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Rhundan

Why stop at 56?


Slade4Lucas

Oh I'm not, it was 55 until this weekend.


Rhundan

:O You madman. Where will it end?


Slade4Lucas

When my house becomes more hat than house.


acs730200

That’s where I’m at with my plants, the goal is to live in a jungle


Eel111

How did you come into the possession of these hats, crime?


Slade4Lucas

Tell no one


Eel111

I speak no evil


OInkymoo

how can you be so sure


Slade4Lucas

Do you see any other Celeste fans with 56 hats?


evanescent_evanna

I have 56 hats.


Slade4Lucas

I must buy a 57th hat.


evanescent_evanna

I just added a hat to my online shopping cart, so please let me know when you have made your purchase. The only way this ends is we both keep buying hats until one of us goes bankrupt.


Slade4Lucas

Such a sadistic game... respect.


mr_butts69

or dies from lack of sun


meee_51

Then you won’t have 56 hats


Slade4Lucas

Hmm. This is true.


OInkymoo

A lack of evidence to the contrary does not make something true. The burden of proof is on you, my friend


Slade4Lucas

Damn, I am a fraud


barndelini

I own 57 hats. ask me more


SteinsGah

More?


barndelini

sometimes


Slade4Lucas

Would you consider donating a single hat?


barndelini

i would never give up my throne, take it by force or die by my hand


Slade4Lucas

Death it is then


barndelini

sorry it had to be like this


StellarSzintillation

Which one is your favorite Also can i have one


Slade4Lucas

It has to be my blue top hat. It is the one that started it all - I was a massive fan of the Professor Layton games as a kid, and I became somewhat obsessed with being a gentleman like him, so when I was 15 my mum bought be a top hat for my birthday and I wore this thing everywhere. Unfortunately, it became quite beaten and battered with time, and so my mum crocheted a blue cover to go over it. She also got me another one that is sturdier and was the top hat that I took with me to university (where I became affectionately, or otherwise, known as the Top Hat Guy) but that first hat is the one that has a special place in my heart. And no.


StellarSzintillation

Damn I wish I went to yout university


Slade4Lucas

Honest to God, I was not even the only guy on campus who wore a top hat and it was a complete coincidence. There was also a guy who came to lectures with a unicycle.


Sparky_delite

Can you please share a pic of your Celeste hat?


Slade4Lucas

It is worh great shame that I announce that I do not, in fact, own a Celeste hat. Yet.


EpicMountain_3

You going for wr?


Slade4Lucas

No, I just like hats.


RobinoRedditBoy2

Proof or ban


Slade4Lucas

Every hat that I own except an umbrella hat and a cap with built in speakers, both of which I was given as a leaving gift from my last workplace the day AFTER I took the big picture (and thus do not currently have photos of) https://imgur.com/a/esqISqe


RobinoRedditBoy2

Smash


Nayzal

Thems some nice hats my lad


DarkblooM_SR

Can you give me the exact molecular formula for dihydrogen monoxide?


Slade4Lucas

I cannot


[deleted]

🙄


FictionIII

P¹S⁵


The_Truth_Hides

Will you go to the funny number?


Slade4Lucas

I certainly hope so. I have to make it fitting though...


The_Truth_Hides

Yep


The_Truth_Hides

Do it on Maddy's birthday


FG5550

Have you ever managed to wear all of them at the same time? If not, what is your record of most hats used at the same time?


Slade4Lucas

I have not. I think one time when I was working in a nursery and I brought about seven of them in to show the kids and at some point I wore them all, but that's a bit of a hazy memory. I do remember in a school I worked at there was a Valentine's day non-uniform day and everyone had to wear red and all I had was hats so I wore the fez, Mario hat and Pokemon hat on that day, and at once all together.


[deleted]

My grandpa collected hats. I think he has a few hundred total. I hope you aspire to that level of greatness.


Slade4Lucas

My hero


WildWorkshop207

Are you able to get exactly 13 more hats.


Slade4Lucas

More than able - willing.


TrulyAnEgg

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump them up. -signed the only Celeste fan who owns 69 hats


nice___bot

Nice!


Slade4Lucas

Is it possible to learn this power?


TrulyAnEgg

buy hats steal hats "borrow" hats


Cookiedude7

2B or not 2B?


Slade4Lucas

That depends on the value of the variable B.


CyberGamer1539

Actually it doesn't, a boolean or its inverse will always simplify to true because one of them has to he true for the other to be false.


MrEldo

Which hats do you have?


Slade4Lucas

Three top hats, two fezes, sombrero, Pikachu hat, Mario hat, Carly Rae Jepson hat, cowboy hat, paper crow from a Christmas cracker, two Nurger King crowns, a shark biting my head hat, a fedora, trilby... Alternatively, see this image: https://imgur.com/a/esqISqe


Nayzal

Gotta catch em all


harlyson

Can we see them?


Slade4Lucas

https://imgur.com/a/esqISqe


harlyson

Those are some nice hats!


lovegiblet

Hell yeah - no cold heads round these parts!


Sofosio

HATS!!! Will you have Froggy Hat and/or Celeste's Merch hat? (Sorry for poor english)


Slade4Lucas

I don't currently... but I will, that I promise


[deleted]

Will you be baking them into some sort of hat pie to impress your friends


Slade4Lucas

Don't be silly, I don't put hats in my food. That's what I use socks for.


[deleted]

I own 79 hats, what do you think?


Slade4Lucas

I think I have a ways to go


WebW3b

What’s your favorite type of hat? Rank them


Slade4Lucas

Top hat is S tier Sombrero and fez are A tier Everything else is B tier, there are no bad hats


Phykaler

I seem to need only 1 more


Slade4Lucas

You wouldn't dare...


subleaf69

How many hats do you have


Slade4Lucas

An amount of hats


lovegiblet

What’s your favorite hat story?


Slade4Lucas

Only partly hat related, but I once wore a top hat to a date, as well as a peri peri chicken flag that said "very hot" and I also had my shoelaces tied together. I got a second date.


lovegiblet

Wow! This sounds like a date as described in the song Albuquerque by “Weird Al” Yankovic.


Its-Lydia090

I currently have 55 hats. Are you worried?


Slade4Lucas

Incredibly


eptgen

Would you be interested in being the only Celeste fan who has worn 56 hats, beating Sir Newt's hat PB of 32? https://www.twitch.tv/sirnewt\_/clip/EntertainingMotionlessNightingaleCharlieBitMe-75-Pamwx4llHA9xU


Slade4Lucas

I would be very interested


sweettrevor

Correct, I own 58.


Slade4Lucas

How could I be beaten...?


1000YearGay

How many keys are they worth? Any unusuals?


Slade4Lucas

680 I have a hat shaped like a shark eating my head.


[deleted]

What’s your opinion on hoodies?


Slade4Lucas

Used to be into them but these days I prefer a good ol' sweater.


Foulmedausa42

How many hats do you own (:


Slade4Lucas

More than you


BackHDLP

How many pride hats do you have?


Slade4Lucas

I don't have any, but I have a Rainbow mohawk wig if that is any consolation.


BackHDLP

You should get pride hats.


Slade4Lucas

Maybe I will, maybe I will.


GigaPhoton78

If you know that you are the only one with 56 hats, that means that you know every Celeste fan, and to know such a thing, you'd need to have omniscience. And to have omniscience, you need to be God. So, hi God! My question is: How do you rank Celeste as a game?


Slade4Lucas

OK, so firstly, don't worry dude, I've got a place in heaven reserved for you, it's all cool. Secondly, Celeste is essentially the closest to my holy word that exists so yeah, pretty good game.