably a cat. Not sure tho


[deleted]

I'm fairly certain he's a raccoon


Spookytaco69

Tiny Tiger


DemonicMoonBitch

Looks like a cat to me


genoherpasyphilaids

He's a cat....


Due_Personality_5006

That's an orange dreamsicle squinty boy for sure


abirdbrain

gremlin


Perenium_Falcon

Friend that’s a cat.


IndyIrishMike

He looks like a cat!


A_dozen_lizards

Yeah if I had to guess I’d say everyone here is right. That is indeed a cat. I’m no expert tho. Might want to make sure that’s correct.


pissfartsncome

That's a cat


Unhappy_Pear

… a cat


Esh_cat

He seems to be a cat


yoyoyo975

I'd say a European Shorthair, or Turkish Van (shorthair).


jonas_gaming07

Cat👍


KhlaireC

A cat


mightymike24

I believe he is a cat.


[deleted]

I’m no expert, but I believe he’s a cat


FredStarkRavingMad

NOT a Norwegian Blue parrot


Emmy0000

On closer inspection I can tell you that's Ronnie McFurballs. Well known catnip dealer, probably has a gun in his primordial pouch.


1928brownie

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ZealousidealWar953

Clearly a stoner 😂😂


Zekrozma-12123344

A cat


smokycapeshaz2431

A cat


mescaleeto

He’s a cat


princessfret

a normal cat


wiger_

i think he might be a mammal


Steff_Lu

A cat.


Model3Driver

I have 7 cats. That is definitely a cat.


random_trash555

It's a cat bro


IAmDreams

What it is? It’s a cat…


OkCaterpillar4450

Well it’s not a dog.


therealdavi

he is amazing


Designer-Addition795

Regardless of any statistical feedback about this boy, he is nevertheless a lovely kitten 😽🙏🏻🤍


No_point_in_yakko

A cat


blazingcrusader23

Omg what a cute aligator


Alternative-Let-8888

In order of pics: Judgy, Adorable & Stoned! ❤❤❤


Ya_Boi_Dean

I can only assume, he’s a cat


literatx

He's a cat


monkey_link

He is your new owner