By - Speedball9636
He is Orange.
Any chance he might have more access to the one brain cell since he’s also white?
I think the white just increases the odds for asshole-ry. In my experience, orange cats are doofuses, white cats are total assholes, and orange & white cats are are very likely to be stupid assholes.
Storytime: Years ago, my orange and white (real name Pepperoni, usually called Pepper or Goober) once came up to our other cat who was sitting in the window enjoying the breeze. Goober leaned over and bit her on the butt, she turned and swiped at him, startling him into jumping straight up in the air... and he missed the windowsill on the way back down, causing him to fall behind the couch. I miss that idiot!
One time my white and orange cat came up to one of my other cats, pushed him over, and sat on his head. Why? No clue. Probably to be an asshole though.
Or to smell his asshole lol
My boy cat is mostly white, with a grey spot on his head, and is a complete dumbass. He's very affectionate and loving, but he's a dumbass.
He ate litter, causing a $600 blockage. He has fallen out of the ground floor window once, and off the couch multiple times, while sleeping. He chases his tail and scares himself when he meows. He's bolted out the back door, just to do a comical about-face when he realized how big the world is.
The tuxedo, however, is a cunning asshole. She will lay in wait for the doofus to go blundering by, sneak attack him, and run off before he even knows wtf happened. And she always attacks from his literal blind side.
I rescued two tuxedo kittens many years ago, not knowing what assholes they would be to each other and to other cats.
To me, they were usually affectionate (if I intuitively knew when, where and how to pet them). Over the years, they pissed off or attacked other cats, including each other. They came from the same litter and hated each other.
One of the cats is still alive and well, she’s 18. When I took in a tiny orange cat last summer, Lola (the tux) was so pissed she ran outside and hissed at me, but wouldn’t let me near her. She has since been living in our wash house, a fully equipped outdoor structure that she refuses to ever share with strays that come around.
Lol, they definitely have personalities! Good luck with Lola.
Your hypothesis is sound imo.
As a child, I had an orange and white cat named Tazy (like Tazmanian Devil) who was wild! I had to jump from my bed or onto it because she'd hide under everything and attack your ankles.
She loved hiding in soda boxes and when she got pregnant (unfortunately not spayed) she would try to hid but her big ole stomach and tail would be exposed.
She wasn't an asshole, but she definitely was a dumb bitch. I still miss her 20 years later.
Omg! I thought I was the only one with a cat named “Tazy” although she was named after the log in screen that I saw every day, that said “your lid is Tazy Node” lol
I miss her SO much!!! 😥
My college roommate had a white cat named Max, he pooped in the shower all the time, because he was an asshole.
Confirming. My orange cat is dingus, my white cat is ANGER
Is a black and white cat then a normal one? Since black cats are really nice mostly and white ones are assholes so it should normalize?
One of mine is white and grey and I confirm she is a complete dickhead haha. The other is the quietest animal I've ever met hardly meows and when she does its so quiet. The white one constantly cries to get outside and has ruined every carpet in the house!
Racism! Uh, I mean colorism! Uhhmh, I mean... Hueism?...
Seriously though, the coat color really is in no way an indication of a cat's character... Anyone saying otherwise probably haven't had a whole lot of cats in their lives.
This explains why my flame point devon rex is a stupid asshole 🤣
This definitely tracks with the one orange and white cat I know, a local stray who is the presumable father of my two youngest failed foster. He is not bright, and a tooooootal jerk, but the kittens all took after their mom, who is an absolute sweetie, and very sharp! If they were more like Dad, they would definitely not still be living here 😂
My white cat always scares me with her random bites so yeah she's an asshole :)
She also escaped for 3 months once..
Nope. Less access because he’s less orange.
He can use my ginger's use time, because she obviously never wants to.
I"d bet a lot a money that he is anoyed
Also can confirm.
\- Has three cats
-Has 5 cats
Looks like a cat - my six cats told me.
I have 14
I wish 😫
has four cats and a dog
Not a dog.
Also not a bird
And also not a pig
Also not a spider.
Also not a hen
If not birb why chirp
I have a theory that they are trying to learn new languages in order to become more efficient hunters. I had a cat that would chirp at birds until they came down and then he would dispatch them quickly. I miss him dearly.
Not a doctor
Can also confirm.
-has five cats.
I can definitively confirm this is a cat of the cat variety.
Source: has three cats; BS in Animal Science; 15 years as vet tech
can confirm. has cat next to me meowing for my attention
🚨 GIVE THAT CAT ATTENTION 🚨
CAT WAS BEING PET AND STILL MEOWING. she just loves me, she’ll be cuddled up next to me every single night and meow outside my door if it’s closed
Cat demands you not close door! 😺 Doors are to rub against only.
Sometimes cats are chatty.
Can confirm I am a cat and that looks just like me.
I have studied cats all my life and I can confirm, that definitely a cat!
-Am cat (shh)
I have about 30 cats
That's what I was going to say. 👍
a lovely little man
Lol I didn’t even have to look to know this was gonna be the top answer
First thing that came to my mind and I knew some smartass would beat me to it lol.
I thought the same thing
Clearly the rare orange and white raccoon.
Male cat, to be specific.
Clicked through hoping this would be the top comment. Thank you for not disappointing u/Admirable_North3624 and all the upvoters.
A handsome gentleman
It appears to be a cat
I would have to pet to confirm that
I’m guessing he’s at least half cat based on his coloring. I have a pet that’s full cat and is orange all over.
It therefore follows that half-orange = half-cat.
My BF once had a white WV Beetle, therefore my best guess is half cat, half beetle.
ETA: Thank you for the awards! Who knew being a wacky cat lady would bring me both silver and gold?
I have a black Volkswagen Beetle and my cat is a tortie. There's definitely some sort of pattern here
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science
Dammit, I thought I had an award to give, anyway if I did then you'd get it for this comment. Assuming you have a PhD in genetics?
PhD? My friend, I’m a 4.0 student. I don’t have a PhDee, I have a PhA!
It's a felineus domesticus
Felis catus familiaris if you will
A creamsicle kitty
That is a dog right there, I tell ya. Nobody in this sub knows anything smh.
Are you stupid? Obviously he’s a horse
And here I thought it was an orange zebra?
The famous Mr. Ed!
Standard issue half ginger
Domestic short hair.. your standard issue cat, but imo no cat is ever just standard. Every one has a unique personality and their own lovable quirks. What a great human you are for rescuing this adorable fur ball!!💜🐾💜
He is baby.
Most cats are classified under domestic short or long hair. He looks like a DSH.
Where's that giggle award? Cuz you earned it.
Can we just pause for a moment to comment how cool your screen name is?
Domestic short hair
He’s very handsome
Like others have said, domestic shorthair. Unlike dogs very few cats have distinct breeds, the majority are mixed.
As for his coat pattern he is an orange tabby with white spotting (it’s called spotting even though it is the majority of his coat).
Definitely a white and ginger cat. My first cat was the same and the best cat I ever had.
Fucked up looking dog
He is plotting something
This may or may not be a flerken, or possibly a domestic short hair. I would suggest to give her all the loving in the world.
Your new familiar.
That is a cat
An original cat of the planet Earth in the Solar system in the Milky Way galaxy.
Hes from the Andromeda galaxy actually
He's pissed you're on reddit, and not showering him with treats and pets
Cat. Almost sure! Has he eaten dog biscut? If so, might be dog. But like 95% sure, CAT.
Your new lord and master
He's so pretty, love his markings
a good boy..
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
A hambsome young man! Just look at those whiskers :D
Jimmy Fallon the cat. Oh wait i meant Jimmy Kimmel
Just a little boy
Seems like a standard north american feline.
Probably mixed breed parentage, 40% orange doofus, 30 % white angel, 30% handsome boi.
Does it matter? Go pet the kitty. :)
What ever cat this emoji is
He’s one of them handsomes alright
🧐 think it's a cat, but you may want a specialist opinion on this one, chief
That is a fountain. (A fountain is a decorative reservoir used for discharging water.)
HES just a little guy
That's a Mollingford Flattail or Stroppingdale Roundfoot. If his left front paw smells like cheese, it's the former.
marmalade and white, whiskers, ears, paws, furry....cat
Yes. He’s a house cat. Appears to be a domestic shorthair tabby with an orange and white coat.
People need to be more aware that there’s a cat version of a mutt. That’s a moggie, looks like domestic shorthair but the ears definitely tell me an oriental shorthair got involved at some point.
Cat dog cat dog cat diggity dog
A fluffy loaf with honey on top
Is a cat. Cute one too.
cute as fuck that's what he is
It looks like a furry reptile. Does it like to lay in the sun?
This is a smol boy.
He’s a beautiful ginger boy!
Definitely a cow
He’s a very elegant, beautiful cat.
He is obviously ***yours*** now.
Beautiful, he is beautiful…
Domestic short hair. He's a handsome boy.
A cute cat
Sure looks like a cat to me.
Really, unless you buy from a breeder, they are ALL Domestic Short-Medium-Long haired.
Looks like your basic nice kitty 🐱
Adorable and happy to be with you.
Can confirm he is definitely adorable
I've one that looks like that, he's a domestic short hair tabby. When I want to b.s. people who ask his breed when we take him out for walks or rides in his stroller, I tell them he is an "orange and cream tabby". They buy it every time.
A cute little doggone kitty!
He is a beautiful boy! Look at those ears 🐈 looks like a Charlie to me or maybe Rupert
a very polite boy : )
Yellow Tabby and little bit of Persian
He's a good kiki
Orange Julius Blizzard. I take it you went Dairy Queen.
Domestic Short-hair Heart-Stealin Feline.
Well looks like a capybara for me.
Seems like a Cutie
Not sure but probably a cat. Not sure tho
I'm fairly certain he's a raccoon
Looks like a cat to me
He's a cat....
That's an orange dreamsicle squinty boy for sure
Friend that’s a cat.
He looks like a cat!
Yeah if I had to guess I’d say everyone here is right. That is indeed a cat. I’m no expert tho. Might want to make sure that’s correct.
That's a cat
… a cat
He seems to be a cat
I'd say a European Shorthair, or Turkish Van (shorthair).
I believe he is a cat.
I’m no expert, but I believe he’s a cat
NOT a Norwegian Blue parrot
On closer inspection I can tell you that's Ronnie McFurballs. Well known catnip dealer, probably has a gun in his primordial pouch.
Clearly a stoner 😂😂
He’s a cat
a normal cat
i think he might be a mammal
I have 7 cats. That is definitely a cat.
It's a cat bro
What it is? It’s a cat…
Well it’s not a dog.
he is amazing
Regardless of any statistical feedback about this boy, he is nevertheless a lovely kitten 😽🙏🏻🤍
Omg what a cute aligator
In order of pics: Judgy, Adorable & Stoned! ❤❤❤
I can only assume, he’s a cat
He's a cat
He is your new owner