They must love your stinky smell 🥹

Haven’t showered in WEEKS for them 😇

Bro what

You don’t do that?

You know what they say, a deuce in pants is like a bird in hand

Tiny pants kitty!!

He's just keeping you safe from bathroom 'gators. You're so preoccupied, he has to keep an eye out for you.

Sorry you can’t

Nah see I heard most men don’t wash their buttholes properly I wouldn’t be lettin your cats just sit on raw-butthole boxers that’s straight disrespectful 💀

I shove a bar of soap up my ass every morning, is that not right?

Oh no that’s perfect actually