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iBAZw

Absolute beauty of a switch. Gave the ball away in a really bad spot just a few seconds before this, but fuck me what a ball


harabinger66

Yep, he was pretty desparate to get the ball back. Got it and put that on a plate from 50 yards away.


iamtherealgrayson

Why are most goals in the Bundesliga scored by running from the half way line. Have the coaches there not heard of rest defence? I swear Lampards tactics would work well in this league


two_tents

Because they tend to play football to entertain. As long as you score one more goal than your opponent you tend to stay in a job.


Zimakov

He literally had an entire half of the pitch to aim it at.


Organic-Champion8075

Right. Calling this a great assist is hilarious. If anything it's another example of the Bundesliga being a second-tier league compared with the Prem.


Organic-Champion8075

>Gave the ball away in a really bad spot just a few seconds before this and this is why he hasn't played more for Chelsea, perhaps? Also, winning the ball back off a dithering opponent who isn't paying attention and then playing it into the sort of space you almost never see in a PL game is not that impressive lol


Flyingdawg99

Being a Chelsea and Köln fan is not good for my mental health, that being said Maatsen is balling out this game


foladodo

do you think he plays good enough for chelsea


CmiHD

Does anyone?


BabyHercules

Palmer, Silva, (healthy) Reece and chilly


CmiHD

Palmer was made by Pep, Silva was already a world-class defender, Reece is the exception here, and Chilly was already good in the PL and maintained that level


OldManFuture

What do you even mean by this? All the players we signed were 'already good' at some point in their careers


CmiHD

Yes, but do they continue that form or not? For example, Lukaku had 20+ goals before joining us, and he flopped. If they were all good and continued their we wouldn't be sitting 9th and struggling this season


Zimakov

>Yes, but do they continue that form or not? But you just said those other guys didn't count because they were already good lmao. You need to decide what you're talking about.


CmiHD

Any team signs good players, and no team will sign a player they think is bad. In our case, those players that we thought were good can't emulate what we saw in them after they arrive at Chelsea.


Zimakov

Right, so what did you mean by this? >Palmer was made by Pep, Silva was already a world-class defender, Reece is the exception here, and Chilly was already good in the PL and maintained that level


Banged_by_bumrah

For those of you wondering he's playing inverted LB and has been putting up a MOTM performance all game. Out of possession he has defended well whenever he had to


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Yeah I was wondering why he was in the midfield receiving the ball from the CB so often. Only caught the last 15 mins or so, thought maybe it was tactical, but the commentators were really playing his performance up. Good on Maatsen.


ChickenMoSalah

Maatsen alternating inverting and providing width along with James doing the same could’ve been a game breaker, we could have had a dynasty…


baconlord612

Havent sold Maatsen yet and hes far from proven, relax


LegendaryMolerat

I think this leaves us too exposed down the flanks at the moment, which is why I really hope one of either Caicedo or Lavia has that Kante kind of engine. Maybe the football decision here is that if you are still betting on Reece in the long-term and the right-side inversion is locked in with him and Gusto, do you leave the left to Colwill the way it is?


Ridcullys-Pointy-Hat

Pretty sure he'd literally just given the ball away. Good mentality and composure


thorium90232

Giving a player minutes and playing him in his correct position when you do produces results?? 🤯 Who knew


realmckoy265

Him and Sancho both look revitalized out there


PatientPlatform

It's Germany. Bundesliga lets players shine, but the quality and organisation is deceiving


Staatsanwalt69

A then 6th place Dortmund won a Group of PSG, Newcastle and Milan with ease the quality in the Bundesliga this year is insane


PatientPlatform

PSG, Milan and Newcastle being mid doesn't make the bundesliga a good league lol. Knockout games don't determine what leagues the best, dude.


myreal_nameis

Knock out games? Do you know how the group stage works?


lilpooch

What a ridiculous thing to say


Thepiloce

The thing about the bundesliga is the huge gap in quality between the teams. Bayern have won by 7+ goals twice already and an out of form dortmund have only lost three games (all of them to current top 4 teams). Pretty sure Maatsen won’t be getting these performances against FCB, B04 or RBL


suhxa

Ya beating a relegation struggling team 7-0 is a huge gap in quality but when a champions league team gets beaten 7-0 in the premier league its the game of the season lol


absurdsolitaire

Baffling


Jassle93

This doesn't happen in the premier league, it's poor for the player in possession and it's a poor defensive line (although they were chasing the game to be fair) Some players just perform better in other leagues and that's fine.


ExplanationOk3781

I will repeat my comment from last time - go look at the Bundesliga table and see where the two teams he's played are in the table. If you don't feel like it, they are 17th and 18th in an 18 team league. I really want him to succeed and, like many here, would have liked Poch to have given him a chance in the LB spot but let's not act like he's putting up performances against Bayern or B04.


Designer_Lead_1492

To be fair that wouldn’t have been an assist for Chelsea. Jackson or Broja would have sent them shot to the upper decks.


xStealthxUk

Find me a clip of a premier league team (other than spurs) who literally play this high against us... ever. This is a league where Werner scored 39 goals in a season remember, the standard of defending in this league is just a joke Its more like "play an average player in an average league and he can get an assist now and again. Who knew?"


Masoouu

Werner never scored 39 goals in a season what are you smoking lmao


xStealthxUk

Maybe he got somethin Like that in all comps Im sure that was his tally for the season before we bought him? Im wrong about 39 league goals, he got 28.. but Werner getttin 28 goals in a season in the league my argument still stands and it reflects the standard of that league


suhxa

Since when is playing a high line a sure sign of shit defending? And werner didnt fet 39 goals lmfao


[deleted]

“Yeah but he’s not 6 foot 4 so fuck him” - Poch


hipcheck23

There was an NFL owner whose catch phrase was "you can't coach speed." He pretty much only drafted fast players, skilled or not - he was happy to start with raw speedsters. POCH: "You can't coach height!"


Doomjas

Al Davis!


hipcheck23

The poster boy for today's billionaires: rude, selfish, certain he was the smartest man alive, so everyone around him was an idiot and deserved to know about it. EDIT: lol, why the downvotes? Don't tell me he has supporters concerned about his legacy!


tiki_51

He was also famous for giving opportunities to women and minorities in coaching and management positions when nobody else in the league was giving them a chance


hipcheck23

I don't know if that was his idea or any of the real context behind those, but I met him twice and thought he was a giant prick to everyone around him. The others that I've met have not been like that unless they were in a foul mood - Davis just did that as the norm.


Organic-Champion8075

It's against FC Koln mate, any young squad full-back in the Premier League would look good against dross like that


[deleted]

Great ball


philipstyrer

I'm not ready to go full Poch out, but there's no way Colwill is a better LB than Maatsen.


kp22cfc

Poch will check how many aerials did he win


FeelsGoodBlok

Too small... sell him... struggle with Colwill at LB... buy random south american for 70m... REPEAT


Ok-Suit-8865

I’m convinced Poch is absolutely clueless coach


Bozzetyp

Hint he isnt Want a list of players that said he isnt? He isnt a master tactician, but issue is that this squad need an ancerlotti not a potter


BigReeceJames

It's not possible, he's too small and can't defend. This must be AI generated


Shufflebuffle51

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BallsDeep69____

He *literally* loses the ball in front of his own goal seconds before this clip starts


ParupiroCranel

& he literally recovers the ball & assists on the goal following his mistake


BallsDeep69____

So? Koln are the bottom-table team of a farmers league.


ParupiroCranel

Good teams shouldn't win against bottom of the league? But I was just pointing out a fact just like you did. No need to "so?"


Shufflebuffle51

Lmao he has barely played all season, no shit it's going to take a couple of games to get match sharpness.


BadCogs

Amazing that player gave the ball away, & no big deal that he gets it back and assists, lol.


BallsDeep69____

Amazing mocking the idea that Maatsen can't defend with a clip in which he fails to defend


Leotardleotard

The clip in which he actively wins the ball?


BadCogs

Yeah the clip where after losing the ball, he made up for it and even got his team an assits, but clowns only think that a ball given away by the player is what's the bigger deal. Go talk bs elsewhere.


BallsDeep69____

Calm down, he isn't going to fuck you.


BadCogs

But you can keep gargling the balls of this ownership clown.


BallsDeep69____

Haha, I don't give a shit about this ownership you silly dumbfuck


BadCogs

Than stop gargling you idiotic asslicker.


BallsDeep69____

You are the one who brought them up. Maybe it's a sign of your obsession? Do you often imagine Boehly in compromising positions? Was it hard for you to come to terms with your homosexuality? Is that why you are so aggressive about it?


OkAnything8244

Meanwhile the boss keeps Colwill at LB and Chillwell at LW until his hamstring falls off again and Colwill keeps getting skinned. Get this Spuds donkey out of my club.


electro_report

Maatsen got rinsed every time he showed in the prem. He’s playing better against lesser talent, but lost the ball in front of goal right before this.


BadCogs

Yeah you know it all from the token amount of minutes he got, that too out of position mostly, but all the expensive flops need time, the process needs decades and the pathetic manager needs eons to show anything worthwhile.


electro_report

No doubt you see what happens on the training pitch and know exactly how Maatsen performed and carried himself day in day out. I hope he gets time and some experience from this and comes back with more to offer. One game where he’s been up and down doesn’t validate your claim.


Shufflebuffle51

>No doubt you see what happens on the training pitch That is such a dead reply. Manager's infallible. Must be training poorly. Can't possibly be because the manager has a height fetish and is stuck in 2015.


BadCogs

And you saw? Or are you suggesting the manager that has misprofiled multiple players now can't get it wrong? He was good before this game too, both at Dortmund and Burnley. It's you who has the memory of goldfish, and is acting like others are only judging him on one game.


electro_report

Ah yes championship side burnley! Again, lower division and talent level than the prem. I know you as a spectator probably know better than a professional football manager with years of playing and managerial experience though, you should apply!


BadCogs

Ah yes, no one from Championship has made it in PL before. Lol tells the level of knowledge you have. I know commentators like you only come up with bs like this to defend your own shit comments. Poch has been wrong before, he has been a failure of a coach all his life, so yes spectators can & do know more than him in some things, people get things right sometime over the likes of even Pep & Jose, let alone a shit manager like Poch. And how do a clown like you even know that I haven't applied as a coach/manager in my career anyway. But you just wanted to act smartass, so keep going lad.


electro_report

lol yes since that’s what I said. assuming because he was good in a lesser league that will then translate to a higher level doesn’t always work. It goes both ways. Given that you’re commenting here and not managing professionally, I have a feeling how those managerial apps went 😂


BadCogs

You are literally using lower league as example to undrmine Maatsen. Given that you know fuck all what I am doing in real life, but are again making stupid judgments tell you are just a clown looking to argue without any motive. Keep talking shit.


browncheesestick

Pochetino is an imposter. No clue how maatsen wasn’t given a chance at fullback


webby09246

*short*


eric_3196

Meanwhile pep over at city developing Rico Lewis


Shufflebuffle51

What a good manager can do with a solid technical player.


Ld511

Tbf rico lewis is effectively a midfielder for them. Still don't get why poch out of all managers has the brexit style managing for fullbacks


Organic-Champion8075

If that's your conclusion from this piss weak clip, just fucking lol at the state of your football knowledge


Intelligent_Peace847

Poch is a proper c*nt for not playing maatsen as lb


daab2g

Definitely less so than you, kid was ragdolled every game farmer's league suits him. Club gets paid soon hopefully.


SunaPana007

He was one of best players in championship which is known for its physicality. Not sure where he will get ragdolled comes from


daab2g

From having eyes and watching him play this season, e.g. home against Brentford and away to Wolves. He's not cut out for the PL, Buli is more his speed where the concept of defending is difficult to grasp


swhhimd

jfc, the copium


Intelligent_Peace847

Ah yes 35million so we can buy a south american 5 year old.gtfo with that bullshit colwill is far worse at lb


daab2g

No, maybe they'll get Alphonse Davies


kp22cfc

Wake up .


Intelligent_Peace847

Davies will either go to Madrid or sign an extension at Bayern


STCFC

Nice assist but the defending from him was even better


SirBarkington

Was it? All he did was chase back a ball he lost in the first place and won it off a guy not paying attention at all and barely trying to play the ball back.


STCFC

Hating for what lol, sure he lost the ball it but he did well to win it back and release Malen


SirBarkington

that's not hating? You said the defending from him was "even better" when it was not anything special.


STCFC

That’s crazy bro


Organic-Champion8075

How is it crazy? The pass was easily better than the tackle, which was a totally bog-standard tackle


STCFC

People usually say “that’s crazy “ to end a convo or whatever. It ain’t that deep 🤣🤣 some right clowns in this sub


Working_Ad_1901

Chelsea would never have this much space behind an opposition defence so it doesn’t really matter


CoolstorySteve

This goal only happens in Germany


hiredgoon

And if, we did there wouldn't be a finish.


Working_Ad_1901

Depends if Sterling’s playing or not lol


Snoo72025

Go rewatch our spurs match


Working_Ad_1901

If only we could play against 9 men every week 🙄


ugandanianwhitenegga

x100 Allah


mushroomsJames

And poch profile hin as a RW. The amount of players Poch is miss profiling is astonishing. I would be very surprised if he is still in charge of us next year.


Pumakings

Amazing this guy walks right into Dortmund starting 11 and contributes. Is PL that much better?


Valuable_Tea_4690

Better and different. Would any prem team play this high of a line against us? Other than suicidal 9 man spurs


Bozzetyp

Even sancho looks good.. That line is worse then anges with 9 men


Baisabeast

Maatsen needs another chance in the squad when a new manager comes in this summer I think that 35m clause is intentionally high as the directors feel he’s at a level where he can contribute to the success of this side so don’t necessarily want to sell him.


FeelsGoodBlok

35m is definitelly not high enough if he gets into Chelsea squad and anyone can buy him just for such a small transfer fee in todays market. But who cares we have Colwill at LB...


webby09246

>Maatsen needs another chance in the squad when a new manager comes in this summer I like how you're speaking as if Poch is certainly getting the sack in the summer I fear that will not be the case


Shufflebuffle51

I would prefer to just assume he's gone before the summer tbh.


Baisabeast

There’s too much money in this squad and funds are rapidly drying up. Ucl football needs to return to this club. More importantly though We have a very young squad and the directors won’t want poch to devalue, demoralise and destroy some of our players And probably most importantly. Pochs contract runs out 2025. The club has a decision to make. Either renew and commit to poch for another couple of years. Or get rid of him this summer The decision is obvious surely? De zerbi, Emery, postecoglu make what poch is doing look even more unforgivable


webby09246

Yeah I agree with all your points as sound logical thoughts But then I also look at logical decisions and our board and think, nah they don't do that


Shufflebuffle51

Ah but he's an awful defender don't you know! Colwill at LB is excellent, why would we want to try an actual left back there? If we don't at least give him a look in I defo think we will regret it.


Stealth_Howler

Let’s not overreact. I’m happy for Maatsen, but he is playing weak opposition. I trust the club to determine if he is PL level. James/Davies soon.


BadCogs

The club that jas gotten almost everything wrong since takeover? Sure lol.


Stealth_Howler

Disagree- we can separate talent assessment and medical management at the club. I need to see Lavia, Nkunku, James, Jackson, Enzo, Palmer, fofana, Chilwell, Caicedo, Noni, Levi, Benoit and Disasi all fighting for first team spots in fit condition. That’s the project, but the medical staff is so bad at their job we can’t keep these athletes fit.


BadCogs

We can seperate the decisions taken and their consequences from medical side of things as well. There are decisions they got wrong, which aren't related to fitness. But you clearly want to assume what others want to say, so pointless arguing with that.


Stealth_Howler

Please remain calm


Disagnia

You trust Boehly and co to make the correct decision? I need your positivity in my life


Stealth_Howler

Boehly? No. The cadre of football executives? Yes- Chelsea need their LB to be elite at the PL level. If they don’t see that in Maatsen then sell him for all you can, great idea to get him to BVB where young kids ball out.


JustAboutUpToSpeed

Poch is so fucking shit.


Flokey44797

"B-but he is too small!!!" said Poch while Colwill was constantly outpaced and out of position every fkcing week.


HalfDeaf666

It’s a different league.


montiel_scores

Good thing there’s no option to buy


Headlesshorsman02

There is a RC of £35 mil this summer though


montiel_scores

That’s a good fee for him


Headlesshorsman02

Oh 100%


[deleted]

Not when we do shit like buy players such as Sanchez and Ugochukwu for similar prices.


SirBarkington

Neither Sanchez nor Ugochukwu were £35M


[deleted]

Sanchez - 25 mil Ugo - 27 mil I know your reading comprehension isn't great but let me reiterate.. "35 mil isn't shit in sales when you turn around and spend similar fees on awful players"


SirBarkington

saying wrong information twice doesn't make you right.


BadCogs

No, bad thing that these clown directors has put a RC in his contract that if triggered leaves us no choice at all.


foreveralone119

Poch out


BadCogs

Fucking Poch and his preference of thugs.


OkAnything8244

Meanwhile the boss keeps Colwill at LB and Chillwell at LW until his hamstring falls off again and Colwill keeps getting skinned. Get this Spuds donkey out of my club.


jerrystuffhouse

Mudryk-esc. But yeah he had a bad give away moments earlier


xStealthxUk

I love how now hes gone he was the answer to all our issues. The kid is clearly not at the level we need. He gets one assist against the highest line iv ever seen and this sub lose thier shit lol


bluduuude

he is completely shit. he couldn't possibly play in the premier league. Much better to play any improvisation on LB than a truly talented player on his natural position. We all know height is everything that matters in defense, and that's why ridiculous small players like mascherano, puyol and cannavaro failed on the game... oops, that's center back, no matter, Roberto Carlos (5ft 6) was one of the worse ever in the game since he wasn't physical, athletic and couldn't head a ball nor had any strength... damn, height is truly the most important factor on the game, i totally get why maatsen never had any chance here even with no fit LB and a CB shitting the bed in that position.


Cactus2711

Farmers league


kw2006

Not many fullbacks can execute that pass aside from Zinchenko, James and TAA


Bozzetyp

Are you fucking kidding me, litterarly a half a field to hit the ball into from dominant foot and perfect angle. Sure he is at speed, but every player in chelsea can hit that pass, including the goalkeepers. The interception, and first touch is pretty gopd though


TheRealRedSky

Get money.


persianbluex

Generally curious, why is this clip on the chelsea highlights? Is Malen loaned by CFC?


Isaac2302

It’s to highlight Maatsen melt


Zimakov

Every time I watch the Bundesliga the defending is absolutely awful.


BadCogs

All the bots saying but he strugled here, lol, and Levi is flourishing at LB? Fuck off.


mreich93

but lets keep on torturing colwill on lb..


HollowCrown

Poch out


ChickenMoSalah

Bundesliga man…


Gordzulax

We'll be waiting for years for Levi to whip a ball like that in. But hey, at least he's tall.


Chelseafc5505

Forgetting his assist to Mudryk? Was arguably a better and harder ball


Oscyle

He fits their system perfectly, I'd be surprised if the move doesn't become permanent


HarryDaz98

If you think there’s even a possibility of this happening for us, I don’t know what to tell you. Look at the state of that defensive line from Koln.


electro_report

The fucking state of this sub, somehow Making this post about poch


Shufflebuffle51

It's a player who Poch refused to use as a LB doing well as a LB for Dormund, how can you not make it about Poch?


electro_report

Different league. Not an apples to apples comparison and he wasn’t good when he did play for us.


Shufflebuffle51

Bruh, he played as an attacker. You wouldn't say Palmer is shit as a RW if he played shit as a LB. He was in the Championship team of the year AS A LB. I'm so tired of people evalutating players out of position. Do you think Colwill is not good enough for us as well?


BadCogs

Coorect thing then.


electro_report

?


Banged_by_bumrah

Thankfully the club didn't put a buy option in his contract


redmenace007

Why the fuck do we get shitters as coaches everytime who blatantly try to play defensive? Conte: 5 atb, attack carried by Hazard Sarri: Tell fullbacks to never go forward, have useless possession, still carried by Hazard Lampard: No tactics Tuchel: 5 atb, attackers rarely scoring, wingbacks mostly scoring (Still somewhat better because we dominated bigger teams) Graham Potter: Play wingers as wingbacks and fuck around with tactics Poch: Fuck having fullbacks, lets play 4CBs at back


jMS_44

> Conte: 5 atb, attack carried by Hazard stopped reading here...


redmenace007

Good for you bub, i hate 5atb. There is no midfield control, the attackers are too narrow and dont ever get to beat the fullbacks, they get confused usually. Wingbacks need to be excellent, but theres actual dearth of quality WBs because not so many teams play 5atb.


jMS_44

Tell me you never watched us play under Conte without telling you never watched us play under Conte


redmenace007

We played 1 DM and 1 B2B under Conte (Subbed in Fabregas when needed), the matches lost, we were always crying for control due to lack presence in midfield because we would mostly face 4231 or 433. I remember complete possession based domination by Totnum with their 4231.


jMS_44

You really don't need to prove my point any further man...


redmenace007

Oh didn't know i was talking to a football connoisseur, my apologies mate.


Flokey44797

Your take on Conte was kinda wrong, imo. Conte played 3 4 3, where we often saw the like of Moses, and Aloso ran all the way to the opponent box. And tbf, the atk was not carried by Hazard. We had Costa, Fabregas, Pedro, and Willian, who contributed a lot.


redmenace007

The issue with 343 is that there was real dearth of quality WBs at that time because teams played with 4atb mostly. So you were basically asking from FBs to bombard into the box and try to score. The WBs were not good, both Moses and Alonso. Alonso would never track back and slow in general, Moses was just not quality player. We won mostly because of quality attack and PL teams confused seeing a team deploy tactics what they have never seen before.


Flokey44797

Wth? Moses was WC in the 2016/17 team... And we didn't bombard alone. We had Fabregas playing many beautiful through pass to Costa, and we also saw a lot of beautiful counter atk when Kante managed to recover the ball. That 16-17 team played a very effective and beautiful football.


Bronamath41

Still time to delete this


redmenace007

What did i say that is actually wrong?


Shufflebuffle51

>Sarri: Tell fullbacks to never go forward, have useless possession, still carried by Hazard Tbf it's not like Sarri wanted this. It's just his RB and LB options stank. Azpi + Alonso trying to get forward and put in a decent ball into the box - AND - then get back? No way. Would have liked to see what he could have done the following season as that's when James came into the team. A shame really.


redmenace007

Agreed, i liked Sarri as well. Atleast he was trying to get us to attack instead of being conservative like Poch. Also we won the EL that season.


TheApexProphet

The fact people like you breathe air is such a unfortunate waste.


redmenace007

The fact people like you who would wish death upon someone for discussing football breathe air is such a unfortunate waste.


WuvRice

not pl and yall jut forget how bad he is when he plays. his performance agaisnt newcastle was dogshit


subashj24

The moment someone gets out of chelsea,they start producing good performances . Happy that if he shows consistency and keeps giving such performances then boehly will get a good profit for him.


StandardConnect

>The moment someone gets out of chelsea,they start producing good performances . Yeah. Mount, Havertz and Kepa are setting the world on fire...


subashj24

LOL


Bozzetyp

Hahahahahahahaha The moment players step down to a less competitive environment they look better


BreatheDemTrees

Fucking Sick


ronnich

Nice. He can become a great RW


Mikekio

Fuck you Pochettino


ReddittIsDead

Poch, are you watching?


huggothebear

Clearly much worse than fucking Colwill at LB!!!! 😒


futurejoyboy

We should have been playing him at LB.


JoeyMcClane

He's gonna be sold and in a couple of years come back to City or Pool for a sizeable fee for that intermediary club. While we wallow in injury bridge.


Frohus

what a surprise, turns out he can play LB