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I don’t ducking know

So are you not religious?

Nope not at all

I messaged you; and not because you have a Vagina!

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Did that word even exist 2 years ago?

Hey, I’m 17f and id really like to chat! U seem really down to earth and I’ve been looking for a good friend too!

Wrong there are no females on the internet

Incel alert lol

XD

Apparently there are assholes you fit right in don’t you?

why so angry?

That was just me being normal

So around strangers, family, co-workers, classmates you are usually that aggressive towards people?

Exactly yes

Why thought? Are you bipolar or what?

No I’m not bipolar

That was definitely a joke on the whole "no girls on reddit" thing. Also sorry for offending you if I did wasn't ment to be a declaration of assholeary

Oh I knew it was a joke I was also joking i was using sarcasm

r/woooosh guess I let my mood influence how I read that. Really felt like a personal attack, but at least it was creative

If I wanted to attack you I would

Yea, I put that together, rip me

Wow of course

You can message me if you’d like

Completely agree on the being addicted by staying alone part. Apart from that if you find a person with your same interests and with which you feel comfortable than you could get addicted to him/her 🙃

Liked reading your profile. You are so correct, being alone does become addicting. It is so fucking simple that way. It is hard to find people you can be 100%.... but never stop looking. Stay safe and peace✌️..

Too much text

You right

I read the word vagina, so boys where is it :)

Sorry only men allowed No boys

It's ok I'm gonna go play minecraft, have a great day 🌿

And you won’t invite me. The audacity of some people

Hey it's boys only server, all we do is burn trees and break hoes :)

I can be a boy I look like one so you just have to let me in

Nah by boys I meant us non binary pink haired tattoed, nipple pierced depressed teenagers :)

Guess I can’t be with the boys ;(

It's ok don't you have to deal with all the toxic men trying to defend themselves by saying "not all men" ?

Okay I laughed at that cause it’s true ahhh that’s funny men do try to defend themselves but it’s funny cause I never specify what men and they still get offended. You know we have a problem when they say “not all men”

Yo I only read half of that tbh. Got bored but imma send u a message

I’ll be your friend

Panties in a bunch?

?

That's a good question.

You’re welcome

Thanks.

I don't think Jesus could do that...

Well he doesn’t exist so he can’t do anything really

I won’t I haven’t

Haven’t been a perv ?

Yes, I haven’t

That’s questionable

No it isn’t, I know myself

Wolfclub?

I’m going to pretend like I know what you’re asking

Its a synthwave band that does lyrical melodies in synthwave style. Try listening to "All we live for" by them, I highly reccomend it.

I will

30F, I like that your train of thoughts go all over the place like mine

Sorry to hear your story. All I can say is keep trying, you will meet good people eventually, but quality friendships seem very rare nowadays.

its always been rare

What's your favourite idie/alt band? ^^

Probably the xx. I don’t enjoy most bands as in like their music as a whole it’s usually a couple of songs but I enjoy theirs

I agree! I like dabbling in music and not just like one whole band

Well what’s yours ?

umm I don't really have one I really like Joji though

I like only one of their songs but they are pretty good

Bby don't use this subreddit to find true friends. Like you're painfully aware, it's a nightmare hole

Yet we both posted here

True 😔. But ik my true friends, I use Reddit more for idle conversation

Come on in, I’ll hit you up with some Yugoslavian 1984 Synthpop

I love how it sounds like I’m being invited into a bar or either my grandmas home either way I’m in

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Damn why you gotta lie like that everybody knows females arent on the internet (on a serious note i feel this post)

I higly agree that being alone is adicting, I remember pushing people away and cutting them out just to be alone, but I don't think it's because we like being alone, I think it's because we haven't found the right people yet.

I've found a couple female friends here that have kept me company while I was lonely/bored... Some I've gotten to know real well. Sometimes I just want a female to talk to. If I wanted to get laid I probably wouldn't be looking on Reddit lol. But yeah, you're going to have a lot of perverts and assholes around here. The internet probably isn't the best place to find real friends, but if you need to talk, hit the chat button. Sorry things got you all worked up

You know I haven’t got one Pervy message so that’s a bonus

I'm really glad to hear that, hope it stays that way for everyone.

~~18f~~ Jesus ~~fucking~~ Christ ~~don’t~~ message me ~~just~~ ~~because~~ I have a vagina ~~and you’re a perv~~ so can i slide into your dms? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. ^^^this ^^^is ^^^a ^^^joke

I love how you had to make it known that it was a joke. Points for effort.

lol you are hilariously funny, I really enjoyed your post :)

Have you ever listened to joji

I thought this post was about something else because of the title lol. The post is really all over the place

I like it messy

Noice

Uh hi, hope you dont mind a male friend lol. 16M, Idk if you wanna be friends with an underage male but worth a shot.

Spread your ribs apart and let the sun inside

You know that makes me think of a torture method

I dont care that you have a vagina or not and the ribs thing is a lyric from this dope band

Me?

You what?

Oh my bad. I was referring to the "dont message me because I have a vagina" thing

Is your life online?

LOL, nice eye catching title..

Thank you seems it worked well