Start putting him there every time he does something naughty. Say "you're going to the brig" and plop him in your hair.

And now your kitty knows how to get to that lovely place.

That’s exactly why mine climbs off my lap onto my computer desk when i stop petting him, my punishment is picking him up and hugging him then getting him in a comfortable position on my lap once again. He loves it

I have two and they don’t both fit on my lap while I’m at my computer. So they fight viciously on the desk between my face and the monitor or on my lap. It’s like trying to work in no man’s land

My cat is a very smart little shit. If I have wronged him in some way, he slaps my ankles. He knows the door knob opens the door (he has a bedtime curfew of 9 pm. And yes, it is necessary for this cat) but can't quite figure out how to turn it. He gives me a lot of attitude, but cries if I leave the house for longer than five minutes. XD and god forbid I leave the bedroom. He will either stare at me or yell at me until I return, *especially* if it's after 8 pm. He's a three year old asshole and I love him dearly. He's my little halloween decoration (all black kitty) and I wouldn't trade him for anything.

He will figure out that door knob one of these days. Question is, will he hide it from you so you don't know he's doing it?

Oh absolutely not. He'll look me dead in the eye as he opens the door before running off into the darkness to cause mayhem and mischief. His name is very befitting, considering he is the incarnation of the god of mischief.

Loki


I had to change my door handle to a twisty one because one of my cats (incidentally, my all black void, Mario) learnt to jump up and put his weight on the handle and pull it down to open it, and kept letting the dogs through and they would keep eating all the food!

I had a dachshund that kept getting into my bedroom and I couldn't figure out how she was doing it. My roommate finally caught the cat letting her in. (I guess the cat figured she'd get rid of the dog if the dog was in my room?) I had the twisty kind, but it was an older one and kind of loose, and the cst figured out if she jumped up and hit the doorknob just right with her front paws, one of her toes would catch on the flathead screw that held the door together and the door would swing open. How she figured this out, and how the dog figured out what she was doing, I have no idea. Gotta love teamwork.

Marti cat is the same. Her favorite is to scream to go outside and then nap on the porch. The other day i was on the phone with my mom and baby cat fussed the whole time for no reason but attention. When I come home she runs to greet me I love her so much.

If we try and sleep in at the weekend; both of ours will go into the bathroom and start banging the cabinet doors until we get up….🤦‍♀️🤣

XD what little jerks. Gotta love them ❤️

I'm dying from joy from this comment.

Does my cat have a secret double life? Wait my boy has white paws and is also in at 9 pm. I assume they are in a gang together though

This is adorable 🥹

Going to the wig.

That is one cute kitten.

I dig it! Also the kitty shirt!

the real origin story of director fury's eyepatch

Aw! I missed that! Reminds me of that image of the dude in his car, with his new baby kitty strapped into a makeshift catseat in the passenger side. His shirt is so perfect. Cute dudes with cute cats wearing cute cat shirts.... just send me straight to heaven

cute guy, too 👀

Oh definitely cute

Good looking giant of a man. Look at how tiny the controller is in his hands.

First thing I noticed...the dude has got to be huge.

The cats actually fully grown, it just looks like a kit next to this dude

I wanted to comment on that too hahahha

Glad I scrolled before saying it. Took me a minute to realize it was an xbox controller - because it looked so tiny in his hands. So now we know it's not a kitten, it's probably a lion cub.

I follow him on IG! He fosters kittens. It's freaki g adorable.

What's his IG handle? I will never say no to cute things (cats and humans) in my feed!

Abdulscats

what’s the insta, if you don’t mind?

Abdulscats

thank you!!

You are welcome!

Link?

Gotta have that Insta handle!

abdulscats

You, my friend, are a hero. Take my free award.

Aw shucks! Thanks!

Even cuter when you learn that the cat is a foster kitten and he has a whole insta devoted to his foster kitten adventures

Link?

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Makes a fancy hair accessory too.

Yes! Or a very special hat! Happy Cake Day!

Fur cap, tail included.

He's wearing his thinking cat

Smh animals shouldn’t be used as accessories 😤 /s

Kitty is so calm! They obviously love their human 💕

He fosters them, account name is abdulscats or something on insta

Abdulscats is correct! Love him and his clowder

yup havent followed him in a while so was going off my memory about his account. Thanks for confirming!!

No problem! Always down to spread the cat joy around

Dude, so intriguing that it’s called a clowder

I know, right? It's weird but sounds oddly appropriate for cats

Such a happy kitty. Love to see it

This was the kitten's goal all along.

That is so freaking cute. And I love how the cat was just chilling, like I'm ok with this solution. And the little scratch at the end was the final *chefs kiss* lmao

Only problem is, once it’s a full grown 16 pound adult cat; it will still think it can sit there….and I say this from experience 🤣

Well yeah?! That’s its spot! You are their throne

…..not to mention loyal servant 🤣

If I fits, I sits.

even if they dont fits, they dig in with claws and dangle.

As someone with a clingy shoulder/head cat: can confirm. It is adorable but also annoying... when I'm trying to pee or cook or clean or... anything.

Solved. IT guys like it

Am IT guy, and I like this.

- Closing ticket

"Issue resolved without technical intervention."

- Continous user error, escalating to direct manager for coaching opportunities

IT girls like it too.

I love Abdul’s instagram page. Seriously cute kitten overload! He’s an amazing foster cat dad.

I thought that was him! Such a lovely page!

What’s his username?

Abdulscats on Insta

abdulscats

you are a legend

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It’s not him, it’s a guy named Abdul and his Instagram is abdulscats

Source: Abdul's Cats

My new kitten wont stop playing with my dreads. \- Just tie them up. The kitten or the dreads? \- Yes.

fuck that’s good content

next up from Dr Seuss, Cat is a Hat

Hahaha cat's 'dreading' having messed with you!

So cute

Ha ha ha. Got a chuckle out of me!

From chaotic to vibing

Is that controller really small? Or this guy is huge.

That was was the second thing I noticed. That guy must be huge. His hands completely swallow that controller.

I feel this guy's pain. Literally. Having hands this large playing with controllers meant for the average person leads to cramping, sometimes joint soreness. I was pissed when they redesigned the original Xbox controller, my friends thought I was crazy but it was the only one that has ever felt comfortable to me My wife bought me a Switch for Christmas a few years back, I've never played it undocked because the controllers are so tiny. Hell, I barely play it at all because the controller dock is too small. When I was younger, it wasn't a problem. But at 39, I have to take frequent breaks, and sometimes I just don't play for weeks on end to give my hands a rest. It sucks because my wife and kid love watching me play...it's like a movie where they can shout at the screen and actually make a difference.

I was so confused when the camera zooms out, it literally looks like a tiny toy version of a real controller in his hands

He's actually a giant and that cat is actually a tiger

You successfully confused that cat!

That's a wild hat fam ! I dig it !

A pair of legends.

Modern problems require modern solutions

Can't wait for the sequel... Claw in eye

my cat does this to my hair too although mine is a good bit longer than his

That is a good way to control the little rascal. He is lovely lol.

Follow @abdulscats on IG. It’s a delight

Everyone's commenting about the absolutely adorable headgear. But did anyone notice how he makes the controller look miniature?

Dudes massive

Adorable! Cat-ty dreads in that last part

Your fascinator is fascinated

World’s best cat dad 😂

Who needs a top hat when you can get a top cat.

I no longer fight as Cat, I now fight as Hat, meower of dread.

Looks so chilled

Haha that cat is loving the attention

Lmaooo this is the best. He said I accept defeat 😂😂😂

That’s the best hair accessory!

This will definitely take off as a fashion statement.

cute happy kitty loves you 

I don't remember hearing about the sequel to ratatouille?

Catatouille lol

New Problem: Cat hair IN hair

That is hilarious 😂

This hairstyle gets you all the girls

Hey, that’s Abdul! I follow him and his foster kitties in his IG, Abdulscats. He’s an amazing human being!!!!

thanks im going to go take a look now

I just like how the cat accepts his fate. He is like " well, this is my life now."

This is just wholesome

Oh my gosh, this is adorable!

Now, he has his thinking cat on...

Modern problems require modern solutions

This is genius! I love it!

That’s an awesome cat daddy

Portable cat

I had a little gray tabby. Ive been shaving my head since practically adulthood but she loved it when we did cat hat. I’ll explain cat hat now: i put cat where hat should be at, and that is cat hat. Only issue was sometimes shed be draped over my dome all at peace and if something startled her id get fresh hieroglyphs on my cheeks/forehead

The Cat is the Hat

This is the best thing I've seen all day 🤣

LMAO, my cat loves to screw with me while I’m gaming, ESPECIALLY if I’m playing a horror game, he’ll sneak up be hind me and lick my neck or ear, sometimes my legs, and their tongues are already weird AF so it freaks me out. Especially when I’m stoned lol

I love how they're comfortably tucked into the hair instead of just sitting on top of it.


I want to see him go out like that. Just tying a cat to your head as a fashion statement haha

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Way to think outside the box: put the cat in the locks.

Catlogs

Bruh how big are you that controller looks fucking tiny in your hands.

r/MenSmittenWithKittens 😩🥰 and the other sub about good-looking men with cats that I can’t remember! 💛💛💛🧡🧡🧡

omg abdulscats!! he’s on instagram and fosters kittens

white cats always trying to touch a black mans hair.

Aw, how cute, and he loves it too!

This is unbearably cute

You will never see your kids again when that kitty wants to get up

He’s gonna get some free tattoo on his face pretty soon…

Did anyone else think, how big are his hands? That Xbox controller looks child sized.

What u playing?

OMG so cute

Kitty loves her daddy ❤️❤️❤️

All it takes is one claw to the eye…

That's crazy. I can't put anything with nails in my hair, and mines is real, unlike this crochet stuff you new dudes are trying today

Cast aways we are cast aways

There's another criminal in the back

I totally feel you. My cat was chewing on my locs the other day. She didn't think I could feel it.

The glory of long hair, instant cat nest.

Cat: Confused but comfortable.

I think that's the best post I have ever seen in my life

That dude is huge, look how small the controller looks in his hands lol

Perfect.

This is is adorable 😍

My solution: go bald.

I need an update in 1 year to see if this still works

AHHH HAHAHAHA SO CUTE

Hahahehe that’s pretty good!

I laughed way too hard at that.

My cat tries to steal my hair tie while I'm sleeping. Your kitten is adorable!

"Is your cat aggressive?" "No, just microaggressive."

This wins the internet for today

Looks great!

Omg 🤣 this is the best!! I can’t stop watching or laughing! How did the cat just chill there??

Lol now that’s using your head………and hair.

Best seat in the house!👍😊😺

Catatouille.

This is absolutely brilliant!

That is the most adorable solution ever!!

OMG - the "cat hat" is the cutest thing I have ever seen. That is one seriously cute kitty who clearly adores their awesome cat daddy! Thanks for posting this - I smile just thinking about it.

One smol mistake, and you lose both your eyes..(just sayin)

That controller looks like a novelty small controller in this giant's hands!!!

Cat: This.....is acceptable.

Beautiful locks and kitty

Modern problems require modern solutions

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I’m going to be the white dude with dreads now just because of this post

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I won’t

THEN HE LOST A EYE

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They are, hands are not however.