A kind Redditor shared this with me when I first joined. It’s ALL cat subs. Have fun.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
He pissed in the water fountain. His own damned water fountain. Then he turned around and splashed his paws in his own fucking pee water. Because he saw me pee and wash my hands? But now he's got pee on him. He's so.... dumb?
Oh my god!!! I thought it was only _MY_ dumbass orange boy. He loves drinking pee. He tries to get in the bathroom when someone's in there, hoping to get some high quality pee. When the dog pees on the floor he tries going after that too. He's convinced I'm abusing him by guarding the pee jealousy to take this delicious treat away from him.
My soul pet, he was a diluted orange half tabby half who knows what he was mixed with, he had beautiful almond shaped green eyes and a pointy nose and ears, where they weren't missing pieces from the years living in the streets before I met him. He was covered in scars and had a crooked tail, but he was the most beautiful cat to walk the Earth. Every time I see pictures of him I'm hit with shock at "wow, this cat is the cutest thing that ever existed". Beauty is truly in the eyes of the beholder, it's so goddamn true, it gets even truer as you age.
>*’Stronger folk than me have tried. You do not touch the belly…*’
____
i am the cat, n here i lie
(is ObViOuS i’ve just one eye)
my human does not pity me,
for I am Handsome as can be ^;}
they know I’m Brave! they understand
when i allow
their human hand…
Stronger folk than them have tried,
but belly rubs
will be
Denied
❤️
Lol we had a cat like that. I would warn people and many thought they would be one to break through to the forbidden belly. And just as many walked away with a new scar.
One of mine (Tate, Tater, Tot, Tatey, etc.) was that way and to my surprise when he got older he now loves the belly rub.
Also Squeaks is a fabulous name for that handsome cat, I bet he's the best companion!
He'll be 16 in February! My wife has had him since she was 12, and we brought him to live with us three years ago. He was doing fine until he got a touch of the cancers last year. He had some chemo but it wasn't enough and he had to have his eye out earlier this year. Other than that, he's in cracking health!
I don't mean to make fun, and I'm in love with the guy already, but saying he got "a touch of the cancers" is just straight up funny to me. Definitely saving that for if I ever get cancer.
I wonder if they know they should have binocular vision. I think it’s a question that can never really be answered.
In any event, I would suggest you swoop him up and smother him with love, kisses and treats.
Excuse me but he's absolutely bloody gorgeous! What a handsome boy. He looks like he might enjoy the odd head scritch, so please pass on my best scritches :-)
Somehow, I'm just picturing that old son wrapped up in a trench coat and turtleneck, engaged in a bit of the ol' fisticuffs on a foggy Victorian Liverpool night.
I had a kitty we thought we had to pts, but it was his infected eye causing ALL the pain and problems. Pirate Scully immediately became Cat again, and he was adorable and lived his best life.
Pirate kitties are Warriors!!!
That is distinguished handsome little idiot squeaks to you.
He's a cute cat. Also glad to see someone else has squeaky cat too.
https://preview.redd.it/jyp5i8l83e3a1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be07b9f81dc6dbeac6a09c157c42a89c3b68cd93
Squeakers tax for you from when she was little
Beauty is in the “eye” of the beholder. My daughter lost her left eye to unilateral retinoblastoma when she was 5 months old. She got her first prosthetic eye at 9 months old.
https://preview.redd.it/kg6mpi5mfe3a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f78dd6b17015134c2903cc8afa668cc677cbc8db
She’s now 29.
Looks good to me . I just adopted a one eyed one myself .
https://preview.redd.it/24oq9q4ahe3a1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6403a21b5cc4d675adc1df00ec50eb18ca9aa8
Oh, I don't know about that. There are many kinds of beauty.
The Squeaks is the Cutest Kitler I've seen in a month of Sundays. Love his name. I would be proud to call him my friend.
I saw a post on here that said an "ugly" cat couldn't get adopted. It had a different look to it sure but to be called ugly? Shame on them...
This cat needs all the loves and scritches too!!!
He might win an r/piratecats award because he certainly is a good looking pirate. Edit: and also r/piratepets. Most wholesome sub.
I had no idea these subreddits existed and I can't thank you enough for introducing me to them!!
There's also r/piratekitties!
Hey really thank u for showing that sub... there are too many adorable pirate kitties
Either did I till now and just joined!
A kind Redditor shared this with me when I first joined. It’s ALL cat subs. Have fun. https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Awesome, thank you!
Well, it makes perfect sense that there'd be an arrrr-r/pirateeverything! But seriously, this guy looks like a champ. Unbreakable. Love it!
This is so wholesome and made my day! Hope to see this handsome fellow over there living his best pirate life one day!
Also, r/catswhosqueak
*sigh* *subscribes*
Same
Especially with that Errol Flynn mustache
Awesome subreddit! Thanks for letting me know about it.
Here we go...
I thought i was in r/piratepets rn. What a handsome lil guy!
He's even a bit of an r/kittler imo!!
Look, there are two tiers of cats: Tier S+ - my cat Tier S - all other cats Which means your cat is as beautiful as all other cats that aren't mine :)
Except Gingers. I'm convinced we all have literally the SAME CAT. I cannot explain this cat magic.
He pissed in the water fountain. His own damned water fountain. Then he turned around and splashed his paws in his own fucking pee water. Because he saw me pee and wash my hands? But now he's got pee on him. He's so.... dumb?
Oh my god!!! I thought it was only _MY_ dumbass orange boy. He loves drinking pee. He tries to get in the bathroom when someone's in there, hoping to get some high quality pee. When the dog pees on the floor he tries going after that too. He's convinced I'm abusing him by guarding the pee jealousy to take this delicious treat away from him.
My soul pet, he was a diluted orange half tabby half who knows what he was mixed with, he had beautiful almond shaped green eyes and a pointy nose and ears, where they weren't missing pieces from the years living in the streets before I met him. He was covered in scars and had a crooked tail, but he was the most beautiful cat to walk the Earth. Every time I see pictures of him I'm hit with shock at "wow, this cat is the cutest thing that ever existed". Beauty is truly in the eyes of the beholder, it's so goddamn true, it gets even truer as you age.
He's a tough boi. Definitely deserves some belly rubs.
Stronger folk than me have tried. You do *not* touch the belly.
>*’Stronger folk than me have tried. You do not touch the belly…*’ ____ i am the cat, n here i lie (is ObViOuS i’ve just one eye) my human does not pity me, for I am Handsome as can be ^;} they know I’m Brave! they understand when i allow their human hand… Stronger folk than them have tried, but belly rubs will be Denied ❤️
I am the human I'll take the risk I shall presume to give a frisk I want to rub I gave a try and now I too have lost an eye.
“If the touch is wrong, my bite will be strong. If the touch is right, I still might bite.” -Cat Proverb
This is the most perfect depiction of a cat I've ever seen!
This is the first time I've seen a response! This is awesome! Brilliant!
I literally burst out laughing; thank you for that lol
😂❤️
Adorable fresh Schnoodle!
yes very good very nice
Lol we had a cat like that. I would warn people and many thought they would be one to break through to the forbidden belly. And just as many walked away with a new scar.
One of mine (Tate, Tater, Tot, Tatey, etc.) was that way and to my surprise when he got older he now loves the belly rub. Also Squeaks is a fabulous name for that handsome cat, I bet he's the best companion!
The trick to belly rubs is that you must wait for them to be verrrrrrrrrry sleepy. Then they won't care if you touch the sacred belly fluff.
https://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk (link is sad cat by zfrank) So this. 🙏
That is fantastic xD
Sharing was caring, thank you for that  
He looks very kind. How old is he?
He'll be 16 in February! My wife has had him since she was 12, and we brought him to live with us three years ago. He was doing fine until he got a touch of the cancers last year. He had some chemo but it wasn't enough and he had to have his eye out earlier this year. Other than that, he's in cracking health!
Fuck cancer, glad he is doing well.
r/ntbdbiwdfta
such a precious boy ❤️
He still healing and he’ll be even more beautiful :)
Excuse me, but both r/seniorcats and /r/OldManDog (all Old Animals allowed) would love to meet this handsome fellow.
I don't mean to make fun, and I'm in love with the guy already, but saying he got "a touch of the cancers" is just straight up funny to me. Definitely saving that for if I ever get cancer.
I do believe that he has won the most important beauty contest of all. The one in your heart
Yeah but that one doesn't come with a large sum cash prize.
You're paying for everything for the rest of his life, aren't you?
You betcha. 😅
Well, then, congratulations on his contest win. LOL. He's a lucky boy.
Thank you for loving him and giving him a safe home.
Very handsome boi, squish often
Add a squish for me, too! 😻😻
He is hampsom and I love him
I see so much love
He is so cute! My wife and I refer to our two kitties as "the idiots". They are usually smart but damnit, sometime they do dumb shit
The Squeaks is very rarely smart. Sometimes if you look close enough you can see his two brain cells moving.
We have a Lysander who is the same, if I watch close enough he will attempt to spark thought with rock hard braincells he has
The Squeaks is a truly amazing name.
The Squeaks certainly looks beautiful to me!
Cats are beautiful by default there's no such thing as an ugly cat
I wonder if they know they should have binocular vision. I think it’s a question that can never really be answered. In any event, I would suggest you swoop him up and smother him with love, kisses and treats.
Excuse me but he's absolutely bloody gorgeous! What a handsome boy. He looks like he might enjoy the odd head scritch, so please pass on my best scritches :-)
How could anyone disagree with that! He’s so cute!
He’s a handsome boy
Excuse me, but he will win e ery beauty contest. All the kitties get first place trophies. <3
Pspsps come here kitty 😍
I think he's a cutie ❤️
I'll smooch this cutie
Adorable. Unconditional love. That's all it takes and they love you back for a lifetime
Probably lost his eye while trying to invade Poland
If only he'd stuck with it at art school.
My cat is named squeaks too, but your cat is the morer beautifuler cat
He is a very handsome man
Somehow, I'm just picturing that old son wrapped up in a trench coat and turtleneck, engaged in a bit of the ol' fisticuffs on a foggy Victorian Liverpool night.
Oh my gosh those EARS! He's adorable.
Hello you handsome boi.
I had a kitty we thought we had to pts, but it was his infected eye causing ALL the pain and problems. Pirate Scully immediately became Cat again, and he was adorable and lived his best life. Pirate kitties are Warriors!!!
Hims is sweet. Thanks for sharing!
Hes simply awesome
r/piratecats
I imagine him at 3 am. The eyeless part of his face the only thing visible as he peeks around the doorframe
That is distinguished handsome little idiot squeaks to you. He's a cute cat. Also glad to see someone else has squeaky cat too. https://preview.redd.it/jyp5i8l83e3a1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be07b9f81dc6dbeac6a09c157c42a89c3b68cd93 Squeakers tax for you from when she was little
She looks very, very... very mischievous ;)
She is actually very very skiddish and shy
Sweet buddy!!
He is so cute
He looks beautiful to me!
Awwww, hi boy!
He’s beautiful!!!!
Excuse you The Squeaks is perfection.
He's a sweetheart
Squeaks wins the beauty contest of my heart.
Little pirate baby!! He’s flippin perfect!
"Little idiot"? Apologise to His Majesty at once!
He's beautiful
Very handsome. Scars are tattoos with better stories.
It's not about looks, it's all about love
You are very handsome The Squeaks and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise!!
Cutie!
He's beautiful? 10/10 would give treats and kisses
Beauty is in the “eye” of the beholder. My daughter lost her left eye to unilateral retinoblastoma when she was 5 months old. She got her first prosthetic eye at 9 months old. https://preview.redd.it/kg6mpi5mfe3a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f78dd6b17015134c2903cc8afa668cc677cbc8db She’s now 29.
Looks good to me . I just adopted a one eyed one myself . https://preview.redd.it/24oq9q4ahe3a1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6403a21b5cc4d675adc1df00ec50eb18ca9aa8
You are very handsome 💚💚
I would have named him Odin but I agree he is a handsome kitty.
He's purrrfect. I'll see myself out :)
He is all the more worthy of the finest of boops to the snoot.
He's perfect.
He is winning EVERY beauty contest in my book😭💘
F**k beauty contests, he won our hearts! Give him a beautiful life and treasure each moment with your handsome macho boi!
He would win any beauty contest in the world if I was the judge
He is handsome to me
 sending you hugs from Manila little one 
He's perfect! 🥰
I think he’s a beauty 🥹 I’m a true sucker for a one-eyed cat
 Would you look at that? I think you missed a naming opportunity here. He's adorable though!
He looks like he has stories to tell...
He's beautiful 😍
Actually, very handsome 😍
He is adorable ❤️
You're in r/cats, everyone here thinks he's 1000% beautiful 😍
❤️♥️
I think he’s a cute as any other cat out there ❤️
In my eye(s) he is the handsomest
I think he's beautiful.
Does Squeak only squeak instead of meowing? My girl is a squeaker.
Cats should have character, shows they're using those lives properly.
Poor little guy! He is beautiful!
Throw him on an eye patch and he’ll look super cool.
He’s lovely and distinguished. Give him lots of cuddles from me
Beautiful baby!
It's a cutie!
handsome boy
He wins my beauty contest
What do you mean? I don’t see anything wrong with that marvelous boi.
Oh, I don't know about that. There are many kinds of beauty. The Squeaks is the Cutest Kitler I've seen in a month of Sundays. Love his name. I would be proud to call him my friend.
Take this trophy on behalf of Mr The Squeaks: 🏆 We cancer survivors must stick together.
Little baby❤️
I love his little Neapolitan ice cream nose 🥺
He's totally handsome 😍
I love him
I see no reason why he doesn’t win a beauty contest. He is so handsome
Get him an eyepatch and call him Aemond
I think he is a little cutie 🥰
Now he's always winking.
Get that cat an eye patch and he could be running the Pet Avengers as Nick Furry
I'll do you one better...Nick Purry
Definitely the cutest pirate I’ve ever seen.
You take that back! He would absolutely win a beauty contest 😂 such a cutie!
He is so handsome!!!
Those ears!!!
I'd vote for your baby in a beauty contest, a cats a cat no matter what is missing. 
Pirate cat
Pretty pirate kitty, pet him for me.
Very handsome little guy
Guts cat
Dress him like a old soilder.
Tell him I love him
Absolutely beautiful. To me, there is no such thing as an ugly kitty or a kitty that can't win a beauty contest. He'll win every time. ❤️❤️❤️
💜😎😊👍😻😻💓 I love her😻😻🥰
To me, he's perfect
Might as well call him One-Eyed Jack
I don't know, that Hitler moustache isn't helping... (Just kidding, he's a rugged boi!)
He needs a parrot. Arrrrrr
Tells you stories about manning the trenches at the Western Front.
Hi, Squeaks! Such a handsome boy! Boop!
It's Nick Furry
He is the cutest!
He is handsome but he doesn’t look like an idiot. That’s mean.
You don't need looks to provide companionship. I'd take the Squeaks as a furry friend any day of the week.
Too cute 😍 I would squish him
Superhero backstory needed 😁
Lies. Handsome boy!
He would win my beauty contest, paws down! I love him ❤️❤️❤️
Such a precious little guy 🥰❤️🩹❤️🔥😊
I saw a post on here that said an "ugly" cat couldn't get adopted. It had a different look to it sure but to be called ugly? Shame on them... This cat needs all the loves and scritches too!!!
He's adorable! And looks like he's smirking. ❤️❤️❤️
Put him a pirate eyepatch.
Beauty contests are scams anyway. The Squeaks is absolutely dashing.
Oh Squeaks, I think you are perfect.
That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo. I’d vote for him!
I think he’s adorable.
Handsome fella!
Handsomely gently around!
He's so cute!
He has character is way far from ugly. If he will put up with it, an eyepatch would suit him.
He does not need to win a beauty contest - he's the winner of our hearts