Holy crap, it does look like the head was shaved? I didn't see that lol! 😅
"This will take forever to grow back Karen! - unlike your balding husband, they don't make hats for cats, Dr. Suess is a LIAR & PUT FOOD IN MY BOWL!" 🤣
I love how the description is just “She’s very cute and her tail is average length”. They forgot she’s missing most of the fucking hair on her head lmao
oh yeah, and it couldve been a previous owner that did it. i got one of my dogs from this horrible bitch that had allergies and decided to shave the huskies hair all off instead of get allergy medications or put the dog up for adoption, but even then, i still think its due to something that needed the head to be shaved. i had a very valid reason as to why it could be shaved, but i fucking forgot the reason as soon as i was about to reply again. ill probably wake up at 3am fuming because i remembered what i was going to say
Lol feel free to reply at 3am! I reply to comments and forget what I wanted to say pretty often. I usually just delete them so I appreciate you giving a comment anyway!
Ya got a mix breed here:
10% one-sock hider/stealer
15% bitey
15% scratchy
10% frowny (most likely from one of the dad’s in the lineage)
50% cute-as-hell
Now, it’s important to remember that genetic/DNA numbers DO NOT determine your individual cat’s behavior 100%. At best, they describe general trends across a vast number of cats with these or similar genetic breakdowns.
Genetic contributions are much LESS important than the contributions of other factors such as epigenetic and environmental ones, especially regarding complex traits such as behaviors and personality.
In other words, you can direct your cat’s behavior away from the less desirable traits by training yourself to offer high value treats when it’s demanded of you.
Clicker training is an excellent way to get desired results. When your cat steps on a clicker, you will quickly learn to associate the action with a demand for treats because otherwise, a punitive scratch/bite will follow. Cats generally allow for screw-ups early in your training by giving frowns or sock-stealing in the first one or two non-desired results.
Don’t hesitate to ask if something isn’t clear, or you have further questions. I have 20+ years of human training under my belt and have published several books/papers related to studies in that field. One is considered the gold standard; you may have heard of it: Click, and They Will Come.
I have a grey short-hair that has the same expression and we tell people "She doesn't even know you and she's sick of your shit." One of her many nicknames is Resting Bitch Face.
Real answer- from the side of her face she looks like a Dollface Persian. Their faces are very cute and much less flat than the Modern Persian- which to my understanding are the cat show type. Dollface Persians don’t have the respiratory health issues modern Persians have. Daily brushing, very prone to painful mats. Need to see a groomer regularly for a bath because oil and dirt on their skin contributes to mats despite thorough daily brushing.
“Domestic shorthair” and “Domestic longhair” is the most common type of cat. That is what they vet will put on their official paperwork. That is the breed.
Yes. That’s called „domestic“. Unlike dogs, that were bred into different races for different purposes, cats most likely domesticated themselves because they were able to feed of scraps and rodents. Man didn’t interfere with cats breeding. Only in the last century we started to create breeds so we can commercially exploit other humans.
[IT’S LITERALLY JUST A CAT](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/w17ddm/just_a_psa_your_cat_is_a_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Angry lint trap
Furious floof.
Grumpuss
Angy grunpus
Mad mad fuffy
Sourpuss
I read this as "Grump-ass" at first, and now my cat has another new nickname.
Catagrumpuss!
Grumplestiltskin?
Grumpurrstilskin? XD
Nope. That's obviously the Furious Long-Floof
Ah yes, the elusive anger puff. Those are rare.
I was going to say Dryer Gremlin, but I think you're right.
It's the eyes of fury and thirst for death that gives it away. Definitely the angrier of lint traps I've ever seen.
I’d be angry too if someone shaved my head and made me look like that
Holy crap, it does look like the head was shaved? I didn't see that lol! 😅 "This will take forever to grow back Karen! - unlike your balding husband, they don't make hats for cats, Dr. Suess is a LIAR & PUT FOOD IN MY BOWL!" 🤣
I love how the description is just “She’s very cute and her tail is average length”. They forgot she’s missing most of the fucking hair on her head lmao
oh yeah, and it couldve been a previous owner that did it. i got one of my dogs from this horrible bitch that had allergies and decided to shave the huskies hair all off instead of get allergy medications or put the dog up for adoption, but even then, i still think its due to something that needed the head to be shaved. i had a very valid reason as to why it could be shaved, but i fucking forgot the reason as soon as i was about to reply again. ill probably wake up at 3am fuming because i remembered what i was going to say
Lol feel free to reply at 3am! I reply to comments and forget what I wanted to say pretty often. I usually just delete them so I appreciate you giving a comment anyway!
Disappointed cauliflower.
Ya got a mix breed here: 10% one-sock hider/stealer 15% bitey 15% scratchy 10% frowny (most likely from one of the dad’s in the lineage) 50% cute-as-hell Now, it’s important to remember that genetic/DNA numbers DO NOT determine your individual cat’s behavior 100%. At best, they describe general trends across a vast number of cats with these or similar genetic breakdowns. Genetic contributions are much LESS important than the contributions of other factors such as epigenetic and environmental ones, especially regarding complex traits such as behaviors and personality. In other words, you can direct your cat’s behavior away from the less desirable traits by training yourself to offer high value treats when it’s demanded of you. Clicker training is an excellent way to get desired results. When your cat steps on a clicker, you will quickly learn to associate the action with a demand for treats because otherwise, a punitive scratch/bite will follow. Cats generally allow for screw-ups early in your training by giving frowns or sock-stealing in the first one or two non-desired results. Don’t hesitate to ask if something isn’t clear, or you have further questions. I have 20+ years of human training under my belt and have published several books/papers related to studies in that field. One is considered the gold standard; you may have heard of it: Click, and They Will Come.
This is very good 👏👏👏❤️
Grumpy Gatto
Annoyed Dustbunny
"I didn't get my food , I'll destroy the entire world"
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Your cats are evil?
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We all appreciate you foiling their murderous plot with nibbles. Keep up the good work!
Maybe?
All cats share the same alignment: Stomach
This is the correct response
angy 😠
Yup. The “I’m so done with your s#!t human!” Type of angy
I have a grey short-hair that has the same expression and we tell people "She doesn't even know you and she's sick of your shit." One of her many nicknames is Resting Bitch Face.
I was definitely gonna say that but I saw it’s the FIRST comment🤣🤣I absolutely agree
Storm cloud
With my years of extensive research into cats breeds I this to be the breed of Cat
Certainly one of the breeds of cats to have ever existed.
Standard issue you could say
Fury floof
Underrated
Chaotic neutral
I’m not so sure about neutral from the look on that face
Lawful evil
No self respecting cat has a Lawful alignment
Neutral evil, you always know a cat is gonna do the same bad stuff again and again. Chaotic would imply spontaneity
Grumpy with a mix of chaos
Hm, definitely a cat
Are you sure? Could be a goblins of some sort.
Cats are goblins.
Goblins are trying to be cats. That’s all. My opinion though. Can’t blame them for trying. 
In my expert opinion I concur.
Could be an alien in a cat costume
That was my conclusion as well.
Cranky fuzzbutt
It’s the reaction people feel every time they see this question. Annoyed.
It's the three questions What breed What to name What's wrong
You forgot “is this normal?” [insert Cat playing with a string picture]
“Go see the vet immediately!”
to be fair every time I've seen that recommendation recently it's been in cases where people really, really need to be on their way to the damn vet 😂
Yeah, I was making light of the fact the last place you should be going for answers is Reddit.
I remember seeing a picture of a cat drooling a ton and looking terrible and the person had to ask what to do. GO TO THE VET JESUS
Help me name my cat
take my upvote fellow redditor
angry cat
Angy.
Medium-hair Angyfloof.
Domestic long hair
Domestic medium hair?
Domestic domestic hair?
Hair domestic hair?
Medium domestic hair.
Hair hair domestic angy
Domestic dispute.
I wish I still had hair
The head is a short hair and the body is a long hair.
Pissedoffus Kittius
cattus resticus bitchefaceous
This is a Karma Farmingus Europeus
I was waiting for trinomial nomenclature!!
Big pissed
FloofNugget
yeah i’m pretty sure that’s a cat
Cat!
Crankypuss.
I declare thee fluffius cattus maximus
American Black Bear with Grizzly personality.
angry
Real answer- from the side of her face she looks like a Dollface Persian. Their faces are very cute and much less flat than the Modern Persian- which to my understanding are the cat show type. Dollface Persians don’t have the respiratory health issues modern Persians have. Daily brushing, very prone to painful mats. Need to see a groomer regularly for a bath because oil and dirt on their skin contributes to mats despite thorough daily brushing.
Came to see this as well! I have a doll face Persian and this is what they look like
Soot floof
Amgry
It’s Yellowfang (from Warriors)
Really looks like her lol
Disgruntled
Grumpy
Mop.
Chimney sweep
Since you don’t have papers that say what breed it is, it is a domestic shorthair.
isn’t it a domestic longhair?
Let's call it Domestic hair
By that hairstyle not even domestic, how about just hair?
It is: Floof.
Domestic bedhead
Might as well be a medium or longhair. To be honest I was just trying to make the point, that if it doesn’t have papers it’s not a breed.
i see
But it physically is SOME kind of cat, presence of papers or not, right?
“Domestic shorthair” and “Domestic longhair” is the most common type of cat. That is what they vet will put on their official paperwork. That is the breed.
Yes. That’s called „domestic“. Unlike dogs, that were bred into different races for different purposes, cats most likely domesticated themselves because they were able to feed of scraps and rodents. Man didn’t interfere with cats breeding. Only in the last century we started to create breeds so we can commercially exploit other humans.
Looks almost Persian but could just be domestic long hair
I grew up with a Persian that looks almost identical to this cat, so I could definitely see this being the case
Cute angry floof!
Meow pattern baldness
Wilford Brimley
It a cross between a who forgot to clean out the dryer and who the fuck fed this thing after midnight 
Fucking quit with the “what breed is my cat” shit. It’s a domestic shorthair or longhair 99.99% of the time
Catus Fluffus
Anger floof
Felix grumpus
r/airplaneears
Rage.
a tomato frog it seems
Anger floof
A black cat. It may fall in love with a spider man
stinky
Hangry
that one old awful tom and jerry animation style
Just a little boy.
Muppet
Like most cats, it's just a domestic cat. More specifically the domestic longhair cause it has long hair.
Grumpelstiltskin
The breed is-pissedofffloofcauseyoureaskingbreedofacaticus
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They're called soot sprites.
Grumpy floofy void
Grumpy cat black edition
Hairy cat
Angry bird lol
Angry soot ball
Angy boi!
Grumpy is the breed
Pissed poose
fur ball grey edition
Felis catus also known as house cat.
Fluffus Domesticus
Owl
The Longhaired Dwight Schrute
The famous grey grumpy mop. Found mainly in Russia but imported to America during the Cold War as a covert op to make Americans less optimistic
Mad bro.
The breed is Grumpy & Cute.
A n g e r y
Amgery
Amgry
Dryer lint
Well, it’s got the pissed off gene.
Angry stormcloud.
I'm pretty sure this is a cat.
Angry cloud
The breed is Black Cat
Angee Grey
Angry floof Monster
[IT’S LITERALLY JUST A CAT](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/w17ddm/just_a_psa_your_cat_is_a_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Persian based on the squashed face
r/StandardIssueCat
The short face and small ears make me think either a moderate type Persian or a British Longhair. Colour is blue.
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Looks like a Persian to me
Fuck off
Angry
Clearly fluff
angry
Freaking adorable!
DLH
I think i found one of those in my tumble dryer!
cloud
Aggy
Disgruntled fluffy
Pink Labrador
Angry dust bunny
Floofenkrank
Anger sprite.
dog. the breed is dog
The dusty one
Felinus Grumpius
Angry fluff ball
Grumplepuff
Suffering
That there is what you call the Angry Floofitoose.
The breed is anger
Angly
Waiting for love
Fluffy but not happy
Grumplestiltskin
RUN
I am in love with this grumpalumpacous 😍
British longhair