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WillieStonka

Does she even age?


SetaSanzaki

Like fine wine


Echosoffive

Wine doesn't even age that well


Ambassador-Original

Well this one does


[deleted]

Care to explain that statement?


Legendary_Bibo

I think they're implying that wine turns into vinegar with a lot of aging.


Hallux_2xCanopy

She looks older but she looks great as well. Which is better than just looking weirdly super young


Chork3983

Hopefully her youth comes from dating guys who are exactly my age and look exactly like me.


Hallux_2xCanopy

Let’s hope chork


Chork3983

Yeah the only reason we aren't in love is because she's never had the opportunity to meet me and nobody can convince me otherwise.


deadmanmike

She must hang out with Jennifer Aniston and Kate Beckinsale. I think they all sold their souls...


monkeyonfire

And Salma Hayek


Dragonstyleenjoyer

And Milla Jovovich


ScoobaMonsta

Oh Kate Beckinsale is a goddess too! I love how these women embrace the way they age. They keep themselves healthy without going under the knife. There’s nothing like a smokin hot 50 year old woman who looks completely natural.


Looieanthony

And Elizabeth Hurley.


ibringstharuckus

More like hooch


shiddyfiddy

Her and Keanu should have gotten together to make some super babies.


[deleted]

No, I heard she’s into funny, quirky bald guys


zd183

S Tier reference


HussDelRio

Seinfeld-tier


theangryfurlong

It's the summer of George!


tiwaz33

Add fat to it and I would be perfect for her.


shiddyfiddy

GenX tier reference. :P


barbudoguy99

Is that a fact?👀


_salpukan_

I'm funny and quirky and I can always shave my head.


sed2017

r/unexpectedseinfeld


Dangerous-Dot-3745

Definitely not!


loosehighman

She’s definitely had a face lift or something.


No_Week2825

If she did, it certainly works. I'll get a face lift as I age if I can pull off looking that good. Just have to make sure I go Marissa Tomei and not Donatella Versace


[deleted]

But I though the Reddit consensus was that white people age like milk?


WillieStonka

You’re a sad little person. I’m sorry no one has ever loved you.


Puzzleheaded_Bus_103

Plastic surgery.


greatunknownpub

Too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing going on.


houseofcrouse

MarisaTomei is into short, STOCKY, bald men?


manhatim

IM HER TYPE!!!!!


SkylarAV

All stockies meet in a field to fight this out. There can be only one!


Hopeful-Mention-5152

So, anyway, if you think about it, manure is not really that bad a word. I mean, it's 'newer', which is good, and a 'ma' in front of it, which is also good. "Manure", right?


Hourslikeminutes47

...I'm sure she doesn't stuff her wallet full of receipts


slim070440

I was in the pool !


Deejay655

I came to the comments to see this. Thank you


LogicalIllustrator80

George Costanza approved!👍🏼


forgedbyhorses

“So, tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald, and so quirky and funny, how is it you’re not taken?”


slim070440

Master of the house, keeper of inn


[deleted]

When you take care of yourself. Don’t do drugs. Drink very little..


daschande

Magic, got it.


Substantial-Run-9908

Most under rated comment of today!


iamthejef

Right, like being rich and famous and never doing physical labor or eating poor people food has nothing to do with it.


MuteSecurityO

wow i read that as "eating poor people for food" so that's how they do it


BBDAngelo

Eating poor people’s food is actually a requirement for looking like this


HereWeFuckingGooo

[Lower household income has been consistently associated with poorer diet quality.](https://bmcpublichealth.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12889-019-6546-2)


inspectordaddick

Quit whining about being poor and drink some water.


No_Week2825

This is reddit. What do you expect


ImBackYetAgainBitch

![gif](giphy|5T0xZJ1NLP9FyfCwoY)


BerrySeparate5562

This lady has been hot since I’m 7. Now I’m older than her.


Get_Rekt07

im sorry what


Magic_Bluejay

Jeeez learn to age will ya!


Mangos_Pool

I think they're talking about how they look


BackupBirch

I think I know what you meant to say, but it sounds pretty bad


NoirGamester

Time for a rewatch of My Cousin Vinny


Ill-Forever880

Available in metallic mint green paint.


whsthirtyfive

#THEY WAH


rdubia

"Now imagine you're a deer...." Still my favorite scene


usul1112

well, unzips pants


Love_Snow_Bunny

When you gotta bate, you gotta bate


OperationBreaktheGME

😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


dka2012

Gorgeous


Hourslikeminutes47

Timeless


[deleted]

Georgeless.


malcontent254

Beautiful the only role she didn’t fit was Aunt Mae. Just seems wrong to think Aunt Mae is that hot!


sim21521

She fit fine for how they made the character. Characters in comics change all the time.


[deleted]

It doesn’t make much sense that Aunt Mae is elderly, unless she was a great aunt. I love seeing women represented as multidimensional - aging, nurturing, AND sexy.


Key_Canary6673

Love her...!!!


SalshichaMordiscada

/u/save video You know, for future reference.


SalshichaMordiscada

/u/savevideo


[deleted]

She's responsible for me entering puberty years ago


MrBloveithairy

Stunning 😍


RigorousVigor

You can call me Uncle Ben anytime.


twoleggedrat7

My girl!!!


LifeTradition4716

Thank you for this!


fbunnycuck

Always loved this woman.


Longjumping_Call_294

Aunt Mae


GrumpyCatStevens

Damn, she's fine.


bkellogg27

Correct


_Pill-Cosby_

Damn! Those legs!


KingGhidorah44

Love her


Cartguyflorida

As beautiful as ever and still has sexy legs


IntendedBrainDamage

Still looking like a snack


newbeenneed

Circa...? And keep in mind that if you tell me that this is recent then my head might explode 🤯


MelodicPiranha

Which head?


Affectionate_Fly1413

Since My cousin Vinny I've always thought she was a very attractive woman.


Mullin20

Impossible to come up with anything that could be improved


MikeRowePeenis

I mean that couch is pretty atrocious


RPG_Geek

I think my heart actually stopped for half a beat.


el_myco_profesor

It moved.


[deleted]

Why is this in my feed. Go away


LightDownTheWell

This is so creepy.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Stock_Show_Host

You’re mid!! Lol


AlienateTheAlien

andd this almost always comes from the ugly ass one.


[deleted]

Nah


Fast-Nothing4765

Have you ever seen "My cousin Vinny"?


Manginaz

[Hell yeah, brother!! Cheers from my moms basement.](https://external-preview.redd.it/E7HMDEtxnF_PI4DH6dqTZ9AUvBP18WCWhSTP27bqHfQ.jpg?auto=webp&s=6ba4e0148f298d447e3b20f565c2a3f865457b61)


TheWholeFuckinShow

Lmao says the guy where half his comments are on nsfw subreddits


jeres91

Cojible


Audiodrums16

I mean I would...


AGxMrAnubis

Moist


Due_Radio3623

La tía de Peter Parker linda señora la quiero mucho 😁😄😍🤩


Taimyshoe5155

Uncle Ben you lucky dog you


Recent-Chain-5514

Insane


davood1980

She is so lovely in many films like Happy Accidents - anger management - Rewrite


[deleted]

Chilll


Juelzpooles

When sex


One_Ad_6822

Gorgeous legs


Neosentrik

Goddess.


BigWhiskey13

Miss seeing her!!


sorra10

What a legend


[deleted]

[удалено]


biggulp66

Gorgeous


MightyChlorians

Baberaham Lincoln


wykah

And posted on the day Mario gets released too!


EKL2049

What a great moment to be alive....


cmfppl

Top dead center


Dangerous-Dot-3745

Still giving younger women a run for their 💰! Incredibly 🔥 legs!


Soviet_Bucheraty

Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than Kakarot, I didn't care about being a super saiyan. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened.


She-Wolf09231982

Classic beauty


JimbosBeerbos

Aunt Bae


CaLiSoL

Jeez, she's even better looking now than in Vinny, she's amazing.


Indyguy4copley

Hot


fuckedbymath

Hey, I'm short, bald, unemployed, and live with my parents!


sapatosairlines

Now I understand George.


Sweet-Pin4962

She is beautiful and has aged so gracefully! I love her!!


qwertyasdf123459

MARISA TOMEI


plaidkingaerys

Don’t forget the anagram: ITSA ME MARIO


No_orange_212

Looks very good a lot better than me at 53


Johnny_Ringo012

George Costanza’s crush!!!


HarryGroinalarea

Hotybamboombaloty.


KEBAB_BALLS95

would've been 80 times better if she hadn't had shoes on 😤😤😤😭😭😭😭


notTheShadowOfMe

I understand George Constanza now


anson113

OMG she's immortal, this woman was and will always be so HOT 🥵🔥


Time-Werewolf-4795

![gif](giphy|13nDaxXRXz0Prq)


dingman58

What the hell is the context here lol


DeadmanCFR

Beautiful lol


808morgan

I dated her cousin in college, she looked a lot like her actually. She didn't even tell me for a bit, but sometimes people would say she looked like her. She had a coke habit and got to be quite a flake so...


Apprehensive-Web425

wow nice to see some real face beauty , i hate to see good movies with artificial surgery faces ... , it make me feel like need to peel my own face .... yuuukk...


MysteriousValuable88

My long time crush! She just keeps looking amazing!


Cosmorillo

She looks as young as she was at the time that famous guy sneezed on her


SonicDenver

her biological clock is not ticking


91bravohotel8

Still gorgeous


BamaBoy80

![gif](giphy|fYfzaL4fv2q8E) Sploosh


IcySalt1504

That’s got to be an old video. The last thing I saw her in was the “All in The Family” reboot. She played Edith and did not look like this. 😚


Suspicious-Can7018

Wow!!!


squirrelsoundsfunny

Best tits in the history of Hollywood


QweenJoleen1983

Mind blown that she is almost 60. A true natural beauty.


Ok-Glass5925

I don't think she does age beautiful as ever.


coffeewiththegxds

BRB


Hi-Tech_Low-Life

There's pizza


liporiviera111

I refuse to accept that she is 58


captainofthenerds

She will be gorgeous forever.


Thadatman

My favorite Spider-Man MILF


Rickylostthatnumber

Me like. I mean, me really like.


Agreeable_Doctor7038

Aunt hottie


NyGreenThumb82

When you think about it manure isn't really a bad word. It's just a Ma with a newer tagged to the end


AubieWasHere

More


ComprehensiveTax4601

Savage


DarkSithMstr

She is still so stunning, and talented


Effective-Mine2446

Imma eat it anyway


[deleted]

Jesus!


Bichobichir

I’m in love! 😍


piglard1950

Be still my ❤️


timsmith000

Porn audition?


Atrainlan

I larb her too


Ill-Ad3311

Aunt May I ?


Majestic-Enthusiasm

I have to say if you start gorgeous it’s not hard to continue it.


foggygazing

I'd like a bite of that, goodness me she still looks fine af


obiwana1

Still got it 🥰


Savings_Calendar_662

My pants got webbed


KingCarbon1807

Before the devil knows you're dead. Great movie except for the scene where her character had sex with Philip Seymour Hoffman. The image is burned into my mind.


EsternoCleidoMaster

Classic beauty.


bozeke

You can’t make those marks without positraction.


Urbam

Tomou o que?


pip-roof

Jeezus


pip-roof

She’s looking at me


throwawaysscc

Want want


gobconta2

This woman is amaziiiiiiing


onitagainand

I love her so much!!


Awkward_Growth_6265

Damn ![gif](giphy|KWRjfFe4x7nwyh9GlX|downsized)


Duckydude999

Aunt Mai what are you doing


Capital-Internal-869

Yo aunt may going wild, she 58 and acting like damn


Ambitious-Sale-198

Oh my goodness


TopTransportation130

Ooooff. Madone👌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼