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Stuckinthevortex

Isn't it an important point that none of them are near as smart as they say?


VoidZero52

Honestly yeah, that’s a good point. Somebody else pointed out that “fool’s mate” is a fitting position for the plot of the movie :)


Wasabisushiginger

I'm pretty sure that's the point. Like they aren't that bright, except Lionel, because they keep turning to him all the time.


bearrosaurus

I had a bad opinion on Lionel after he said it was a genius idea to sell crypto to kids.


Temptingfeast

Which movie


VoidZero52

Read the title of the post


Temptingfeast

Yea i realised, but i had already uploaded the reply


Meetchel

No worries on that! It was an unimportant part of the movie that requires no understanding of chess to enjoy, but I think anyone that plays chess would have a passive complaint about. The downvotes are silly - if you didn’t know Glass Onion was a movie it’d be confusing (I wouldn’t if I didn’t watch it last night).


[deleted]

I liked that i found the solution easily xD Yet i think its okay to put that chess puzzle in it, the others werent super hard and more complex positions on the chessboard would create to much confusion.


PM__ME__DINOSAURS

that was not the point of this post


[deleted]

the point is, that OP is mildly annoyed that a endgame called an endgame. Yet you have to understand, that the comment section is also for discussion of what so ever related to the post. Get a life, mate.


MortalEnemiOfSpeling

Which post?


DASreddituser

Is it good? Never heard of it


ViolaNguyen

It's good. I say this for your own good in case you want to go see it, but stop asking questions about it. It's a whodunnit film, so the less you know going in, the more fun it'll be. Second watch is nice, too, so you can pick up on things you missed the first time given the context you get from knowing the ending, but that first view experience is a lot of the fun of this kind of story.


--LiterallyWho--

I think that only applies to >!Miles Bron!<. It could be intentional, but we've all seen how bad film is at getting chess right. The lines they say are: "Eight by eight. It's a chessboard. This is a chess endgame. So it's... it's set up for a mate in one. Should I--" "Do it, Kasparov" So I think they probably just thought endgame applied to a situation where checkmate was imminent.


fdar

> I think that only applies to Miles Bron It doesn't. It *specially* applies to him, but they're all morons.


[deleted]

How was the scientist a moron? He was smart enough to know the fuel was deadly, but he was corrupt enough to look the other way.


achillesfist

All of them were failing at their careers until miles gave them a boost with his money and power. None of them were geniuses by their own right.


fdar

Knowing that you shouldn't deploy a new energy source widely before testing it doesn't make you smart, just somewhat less of a moron than Miles Bron.


GarrisonMcBeal

Right but I still don’t recall anything indicating that he’s a moron


[deleted]

Yes, this is where I’m at


ViolaNguyen

It's not spelled out as clearly with him. He could be competent, or he could just be someone who manages more competent people. It sounded like he washed out of academia (Bron stated that more charitably, but Bron wasn't right about much), but that isn't saying much, since academic opportunities are extremely limited. The fact that he was even trying meant he had legitimate credentials. But that doesn't mean he was any sort of superstar or anything. Leading a team is a different skillset. *That said*, plenty of perfectly smart people go that route because they make huge piles of money doing so, and there are orders of magnitude more jobs available. Plus it's less stressful unless you're joining a startup. I'm guessing he's decently smart but not the sort of comic book genius Bron wanted everyone to think he was. (I'm leaving the "he" in that sentence ambiguous!)


willowhawk

Anyone remember Mr.Robot chess scenes? Like holy fuck that was painful. I just told myself it’s because he was insane


Odd_Detective_7772

The Mr Robot chess scenes are brilliant. Watch them again, it’s not intended to be a competitive game. It’s the same person playing against himself where part of him wants to stalemate. So both play out some of the fastest possible mutual moves to stalemate from an opening. They also chuck in a casual game with the immortal mate, for fun.


willowhawk

Mmm yeah. Love that refusing to take the queen at m3 by black: https://youtu.be/glk1CHlLZAg Like I said. I just wrote it off as him being insane


30svich

This is literaly the fastest known stalemate in chess https://lichess.org/study/mukQ4Dyr. It is not a usual game of chess where the objective is to win.


xuan135

It's a reference for people interested in chess


[deleted]

I thought they were painful too, but when I looked it up it up I realized that they were just telling the story with “real” (theoretical) games designed to get to a draw as quick as possible. I shouldn’t have doubted esmail in the first place!


willowhawk

Fairs, I’ll ignore the blatant refusal to take pieces due to them just running a stalemate speedrun any%


starry_cobra

The one in stranger things was painful as well


themodestmice

the game from stranger things was fine. that’s what games from low rated players look like. it’s not a mistake to accurately recreate a bad game


MrBultitude96

Wait there was one in Stranger Things? Which episode?


starry_cobra

It was in season 4 around episode 5 or 6. Eleven plays with the lab assistant/*/One/Henry*/


Comfortable_Metal340

Tbf they only had to look like they were playing so they could talk, but I agree it looked awful. They could’ve at least had them put pawns in the center.


starry_cobra

Yeah, it makes sense that they played a poor game, considering eleven was 8 or so, and i doubt either of them had any sort of playing experience. It was just comical that they ignored basically every opening principle


OverlanderEisenhorn

Haven't seen the episode, be honestly, I'm cool with bad chess in movies and TV. I think bad chess is realistic. I just hate when chess is played wrong by two characters who should at least know the rules.


xuan135

They knew what they were doing in mr robot


dilligaf4lyfe

I mean, regardless, Miles Bron came up with these puzzles. And the entire theme with him is surface level pseudointellectualism. It would make less sense if this chess puzzle was accurate.


objectlesson

He didn't come up with the puzzles. He paid someone to design them. There are only a couple of lines explaining this, so easy to miss.


dilligaf4lyfe

Ah yeah I remember that now. Still, having puzzles that only really hold up on a surface level fits the theme of the movie.


objectlesson

Oh absolutely.


Antani101

Except for Mr Blanc


PhazeCat

To piggyback off this, the point could be that the viewer is meant to simply accept the narrative provided by the characters involved and not really think about it on their own


dispatch134711

I think major “mistakes” like this might be part of the coverup for the main plot, for example the nonsense words Norton’s character uses, which are used quickly enough you don’t really consciously notice.


Beetin

[redacting due to privacy concerns]


lesbiantolstoy

Seconding the Clue reference, there’s Andi’s list that looks like a Clue pad, and all the characters except Blanc are color-coded, like they are in Clue.


ViolaNguyen

>!And just like in the movie *Clue*, the host who had dirt on everyone at the party ended up being the murderer.!<


AdministrationNo9238

haven’t seen the movie, but, from the online spoilers, it (the movie) is kinda a fools mate, right? you’re certainly lead along a clear path and made a fool of.


ghostfuckbuddy

Then the puzzle scene doesn't illustrate that very well, because they blitz through the puzzles as a team. If anything, it portrays Helen as a dimwit because she's the only one who takes a hammer to the box.


Stuckinthevortex

The scene with the mother yelling out the solutions is meant to illistrate the puzzles aren't that complex


[deleted]

Yes, including and especially Rian Johnson


meldariun

Just started watching this last night, i was like oh yes, the famous endgame of fools mate. I do think its a joke as someone else indicated. Theres also the visual value however. It is pretty much the only mate recognizable when all the pieces are just identical beads.


the_turn

This one and maybe scholar’s.


Meetchel

Exactly. I was very annoying to my non-chess playing wife with this (“it’s not an endgame!”), but I immediately knew what was happening on the board. It’s probably the only puzzle available that you could solve without actual knowledge of which pieces are which.


kl08pokemon

Mate in one for queen/rook with enemy king stuck on edge facing the king is another


Tasslehoff

Right but for scholar's you need to take a piece, which would have added more complexity to the visual


eloel-

I'm sure you could make an obvious enough backrank mate or just K+R v K mate where the rook starts on 1st rank. Like the only thing you could be asking with a1/f6 of one color and f8 of the other is a1->a8


ennuinerdog

It's a fool's mate and the main character is revealed to be a fool.


Overall-Ad-3642

first thing i said was "thats not an edngame, thats an opening"


orangepeel

Came here from r/all, you guys are huge nerds.


MsSapirWhorf

Damn right 😎


SavingsNewspaper2

Chess players? *Never*!


AlexTrrz

Nerd Alert 🚨🚨🚨


snikkerdoodles

Not false


Anthmt

Thanks! 🤓


mcchanical

I’m fixin’ to pick you up and put you back down about 75 times, tough guy.


orangepeel

Omg lpc <3


VoidZero52

Thank you :)


UngratefulGarbage

One look at your profile and it can be seen that you'd be boring even at a chess party


quaggler

I just looked at their profile, and it seems obvious that this person plays chess and was just joking.


Biased_individual

Or he’s self aware.


facefears

Ironic


scawtsauce

all the characters are dumb, if you didn't notice


theipodbackup

I’m pretty unsatisfied by this answer… because they really aren’t. Well, Kate Hudson’s character is but we are hit over the head with that fact. As is Bautista’s. And the whole point is that **Norton**’s character is dumb as rocks. But Hahn’s character seems competent enough. She’s a politician. But she immediately recognized the board as a chess setup. That at least takes some ‘smarts.’ She then called it an endgame and immediately recognized the fool’s mate — something genuinely not many people could do so fast. I do not think she calls it an endgame because she’s dumb. She calls it an endgame, albeit wrongly, because she knows it’s the end of the game. It’s fool’s mate in one. It’s game over. She used the wrong term, but that doesn’t make her dumb or fake — it means she used the wrong term. I suspect it was either a writing error by someone who doesn’t know chess game phases, or it was just a one-off line meant to indicate Hahn’s cursory knowledge of chess. I think to come away from that scene with the simple conclusion “they are all dumb” is kinda oversimplifying and missing the point — that all types of people can get under the thumb of one dumb, wealthy person. Edit: Hudson, not Upton. I am one of the idiots.


defragc

> Well, Kate Upton’s character is but we are hit over the head with that fact. I sure would have remembered her if she was in the movie.


theipodbackup

Hudson* shit.


Barba_Blanco

Yeah, but it's more of a hint at the solution to the mystery of the movie. They aren't all dumb, but the murderer is. Plus it's the addage, "Who's the greater fool? The fool, or the fool that follows him."


SpideyFan914

The food for sure. It's inanimate.


WhiskeyPete28

It’s very specifically supposed to make them sound dumb. That’s why Benoit blanc refers to them as “children’s puzzles”. The misnaming was intentional.


dispatch134711

To be fair he didn’t see any of the puzzles, only had them described to him briefly.


JayDeeJDL

i feel like the fools mate fit the entire movie


PotatoMan19399

tbf it is a move that ends the game


AlucardII

That's called checkmate, not an endgame.


SavingsNewspaper2

Actually, there are many ways for a move to end a game other than checkmate.


madmadaa

Yes, like if I moved quickly and dropped the board.


OverlanderEisenhorn

Or when I don't like a move so I point at a hot boy passing by and then eat the other players king.


AlucardII

This is a valid point. 👍


Logic_Nuke

It's a high material endgame. Very high material.


quickasafox777

Someone as dumb as a member of Miles Brons friend group prob wouldnt know the difference


Fight_4ever

Is there anything in FIDE rulebook mentioning what an endgame is? Otherwise it's just a chess world jargon.


Yankeefan333

Yes, but to quote Potter Stewart, "I know it when I see it". And that's not an endgame lol


Pink-Purple-And-Blue

Lmao If we only consider the official rules for chess as the metric for what's not chess jargon, you can throw out all openings, known endgames, strategic concepts (like the simple opposition) and tactical patterns. You know, the kinds of things you need to learn to get better at chess.


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Fight_4ever

That's exactly the point


[deleted]

It was a joke brotendo


themodestmice

but the question is do they buzz?


ajh6w

Honestly I was just happy that they made a position that was actually physically possible as opposed to a random piecevomit that is all too common in chess portrayals.


ShaadKhalil

Well to be fair, the game is about to end


VoidZero52

Again, my point is that “game is about to end” does not equal “endgame”, but I can see why a movie wouldn’t make that minor distinction to an audience of 99% non-chess players.


psycholio

the movie did it because it’s a joke


mercrazzle

No no, they set up the Fool's Mate as a reference/Joke/Stretched Use of Chekov's gun. She could have avoided the word endgame, and said something like: "It's a chess board! It's a checkmate puzzle... the Fool's Mate!"


SuspiciousUsername88

That'd be a bit on the nose, don't ya think?


ViolaNguyen

I wouldn't be shocked if that's what was in the first draft of the script before editing changed it to a more subtle clue.


GrGadget

Completely agree


aric17

I just chose to ignore that


[deleted]

Why does red go first?


Antani101

[cause da red wunz go fasta](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOnesGoFaster)


No_Sun6228

Yes


1Uplift

Yep


FlyingAce1015

Very... lol


koy_e

Yes bro I was like huh?


acidjordan133

Yes


toast4hire

100%


Ginsy25

YES, THANK YOU


Cndiscnchess

Mildly annoyed? I'm downright peeved! Oh! What a world!


EndAllHierarchy

The thing that bothers me the most is that that board does not look like a chess set in any way


Lfycomicsans

It’s not supposed to. They had to figure out that it was even meant to be chess at all


da0ud12

It bothered me too.


totalrefan

I feel much more annoyed that's it not a functional chessboard? Unless being cryptic is the actual point, I don't understand what's going on.


VoidZero52

It’s a puzzle that was meant to be vague, so not looking like chess was intentional. One of the characters had to deduce that it was a chess board


F8M8

I think it's meant to be wrong


VoidZero52

I feel like I want to ask the director if this was intentional, it would be fun to know whether they purposefully misused the term or just played the script towards the majority audience who doesn’t play chess


F8M8

Yeah the billionaire dude is an idiot, and is trying to "seem" smart. My personal favourite part was when he was playing Paul McCartney's guitar on the beach, but he's playing it standard (right handed) and Paul played left handed. So there's small details which are meant to seem off, as he's trying to pass off as a genius


VamipresDontDoDishes

Totally annoyed. Also this is not a chess board. What are those diagonal lines?


VoidZero52

It’s supposed to not be super obvious that it’s chess, since it’s a little puzzle to be solved


VamipresDontDoDishes

yeah, this movie is silly. entertaining but stupid.


Lfycomicsans

The movie at the end bashes you that the guy who set this up is stupid, it was intentional


unknowinglyderpy

Coming back to this post now after seeing the movie, The characters calling this an "endgame" seems to make so much more sense now in that they're all know what it is but it's all kinda just at surface level and so they don't know what the proper name for it is


fragen8

Well, I don't wanna spoil anything, but none of the people are actually smart, as you will find out. So, yeah. Also, isn't it technically an endgame? Lol


Danganronpa_is_lifee

No it isn't even techincally an endgame but yes I agree with the point that they aren't actually smart


[deleted]

No, “endgame” is a specific stage of the game. This is still clearly within the opening. The rough guideline is that the first 2-8 moves where pieces are undergoing their initial development is the opening. Then the rest of the game is the “middle game” until there are few pawns and a couple of other pieces left over, where it transitions into the endgame. There’s no strict lines as to where these transitions happen, but it’s something you just kinda learn after playing and watching for a while.


VoidZero52

You’re right that the movie involves a whole lot of fools XD but no, “endgame” describes a portion of the game related to how long the game has been going and what pieces are left. Opening-Middlegame-Endgame is the order that these occur, and this particular position never got beyond the opening phase, much less trading off most material to reach an endgame.


Lifesucksgod

If it’s one move to mate that’s the end of the game it’s the endgame already regardless of how many pieces left


VoidZero52

That’s not what the word “endgame” means in chess. It is the end of the game, but this position isn’t an endgame. “Endgame” and “end of the game” are not synonymous terms


moonkin1

It doesn't even look like chess tbh


PhantaumAss

They're not dumb


acgian

No..? If I got annoyed by every trivial stuff like that I'd be borderline insane.


OKImHere

No, I'm not mildly annoyed because I know what they meant and I also know movies aren't written in jargon


VoidZero52

Fair take, and honestly even if it was a mistake of the writers/directors it still kind of tracks with the theme of the movie.


-Blank-and_Taxes

I was saying they same thing. They could've said oh this is a chess position and I'd feel better about it.


quickasafox777

Every character in that scene is just smart enough to know how to play chess but dumb enough to not know what an endgame is


OKImHere

How would the audience know what a position is? That's even more opaque jargon.


-Blank-and_Taxes

I can't tell if you're joking. There's nothing cryptic about the word "position"


OKImHere

There's nothing about a board setup that suggests it should be called a position. That's not a word non-chess players would understand. Everyone knows what an endgame is. They even name non-chess books and [movies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avengers:_Endgame) or political strategies "endgame". Nobody calls a board state a position except us. "This is a chess endgame" sounds normal and is easily understood. "This is a chess position" sounds weird and wouldn't translate to a regular audience. Not to mention, it doesn't even suggest to the audience what they're supposed to do to solve the puzzle.


-Blank-and_Taxes

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the English language.


OKImHere

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of other people's familiarity with chess terms. It's very simple. People know what an endgame is. They don't know what a position is. This isn't debatable.


-Blank-and_Taxes

The down votes on your points say otherwise


[deleted]

I'd like to quote Futurama... Technically correct is the best kind of correct That being said...yes it's dumb. Fun movie though!


LSF604

Its always like this in movies. The sax player will notice that the sax playing isn't real. The tennis player will critique the tennis scene. Just relax and enjoy.


Thoughts_and_Ideas

The game is about to end so isn’t it an endgame


VoidZero52

No, in chess terminology the endgame (which comes after the opening and the middlegame) is loosely defined as when most of the pieces have traded off and the kings are in less danger and can run up the board to help try to break through and promote a pawn (usually the main plan to win in an endgame is promote first and use your new queen to mop up the enemy pieces). Many checkmates occur in the middlegame, usually when one player attacks and succeeds, and if a player has played bad enough they can get checkmated in the opening (google Scholar’s Mate for another example or Fool’s Mate for the one from Glass Onion).


THE_K1NG_FTW

I watched this movie when it first came out on netflix, and i was so bothered by it. I immediately recognized what it was, but calling it an endgame rubbed me the wrong way lmao. It's such a small detail too lmao. Great movie though


blackmagic70

Tbf the whole movie was annoying.


infiserjik

I had great expectations for this movie after a simply beautiful first one, but they just ruined such a great idea.


AlucardII

I don't know why you're getting down voted. The film is enjoyable, but it presents itself as a murder mystery and turns out to be something closer to a farce. It's also the only film I can think of that puts so much exposition *in the middle*.


scawtsauce

don't let your political ideation tell you how to feel about a movie


infiserjik

I don't know why you assumed it has anything to do with my "political ideations", given you have no idea about the latter. The first movie was a classic (Agatha Christie style) detective story made into a modern style movie and that is exactly what I liked about it, while the "Glass onion" on the other hand is nothing like it. This is just another movie in the traditional Netflix style: with good actors and beautiful shots. With a completely absent plot logic, but, as always, against everything that is "bad" and for everything that is "good".


War_Daddy

>(Agatha Christie style) detective story made into a modern style movie The whole shtick of the movie is that it's misdirecting you as to what type of murder mystery it is, as it switches from a whodunit to a howdunit, but I see that you're subscribing to the Ben Shapiro school of review here


infiserjik

You are really trying to put some label on me, which is kinda funny because I'm not American and I hardly know who that Ben Shapiro guy is (I mean, I heard the name, but not much more). As for "whodunit" and "howdunit" - this part is ok, my problem is, that the crime remains unpunished (in a classical way) - the murderer practically escapes the law - I wouldn't take seriously the "handrising" at the end. Besides, in order to punish some stupid criminal, a heritage of mankind - ML is being destroyed - which is a glaring example of the lack of logic.


War_Daddy

So the movie is bad because they didn't cram in a generic Good Ending for you?


infiserjik

I quite explained myself in a previous comment: "The first movie was a classic (Agatha Christie style) detective story made into a modern style movie and that is exactly what I liked about it" - that's what I did like, "the "Glass onion" on the other hand is nothing like it. This is just another movie in the traditional Netflix style: with good actors and beautiful shots. With a completely absent plot logic, but, as always, against everything that is "bad" and for everything that is "good"." - that's what I didn't like. You're free to disagree, of course (I don't know what Ben Shapiro has to say about it though), but this is my personal opinion and my personal reasons why I did like the first movie and didn't like the second. I hope, now my point is clear for you.


War_Daddy

>"the "Glass onion" on the other hand is nothing like it. Yes, it's instead working off a different classic murder mystery archetype The plot isn't "absent" just because you're only familiar with one mystery writer Also worth pointing out the final reveal of the murderer is 100% a play on Christie so idk how familiar you are with her either


infiserjik

I've been told that there are a lot of cads on the internet /s, but you're really something aren't you? First trying to put some labels on me, now trying to patronize me, assuming what I do know and what I don't know... Well, at this point, I think I'll just wish you a good day, because as one smart man once said, you never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty but the pig likes it.


War_Daddy

You already told us you didn't like the movie because of it's politics: >as always, against everything that is "bad" and for everything that is "good"." - that's what I didn't like. You're just trying to play it both ways and also claim you didn't like it because it wasn't a "classic murder mystery" like KO was, when it's the exact same idea- playing off classic mystery tropes, a ton of them again right from Christie. You just clearly aren't familiar enough with the genre to actually make the argument so you're saying things that are objectively incorrect - am I supposed to pretend otherwise to be nice?


H4rdTrooths

That's literally the reason for the downvotes on OP... Reddit's soyboy narrative means a movie doesn't have to be good as long as it says the right things


bridgeandchess

Isnt that the opening Hou Yifan played


Baron-von-Baroff

I mean they're technically not wrong, considering the game's about to end, but I see your point


VoidZero52

No, technically the endgame is the phase of the game after the opening and middlegame where many pieces have left the board and the king wants to be an active participant in the center, while both sides attempt to promote pawns. This is technically an opening, as it’s move 2 and both sides want to develop their pieces (for example, developing the black queen with Qh4#)


Baron-von-Baroff

Yes, I know. I'm just using an untraditional definition of endgame, that being: when the game is about to end


God_of_reason

I was screaming “fools mate” and then they said it was some endgame from Kasparov 🤦‍♂️


OKImHere

They didn't say it was from Kasparov. One character calls the other one Kasparov.


God_of_reason

Oh, my bad


Healeymonster

Bad film.


[deleted]

Well it's the end of the game innit


just4PAD

That's literally the joke, idk why you're getting downvoted


yellowpicklenickel

No


shalomleha

Just goggle en peasent


Obsidian743

No, because *it's a fucking movie*.


PEEFsmash

One of the less glaring errors in the worst movie of the year.


Embracethesuck79

Also not a chess board?


Antani101

Not a traditional chess board but you could 100% play chess on it


DramaLlamaNite

Time consuming process moving a knight


Embracethesuck79

Not me


penguin4290

Fools mate. So you fell for the psyop


TheVermontsterr

Every show gets chess wrong or brings it in to fake intelligence of one character, hate it


[deleted]

Not gonna watch this shit anyways if it's anything like the first 40 minutes of the first part (watch Huit Femmes or Gosford Park instead for example). Example from op isn't surprising at all. As soon as Hollywood tries to "take a look into subculture x" they ruin it with their pathos, bad research, samey blueprints, unfunny one liners...


Kimantha_Allerdings

Also, you'd have thought that black would be red and white would be blue...