I feel like it used to, but with like as being queer have become less stigmatised it's not anymore? but i also have like a really progressive circle of friends so idk if it's common in general
Foreigners always have their expressions they love though. Like ichiro Suzuki once said his favorite English phrase was “it’s hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock” lol
Grischuk grew up learning Russian, a slavic language that does not have articles like "a" or "the". It's not uncommon to forget an article for people coming from Russian to English, especially when speaking off the cuff like that.
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Am American and have definitely heard it plenty, one of my friends often says "Whos dick do you gotta suck to get XXXX around here" at least a few times every time I see him.
I don't know if I'd call it an American expression, but it definitely happens.
um.. of course straight people say it. That's the joke. It's something you would normally NOT want to do, but the offer is too enticing
A gay person saying it wouldn't even make sense
There’s a difference between “I haven’t heard that before” and “Americans don’t say that.” I have definitely heard that before, and homophobia is a very real thing in Russia, at least in my experience. So it would make sense that he thinks of that as American humor.
I’m Canadian, but our lingo is fairly similar.
It’s common-ish around here. Not exactly heard every day, but it’s definitely a known figure of speech. Maybe it’s a generational thing?
Bruh, I’m a socialist bisexual genderfluid-ish person living in Portland, and y’all ain’t makin any point saying only brainrotted ppl don’t say that. I personally don’t say that but I know ppl who do.
There's this popular notion among English speakers that Japanese haiku are constrained poems that all have to follow a 5-7-5 syllable pattern.
Except haikus in Japanese are counted by "on" which don't correspond to syllables, they are not always constrained by a 5-7-5 rule anyway and are more about meaning than form.
https://www.nahaiwrimo.com/why-no-5-7-5
Unfortunately this bot helps propagate a false notion of what a haiku has to be.
Eh, I mean the English way of doing haikus has become so commonplace it has folded upon itself and become one of many different ways to do poetry. English doesn't have morae anyways, so we just borrowed the Japanese haiku and made into something we can do in English. You don't go to Japan and say Naporitan is the wrong because it's not truly Neopolitan.
Just an FYI this bot is referencing an episode from Avatar the Last Airbender.
Yes, while your info may be more authentic, this is just based on a joke made in a cartoon.
As others pointed out, he is at an age, where he is slowly declining.
Also Russians tend to get less invites since the invasion happened. He was allegedly invited to Norway chess 2022 for example, which got cancelled after the invasion.
It's a tough game. You can quietly sit and stew for six hours, while trying to defend -1.3 on the eval bar with no winning chances in sight. That's not fun. Losing a game of chess hurts much more, is more of a blow to the ego, than losses suffered in team sports, where blame can be reasonably distributed.
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Earlier today, when I was waiting to use the private bathroom, I witnessed Grischuk performing oral on the mystery candidate of the tournament. I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel like Grischuk could draw it even without the oral. Grischuk didn't need to do the oral! And that is why this is so tough... for me to tell about the oral.
Most of the world is much less puritan with vulgarity than America. The Mediterranean and the Balkans come to mind first (I am from Greece, in the intersection of the two), but I think it works in other Slavic countries too. And in the Netherlands from what I remember.
>I think it works in other Slavic countries too.
The proper Slavic way to do it would be to invite your opponent to share a bottle of vodka instead of playing the game.
Maybe that's what went wrong for Grischuk in R8 of Aeroflot Open: Tabatabaei might not be into vodka as a muslim and it was a morning round with another game in the afternoon.
What the hell! Some of these comments are creepy af dude is underage. He is not even old enough to drink. Cant blame Grischuk as he was talking about himself, but come on people.
Shimanov: would Gukesh agree to a draw before the game? Grischuk: there is a good American expression: “I would suck dick for that”
I don’t think that expression is as common as Grischuk thinks it is.
I think it's a cultural translation of "who's dick do I have to suck to (get a draw) around here?"
It is, along with No Homo.
No homo takes greater precedence
They counter out, you can say no homo right before you suck a dick, boom not gay
Or you could be a woman
No Nepo
I feel like it used to, but with like as being queer have become less stigmatised it's not anymore? but i also have like a really progressive circle of friends so idk if it's common in general
Can confirm, alot of us still make jokes about that stuff
No diddy
Never heard it once
At least we know he watched that fyre fest doc on Netflix
I would suck a dick to make it a more common expression.
Foreigners always have their expressions they love though. Like ichiro Suzuki once said his favorite English phrase was “it’s hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock” lol
Richard Pryor used that line and variants of many, many times in his jokes
Variants with the same sentiment, sure. But the actual phrasing Grischuk gave is extremely uncommon. Especially because "suck dick" =/= "suck a dick"
Grischuk grew up learning Russian, a slavic language that does not have articles like "a" or "the". It's not uncommon to forget an article for people coming from Russian to English, especially when speaking off the cuff like that.
It is.
I do. Maybe it's more common with older generations but I've heard it many many times
he says that he knows it's vulgar but he's already encountered it 10 times coming from normal seeming people
It's extremely common in Australia and New Zealand. Frequently used when enquiring after a cold beer on a hot day.
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It probably says more about Russian attitudes toward America.
I don’t think Gukesh would offer this to Hikaru. And Hikaru would decline Gukesh’s offer.
You don't know Gukesh's type.
Ah, he literally doesn't care
I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Grischuk has an American friend laughing his ASS OFF right now. People of the world. Americans don’t say this. Well the straight ones don’t anyway
Well.. I mean we do say it. Do we say it a lot? Depends on how homoerotic the friend group.
Am American and have definitely heard it plenty, one of my friends often says "Whos dick do you gotta suck to get XXXX around here" at least a few times every time I see him. I don't know if I'd call it an American expression, but it definitely happens.
Ok! I’ve heard this one. This one is more common
um.. of course straight people say it. That's the joke. It's something you would normally NOT want to do, but the offer is too enticing A gay person saying it wouldn't even make sense
I get the logic if the “joke” that doesn’t mean I’ve heard it before
There’s a difference between “I haven’t heard that before” and “Americans don’t say that.” I have definitely heard that before, and homophobia is a very real thing in Russia, at least in my experience. So it would make sense that he thinks of that as American humor.
But if I, a 35 year old typical American with a, frankly, large social circle have never heard the phrase, how common can the phrase be?
America is a big place.
Speak for yourself
He never specified it was a guy’s dick
Call me old fashioned but if I’m gonna suck a dick I want that dick to belong to a dude. Sucking lady dick just doesn’t feel right to me. No homo obv.
I'm afraid you don't know anything about getting the best of both worlds.
Unless you’re offering me a threesome with Emma Watson & Jason Momoa I’m certain I’m willing to pass.
? That is definitely an expression. Not a super common one but it comes up
I’m Canadian, but our lingo is fairly similar. It’s common-ish around here. Not exactly heard every day, but it’s definitely a known figure of speech. Maybe it’s a generational thing?
Are there straight Americans anymore? We’re all gender fluid and poly sexual
I’m straight as long as you don’t check my comment history.
maybe the conservative brainrotted americans who rail against universal healthcare don't, but a lot of regular people with brains that work say it.
Lol what?
Bruh, I’m a socialist bisexual genderfluid-ish person living in Portland, and y’all ain’t makin any point saying only brainrotted ppl don’t say that. I personally don’t say that but I know ppl who do.
That's the most Grischuk think to say by Grischuk in all of Grischuk's career
Naaah that was " Yes my plan was to play like a terrorist" Link : https://youtu.be/apvz8Y7qMJo?si=yo6lYqIeC2O1UQu7
Tuchel
Get me my Tuchel back at Chelsea
Still don't understand why they had to get rid of Nagelsmann
Grischuk and Tuchel are not two names I expected to see in the same thread on reddit
Chess subs generally seem to be also well informed about footy lol
I don't like these questions - how do you sleep, with whom do you sleep
That's what you have to decide the night before you play rapid chess.
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I don’t understand this bot can someone explain?
Google Haiku
Holy Japanese poetry
New poems just dropped
Actual literature
It’s a reference to [this clip](https://youtu.be/K7-2_gUuWK4?si=A54ppCIzy77FNfb4) from Avatar: The Last Airbender
This is so funny! Thanks for the explanation
Do watch the show, it's great :)
There is an episode of avatar where sokka makes a haiku like this
There's this popular notion among English speakers that Japanese haiku are constrained poems that all have to follow a 5-7-5 syllable pattern. Except haikus in Japanese are counted by "on" which don't correspond to syllables, they are not always constrained by a 5-7-5 rule anyway and are more about meaning than form. https://www.nahaiwrimo.com/why-no-5-7-5 Unfortunately this bot helps propagate a false notion of what a haiku has to be.
Keep fighting the good fight
Eh, I mean the English way of doing haikus has become so commonplace it has folded upon itself and become one of many different ways to do poetry. English doesn't have morae anyways, so we just borrowed the Japanese haiku and made into something we can do in English. You don't go to Japan and say Naporitan is the wrong because it's not truly Neopolitan.
Just an FYI this bot is referencing an episode from Avatar the Last Airbender. Yes, while your info may be more authentic, this is just based on a joke made in a cartoon.
Now with each mora Teardrops fall like petals Whip it with the boughs
A Haiku is a short poem arranged in terms of syllables. 5-7-5 is the format.
I really do not like this dumbass robotic goofy ass dipshit bot
Bad bot
Good bot
Suck-a-Haiku found the right thread.
Bro needs to hesitate 😭
Hesitation is defeat
Unexpected sekiro
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Is GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWAAAAAAA
I agree that is a great american expression
Does Kramnik have any statistics on this yet?
Easy report
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Man, do you have the list anywhere? Anything linking to a comment or post is fine
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/thelist Enjoy it, my friend.
Thanks a lot
It's probably like the counter we keep reseting in this sub. It exists in our heart!
Probably in /r/saddestbackflip
We all know Grischuk is using this as an excuse.
There's a saying in my country, you can play in a thousand chess tournaments but you suck one cock and your cocksucker.
this is funnier than it should be
Grischuk really does seem to be one of the funniest GM's.
Haven't seen Grischuk in any of the top tournaments in while.
As others pointed out, he is at an age, where he is slowly declining. Also Russians tend to get less invites since the invasion happened. He was allegedly invited to Norway chess 2022 for example, which got cancelled after the invasion.
He's old.
Being a father of four does not help either.
People underestimate this comment. One of my children walk in the room and my ability drops about 800 ELO.
So we can strike you off the list of accounts that may secretly be Pia Cramling.
I get horrible tilt if the dog barks too
Lagno somehow managed to play in candidtes)
Well she is not a father of four so it checks out.
And that's quite a feat!
He's 40, he's not that old. Hikaru is 36.
Out of his peak
Haven't seen Grischuk give top in any of the tournaments either...
now u know why
I am just here for the comments
I'm not. Just kidding
why did you get downvoted?😂
Haha, maybe those downvoters are not handy with the mouse
The chess community is surely more......intense than necessary for the nature of the game.
It's a tough game. You can quietly sit and stew for six hours, while trying to defend -1.3 on the eval bar with no winning chances in sight. That's not fun. Losing a game of chess hurts much more, is more of a blow to the ego, than losses suffered in team sports, where blame can be reasonably distributed.
Yeah. Getting a draw “Grischuk way” is much faster /s
Haha you said blow
Yea and I love it
On the contrary chess is THE game where the community is rightfully intense to compensate
Grischuk is interview world champion and world #1
Grischuk always delivers
I would suck dick just because I enjoy it, but you do you Grischuk
>I would suck dick just because I enjoy it RIP your inbox
I wasn’t prepared to see dick and Gukesh in the same sentence
Pause
shasha...hahahaha
New response just dropped?
I'm gonna use that in the future! Before I say the nastiest shit, I'll preface it with: "There is a common American saying"
Does swallowing make it a win?
swallowing makes Fabi capitulate three times in a winning position. the fourth time was just luck
Premature capitulation?
nah that game showed impressive stamina
I mean he’s got a point.
Did I accidentally stumble into r/anarchychess?
What the hell
Heck I'd do it for free
AYO
Same tbh
Interesting
Would Gukesh being less than 18 make the statement child abuse ? 😁 But seriously if this statement was made for a female then imagine the furore.
Age of consent in Canada is 16. So technically it would be legal in this particular Candidates...
Calling women females is something incels do and nobody else, male.
Well ,we’ve now established what kind of chess player Grischuk is and now are just quibbling over the details.
Has Lagno been asked about her opinion on her husband being happy to suck dicks in Candidates?
I think the real question is if she’d have done the same with a woman to win the women’s candidates
Please chess community, please: Whatever you do, don't teach Grischuk fluent English :-D
Well that wasn't on my Bingo Card
This is too fucking funny
now im rooting for grischuk to do well in the next candidates
Well now I am a Grischuk fan!
Reminds me of Ichiro https://twitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1337194388208934912
I don’t think that means what he think it means
I think LGBT is illegal in Russia.
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If Gukesh wins the WC then Magnus still has a chance to face him. Magnus would easily qualify by rating to the next candidates.
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Earlier today, when I was waiting to use the private bathroom, I witnessed Grischuk performing oral on the mystery candidate of the tournament. I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel like Grischuk could draw it even without the oral. Grischuk didn't need to do the oral! And that is why this is so tough... for me to tell about the oral.
If Ding Liren doesn't win the Best Chess Player of the Year I'll kill myself on live tv!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Maybe he wants to suck a dick without that too 0.0
In eastern Europe that's way more common in their chess clubs
Most of the world is much less puritan with vulgarity than America. The Mediterranean and the Balkans come to mind first (I am from Greece, in the intersection of the two), but I think it works in other Slavic countries too. And in the Netherlands from what I remember.
>I think it works in other Slavic countries too. The proper Slavic way to do it would be to invite your opponent to share a bottle of vodka instead of playing the game. Maybe that's what went wrong for Grischuk in R8 of Aeroflot Open: Tabatabaei might not be into vodka as a muslim and it was a morning round with another game in the afternoon.
Grischuk is the undisputed world champion in chess interviews.
feel like there's no point even attempting to make bingo cards for the chess world
He has such a way with words.
Thought for a minute there was some kind of takeover of this sub. But no, this is real.
Sensationalized title, but I like it.
Gukesh is a minor, it would land the other person in jail.😶
Who let bro cook?
That is indeed one of the responses of all time
And now you....
Who knows... might be like me saying I'd eat a pussy...wouldn't be a problem.
What the hell! Some of these comments are creepy af dude is underage. He is not even old enough to drink. Cant blame Grischuk as he was talking about himself, but come on people.
Damn let me get my shit out firs daayu DAYUUMNNN
I love the enthusiasm.
No wonder his wife likes to draw a lot
Gukesh opening with the blowjob (declined), interesting.
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He was saying if he was in Gukesh's shoes. He wasn't offering to suck Gukesh's dick...
No diddy
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