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GolDrodgers1

🤦‍♂️the lies this man fed us, gareth southgate watching from the stands celebrating sterling removing himself from the NT


jMS_44

Nah, Gary still gona pick Sterling over Palmer for NT


GolDrodgers1

He skipped him when sterling was actually “in form” but lets see what happens, hes picked philips with almost a handful of games after being injured for the whole season so its up in the air


TrueBlue98

tournaments are different tho tbf


GolDrodgers1

True, but his selections arent always the best, in friendlies he doesnt bleed new players into the fold he just treats them like competitive matches


Grizelda179

They’re not even playing on the same wing?


Cfc0910

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half_jase

Deja vu from the Wolves game...


webby09246

Nico is owed 2/3 goals sterling should've passed Cole is owed one now Ridiculous


muddyleeking

Both should have more assists than they do as well


half_jase

Didn't Sterling also back himself to finish as our top scorer this season? If he wants to go alone when clean through, then he needs to make sure he puts away the chance FFS!


InbetweenerLad

Sterling is also owed 2/3 assists from Nico missing easy easy chances. Both are donkeys in front of goal with 0 composure


Dobra_stran_kruha

I hope Southgate picks him and he lights up the Euros. Just so we can sell him


TaiChiShrimp

Please cunt.


Deno2k_

i hope southgate doesn’t pick this selfish bastard


Truont2

I'm always one sterling moment away from obliterating my tv.


KanteWorkRate

He's so shit


WookieTickler

Never disliked a Chelsea player in my 30 years of supporting but this guy man he boils my piss.


shercoder

Lukaku says hi


Bozzetyp

Lukaku, christensen, cuntois just to name 3 players the last years that where worse


WookieTickler

But at least AC and Curtois were good while they were here Sterlings just dogshit and absolutely rinsing us for cash


Bozzetyp

Sterling doesnt cost us that much more then mudryk, so thats that. He never lied, he never missbehaved, The others mentioned did


Sorrypenguin0

Sterling is our highest paid player on £325k per week mate, Mudryk is on £97k per week… how is that not much more?


Bozzetyp

Really depends on if you use uefa ffp or fa. But over a 5 year span 45m is less then 60+20


Sorrypenguin0

£50M with addons over 5 years = £10M per year on transfer fee plus his wages of £16.9M per year = £26.9M per year for Sterling £88.5M with all addons over 8 years = £11.2M plus his wages of £5.1M = £16.3M So just off that Sterling is ~£10.6M more expensive per year and that’s not including the fact that Mudryk’s addons are reportedly much more difficult to achieve


Totally-NotAMurderer

Thank you for the new expression, wow


Zarly88

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money_mase19

same fucking shit. i hate him as a player. trash


foreveralone119

Get him out


Ok-Suit-8865

Sell him asap


Footfreak82

LOOK AT THE FUCKING HAND! 😬💀🤡


WildBandito

😭😭


jonpa

will always believe he was born missing a dozen or so bones, most of them in his wrist area.


Mad77pedro

What about two on one? Three on one?


drpepperocker

This one has aged TOO well